₦airaland Forum

malali:
He has three years of shelf life left.

God, Is that you ?

Yes. What do you want my son? I won’t lift you out of poverty if that’s what you want to ask. There are many lessons you’re meant to learn from the situation.

He has three years of shelf life left. The club must be making money off his name.

His job is to eat scraps. Nothing new there. Another "friend" will be made during their marriage. He too may have his chance one day.

Fake stories everywhere. Whoever penned this will come with the usual "these things happen. People only keep quiet about them." Yeah, right, like the usual story of billionaires spending their wakeful hours on Nairaland

No reason why this is news.

He will be replaced. These men don't think like humans. They are literally animals. A loss is a win for them and a win is a win. There is no stopping them.

Divorce is still an option. Nobody forced her into a union.

Looks like they’re having fun. The video reminds me that I’ve gotten too old to club. Two nights of straight clubbing always leave me broken and near deaf for four nights. Make them enjoy. I don’t envy them.

Do it so you can give us advice.

Pointless story. Nothing of significance.


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Not up to thirty-five years of age. This whole write-up stems from the fear of becoming old and undesired. A thirty year old was born literally yesterday. Allow us hear word, abeg.

We have the grapefruit variety. I don’t think our people will embrace this. Once we see black or red, we’re prone to avoiding whatever the item is.

Daily Mail and their use of slangs. SMH. What is that hopeless site in the link? Credit the original source!

hsoma2h:
As you read the title, my question is: Are yellow teeth the reason for bad breath? A few months ago, my teeth became yellow, so I thought it was just due to discoloration. I had a teeth whitening treatment at the dental clinic, but my mouth still smells. I don't know the reason behind it. Can you please share what might be causing this?

Go back to the dentist, ask him/her and then come back to update us.

All these effeminate boys at work again. Cyberspace is their safe space.

Why did AI give all of them the same chin? Is Phyno light enough to pass for Caucasian?

Somebody should confirm if this is true. I hate commenting on fake news.

That’s about 5’5. I know because I’m the same. She’s taller than the many 5’0 - 5’2 children on Nairaland. Those get together pictures revealed your true heights.

It will happen. The schedule is usually after Nigerian Idol. Though the popularity is dwindling, the show is still profitable. DStv will not discard it any time soon.

This one na lokito. I’ve never heard of her before the Yemi Alade drama and I still haven’t heard her work. She must be a Nairaland yeyebrity.

I’ve known this since. Hushpuppi was once a mule.

olawaleatanda:
na the power supply way Nepa dey supply for your area dey spoil ham

Once happen to me brr

Last last, NEPA is the cause. Thank you. The repairman said the same. I refused to believe.

My TV starts flickering. I observe it for two days. It keeps doing so. I call the repairman. He comes. I turn the TV on and it starts working perfectly. We sit for four hours to observe and it works like normal — no hiccups.

My laptop makes a scratching sound every time it’s in use. I observe it for three days. The sound continues. I call the repairman. He comes. I turn on the laptop and it works perfectly. Why are these electronics frustrating me?

My microwave doesn’t heat up fast enough. I call the repairman. Once again, it works perfectly on his arrival.

Why are electronics like this?!

I’ve heard many of such stories. Nothing new there. It’s the fact that someone wanted to buy worthless coins for five thousand Naira that I will never believe.

Fattprince23:
No lies, I think I've written it here before. I was asking my mum for 50 box but nobody had and they just got back from market where she bought US used bag. I don't know what pushed me to carry the back to search for money, I was even insulted that bag they just bought how will I find money in it. Guess what? I brought out four $20 notes. Genuine ones but then dollars was just 300-350 naira.

Something must kill a man. Typing rubbish is my vice. At the end of the day, that is all Nairaland is useful for until I see a political solution borne from here.

SoulWriter:
lol 😂

Y'know, I was about to converse with you, because I thought you were someone worth wasting my time on. But then I saw your signature "Typing Rubbish."

I feel sympathy for you tho, trying to fit into a world of sane humans. You'll get over it.

jomarq:
Drop your location let me bring it to you.
Or video call let me show you the coins
I'm old enough not to lie on minor thing

That is not the lie I’m pointing out.

One aboki price is 5k

This is the obvious lie.

She should go for hospital checkups to ensure she’s healthy. That transformation is worth concern.

He wasn’t racist, hence the appreciation. It seems he loves dark skin, peep his African wife. Many of my teachers today will be ignored past a “good [time of the day]” for acknowledgement. They spent their youth taking out frustrations on defenseless children.

boysco:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JKph3vIPOQ?si=kvvhQnnavWBseVqA

In a heartwarming moment at Little Simz’s Meltdown Festival, Tiwa Savage paused her performance after recognizing her former English teacher in the crowd.

The surprise reunion sparked cheers from fans and showcased a touching full-circle moment for the singer.

Why a highway, don’t they have a government house? Take your grievances to whoever is in power. Ignorance will not be the death of the common Nigerian.

Exercise, sleep and travel. Journaling also helps. One can arrange thoughts before applying action.

Nairaland and lies: a better love story than Twilight. I wonder what you people gain from posting them.

SoulWriter:
For those saying "This is Old News," I know, and I'm sorry.

I just felt she didn't get the honor and condolences she deserved 😥😪

What honour and condolences? Her news hit front page on the day. Your report is struggling to attract twenty comments.