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Hotwest:
Office work maybe receiving Hamburgers/KFC buckets as bribe

He should work in the field. It’ll help him stay in shape longer.

Federalofficia:
If them burst station nko how je want run for safety

Running for safety saves one out of four lives. Most times one is better off fighting to the death.

Send that fat boy to a boxing gym and stop him from eating pap for four months. He’ll come out a different man. What are the requirements to join the force there? It seems my late grandma’s corpse is eligible for service.

I swear, person no fit rate this forum. You broke children spend all your time fantasizing about gays and transsexuals. The people, sef, no send una. Irony.

Another useless topic makes front page. Cursed platform.

DOptical:
Khosi thou..

I think it's her facial structure that's the problem. Looks like an antelope or is it a donkey. Even vulture look.. I can't un-see it whenever I see her. Added with her wide big lips.. ugly character too.

What was Yemi thinking? 😂 Yemi even said he liked her muscles. Yemi dey ment I swear 😂 At least he was sane enough to run out quickly as soon as he was evicted 😂.. Guy was tired 😂 then Toddler took up the Baton 😂 Even Ebubu would have taken his own baton after toddler left if the show had continued longer because she almost gave him puna too 😂 Chasing after men, blackmailing them while playing the victim plus saying nonsense about her fellow women. Rinse and repeat.. I'm still wondering about those who supported her. People wey dey mad..

What happened to Yaya thou? I thought she would be following Marvin around like she always did. But Marvin has been following Khosi around 😂.. it was so funny when I saw how these guys were packed inside one room 😂.. Anyway, I hope madam Khosi hasn't been saying gibberish about Yaya in front of Marvin while jumping on Marvin's dick 😂 these are all what we watch toxic Madam Khosi do on the show. Constantly put down her fellow girls in front of the guys while jumping on the guys' dick, afterwhich, she plays the victim.. these are what some lunatics supported. Well, she shouldn't think she can play the victim out there like she did on the show, thanks to the lunatics who supported her on the show. For these lunatics, remember this is reality now. No one can play any victim out there. No one is married to anyone. That was something they couldn't sink into their heads, let alone chasing, blackmailing and playing the victim over a strange man you didn't bring from your house to the show. The audacity! Someone who's even got 4 yrs relationship and kept flirting around yet wanting to box a strange man as early as the first week while playing useless victim card? Who were the lunatics that supported such bullshit? Well, reality is Marvin will chop and clean mouth. That's the reality. Although Marvin did say he couldn't smash her while making disgusting face on the show..

Drink cold water.

Finding it where I live is hard. Na POS operators dey reign. They’ve become the new churches.

meobizy:
Sanqa, do you know which song this is? It's a house beat with "ayoyo" repeated occasionally.

Hwiralang - Mac Lopez. MacG. It must be the instrumental version you heard. I recommend the vocal mix.

Nairaland pushes every rubbish to the front page these days. I don’t believe.

He must mean for government workers. I dey go work tomorrow. No be Wike dey put food for my plate.

Thank God they were caught in a foreign environment. The family would walk free if everything happened in Nigeria.

Ten boxers only? Lol. A man should have at least fourteen.

She should stay home and nurse the pregnancy. All that makeup is bad for the unborn child.

She doesn’t know the first rule of liposuction; fat increases in untreated areas. If you remove the mass deposited on your upper back, your lower back picks up the slack and grows in size. If you destroy fat cells situated on your abs, your hips become the new storers of excess calories. Doing the procedure makes removing newly formed fat mass more difficult. The gym is the healthiest, most aesthetic bet.

Davido should save money. He has five outside children who’d need funds for schooling.

That’s a tiny six year old. Happy birthday to him. Madam, where is my gift?

Who died and made her most beautiful? Hain! She only looks like an Instagram model. Nothing else.

Twitch don die? I thought it was a niche platform. If the platform is dying, it means e-sports are facing a decline. Both the platform and the sports genre were connected.

Every married man has this complaint.

Edoziesmart:
I'm shocked that miserable mods banned him for saying the obvious truth.

I don't see the reason the owner of this great platform will be more active on twitter than the social forum he created.
He should learn from CEOs of meta and twitter respectively.

Abeg, leave that one. His hypocrisy will be his downfall.

Why should I read news about Twitter on Sahara and Nairaland, when I have better humans on Twitter to shape opinions?

By the way, Nairaland usage is now lower than ever before. Almost no people on threads.

See the way they silenced this one. Nairaland hates the truth.

Why Jack jumped ship is the major mystery.

Yes. A fourteen year old. Sango-Ota is a boring place.

Aluma32:
Nairalanders, I'm new and need genuine advise here. I married my wife for over 7 years and she hasn't been able to conceive. After many medical trials like IVF and operations no positive result. She had suggested we go for a surrogate mother and has even brought a young girl of about 22 years to do that for us. My concern which I told her is that the little baby will need constant feeding in the surrogate mother's womb and so I will from time to time bleep the girl to feed my unborn child which my wife refuse. What should I do? Or I should leave my unborn baby to starve in that girl's womb? The baby may end up lacking certain traits if not well fed. Please advise and no insult please.

Believe this troll topic to your detriment. Seun, well done.

Good. He should come out in six or seven based on good behaviour.

How to identify bored fourteen year old boys.

I swear, preek and toto na the only subject wey full Nairaland. Right from 2005 till this very moment.

I’ve seen many relationships to answer for women. No. Pointless thread to a question many already know the answer.