₦airaland Forum

AbokiWam:
There's this dude who owns about two at my workplace.

Walahi ever since I saw him, I started looking at him suspiciously.

Even the colors look feminine.

As a Man why would you own Pink and Sky blue Stanley Cups?

I’m Nigerian. I do not need a Stanley cup. The clay pot in the village is more than enough for my needs.

Haboseyday:
Fat burning workout for everyone (no equipment)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1BTZfJZpB4?si=57NyU4CrHc7FWicx

La click…

Till this day, many from the ALUU situation have not faced justice. This may follow the same course.

osayuwamwen:
No retaliation go happen if they try kill anyone in retaliation the entire hausa and fulani in edo state go run if not na man hunt for them operation kill hausa/fulani

Easy to claim. Reality is mostly disappointing.

The clash occurred just hours after the United States Embassy in Nigeria issued a security alert, warning its citizens about planned IMN protests in Abuja and other major cities on Friday.

CIA doings. They knew about the event before it took place. Yankee securing their interest in supposed former colonies.

The article didn’t mention what the protest was about. They claimed it happened repeatedly in the past. Over what? Na hunger? Them wan destabilize Tinubu administration? What exactly? How will the members protest on empty — oh, their fasting period is over. They have energy now.

What happens in cases like this is perpetrators disappear for two weeks or more in fear of reprisal attacks. Most of the people who will be retaliated on will be the innocent. Nigerians with their “smartness.” They perform it at the detriment of everyone else.

This Nairaland is very useless. Twenty years on and there are no dedicated men on ground to report factual events of happenings. All the forum does is pick any story from social media and plaster it on the front page. Original content keeps people engaged and always coming back. Check all forms of social media. They strive to create original content to differentiate themselves from the rest and hold customers loyal to the brand. Most of the millennials who started with this place outgrew it and left. The person in power is clueless on why members dwindle as years pass. He believes creating alternate accounts to spam rage bait will work forever. I laugh. Me sef go tire leave soon. Make this forum public and create a board like Reddit. Having many people in control of things will generate new ideas on how make money. No, he will not survive fragmented ownership of Nairaland. He would be booted out in less than a year.

ScamHunter:
For me, I think resource control by natives may be the solution. A first step solution. Secondly, I think most Africans whose land bear immense resources should clamor for independence from colonial contraptions. Them they all must halt exploitation of their resources until they build the capacity to do so themselves - exploration, extraction and processing should be indigenously done. European contraptions like Nigeria, Angola, Congo, South Africa, etc are profligates meant to serve the white man, not Africans.

You dey fear to ask AI wetin be cousin sister.

Wordsfrombimpe:
Message To Nigerian Youths - Please 🙏 Do Not Commit Suicide , Stay Strong 💪

Watch & Subscribe ⬇️


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaQxQGu_1eg?si=J-W5k9KwPfW0xAfh

Share this link to touch even if it’s one Nigeria 🇳🇬 Youths - let’s stand strong 💪 together, let’s spread hope and positivity , please do not give up 🆙

Bimpe, what happened? So you don’t want weak minded people to leave us on earth to tough things out? Don’t be wicked. Earth has limited resources. Those who can’t struggle should relocate. I support suicide. Life is hard.

Saturnalia:
People who go to night clubs to pick money that Yahoo Boyz & Ritualists throw on the dance floor with the intention of stealing & diverting the “Destiny, Glory & Virtues” of the UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE that will pick such “Ritualized” Money.

Thank you. It wasn’t explained in the article. All I saw highlighted were how she dressed to look good and her experience with the bouncer.

What’s a professional money picker?

Destiny Paul Victor. Na English man?

When did she shorten her name? I was wondering if I smoked something before reading the report.

Ilamina:

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:
What's your favourite movie that came out between 2000 - 2017

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:
Caribbean is blessed

So elegant and awesome

But they party too much

Who is Ilamina?

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Speed limit cameras, to be enforced by who? ROFLMAO. Naija never ready.


[UPDATE] All the boys blowing up my mention are dim. I’ve been in this forum since 2011. Never have I come across a thread which complained that a street camera caused a seizure of the person’s vehicle. If there is one, point it to me.

In 2013, when Boko Haram caused an explosion in Abuja. There was noise in every Nigerian state about installation of street cameras to commence in order to fight crime. Nairaland followed the news for two weeks until everything fizzled into nothing. Come at me with facts.

IyanAtiEgusi:
who be the boyfriend?

Surely not you.

His body, his life. Women love men with tattoos. He should carry on.

smartlad:
Eejo
I beg you in the name of God to help me. I have nothing to eat

Continue trolling Nairaland. Food will materialize from thin air.

smartlad:
amen

Opay. Tnx a lots boss

”i Am NoT a BeGGaR.” “I aM nOT a ScaMMeR.” “tHe oThER gUy suGGesTEd i sHOulD pOSt mY aCcOuNT nUmBeR.”

Scam no dey change. The same format every day for years running.

IyanAtiEgusi:
Na who dey fvck this Arya Starr toto sef?

Her boyfriend.

Purosangue:
Ayra starr toto go sweet

Ashawo no dey Sango Ota?

So wholesome and she’s beautiful. Sha, she’s the product of makeup and textile artists. All still join.

Tales by moonlight.

Heart attack, stroke or aneurysm. Have your pick. As much as I like beer, I wish the substance could be banned for two years and research be carried out to see how our health gets affected by the situation.

It never gets hard to catch women so far you stay in shape and dress well. The twenty-something year olds you were meant to date in your younger years were busy chasing men your current age. Now, the twenty-something year olds of today have their eyes on you. Improve on your self as days pass and celebrate that you’re single for the time being. You can save money to do things which appeal to you only. You will not get this chance again.

If I dated, I would easily rack experience points. That will come in handy if I want to settle down. For now, I stay attractive and decide to pick from those who come my way.

People still bet? Livingiconrebor and Samueltemi337 are salivating at this offer. Nairaland’s bot, boringdraw, still exists? ROFLMAO. Betting never make that one millionaire. Victoria UyaiIncomparabl Ukpabio and guobe are on the sideline watching.