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No race was mentioned so I’ll conclude they were all black. If the expatriate was Caucasian, I’d assume his wife was black. If both man and wife were white, I’d congratulate the gateman for securing a child with a better future than his.

He’ll use the time to visit schools and children’s hospitals.

He did it, without a doubt. I know his type of work environment.

MechanicMike:
Ok So u sayin u like fat police mens BECUZ he loook gay... corrrrrrrect? Are u gay sir?(no offenscce)

Lol.

Retirement don sure?

The pictures are cute.

Nothing new. Weird people exist offline as well as online. They’re only more pronounced in the digital world.

Rhozabeth:
They don't need to body shame him, just create a panic situation and see how he responds!

He’ll die of a heart attack.

Hambivert:
The woke mentality would soon destroy SA.
Security officers need to be agile and capable, that is why the health status, body mass, and in many cases height, etc., is always considered.

Although we know that many police men are now fat, it is inexplicably deplorable for the force to recruit officers that aren't bodily fit.
Assuming your favourite football team sign an overweight player, would you say the manager is serious?

It is not body shaming. Enough of this woke wailing, the truth must be said. Fatness shouldn't be sparogatively encouraged in the force.

What does woke mean?

MechanicMike:
The police man is a fat fool please..must he eat fufu? they don't have gym in south Africa? (no offenscce)

Mr Cork, when you go comot Nairaland? Your mates get grandchildren.

True true, na swallow no dey gree person slim. Most Nigerian girls complain about it but can’t stop eating.

DJInfluence:
That's narrow minded thinking. He doesn't have to physically pursue criminal. He can do it from a desk. There's also an administrative arm of the police. He could even be deploy to the cyber unit if he's good with computers or he can be dealing with gathered evidence. There are many part of the police jobs that doesn't requires one to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to perform.

The average policeman doesn’t need to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to work properly. Any trim individual in good shape can carry out the role.

Hotwest:
Office work maybe receiving Hamburgers/KFC buckets as bribe

He should work in the field. It’ll help him stay in shape longer.

Federalofficia:
If them burst station nko how je want run for safety

Running for safety saves one out of four lives. Most times one is better off fighting to the death.

Send that fat boy to a boxing gym and stop him from eating pap for four months. He’ll come out a different man. What are the requirements to join the force there? It seems my late grandma’s corpse is eligible for service.

I swear, person no fit rate this forum. You broke children spend all your time fantasizing about gays and transsexuals. The people, sef, no send una. Irony.

Another useless topic makes front page. Cursed platform.

DOptical:
Khosi thou..

I think it's her facial structure that's the problem. Looks like an antelope or is it a donkey. Even vulture look.. I can't un-see it whenever I see her. Added with her wide big lips.. ugly character too.

What was Yemi thinking? 😂 Yemi even said he liked her muscles. Yemi dey ment I swear 😂 At least he was sane enough to run out quickly as soon as he was evicted 😂.. Guy was tired 😂 then Toddler took up the Baton 😂 Even Ebubu would have taken his own baton after toddler left if the show had continued longer because she almost gave him puna too 😂 Chasing after men, blackmailing them while playing the victim plus saying nonsense about her fellow women. Rinse and repeat.. I'm still wondering about those who supported her. People wey dey mad..

What happened to Yaya thou? I thought she would be following Marvin around like she always did. But Marvin has been following Khosi around 😂.. it was so funny when I saw how these guys were packed inside one room 😂.. Anyway, I hope madam Khosi hasn't been saying gibberish about Yaya in front of Marvin while jumping on Marvin's dick 😂 these are all what we watch toxic Madam Khosi do on the show. Constantly put down her fellow girls in front of the guys while jumping on the guys' dick, afterwhich, she plays the victim.. these are what some lunatics supported. Well, she shouldn't think she can play the victim out there like she did on the show, thanks to the lunatics who supported her on the show. For these lunatics, remember this is reality now. No one can play any victim out there. No one is married to anyone. That was something they couldn't sink into their heads, let alone chasing, blackmailing and playing the victim over a strange man you didn't bring from your house to the show. The audacity! Someone who's even got 4 yrs relationship and kept flirting around yet wanting to box a strange man as early as the first week while playing useless victim card? Who were the lunatics that supported such bullshit? Well, reality is Marvin will chop and clean mouth. That's the reality. Although Marvin did say he couldn't smash her while making disgusting face on the show..

Drink cold water.

Finding it where I live is hard. Na POS operators dey reign. They’ve become the new churches.

meobizy:
Sanqa, do you know which song this is? It's a house beat with "ayoyo" repeated occasionally.

Hwiralang - Mac Lopez. MacG. It must be the instrumental version you heard. I recommend the vocal mix.

Nairaland pushes every rubbish to the front page these days. I don’t believe.

He must mean for government workers. I dey go work tomorrow. No be Wike dey put food for my plate.

Thank God they were caught in a foreign environment. The family would walk free if everything happened in Nigeria.

Ten boxers only? Lol. A man should have at least fourteen.

She should stay home and nurse the pregnancy. All that makeup is bad for the unborn child.

She doesn’t know the first rule of liposuction; fat increases in untreated areas. If you remove the mass deposited on your upper back, your lower back picks up the slack and grows in size. If you destroy fat cells situated on your abs, your hips become the new storers of excess calories. Doing the procedure makes removing newly formed fat mass more difficult. The gym is the healthiest, most aesthetic bet.

Davido should save money. He has five outside children who’d need funds for schooling.

That’s a tiny six year old. Happy birthday to him. Madam, where is my gift?

Who died and made her most beautiful? Hain! She only looks like an Instagram model. Nothing else.

Twitch don die? I thought it was a niche platform. If the platform is dying, it means e-sports are facing a decline. Both the platform and the sports genre were connected.

Every married man has this complaint.