₦airaland Forum

Na jobless people full Nairaland. If Tinubu’s administration checkmates unemployment, Nairaland go suffer.

Another day in Africa.

Wetin concern government? How did they find out in the first place? Na these kind news dey make oyibo see us as lower animals. Government work na to provide for you in form of amenities and defend your life from external forces.

Another fake news brought in collaboration with cheap bloggers. Nairaland never fails.

The first girl didn't cause a scene over the issue. It's like society; new money noisemakers rub shoulders everywhere while the old money crowd stay silent. We will remember this girl's matter if she randomly appears in the next two years. We've already forgotten the legitimate highest score participant.

Explain further because this paragraph looks like rambling.

When new woman enter your life, na you go use hand abandon the daughter you wan kill yourself over. Make una dey vet these women before sleeping with them. I know many lie, but in ninety-nine percent of these cases, we men ignore red flags and go ahead. See market your preek buy you.

2mch:
She printed it out same time she printed out the fake result. JAMB has a log on all her activities, while trying to check her score on the database. Databases always have an audit log, once you enter your registration number. They can see everything you did there. JAMB want her to hang herself. They said she printed the real one with 249 on June 30 or thereabouts.

Why did she do it? The whole parading a fake result thing. Her ego couldn't take having a normal score no different from others?

Let me comment anyway since this may hit front page. Where did she get her “original” result from?

They are given breaks. Maybe she’s using hers.

Beess:
Okay... I see u hv already decided to call me names n wat not... By the way I am not in portharcourt... All d best in getting someone

Whichever location I posted would turn out wrong. You're not ready to work. Mynd44 will do the needed soon.

Beess:
Location please?

Port Harcourt.

Trash like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Whatsapp and Nairaland are more than enough for me. I may cut off from here soon.

Na still normal price for my area.

AImiron:
No be so oh, you stole my favorite quotes bro

Use one account post the quote, use another account call yourself out. I understand. Carry on.

Beess:
Goodmorning, I hope you are good, I'm sorry to bother you, so, I recently lost my job and hv been job searching for few months now... In this times, my savings exhausted on feeding, bills and transportation, medicine and family needs... I am reaching out to you good hearted person to kindly lend me a hand of love and care, just to keep body and soul together for the time being as I am hopeful soon a new job will materialize. Please no amount of money from you is too small, I will appreciate your kindness and support, if God touch u to help, kindly check my signature below for my financial acct. details... may God bless you...

Why should I give you money? Can you perform a caregiving job? I have an older relative who needs twenty-four seven physical assistance.

Joe4real1988:
Smiles......i like the way you are dealing with these unrealistic individuals with 'It will favour me and my family slang'. . Keep it on bro.

Use one account post "it will favour me and my family," use another account to hail yourself. Keep it on, bro.

It was more of poetry using computer lingo. Tech words sound more like "I want your 1 in my 0 when we get 192.168.10.1."

Let her not learn the hard way like Joyce Chioma.

Every thing makes news here.

Pack your load come back Naija.

God forbid a time ever returning that NTA will be the sole source for Nigerian information.

At least you get girlfriend to complain about.

ROFL. She broke herself and the record.

Okay. Noted. I will let people know.