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…and this type will want to debate with me when he’s afraid to leave the four corners of his house? What disgrace won’t Nairaland pour on me?

mamageeiscool:
What’s your opinion about her?

Ideas please

Who is Mamageeiscool?

mamageeiscool:
I liked all of my cousin’s posts but she never likes mine…what do I do?

Who is Mamageeiscool?

This is like giving a person the option of buying a games console or a laptop. With a laptop, I can work remotely to save up for a console. With a console, may God help you.

I can.

There will be less wars if the action doesn’t die automatically from their disappearance. Men get along better so little societies will be close knit. The world will be a pigsty because men will have no one to impress. Okay, gay men will impress fellow men. Pockets of cleanliness will exist here and there. Animals will get the brunt of man’s violence because we’ll focus all our testosterone on competing with each other in the form of hunting. We won’t do it to impress others, we’ll do it to show we’re better than the next person. Lastly, men will invent a means of cloning themselves to survive into the next generation. No women needed, especially for their only useful purpose.

ticker:
every body is complaining about my present complexion and i want to change it

If I recommend for you, you will toss it away after two months. You will come up with the excuse that you didn’t consciously make the decision, hence the choice must be inferior.

Akinfemmy:
Typing rubbish indeed....

What will he eat before the harvest?

If that was the only thing you could point out, it meant my advice was on point. He will depend on savings.

If it is not the land of Caucasians, I will fight tooth and nail to ensure she doesn’t go. At the end, she will still blame me for encouraging her to go and suffer.

ScamHunter:
I still don't understand this cousin sister term. How could someone be your cousin and sister rolled into one?

Ask ChatGPT to explain it.

Guy, quit that job and buy yams. Cut them into pieces and use empty cement bags to grow tubers. Sell them in the market after four months. I assure you, you’ll make at least 60K after all is said and done.

ticker:
Fellow nairaland pls kindly help me. I used a lightening cream sometime ago which I stop and started using Vaseline lotion. I noticed my complexion became very dark and rough. I don't want to go back rubbing lightening cream again. Pls kindly recommend a good lotion that will return my complexion back to normal.

I will greatly appreciate ur response. Thank you

You will dump the good lotion in search of another. You don’t stick to one for long.

Ilamina:


Not everything about Islam is bad after all

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:
Produce some stunning blonde people not only Sweden and Finland produce blonde

Latvia and Lithuania are underrated

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:

Who is Ilamina?

Poverty-induced thread. Eat a lot after fasting today and you will be all right. When full of food, such thoughts are funny. Hunger makes one think deep regarding them.

Moderators killed this forum with their tomfoolery. They know the fat man can’t manage things so they run the place like a silo infested with rats.

I am not shocked. I could tell from his Hardtalk interview that a healthy life was far from his mind. Now, watch how his son and family members will fight over his property. Abeg, make this news give us break from Natasha shenanigans. I know you Sango Ota mongrels don’t normally come across biracial women. I long got tired of them. Natasha doesn’t take care of herself compared to the ones I’ve seen.

Source: The Punch

Wey link? I no dey believe anyhow stories.

Did not read. Lol.

The woman is on suspension. Let her story die.

Ringstonermasks:
I met this woman in one of our outing with my friend in November. She was big and really big(if you know what it means), and she was alone looking sad. I approached her and said some random funny stuffs that made her laugh and we exchanged number.


She later chatted me and we agreed to meet at a spot. We sat together as friends and i told her am a married man and even had to take my wife's call while we were still talking. She didn't seem to mind and then we parted ways. She arranged another outing again and told me she is a widow, not even up to a year since she lost her husband and She has 1 kid. We later lodged and fuccked. Although the sex was abruptly stopped due to her funny resistance and i decided not to continue with the benefit friends anymore.


Later on she called me and apologized, she calls me more than 50 times everyday to say she misses me and want to hear my voice and spend time with me. It got to a point that the call became annoying cos i was always telling her i am busy and can't go out...

On new year day, she called me. My wife saw the name saved with "Fejiro" and i had to bring up a lie to dissuade her. I later called the Widow to tell her my wife is around.

The calls is now intended. I have tried to convince her without hurting her feelings that am not the one to do that with her, but she keeps saying she loves me this and that and i should not do that to her...


The mata tire me. My wife doesn't stay around much. She is an Officer in the Army, and i live off Barack.


She is even calling me now...

How do u handle this ?

You’re even repeating stories. No wonder you deleted the new entry. ROFLMAO. LWKM.

Ilamina:
These afro Portuguese countries. Are just so underrated

I hope they are welcoming

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:
I will say brazil
They eat, breathe soccer

They have won the world Cup 5 times
The most world cups any country has won


They dance, when they play soccer
Such a beautiful country
Brazil soccer is underrated

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:
I mean God wldnt have created the world
The world have been blank

Yet he decided to create humans with memories

Life is beautiful

Who is Ilamina?

I opened Nairaland this afternoon, no different from any other day. What I saw shocked me to my marrow. Natasha Akpoti - Uduaghan is accusing me of sexual harassment. Wetin concern me concern National Assembly? The woman should take her time with accusations. Not all males are the same.

Good riddance.

Just a knot and she’s making noise? It’ll go down in hours or days at most.

Ringstonermasks:
enjoy ur achievement boy


see as he shout "No" as if it a lottery, annoying small boy

E pain am, o. ROFLMAO.

Commendable. Wholesome. A good way to close the page on his life. Nearly brings tears to a grown man’s eyes.