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Okay. I’ve heard. I will tell my mommy.


12 characters at home.

12 characters:

Ghosts are depicted as white. She has pale skin. One can’t blame those six to seven year old kids. I would do the same if I never knew humans came in that shade.

Exercise that mouth. Next week’s market day, he’ll bring up another allegation.

One thing I’ve realized is misery loves company. People are too worthless in life that they’ll fight tooth and nail to keep others in their position. The woman made the country proud. Internet trolls who’ll never amount to anything are typing epistles of hate to disprove her feat.

Okay.

Should’ve left him there for two months. He hasn’t learned his lesson.

The sooner you children realize that whoever birthed you isn’t always your parent, the better. Your grandparents raised you. They are your mother and father.

Ehis8:
Yes, I was born by mistake and I have accepted the truth. I don’t even know what/how family seems like. I grew up with my grandparent in the village all my life (Esan Edo state). i’m a student of UNIBEN, I’m about to proceed to 200L.

My mother is something I don’t want to talk about, I already talked about her in my previous thread some years ago. infact I have disowned her long time ago. Yes.

My so called father on the other hand, has been deceiving me all my life. He lives in Ogun state with his new wife and 2 children (a boy & a girl). My father only comes to see me whenever he’s invited for a wedding or burial ceremony in the village. Although I won’t lie, he has been paying my school fees, sending me money for up-keep e.t.c but my father doesn’t want me to come and know where he stays. Always giving one stupid excuses to another.

The last stupid excuse he gave me when I told him I wanted to come know his house was “nobody is always around, the children are in boarding school bla bla bla”

I feel void, lonely and empty in my life, I want to know my step siblings, I want to have a good family bond relationship with them, I always wished to have a brother and sister I can talk and laugh with.

My matriculation day, nobody came, my sick grandfather can’t travel from village to Benin wish i so much understand. My father only called me to wish me congratulations and told me to send him pictures on WhatsApp.
Seeing Everyone with their families and loved ones made me cry like a baby that day.

Infact my plan right now is to call my father and tell him my mind, since he sees me as a mistake, he shouldn’t take care of my bills anymore, he should focus on his favorite children. He should just keep staying away from me as usual. I will be fine.

I swear, I’m heart broken, i’m crying, I’m in pain, I hate my life, I’m a mistake, I should’ve been aborted.. Ooh GOD!

I need your advice pls.

Were the three confirmed to be dangerous or the US just wasted non-American lives for fun? I’m leaning on the latter.

Fireboy02:
What do u not understand

Your point. Now I don’t care.

What is your point? I don’t even understand.


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Fireboy02:
Check d record urselves
No hate
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Thanks.
Admin pls approve

Fury will destroy Joshua. He has always known this. We will see it play out. Abeg, for Joshua's sanity, he should face someone else.

The technology is expensive. Congratulations to them. We can only dream of such.

panafrican:
No diesel fuel, no pollution, just water vapor.
Clean air, healthy population.

Break the write-up down to five hundred words. I don’t get paid to read.

I will click when OP buys me data.


14 characters. Why?

Them go dey here brag say them no go ever do am. Na them go first kneel down to propose in future, calling their present selves unwise.

Everybody has his way. There is no one-size-fits-all method to life. In some partnerships, marriage was communicated leisurely as an appointment they’ll meet on a certain day. It worked. Many men knelt to propose. Some women knelt to propose. Some passed the engagement ring in a box to their partner. No kneeling happened. Omoh, the same way many people possess unique fingerprints is how they’ll propose marriage to partners.

I never saw this coming. I would’ve bet my house on Canelo’s victory.

Nairaland is an utter waste of time.


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Stop taking performance pills, una no go hear.

I’m not married and it’s beautiful enough for me.


2 characters went home and never came back.

My friend said it and I will always agree; hunger and poverty keep Nigerians fit. See his double chin in the second picture. Is his new position one to celebrate? He’s a deputy Sheriff of a small town. He’ll be paid and won’t lack food. However, he won’t experience the real United States he watched in movies.

My grandfather used to do it. I wonder how he coped with forty children. My father doesn’t. He tried the habit at one point. It didn’t last long. He burned out. I will find out in future whether I will do so. I highly doubt because I love my sleep more than anything.

Their usual excuse is “the devil made me do it.” Those were some good neighbours. I hope those robbers don’t come back for revenge. They were armed with a machete. One can’t call them petty robbers.

officialwdhtv:
Moment thieves scaled a fence to steal generator from a home

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYp16KGgIOI

Bad bot.

Untie the ropes. Vasectomies don't mean snip snip.

The Indians never applied for records. Madam wants to keep her celebrity status going. She'll think up a new food themed achievement in three years.

erad:
All these stupid, nonsense records.

Indians have been cooking way larger quantities of rice in aluminum pits for years and they never made it a record. These ones will just see something and abuse it at every opportunity they get.

Very nonsense mentality.

I don't blame them though, I blame a country of jobless folks that will keep sucking up to them out of laziness and joblessness. They are people actually affecting lives positively but no, it's some useless acts and people we'll rather promote and give popularity.

SMH!

22 metric tons of food? I have to see this to believe it. That so-called pot looks like a dustbin. Nigerians like free things. A street full of individuals will consume the meal in a matter of hours, if not minutes.

I can't complain. I'm coming from the 6s.


Bleep Bleep Bleep x

At the very least, a step in the right direction.

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