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Her parents are to blame. How old is she, sef?

Cazzim:
lately, I have noticed everybody looks ok until you eventually have a deep conversation with them, and then u will realize that this is a sad generation of people struggling to survive through smiling faces and picture

Everybody get where dey bite them.

lessonotes:
Jesus Christ is the only way, the Truth and the Life.

Repent Today.

I repented. I’m still waiting for Jesus to show me the way.

In retaliation, the country will arm rebels in faraway Ethiopia. The US will then authorize the government’s army to neutralize the rebels using American weapons and training. Death toll, all Africans. No dead Russians, Ukrainians or Americans anywhere.

When elephants fight, the grass suffers.

Is 100k money? Mscheew. Na only the credit make sense.

WorldRichest:
What color is that?

A. Blue
B. Yellow
C. Rainbow multicolor
D. Red

A. It has a chocolate bar drawn in front.

Arizoner:
she dey suck dick?

No. She finds it disgusting. One can always pay her to.

I no sabi am.

Dead forum. Nobody send the program. With BBN, the loyal followers post updates while multitudes read then complain in other threads. Since there’s no knacking or flashing skin in this show, nobody cares.

MatrixReloaded:
Forced cake. I know her very well, too private to the core. Not that she's not approachable but her character speaks volume for other ladies to emulate.

You no sabi am reach me. I know the colour of her favourite panties.

M.s.c.h.e.e.w.

Non-Nigerian news. Not my concern.

Beautiful middle aged woman.

I have only a slight problem with two factor authentication. Let me see if this will turn out seamless. I’ll jump on it quickly.

This is one aspect of African ‘culture’ Nairalanders hold strong to.

There is no right or wrong partner. Date whoever you find appealing. If they change, dump them and don't look back.

Such a young girl. Likely cardiac arrest induced from high blood pressure. We, West Africans, are plagued with the condition. I'm trying to learn how to check my blood pressure frequently to see if all my exercise is paying off. HBP is the major killer of relatives on my father's side.

Bullet is not an alcoholic drink. Who is the lokito who penned this report?!

She no pay suicide tax. My friend, resurrect that body!

A day after me. Small girl.

No race was mentioned so I’ll conclude they were all black. If the expatriate was Caucasian, I’d assume his wife was black. If both man and wife were white, I’d congratulate the gateman for securing a child with a better future than his.

He’ll use the time to visit schools and children’s hospitals.

He did it, without a doubt. I know his type of work environment.

MechanicMike:
Ok So u sayin u like fat police mens BECUZ he loook gay... corrrrrrrect? Are u gay sir?(no offenscce)

Lol.

Retirement don sure?

The pictures are cute.

Nothing new. Weird people exist offline as well as online. They’re only more pronounced in the digital world.

Rhozabeth:
They don't need to body shame him, just create a panic situation and see how he responds!

He’ll die of a heart attack.

Hambivert:
The woke mentality would soon destroy SA.
Security officers need to be agile and capable, that is why the health status, body mass, and in many cases height, etc., is always considered.

Although we know that many police men are now fat, it is inexplicably deplorable for the force to recruit officers that aren't bodily fit.
Assuming your favourite football team sign an overweight player, would you say the manager is serious?

It is not body shaming. Enough of this woke wailing, the truth must be said. Fatness shouldn't be sparogatively encouraged in the force.

What does woke mean?

MechanicMike:
The police man is a fat fool please..must he eat fufu? they don't have gym in south Africa? (no offenscce)

Mr Cork, when you go comot Nairaland? Your mates get grandchildren.

True true, na swallow no dey gree person slim. Most Nigerian girls complain about it but can’t stop eating.

DJInfluence:
That's narrow minded thinking. He doesn't have to physically pursue criminal. He can do it from a desk. There's also an administrative arm of the police. He could even be deploy to the cyber unit if he's good with computers or he can be dealing with gathered evidence. There are many part of the police jobs that doesn't requires one to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to perform.

The average policeman doesn’t need to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to work properly. Any trim individual in good shape can carry out the role.