₦airaland Forum

Plenty mongrels talk like this for Nairaland that year. Now, they’re in developed nations talking shit about the country and its citizens.

Deelaw:
You're terribly wrong!
But as dey say...."If mugu no fall, how guy-man wan chop?".
Phone technicians must survive though

Beep, beep, breeeeeeeppppp. Click.

Whatever you do, your battery will still run down. I won’t baby my phone in a bid to make it last longer. Modern devices are created to spoil. Use them quickly before they reach the point of no return. You will only regret wasting your time instead of enjoying the product.

If you believe this, you will believe anything.

Sometimes, technology can be annoying.

Tjra:
That's Jagaban for you.

Always available to give his wife a special treat in the oza room

Unlike Hoebi wey go dey jump from one burial ceremony to another.

Good puppy.

The prize money is not enticing.

Dry.

Now, who will kill each individual involved in the lynching to continue the cycle of murder?

I see these sorts of threads every other week. The original poster ends up doing nothing despite the wealth of advice dropped. Just another day on Nairaland.

Babypal:
What improved your quality of life so much, you wish you did it sooner?

Will give my answer when this post marinates..lol

I have all the time to wait. I will provide my answer after you.

I don read stories tire for Nairaland. One cannot tell what is real and what is fake.

Sunshine34:
Infection,

The term "infection" is vague and broad. What kind of infection, how long did you have it and what was recommended as the cure?

Lagos life. She should take boxing lessons in order to defend herself. Passersby won’t help her unless they caught the man red handed. It seems that was the case so she held on to his vulnerable part. His freaky self likely enjoyed the sensation.

She really is a small girl. She looks about nineteen years of age. Na like this she don throway twenty-six years of her life? She didn’t plan it well. She could’ve run to the police to claim the man complained of belly aches before death. It would come to a conclusion that he died from poisoning prior. The problem with such is she would unlock the act as a solution to every cheating problem. It would take five or more dead partners before she gets caught finally.

Hopefully, she’ll learn the error of her way and never do it again. She may become hardened in prison and shun rehabilitation.

The reason why I see this woman’s news three times daily is because Nigerians consider her attractive. If this was Oby Ezekwesili, Nairaland would hide all reports of the matter. The forum will actively delete all mentions of her name to avoid anyone mistakenly bringing it up to front page discussions. The real world will follow the same action. Our news stations will act like the topic is a non-issue and bury it under piles of political shenanigans.

In this world, pray that your children become attractive or they should put in effort to appeal to the masses. Ugly people get the short end of the stick in modern society.

In three days time, we will forget this news. In three months to three years, if the country doesn’t favour her, she’ll silently return to the hustle of the Yankee environment. She’ll start making money again while trolls on Nairaland will remain trolls. Since 2006, no motion in you people’s lives. I pity una. All you do is wake up, type rubbish, go to bed and repeat the cycle every day.

Many have failed. There is a reason why Netflix and DStv remain at the top of their game for decades and counting. They are not Nigerian companies which standards drop as years pass. They actually improve to meet the times. Similar companies come into the market looking for a quick buck. Once they hit a snag, they abandon ship and run for the hills. MTN, in the first place, your company won’t have the titles people will climb over themselves to watch. The initiative will kick off with low expense safe options which consumers will easily overlook for a Netflix option. This business model is already dead on arrival.

She let herself go over the years. Akata women will find a way to blame laziness to stay fit after having children on men. I could honestly do without this piece of history. The movie has long been forgotten. It wasn’t a big budget movie anyway.

Have the bots gotten turned off? I’m surprised this topic is still on its first page at this time. There was nothing to complain or insult yourselves about? Nairaland is truly dead.

Look at that hippo in a dress. I can guess her tribe. I no go lie, I go knack am. It’s a shame that the eight-minute activity will lead to the downfall of humans.

This product is ubiquitous in the country. I just consumed one now.


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Dpatriotng:
One month rent for a single person ranges from N5000 to N20,000. If your monthly rent as an individual living alone is above this range then certainly you're living well and don't need emergency help to cover the rent.

Hehehehehehe. Here I was thinking the sum would be 120 - 240K. Situations really different for life. If I knew it was 20K, I would’ve referred you to wordsfrombimpe’s training. I think her course is affordable.

Let me understand one thing before moving forward, how much is the rent you speak of? It seems my assumption, your own and that of other users are completely different. Put us on the same page first before I continue.

Dpatriotng:
1. Pay one month rent for a random Nigerian?

2. Do a one month data subscription for a random Nigerian?

Let me know in the comments or suggest better ones within same budget.

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Good. Make everybody waka their own way.

Xbox2005:
what do you mean that I am bot?are you kidding me

You’ll find it easier in Gibberlink.

Observer210:
na you go feed the person or pay for the daily transport?

Let’s chat in Gibberlink.

Dpatriotng:
Thanks for your input.

Are there any skills or courses that one can learn with an equivalent of one month rent?

That’s the best part, most are cheaper than rent. You can pay for a welding course, rigging or blasting. Those pay well when employed. The person will make the money back in a month or less.

Hello, bot. You’re in luck. I speak and understand Gibberlink. Maybe we can use it in your response.

Xbox2005:
I am a new nairaland member here.I hope I am welcome

Payment to learn a skill. Don’t give the money to the person. Pay for the course then tell the person to attend it.

Dpatriotng:
1. Pay one month rent for a random Nigerian?

2. Do a one month data subscription for a random Nigerian?

Let me know in the comments or suggest better ones within same budget.

Follow @Nigerianalysis on X.com or Twitter to join the giveaway and share your thoughts on Nigerian issues.

Their foreign paymasters don’t provide them food? Why destabilize communities?

I will run his name through Google. Nairaland is not a source for reliable news.

Leave economists to claim that COVID killed globalization. Those people will blame the death of soldiers shot to death on the pandemic which occurred five years ago.

The same way Zuckerberg and Musk’s fight was a brutal and bloody gore fest?

Obrigardo:
Just heard musk objecting to the tariffs and wished the admin could give the EU zero tariffs.
What's happening here? Has the constant protest and loss in revenue gotten to him?
Both unstable men, and now getting into a feud will be a messy one that will not help anyone of us.