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1. Stop buying secondhand cars.

2. Stop driving while intoxicated. Since he remembered the details, he wasn't inebriated.

3. Stop receiving calls while driving. Use a transmitter or voicemail instead. No call is more important than your life.

4. Bicycles are healthier means of transportation.

What good has his paymaster been ever since he left power? Though, I hate the idea, it is a lot better than nothing.

Na subsistence farming concern me. The country is unserious.

Okay. Good news.

You sure it isn’t for racing? Abuja boys no fit use eye look NOs. Their airport road and drag racing na one and two.

All these perverts on Nairaland. Mscheew.

Spend money to buy near unlimited data. She’s 17, she’s learning about her body. We all watched porn in teenage years. Leave her to do her own. The only thing you can do as an uncle is to advice her to use birth control if she ever chooses to experiment. In the western world, you can’t tell her anything starting from next year. Your only hope is to set her on the right path beginning from this year.

After they’ll say women don’t watch porn. The urge for copulation is strong in every human being. We learn to control it later in life.

1. This is a very enlightening thread. I applaud the OP and the moderator who moved it to the front page.

2. Education is not everything. Like man can not live by bread alone, academic excellence is not all needed to survive. Indians and Chinese the world over are the most intelligent people in their fields. These people are very timid, socially awkward and non-athletic.

So, your goal is five thousand topics per account. It makes sense now.

No find better thing to do with life. Dey troll Nairaland. Many here throwing insults your way were born when you first opened an account.

Mscheew.

Bimpe, pay a super moderator 20 - 50k and the person will post your services to the front page. Nairaland dey find money badly.

ROFLMAO.

She further revealed that after repairing her tap, the plumber would do something to make it stop workinf so that she would pay him again for the 'repair.'

Like say them curse some of these people. I once had a security guard who used to do the same. He and the plumber had an agreement — he'd lock the tap every end of the week and they would share the money paid. He eventually got greedy, locking the tap every other day. The plumber finally got frustrated and taught me how to open it, blocking the lowlife’s means of making quick money.

Jambite fantasy.

Nairalanders who believe women do not grow past 5’2” won’t see this one. Nobody watches women’s basketball anyway. Where is her OnlyFans?

Wordsfrombimpe:
Na only here you get mouth

Talk with no actions

Send me 2k first and see if it’s all talk.

Who said I like my tribe? Lol.

All these bored children in this forum. Mscheew.

All the makeup did was hide her wrinkles. No miracle was performed here. Men her age will still chase younger females while those older may consider her.

Solofresh2:
Seun,Mydn44,nlfpmods

So, in your mind, you’ve discovered a world ending event? ROFL. This thread no go make front page. Na normal thing any twelve year old fit dig up.

No pant in that video. It’s a skort. I know many of una no finish school. I will explain what the word means. A skort is a skirt and short combo. The picture is tame compared to Beyonce who gives literal upskirts. ROFL. Encouraging male perversion. No wonder the brand names are stage personas.

My phone; records in 4K HDR on a regular day.

My phone when I record supernatural events; blurry 144p.

Wordsfrombimpe:
Alright

Bimpe, should I send you flowers?

See as bingos derail nice thread. Sad.

Somebody will wake up with new tales for Nairaland. I blame bored children for believing everything.

LikeAking:
U are wise..

We like to worry too much in Nigeria...

See a the mad doctor expose everything...

E go dey trend now..

Daft Nigerians..

I saw it and locked up..


Now na balloon things...

Who ever they sell ballin go make am big..

Music videos and their performers normalized smoking weed, taking drugs and vaping. This is the new trend. I pity people willing to risk their brain cells.

Wordsfrombimpe:
You are a stalker

I no fit see fine girl throway face.

Let this drug stay in its home shore. Nigerians do not need it. What the NDLEA should do is order the NFVCB to ban any music video promoting the substance. I do not believe any indigenous Nigerian is on it yet. This announcement will only promote its use.

SayNo2SmallPrik:
Na paragraph we go chop?

I chop am very well.

Pointless video. God will punish these Nigerian video bloggers for their plenty aimless talk. Was that Big N dressed like Super Mario and Whitemoney shirtless? What kind of ghetto gathering was that?

She didn’t twerk. That was tame compared to things I watch online. Spanx no gree am move body properly.

They can’t try it in the real world due to physical consequences. Here the worst which happens is a three day ban. Before that elapses, they return with alternate accounts. Some children in this forum cycle through twenty at a time to use in spreading bile.