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This topic was hidden a while ago. Nairaland dey fear face.

1. Our currency is utterly valueless.

2. She’s bringing herself out in a bid to secure a husband. Nigerian girls are the same the world over.

EmmySparky:
Olympic sprinters don’t have china wall flat type…they had some level of ass already before hitting the gym… why are Chinese athletes or long distance runners not having the booties after hitting the gym…

No. No. No. I don't debate on Nairaland. I learned my lesson long ago.

Life starts for the average first world citizen at seventeen or eighteen. The same life starts for us at forty. By that age, our first world counterparts have retirement on the horizon. See our age-falsifying soccer athletes for example.

Grandma wanted to see if she was made out of chocolate. ROFLMAO.

EmmySparky:
Lol the way y’all think… so a lady with zero ass would suddenly turn to a khardashian after hitting or colliding with the gym… I am just laughing here…

No, but the ass won’t remain flat. Check Olympic sprinters for example. Zero BBL required.

Ask someone else.

SamuraiXXX:
How is it the cigarette company's business if a person knows the risk but still chooses to continue smoking?

HIV, cancer, HPV and other terminal illnesses are cured every other Sunday on the pages of Nairaland. We’re still waiting in real life for hope of any sort.

Somehow, hitting the gym which would’ve lasted longer didn’t come to her mind.

Congratulations to her and a safe delivery in advance.

GloriousGbola:
And if she is a milf fox who has simply put on weight in the right places and aged gracefully, what then?

Some hot chicks are still hot for their age.

Milf fox means nothing when there are younger women who blow her out of the water. There are beautiful older women. Youth on its own is a huge advantage in the mating game. No man is checking for used older women when almost brand new nineteen year olds flood the market every year.

Silence. You’re probably a twenty-two year old with zero life experience apart from what you read online.

babzo:
You really think so? Hmmm. Whether she is old or fat or now has 10 kids, if it was unfinished love, becareful man, it will rekindle....

Nigerians now count in months? Wahala. Love doesn’t die, from what I read. It mellows. In my experience, it grows back incrementally. I hold it firm by avoiding the person after the first meeting. That whole “my heart shake” can’t happen if I see her old, fat and with teenage children after eighteen years of no contact.

Teddy A is an attractive man. She must be suffering in silence.

Nigerians have been blocked from acquiring visas because our women flooded leisure spots in search of “business.” Now, Ugandan women have filled the void. Those ones will get blocked soon.

cocolacec:
Nigerian and Ugandan Women Are Considered Prostitutes in DUBAI

They were classified as dirty in the past when allowed to roam free. Since pigs eat almost anything, they dug into graves and consumed corpses. Today, pigs are raised in industrial farms. They eat only what farmers provide.

Mariangeles:
When it comes to dirty animals, pigs are the dirtiest.
It is in their nature. Dirt is their natural habitat.
It's even in how they eat.
How you know which animal is the dirtiest is when they're left to roam freely.

Pigs are even used to define other animal species that are dirty.
For example: catfish are the pigs of fish, as ducks are the pigs of birds.

SouthSouth1914:
You can do a simple search.

A pig raised in a concrete pen using selected agricultural feed can never get parasites. Where them wan from come? As for dirt, they play in mud to cool off. That is all. Africans dump refuse anywhere. It is a sorry case that most sites rife with mud also house refuse. Oh, it’s science. The garbage shields the ground from the sun, thus allowing it absorb moisture which leads to soft, almost clay-like texture.

Proof?

SouthSouth1914:
The dirtiest, unclean thing ever. Stay away from it if you can!

Only an original Apple centre can help you. I assumed it was power issues at first. Your wahala pass me.

temmy59:
My sincere apologize to this admins of this trend from me; for creating a new topic. I understand it would have to taken down. Once against apologize. I just needed to draw attention to my case. ( Cause am frustrated)


Please I need help seriously with my MacBook pro M1.

I was using as normal few days ago, then I came back to use it suddenly not coming on. After a few hours and several tries it came on and boot only half way and went off.

I connected it to power source it on to the stage where I need to input my password, both the track pad and the keyboard is suddenly not working.

I tried to get to the startup options to see if I can't restore to factory settings. Since the keyboard and the track pad is not working.

I had to go buy external keyboard and external mouse which worked. I tried to use the recovery to reinstall the MACOs but it was stuck at downloading for over 7 hours.

Then I asked chatgpt, then I went to disk utility to delete what is there.. chatgpt to me I have to erase it from the Apple sad; which I did.

I tried to download a new Macos through the recovery again, this time around it was downloading.. but it got to just the finish and got stuck and subsequently said pkerror download.

I took it to an engineer, that said by deleting it from Apple ssd, I have deletes the firmware too. So he would need to use another M1 to reinstall the firmware and new Macos. (I.e through Apple configurator 2).

I paid him, it said by evening I should get it.
But said due to network it would be the following day. Then the following day. He said he has tried to revive and restore like 3 times and burning data that the stuff keeps going back and not working.

That the next step is to go and check the storage disk and that would cost me about 50k. I can't afford that.

That is why I came to my nairaland folks to help me with there experience on what is going on with my MacBook, cause am frustrated and exhausted and have burnt money.

So please help me.

The same government which gave him a license to kill has judged him fit to be executed. Let this be a lesson.

Hehehehe, bloggers wanted to force her out of hiding. She know wetin big pass her.

I’ve seen a fair number of Nigerians who refuse to eat the meat. Why? I’ve come across ignorant ones who swear to never eat pig meat but rush to consume pork because they don’t believe both are the same.

Do you drink Coca Cola? Try abstaining from soft drinks for a full year. If you can, smokers should be able to quit cold turkey.

Nicotine is addictive. Look at how children struggle to eat meat. It is the same. The cigarette companies don’t care about the health of their customers. Those pictures are put in a bid for them to claim that sensible people were warned. They know very well any six year old will get hooked if he/she learns to puff smoke properly. Anyone who dies from cancer will be replaced in tens.

Professor007:
I don't smoke, but also I don't look down on people who smoke.

But still, I can't help but wonder: what's so addictive about smoking? And why do people still choose to smoke up on all the warnings and health risks?

Just the other day I came across an empty pack of cigarettes. Lo and behold, they've graduated from just writing "smokers are liable to die young" to know using graphic images of a severely cigarette-damaged lung. All this in a to dissuade people from smoking.

So, my question is, why do people still smoke when the disadvantages are so glaring?

Half of the housemates, Igbo. The other half, Yoruba. A sprinkle of South South and two northerners in the mix. I will not tune in to channel 198 next year. 2,500 unique tribes in this country and they keep selecting the same six? I am not doing again. The worst is when out of twenty-six strangers, ten know each other from outside the house.

Who?

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Dazidon:
4 as long as i remain victor omerigwe


It is far better to die a prostitute than to end up like my mum


I cannot imagine having any girlfriend or wife that will remind me of those hellish damn damns


I rather need more ways to 4get a lot of incomparable sufferrings


How many times will i meet her in a a worn out ,pale and some kind of lifeless state b4 whatever happens?


I remember how she once battled eye,leg ,tooth and other health issues at once!


Anyways, i do not see marriage or having children as enough reasons to celebrate.

It does not mean i prefer to die with no history of a heterosexual relationship.

It does not mean i wish to die childless.


I can never just understand why a person has to experience the kind of family crises i have experienced.


I consider myself to be from a broken home and i hate my grandparents from both sides.


I am not interested in meeting extended family members and i do not plan to relocate to benue state even though itz my state of origin.


Even if i become the governor, i will never spend a whole year in benue except they force me.

However,
If i ever become a billionaire , i will ensure that no girl or woman around me ever goes broke , whether by investing, recommending,employing,teaching,networking or whatever whatever.


as in,
I have to erase certain memories before they erase me.










........
.....Victor 'Flames' Omerigwe.

All a matter of time before she realizes the man is no different from regular ones despite his impressive phallus.

Back in the day when composition was the skill of the elite. The letter may be three pages long. God, I miss penning thoughts. There are many means of dropping comments and write-ups online. The average internet user is an author in his/her own right.

Something is wrong with these R&B guys. Rappers are the same way. They can get most amoral legal females. For reasons unknown, they prefer underage ones. Prison don catch this one. He will be R Kelly’s celly.

DyshApp:
A decomposing body found in the boot of a Tesla registered to singer D4vd (David Anthony Burke) has been identified as a missing 15-year-old (though she was 13 when she disappeared) girl.

What happened:
On 8 September, police discovered human remains inside the trunk of the impounded Tesla at a Hollywood tow yard, responding to reports of a foul smell.

The vehicle was registered to D4vd, a well-known singer with viral hits like Here With Me and Romantic Homicide.

The body was in an advanced state of decomposition, wrapped in plastic. The clothes found: tube top, black leggings; also stud earrings, a yellow bracelet.

Screenshots and private messages from Discord and other social media platforms between 2022 and 2024 indicate a relationship between Celeste and D4vd, with Celeste being identified as his girlfriend in some chats. Some messages allegedly describe sexual encounters and suggest grooming when she was a minor.

Victim:
Identified as Celeste Rivas from Lake Elsinore, California.
She was 13 at the time she went missing (on 5 April 2024) and would have been 15 now.
The Medical Examiner noted: height about 5 ft 2 in (157 cm), wavy black hair. Also had a tattoo on her right index finger reading “Shhh.”
This “Shhh.” tattoo is also reportedly identical to one the singer D4vd has. Other eerie overlaps: her mother says her daughter had a boyfriend named David, and the singer’s name is David Anthony Burke.

Aftermath:
The cause of death is still “deferred” (pending further investigation).
D4vd is cooperating with authorities.
His tour schedule has been affected: the show in Seattle scheduled recently was cancelled.




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