and who tell you say to reply na must
btw i post joke for u

In a chemistry class the following discussion ensued between the teacher and
one of the student in the class
Teacher:[/b]Michael what will u do when a question is thrown at you
[b]Michael: Me? i will simply dodge it.
after dodging it, i will stand up and run out of the class before i get wound.

if na u nko

passing to hell desert ?

dis 1 una dey attack me like dis. e b like desert dey una family

it was Geography exam and the following question were asked:
Question: Defined geography and give three examples of a desert.give reasons for your answer
Boy: a desert is place or region where nothing grows
Examples : my grand father's head, pa James and papa Ajasco"s head
Reasons: because nothing grows there

will this boy fail his exam?

did u c d result urself?
and y d confusion

your grand mother na wakajugbe.
and it is hereditary so prepare for ur turn

na where man work na there e go chop

if u com dey work 4 toilet nko?

@kunbee
u dey speak mixture u b chemistry teacher?

depend-2storey or 3storey building
y did u ask?

d xpansion make sense

yea if c Ghana must go 
can u suck d.i.c.k very well?

so he misunderstood Poo for egg

u try ID TEN error

or what

area mother don show .mrs samloco

look @ di$ 2 Jobl3ss women
una tink say my thread na fish pond

EFCC1 enters and throw Studio CFR and bashy_demy out of the thread

Studio CFR:

Even Google no fit locate the joke
Mtchew

so dat u go sai i kopi am abi?
something tells me the king is your father


@bashy_demy No mind am

a journalist went to certain village and had the following interviewed with the king:
journalist:as the ruler of this community what is your plan for the people
king:::::you are calling me RULER! your father is Pencil,your mother is sharpener and you yourself Eraser-silly boy

i don't even understand the meaning of this post.
do u mean Yoruba guys toast indiscriminately or without control?
what method do u prefer they use?

my fellow nigerians

calling on all nigerians just because a woman is toasting you

is it propal 4 a woman 2 toast a man

wish kind question be this

can u allow a woman 2 toast u?

there is nothing wrong with women doing the toasting.

or do u want us to continuing over laboring our self in every aspect?

Happy new year my people

here are some reader's comment:-

Most of our problems in Nigeria are not being solved because we refuse to do our own work as humans, rather we push all the work to God. Let's be frank about this, God is our father, we all know that but what is the use of our independent brain/mind if we leave all issues for God to solve? The corruptions in our society, Look at the level of wrong leadership in almost every aspect of our society and non of us thinks we can do anything, We don't hold any body accountable for anything in Nigeria, We all wait for God. Our legislators has agreed to cut down their thieving expenditures, yes' i know,( it will just come out from one pocket and enter another) but the most important thing is that a step has been taken, If Salisu was an ''ass-kisser' like the financial minister, do you think anything would have done?. We have to learn how to reject and fight evil, ''Call a spade a spade'' If you discover that your man is a gay, Don't leave it for God to decide because he will not do anything about it, He has giving you all the powers, knowledge and Reasoning to know what you want and decide how to get it. When you encounter a problem use your brain, Consult experts if need be then make decision. If i find my self in such position, as one of the celebrities said. First, find out what lead to him being who he has become, A lot of circumstances could lured a young man into such life, Is it stoppable? If not, Can i leave with it? If i can't, i will walk away, simple.

All the "celebrities" that have the mind to walk away are living as single parents today and many cannot settle down. The essence of taking problems to God is not because we are "brainless" or too "brainy" but that recourse to a higher spiritual being will provide some psychological solutions. Take for instance, in my culture, you cannot sleep with a married woman or a fellow man because it is forbidden. When we remind people what spiritual norms say, we are pricking their conscience. The arms of flesh will always fail and telling God to solve the problem of gay is not out of place.

Homosexuality is demonic and devilish. Homosexuals deserves to be killed as their demonic act is animalistic, anti-procreation and Ungodly. If their father had practices that devilish act, would they have been born into this world? Homosexuals are plague to humanity and they should be treated as plague by killing them before they contaminate human race.

TO OMON, THE THING THAT INTERESTS GOD IN THIS MARRIAGE IS WHAT CHRIST SAID IN MATHEW 19 AND ST PAUL CONFIRMED IT IN EPHESIANS: "MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR ALL". KNOW YOU THAT HOMOSEXUALITY THAT DEVELOPS TO THAT AGE IS HARD TO CURE. IT IS EASIER TO RECOVER AN UNFAITHFUL MAN WHO GOES AFTER OTHER WOMEN, THAN A HOMOSEXUAL. IN THIS CASE, THE MARRIAGE CONTRACT CAME UNDER DECEIPT AND AGAINST ONE OF THE ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS OF MARRIAGE: WHICH IS CONGIUGAL UNION, FINALIZED TOWARDS PROCREATION (WHICH IS A DIVINE MANDATE). SO, INVOLVING GOD MEANS TO SAY THAT GOD IS RESPONSIBLE. IT IS NOT TRUE. KNOW YOU THAT HOMOSEXUAITY IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL SICKNESS THAT IS LINKED TO EDUCATION AND MENTALITY. IF NOT CURED IN THE EARLY STAGE, IT BECOMES HARD. IT IS NOT JUST A MALARIA THAT CAN BE CURED WITH MEDICINE. (READ MY OTHER COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE FOR MORE CLARIFICATION).

If I were to be asked to define marriage. I will define it as 'Marriage is Marriage'. The reason to my mind is that Marriage is one thing that is contracted unconditionally. An ordinary relationship could come with conditions but Marriage does not come with any condition. If it does ,then, it is a mere relationship. In the mathematics of marriage, one plus one is equals to one. But in other relationships one plus one is equal to two. If you marry a gay and you do not like it , change the gay.

for more comment visit the link above

i just got this from vanguard newspaper and decided to share it, and
as well get your view on the subject matter

Lola was a devoted Christian girl. While she was in the university her principle was so obvious by the opposite sex, that none of them dare near her because of her practice. This went on until she met Sammy who proved to be different because he did not worry her about sex. Sammy claimed love making should be consummated between husband and wife after their wedding. So they dated and courted until they finally got married.

Today they are married for two years and she is noticing strange things about Sammy. He hardly ever touches her the way a husband would touch his wife. He acts like the woman whereas he is the man, he wears make- up sometimes and each time she complains, he takes it as if she is insulting him.

It was one fateful day, she unexpectedly went back home to get something for work, she met the shocker of her life, her husband in bed with another man.

Here what our Celebrities and Nigerians have to say…

Bimbo Akintola

I’ll walk out – Bimbo Akintola, Actress
He is a liar if l catch him in that act and the whole marriage in the other is also based on lies. There is nothing to explain to me. I will walk away and not ever look back.

Faith Eriata

Pray he changes – Faith Eriata, Model
If l am married to a man who is gay, then I will know he had always been gay. If he says he needs help because it is not the best to do, then together we shall find help, but if he says he loves the kind of life he is living and that l only came into his life so he can father children. I will walk away.

I might consider staying back if l have children for him who are very young. I will wait until they are of age, then l will walk away from the ungodly union. I won’t stay because I am happy because of what he has done or what he is doing, I will stay because of my children. After all, they did not ask to be born into such home, so they should not pay for it.

Ejiro Okurame

Will quit the marriage – Ejiro Okurame, Actress
Seeing my husband in bed with another man will be the shocker of the year! The fact that the marriage was on a Christian platform would have been better, but it was based on deceits because it’s obvious that he has been a gay all along or even a bisexual.

I can never continue with such a man because he must have gotten married to me just to have ‘a female wife’ in the eyes of the public but in the private he has ‘a male wife’… he is demonic who doesn’t have the fear of God and I cannot continue all in the name of marriage. I will walk away.

Franka Omojefe

Take it to God in prayer – Franka Omojefe, Songwriter
Oops! If my man is cheating on me with a woman, I can try my best by looking deeply within. I will search to see where l have failed him in the role as a wife, mother to his children and to him. A role as his lover because that is what l am to him too. Then l will make corrections and win him over by my changed nature.

But if he is cheating on me with a MAN! What can l possibly do? Where do I start making corrections from? You cannot fight that and hope to win! I will take a bow because l know l have lost the battle. There is nothing I can do about it…Only God can save my marriage and the man at that point.

Lilian Oyen

Will cry my heart out! – Lillian Oyen, Teacher
I certainly cannot bear the fact that l am losing my man to another man. What a shame! Obviously, I am not woman enough to please him sexually. I will cry my heart out and then try to find out from him if these acts started before or after our marriage and if he loves me enough to give his partner up as this will determine my next action.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/12/what-would-you-do-if-you-discover-you-married-a-gay/

May God give the Husband the strength to dig the well down to the water table
and the wife dividend of democracy marriage

jaguda=ole=onyoshi=barao

Are u even sure is not a convincing way to Deboyfriend u? Y will she want to stab u

HTown Eve:

LOL.  EFCC1, please where do get these animations? 

http://www.pic4ever.com/index-9.htm

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