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On the radio Cool FM) some minutes ago. Details coming soon. |
Sorry, but is that the infamous English referee, Howard Webb, officiating ? |
WildVivian:Raises hand. |
Imagine Mzamo saying that she wishes to pose nude for Playboy or Penthouse. According to her, these are the only people she can pose nude for. Mzamo that looks as sexy as a rain - beaten alley cat. |
If this is what Allah enjoys seeing, then Bleep Allah. |
Islamists in southern Somalia have stoned a man to death for adultery but spared his pregnant girlfriend until she gives birth. Abas Hussein Abdirahman, 33, was killed in front of a crowd of some 300 people in the port town of Merka. An official from the al-Shabab group said the woman would be killed after she has had her baby. Islamist groups run much of southern Somalia, while the UN-backed government only control parts of the capital. This is the third time Islamists have stoned a person to death for adultery in the past year. Al-Shabab official Sheikh Suldan Aala Mohamed said Mr Abdirahman had confessed to adultery before an Islamic court. "He was screaming and blood was pouring from his head during the stoning. After seven minutes he stopped moving," an eyewitness told the BBC. The BBC's Mohammed Olad Hassan in Mogadishu says that if the woman is also killed, her baby would be given to relatives to look after. Meanwhile, President Sheikh Sharif Sheikh Ahmed has accused al-Shabab of spoiling the image of Islam by killing people and harassing women. "Their actions have nothing to do with Islam," said the moderate Islamist during a ceremony at which he nominated a new administration for the capital, Mogadishu. "They are forcing women to wear very heavy clothes, saying they want them to properly cover their bodies but we know they have economic interests behind - they sell these kinds of clothes and want to force people to buy them." Last month, two men were stoned to death in the same town after being accused of spying. A 13-year-old girl was stoned to death for adultery in the southern town of Kismayo last year. Human rights groups said she had been raped. Another man has also been punished in this way in the Lower Shabelle region. Mr Sharif, a former rebel leader, was sworn in as president after UN-brokered peace talks in January. Although he says he also wants to implement Sharia, al-Shabab says his version of Islamic law would be too lenient. The country has not had a functioning national government for 18 years. SOURCE - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8347216.stm |
The award for "worst Tv advert of the century" should go to Lonart anti-malaria drug jare. That malaria man makes me wanna puke. And it ends with the extremely annoying "malaria e don kpafuka" scene. Who the hell is responsible for screening adverts shown on our screen?? |
How I wish Ruby will just be inspired to bite Nkenna's mouth. At least, that will put her on "mute" and spare me some of those embarrassing stories she spew. |
MURDER IN THE HOUSE!!!!! Ruby just attacked and killed the star guest in the house - a pigeon. How I wished it was Leonel's wayward d¡ck that was mauled. |
godinser:She's probably drowsy from the heavy meal of pounded yam and ogbono soup. |
Now, I'm in a dilemma, good people. I need to catch "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire" show and it's on at about now. Yet at the same time, I'm enjoying the house right now. Ok, I will have to depend on you guys for updates, while I switch to WWTBAM. |
Now, they are feasting on pounded yam and delicious looking egwusi and ogbono soups, courtsey of the koko master. The Nigerian housemates are so delighted. Kevin yelled with glee when he sighted what was on offer. |
Kevin should just return that white sun shades to D'banj with a nice "Thank you, bro, but I have an exact replica back home". He looks like a two penny agbero in a scene from a badly acted Nollywood movie. |
Make D'banj no fall his hand for there oo. This one he's giving out cheap t-shirts and fake eye glasses to the HMs. |
D'banj is in da house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
How the hell did Edward end up as HOH? |
soloqy:So what if a Nigerian has never heard of Dan Foster? What has he done to bring him to national limelight before? Abi you think say everybody is a fan of Idols West Africa show. Abeg find some other shortcoming to diss Nkenna with, and not on Mr. Foster. |
The interview has come and gone. It wasn't half as bad as I feared. Let's keep hope alive, as we wait with bated breathes for the next stage. I will see y'all when we get there. Peace out. |
adata, Don't mind Iykolysis. If he has anything worthwhile and useful to say, what prevents him from spewing it out here? And seeing that you are a greenhorn in the job-hunting business, be wary of folks who ask for all manners of fees before they can offer you an employment. Just keep your ears to the ground and make Nairaland (job section, not romance section ) your companion. Rest assured, you will find that which you seek.Good luck. |
Honestly, the house has been so boring lately that I would rather watch paint dry on a wall. I dey go turn off the gen set abeg. |
Why are people not interested in sharing Fear of competition![]() Ok, I guess that means everyman for himself, and God for us all. May the strongest survive. I'm out. |
Oops. Tried to remove the offending address but got "This topic is locked, you are not allowed to post or modify messages, " My bad. Replied your mail, in any case. |
Lucilla90, I just mailed you on lucillia.garner@ymail.com. |
Hahahahahahaha. It's Zap.ING hilarious in that house right now. The housemates are cross dressing - males in ladies clothings and vice versa. Leonel is giving me fits. |
Can you guys see what Mzamo is putting on ? That girl sure dresses like a police barrack hooker. |
JEREMY is it then. Oya, all hands on deck, people. Let's have fun and do what we know how to do best. Remember to vote under Ethiopia and ROA as well. Y'all know how we do it. |
People who did their interviews today should let us know what to expect, please. |
Jeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!! Is Nkenna drunk on alcohol or on her HOH powers? Why can't she just shut the Zap up? She has been going on and on and on and now, I have a headache. I've tried using the mute button on the remote, yet she persists. |
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