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Romance / Re: My Conundrum by EFCC1(m): 5:38pm On Nov 10, 2011
So, should I move on? Not yet Be patient and ask her what she wants to do Yes
have a talk with her
Romance / Re: Am I Being Unreasonable Here? by EFCC1(m): 5:25pm On Nov 10, 2011
If Y=10X2+11X+2011=0
where Y =ur question
differentiating using d 1st principle
Y=20X
where X =Capital yes
Romance / Re: I Am In Trouble Pls Help Me Out by EFCC1(m): 5:11pm On Nov 10, 2011
i met him when i went for lunch close to my office and his own office is also close to my office too. the guy in question that is asking my hand in marriage, i met him when i loss contact with my friend in secondary school. After my higher institution, i met this my guy in secondary where i was having my lunch close to my office

dat ur office go make sense o grin
Politics / Re: Harrased By Police, Arrested, Slapped By A Female Police And Unlawfully Detained by EFCC1(m): 6:26pm On Nov 08, 2011
quiet sad. . . . Nigeria police needs Re-branding God' deliverance
Family / Kutep Community In Taraba Adopts N50,000 As Bride Price by EFCC1(m): 4:57pm On Nov 07, 2011
Community Adopts N50,000 As Bride Price


Tatum (Taraba) – The Kutep Community in Tatum Local Government Area of Taraba has adopted N50,000 as the bride price to be paid on any marriageable lady regardless of the tribe or custom of the suitors.

Speaking on Sunday at the first Kuteb Nation Worldwide Thanksgiving Service in Takum, the President of RCCN Church, Rev. Risae Yakubu, said that the policy was aimed at ensuring that ladies from the area were made affordable.

Yakubu said that the rule applied to all irrespective of the tribe of the suitor or the background of the lady.

“People who used to fear marrying Kutep ladies because of the high cost of bride price can now come.”

“With the minimum wage already implemented by Gov. Suntai, your one month salary can finish it.”

He said that the thanksgiving was in appreciation of the fact that God had restored relative peace, prosperity and glory of the Takum Chiefdom.

According to him, people of all races could come to Takum and do their normal business and leave in peace.

He noted that among other things, God had restored love, trust and friendship between the Kutebs and the neighbouring tribes.

“We are delighted that our neighbours — the Jukun, Chamba, Tiv, Ichen, Yukuben, Igbo, Yoruba, Tigun, Ndoro and Hausa among others –, have joined us in this declaration of thanksgiving.”

In his address at the occasion, Rev. Dr. Caleb Ahima, who is the Secretary-General of TEKAN, with headquarters in Jos, urged religious leaders, traditional rulers, and politicians to guide the younger generation on the need for peaceful co-existence to bring about development.

“We need to tell God that the troubles of the past that destabilised this area will not repeat itself so that the ruins of the wars will be rebuilt,” he said.

In his remarks, Gov. Danbaba Suntai, who was the Special Guest of Honour at the occasion, commended the Kuteb Nation Worldwide for their initiative at ensuring that peace was restored in the area.

Suntai pointed out that returning to God was the ultimate and assured the people of Takum that the state government was prepared to cooperate with them to improve the lot of the people.

He informed them that the bill for all equipment supplied for the completion of the Takum General Hospital had been paid.

He said that the facility would be ready for use by the end of the year, while the hospital in Lisam, in Ussa local government, would be completed in the first quarter of 2012. (NAN)
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/11/community-adopts-n50000-as-bride-price/
What do u think? fair?
Health / Re: Pls Reply by EFCC1(m): 10:53pm On Nov 05, 2011
did a research but was unable to get anything useful about it. . . .
pls tel me more of it or alternative if u know
Health / Re: Pls Reply by EFCC1(m): 6:55pm On Nov 05, 2011
thanks people. . . . .someone suggested DEXACORATIN
has anyone use it here and what is the side effect
Health / Re: Pls Reply by EFCC1(m): 6:29pm On Nov 04, 2011
i don't like beans. . .but will force myself to eat it now
Health / Re: Pls Reply by EFCC1(m): 6:02pm On Nov 04, 2011
thanks broh. . . .any food supplement to facilitate it?
Health / Re: Pls Reply by EFCC1(m): 5:47pm On Nov 04, 2011
REALITY101:

Post your picture I like em skinny but not bone. Must have booooobs and nyash with a pretty face.  

Mr. . . .I'm a male
Mr, Cork:

EFCC1 Bro so u need to gain weight. Have you tried lifting a tyre? undecided

is that suppose to be a drug/food?
Health / Re: Pls Reply by EFCC1(m): 5:33pm On Nov 04, 2011
Dyt:

start eating cow n dog poo
lol grin

pls b serious
Health / Pls Reply by EFCC1(m): 5:28pm On Nov 04, 2011
I POSTED THIS TO HEALTH SECTION>>>>>>NO REPLY

Greetings 2 everyone. . .i need help on drug/diet to take to enable me add weight (fat) cause people complained that i'm too skinny.
And also d pros  & cons of taking such drug.thanks
Health / Prescribe 4 Me by EFCC1(m): 9:09pm On Nov 03, 2011
Greetings 2 everyone. . .i need help on drug/diet to take to enable me add weight (fat) cause people complained that i'm too skinny.
And also d pros & cons of taking such drug.thanks
Romance / Re: If U Were D Man In Question Wat Will U Do? by EFCC1(m): 7:22pm On Oct 21, 2011
Romance / Re: Okafor's Law by EFCC1(m): 6:00pm On Oct 18, 2011
C1 + P = C∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C1) , it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.
provided the elastic limit remained constant
if  not. .count me out

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Romance / Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by EFCC1(m): 5:46pm On Oct 18, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Step 1:  Walk to her in a straight line with your chin pointin towards the Sun.  angry

Step 2:  Open your mouth slowly and say: You are the first thing I think of when I wake up in the mornin  wink

Step 3:  Make sure your wallet looks fat and make sure she sees it  wink

Step 4:  Pretend like you don’t notice her checkin you out.   angry

Step 5:  Ask her if she's related to Beyounce!   angry

STEP 6:  Trusss me. She's yours!! wink

Good Luuck!! undecided

Romance / Re: Why Are (some) Girls Like Dis by EFCC1(m): 5:16pm On Oct 18, 2011
@lindabon
nah. . i don't need a mic neither am i showing off.
I'm just saying d truth

@tellwisdom
lol. . . u no serious
how about probing Nig Govt.
Politics / Re: SSS Probes Buhari's Campaign Speeches Over Poll Violence by EFCC1(m): 1:58pm On Oct 18, 2011
sleeping SSS
Romance / Re: Why Are (some) Girls Like Dis by EFCC1(m): 1:35pm On Oct 18, 2011
tiniyata:

guy just make her understand they are just friends except ofcouse u fuk one or two of them
thanks bro

Creamish:

No point having a jealous girlfriend if u are a flirt . . . Its dis kinda relationship i always read about in the news . . its either the man got an acid bath from the jealous babe or she just killed him . . always happens . . undecided
i will be careful as not to be bath with acid or get into any danger. . thanks

kpolli:

i wonder

n u poster, u never heard of coding. . . Hiss . . .

Novice
what's coding bro
Romance / Re: Why Are (some) Girls Like Dis by EFCC1(m): 8:58am On Oct 17, 2011
25omega:

it's probably how you carry your self. you admitted that you have lots of girls around you which means you probably carry yourself as either a playa or a wanna be playa. from everything you also mentioned it doesn't seem like you want anything serious with this chick so i would advice you to have a clarifying conversation with her so she doesn't have the wrong idea.
from my post
I had tried still trying to make her understand my position about the girls

otokx:

which one be automatum?

corrected sir. . .thanks cool

sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Ok! So, wetin come be my own concernment? [/size]
learn from it cheesy

iice:

What in the blazes is seeingcally?
As a guy man. You mean you can be a guy woman?
What are they teaching children shocked these days?

it's just a connotation

btw are u calling me a child undecided

jahmed:

just leave it you dont want that headache alot of people accuse people of doing what they are doing
thanks bro

sexsinners:

would u like it if she had a lot of guys around her?
not really
what I'm trying to say is that . .she wants to monopolize me even from my casual friends
Romance / Why Are (some) Girls Like Dis by EFCC1(m): 6:15pm On Oct 16, 2011
I met dis beautiful girl not long ago(4 weeks)
i had d intention of asking her out but according to she could not wait any longer,so she has to ask me out knowing fully well that i have many
girls around me. . . Anyway we got along,
had fun d  day she visited me "if u know what i mean". I must say she is jealous type.she calls any girls she sees around me my lover. I had tried still  trying to make her understand my position about the girls.just yesterday we were in my house i tried all could as a guy man. . .lol . .
To access d maryland but she refused.
She even issue me an ultimatum to stop picking their call and severe any relationship i have with them physically,emotionally,se-xually even seeingcally or else no more s.ex. . .
See me o . . . Na Portharcourt boy like me she dey give charge
Computers / Help: CD-ROM No Longer Detected!!! by EFCC1(m): 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2011
My laptop is no longer detecting the cd-rom.
Pls any solution?
Jokes Etc / Re: Burial by EFCC1(m): 10:14pm On Oct 01, 2011
A crowd gathered at an accident scene and a smart and nosey journalist wanted to get d story first hand.
"Make way, I am d victim's son" he shouted. Slowly d crowd paved way for him.
On getting there,lying lifeless, in front of d car was a goat!
Jokes Etc / Re: Burial by EFCC1(m): 10:44pm On Sep 29, 2011
u need it baby~
Jokes Etc / Burial by EFCC1(m): 10:30pm On Sep 29, 2011
A dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said: Pastor, my dog is dead, could there be a service for the poor creature?
The pastor replied, " I'm afraid not. We cannot have a service for an animal in the church.
But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling what they believe.
Maybe they'll do something for the animal; u can go and find out"! The man answered innocently, " I'll go right away. . .
but pastor, do you think they will accept a donation of $100,000 as being enough in return for the burial service ?
The Pastor exclaimed ooh! Why didn,t you tell me the Dog was a christian. . . . . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 24th September 2011 by EFCC1(m): 7:28pm On Sep 24, 2011
FINAL TIME
Stoke City

1 - 1
Manchester United
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle It When Your Girl Suddnly Stops Pickin your Call? by EFCC1(m): 12:52pm On Sep 24, 2011
Delete her number

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