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I thought it was heart failure or diabetes she was worried about. Malaria na three to five days treatment. She will be alright.

Ringstonermasks:
OK achievement. Some of u here are just babies.

I’m not the one who posted a story then deleted it.

Edoreborn:
Abeg tell us more,,as in she like young boys?

My man, that is a forty year old woman. You should be disgusted at the thought.

Ringstonermasks:
can u pls unquote the trend.. pls

Capital NO.

May I not go so low in life that I have to struggle to make thirty-five thousand Naira via posting sponsored topics.

That was quick. The story made front page in less than five minutes. Congratulations to the father. I hope she won’t have to sleep with under twenty year old boys in future. I hear she has a kink for it.

I’m surprised she can drop a healthy child at forty.

His name got crossed out of the world of the living.

Ringstonermasks:
I went out with a lady last week and saw a lady eating alone at the eatery. After we went through the eatery menu, we decided to try the supermarket session instead and left. The lady was still seated as at that time.


After we got there, i told my girl that the lady sitting alone looked like my wife's sister. This was just a trick to let myself approach her which i did and we exchanged number.

Where i live is where you are expected to see children of politicians or singles that are financially well to do, so this chick struck me as such.

After i got her number, i chatted her the next day and we started talking and before i knew it, she talked me into relationship. Well, she was very emotional and asking me to love her and that she missed her ex dead bf, many many long story. So i said okay to just go with the flow.

Since then, she calls me everyday and chat me up every minute, it was intense. She was sensing me like a big shot and she adores me as such, and this is really hurting my feelings too and i feel bad for her. Because she judged me by my looks and assumed i was something else.

The issue now is, i don't want to hurt her, she sounds fragile, but i want to let out. She is beautiful and young(26), so her looks is not the reason. I am a married man and barely sees my wife so i try to pass my free time with other women around.


How do you tell a girl you are not interested and still make her feel confident and happy ?

how do you tell her without putting her into stress or making her feel bad at all ?

Ask Kobojunkie. He no get wetin to use time do.

The hunger dey show for their faces. I thought the point of this was to knack random females on the final night of bachelorhood. Na sausage party be this.

That Timberland still waterproof so?

Olodo, na him full Nairaland. ROFLMAO.

Ilamina:
After all, it's not a real dick inside you

I thought being a virgin, you can get away with everything

I was watching porn one time
And my roommate was angry
Yet she sleeps around with many guys

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:
Nothing about me

Who is Ilamina?

See his beans head.

Happy birthday to one of the men who put us in the state we’re in. Listen to any interview he’s had over decades. He never accepts blame for anything. His book reflects the same. I would have hope for Nigeria if the foolish youths didn’t look up to these men’s ways and pick to replicate them when in power. The many lives he cut short over his military and leadership career, meanwhile he’s lived to the ripe age of eighty-something. SMH.

I don’t know what to say. R.I.P. to him.

People can lie without sense. Person wey no get one song go wan feature Beyoncé. It’s obvious that he’s oblivious of the industry. A big name like that will scour your catalogue to know if their input will make a positive. No matter how much you present to the artiste, their team will do their research before agreeing.

Sha, children here believe anything. They’ll come with their “no smoke without fire” ignorance. Unexposed lot.

How many accounts OP get? This one that he wants to make people believe that many others support him.

Accusers go explain tire. I’ve heard her stories for twenty plus years without proof.

See her sweet, tiny body. Have this one around and you’ll lose two years of stress.

[Update] The deed was done. I didn’t feel the need to post an update until I remembered bragging dey pain mongrels here.

She felt as tight as I remembered even though she had birthmarks below her belly from childbirth. She claimed she knew I would eventually ask for sex and prepared her mind for whenever the time came. She complained that her husband starved her of physical affection for reasons she’s yet to find out. She begged me to make our rendezvous a common occurrence. Na she know, she’s used goods. I quickly deleted her contact when done and went about my day. At least now I know how she’ll pay me whenever she requests a favour.

Diabetes will sooner kill people here than obesity. That ailment no dey look face or build.

Fifteen years in prison should straighten him out.

12345baba:
a fifty year old can die at 51, so relax. No one is sure of who go live long

Many Gen X individuals exercise nowadays. They are fitter than the average nineteen year old on Nairaland.

The man don expire. They should replace him already. Put a fifty year old in the seat of power. All these quarter to go old men are completely unideal. I want a pope who’ll serve for thirty years, not one who’ll meet his maker after ten.

All the many stories given are to checkmate illegal activities in the north. When the thing is installed, it’s Niger Delta oil the satellite will focus on. The excuses will roll to why the north wouldn’t need security of any sort. Who are they deceiving?

Behind the scenes, the actors are congratulating each other for the story they weaved to keep lazy youths occupied.

Take this question back to Reddit.

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Somebody with 1,994 topics on Nairaland. Does that seem like someone seeing money in the real world? I laugh in Esperanto. Bimpe, come and be my sugar baby. No time. Na easy hustle.