₦airaland Forum

He'd say he's hotter, he's got FEVER like TYPHOID |
I've gone obese in this game, . . . Albert! Placing every niggas Arse Down, they don't Mess Up |

otooro:
^^^^ are u still online? logout b4 i count 1,2,. . . . .

Yeah, I am. Its like you forget too quickly.

otooro:
**laughs behind his back**  **thinking nice one there**

but, **siezes his phone and laptop**

go and read from the HARDWARE! ! ! ! ! 

Aha! Is that a Textbook?!

otooro:
WHAT! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

is that you in your profile pix

at that age! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! indeed, u shouldn't care, u should care about your books, [s]when i was your age, i read my books not nairaland[/s]

**slaps his face and butt** go to the library jhoorrrr. . . .

Am about 2go and Facebook.

otooro:
i knw u care, that's y u are congratulating me. . . muahhhh

If that's what you know, you know nothing then.

otooro:
CONGRATULATE ME

Congratulations,. . . but who cares

My pen-pad be my weaponry like arsenal, I store bombs |
I'd be arrestin' mcees in their grave . . . Ghost Buster |

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Natasha,,:
Anyways I take #40,000 only,

to

Natasha,,:
#200,000

Hmmmm! Its seems you removed your own subsidy and added a whooping -N-160,000 on top of the -N-40,000! Unbeatable!!!

**and the audience makes a resounding applause as he leaves the stage**

Smart dude! Thanks for the super info anyway.

civiceng:
Pls if any 1 knw anytin abt any glo free cal or less rate per min pls.let me knw.ekeinde_augustine@yahoo.com or 07066015829

Check this out www.gloworld.com/gbam.asp

He'd think he's FLY, oh yes he is . . . Insect! |
These empty hens are been outshined, no wonder they can't glo(w)|

This dude above is so healthy he can't flow ill |
You come out realest only in ur dreams |

This dude got AIRLINES like VIRGIN, . . . so fly . . . hailin' trembling bars down-to-earth to quake it║
Ma flu got an Award. . . Im bringin' CATASTROPHE under this ozone!║
I've grown big in this game, your world is bean seed when i look at it║
Mizzlin' acute hit DAY and NIGHT like KID CUDI║
Ratings . . . 10/10. . . See we are not on the same level║
The chief corner stone in the FFR. . .y'all maidens!║
We assemblin' much currency in the game now . . . We Printing Machines!!!║
Niggas ain't got the dough, the reason they rap for 50cent!║
I'm the ruler of the pack, . . . Rap Anchor man! . . . Been handed a totem to rep on ya behalf!!║
Like the Apocalypse, we conquered The Stone age back then, . . . Now creating pyramids in this Jet age . . . Call us Rap Immortals!║
These coons be acting bogus, I'd be AXing them all . . . No simulation║
Omniscient in dissland, . . . Am your earth-god like Xerxes║
I displace real heads in this tournament . . . They lack com-position!║
Forcing coal and ice down their throats . . . Let me spoon feed them║
'Em girls know who the father of D'ick is, you're just D'ICK SON║
Im the Bigshot in this arena, I move to Kill . . . Even those hiding undercover║
Authentic personality. . . This flow. .  Fresh like Morning!║
Bleep the Lame man at the Beautiful gate . . . We have you niggas! . . .Dismantlin' faces, i'd be puttin' you in Ugly State║
You've lost It man . . . your Pronoun is far gone . . . A.W.O.L !!!║

Dyt:
mine popped in few mins
nonsense ppl

That's why they are called empty-hen! The inside of their brain is empty. They don't have sense one bit.

Y'ello! It's another Yello Friday. Enjoy 10k/sec on calls to all MTN numbers today from 12pm to 4:30pm. This rate is only available to Funlink customers.

Emeka 7.:
Today's yellow Friday, lets see what MTN will give (but I'm now off MTN due to Airtel).

What freebies are Airtel lashing out to their customers?

Phrase that this lad be droppin' are bulls'hit, . . . word construction he's buildin' lack real bricks║
He's past his prime, . . . Am so in front, while youre running behind time, . . . Weird stunt!║

Natasha,,:
hahaha lmao. Efe na you sabi, I no know the girls wen you dey see but surely no be me

I'm seeing things then.

Natasha,,:
eh Efe no use me play oh which wan be I know even if I don't? shebe you dey find person wen go punch you this new year?

No not really, I don't need any, my face is swollen already.

Natasha,,:
so na here Efe dey

Where else bedingfield?

TLJ:
Yo!shout out to efe,the number one rookie
For having a brain dats as tiny as a cookie

T.L.J thinks he might be strong in diss game, his punch is T.oo L.ight J.òr║
Am way over you man, . . . Fly! Yo as tall as M.I . . . go!║

lukoya:
its obvious u cant even stick to the script,

lil wonder u still down and under,

( see mumu pikin dey form rapper, ekarume clap for urself, weldone!!!)  

Avatar mode . . . see am bending rules here║
My One liner . . . deadly sharp, it split niggas in two's║

lukoya:
your brain needs assistance cos i can see its declining

yo son, u better get some help or u be crying,

anyways i recommend u shud be subsidizing.

Ya brain sap decay, the reason you can't rap║
Yo think its a rat race, yo can't trap. . . see I gat big hand in this game, i'll REMOVE you from here . . .no SUBSIDY║

lukoya:
efe try rhyming na, all this your ibo boi swag.

try sumtin like this, u never pass primary skool u dey jump go phd.


now imma do a freestyle,

comin to you realtyme,

imma hit u bigtyme,

ma seven digit lugz shoes, dint even need no shoe shine.

braaaaap,

This ain't no room for prep class! JS PARK outta here and head for the nurseries. . . and ya rhymes too║

The only skillz he's got is waterin' my garden║
I'd be paying lamers of, plus their bills too cuz they re IN DEBT like ENGLAND QUEEN║

Natasha,,:
tufia na your girlfriend no be me

Oh you see my girlfriend. That's to say, you are behind, we are on the same queue. The 44,000,001th person.

lukoya:
be more creative dude

hell is not a burning place, its just an alphabet?!!!

im sure u wudnt find it sad ending up there after death.

Dumb dude don't even know L and Hell are homonyms.
Dumb dude can't think because he's dazed. I knocked him out.

No matter how hard you practise, you can never be me --This perfect!║
Yarnin' junky jargons, ur so ill-iterate║

Natasha,,:
na subsidy cause am now, you sef no say I no dey take money

I know. . . Even if I don't.

Natasha,,:
^ehen you see yourself? you sef dey among the 44 million , e be like say na you be the 44th million person

Aha! Then you'd be right in front of me, the 43,999,999th person. I see you girl.

Natasha,,:
hmm then be careful they have marked your number, whenever MTN does something nice for their customers they have a way of getting their money back afterwards

Those network are like the devil, he gives you a cutlass, he takes your leg.

Natasha,,:
ta sharrap who tell you why MTN dey cheat you if you sabi read?

Em. . . Uh. . . I don't really know.

Natasha,,:
come on sharrap so you dey find free winch browsing abi? Well I can tell you but due to the removal of subsidy I have to charge you for my services Anyways I take #40,000 only, na because of say na you oh, i just dey give cheap price

Business woman!