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He'd say he's hotter, he's got FEVER like TYPHOID |
I've gone obese in this game, . . . Albert! Placing every niggas Arse Down, they don't Mess Up |

otooro:
^^^^ are u still online? logout b4 i count 1,2,. . . . .

Yeah, I am. Its like you forget too quickly.

otooro:
**laughs behind his back**  **thinking nice one there**

but, **siezes his phone and laptop**

go and read from the HARDWARE! ! ! ! ! 

Aha! Is that a Textbook?!

otooro:
WHAT! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

is that you in your profile pix

at that age! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! indeed, u shouldn't care, u should care about your books, [s]when i was your age, i read my books not nairaland[/s]

**slaps his face and butt** go to the library jhoorrrr. . . .

Am about 2go and Facebook.

otooro:
i knw u care, that's y u are congratulating me. . . muahhhh

If that's what you know, you know nothing then.

otooro:
CONGRATULATE ME

Congratulations,. . . but who cares

My pen-pad be my weaponry like arsenal, I store bombs |
I'd be arrestin' mcees in their grave . . . Ghost Buster |

From[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=835753.msg9899849#msg9899849 date=1325762997]Anyways I take #40,000 only, [/quote]to
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=835753.msg9920923#msg9920923 date=1326043217] #200,000 [/quote]Hmmmm! Its seems you removed your own subsidy and added a whooping -N-160,000 on top of the -N-40,000! Unbeatable!!!

**and the audience makes a resounding applause as he leaves the stage**

Smart dude! Thanks for the super info anyway.

civiceng:
Pls if any 1 knw anytin abt any glo free cal or less rate per min pls.let me knw.ekeinde_augustine@yahoo.com or 07066015829

Check this out www.gloworld.com/gbam.asp

He'd think he's FLY, oh yes he is . . . Insect! |
These empty hens are been outshined, no wonder they can't glo(w)|

This dude above is so healthy he can't flow ill |
You come out realest only in ur dreams |

This dude got AIRLINES like VIRGIN, . . . so fly . . . hailin' trembling bars down-to-earth to quake it║
Ma flu got an Award. . . Im bringin' CATASTROPHE under this ozone!║
I've grown big in this game, your world is bean seed when i look at it║
Mizzlin' acute hit DAY and NIGHT like KID CUDI║
Ratings . . . 10/10. . . See we are not on the same level║
The chief corner stone in the FFR. . .y'all maidens!║
We assemblin' much currency in the game now . . . We Printing Machines!!!║
Niggas ain't got the dough, the reason they rap for 50cent!║
I'm the ruler of the pack, . . . Rap Anchor man! . . . Been handed a totem to rep on ya behalf!!║
Like the Apocalypse, we conquered The Stone age back then, . . . Now creating pyramids in this Jet age . . . Call us Rap Immortals!║
These coons be acting bogus, I'd be AXing them all . . . No simulation║
Omniscient in dissland, . . . Am your earth-god like Xerxes║
I displace real heads in this tournament . . . They lack com-position!║
Forcing coal and ice down their throats . . . Let me spoon feed them║
'Em girls know who the father of D'ick is, you're just D'ICK SON║
Im the Bigshot in this arena, I move to Kill . . . Even those hiding undercover║
Authentic personality. . . This flow. .  Fresh like Morning!║
Bleep the Lame man at the Beautiful gate . . . We have you niggas! . . .Dismantlin' faces, i'd be puttin' you in Ugly State║
You've lost It man . . . your Pronoun is far gone . . . A.W.O.L !!!║

Dyt:
mine popped in few mins
nonsense ppl

That's why they are called empty-hen! The inside of their brain is empty. They don't have sense one bit.

Y'ello! It's another Yello Friday. Enjoy 10k/sec on calls to all MTN numbers today from 12pm to 4:30pm. This rate is only available to Funlink customers.

[quote author=Emeka 7. link=topic=835484.msg9905033#msg9905033 date=1325834252]Today's yellow Friday, lets see what MTN will give (but I'm now off MTN due to Airtel).[/quote]What freebies are Airtel lashing out to their customers?

Phrase that this lad be droppin' are bulls'hit, . . . word construction he's buildin' lack real bricks║
He's past his prime, . . . Am so in front, while youre running behind time, . . . Weird stunt!║

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=830759.msg9900511#msg9900511 date=1325769547]hahaha lmao. Efe na you sabi, I no know the girls wen you dey see but surely no be me [/quote]I'm seeing things then.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=835753.msg9900458#msg9900458 date=1325768929]eh Efe no use me play oh which wan be I know even if I don't? shebe you dey find person wen go punch you this new year? [/quote]No not really, I don't need any, my face is swollen already.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=109969.msg9900554#msg9900554 date=1325769934]so na here Efe dey [/quote]Where else bedingfield?

TLJ:
Yo!shout out to efe,the number one rookie
For having a brain dats as tiny as a cookie

T.L.J thinks he might be strong in diss game, his punch is T.oo L.ight J.òr║
Am way over you man, . . . Fly! Yo as tall as M.I . . . go!║

lukoya:
its obvious u cant even stick to the script,

lil wonder u still down and under,

( see mumu pikin dey form rapper, ekarume clap for urself, weldone!!!)  

Avatar mode . . . see am bending rules here║
My One liner . . . deadly sharp, it split niggas in two's║

lukoya:
your brain needs assistance cos i can see its declining

yo son, u better get some help or u be crying,

anyways i recommend u shud be subsidizing.

Ya brain sap decay, the reason you can't rap║
Yo think its a rat race, yo can't trap. . . see I gat big hand in this game, i'll REMOVE you from here . . .no SUBSIDY║

lukoya:
efe try rhyming na, all this your ibo boi swag.

try sumtin like this, u never pass primary skool u dey jump go phd.


now imma do a freestyle,

comin to you realtyme,

imma hit u bigtyme,

ma seven digit lugz shoes, dint even need no shoe shine.

braaaaap,

This ain't no room for prep class! JS PARK outta here and head for the nurseries. . . and ya rhymes too║

The only skillz he's got is waterin' my garden║
I'd be paying lamers of, plus their bills too cuz they re IN DEBT like ENGLAND QUEEN║

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=830759.msg9900362#msg9900362 date=1325767969]tufia na your girlfriend no be me [/quote]Oh you see my girlfriend. That's to say, you are behind, we are on the same queue. The 44,000,001th person.

lukoya:
be more creative dude

hell is not a burning place, its just an alphabet?!!!

im sure u wudnt find it sad ending up there after death.

Dumb dude don't even know L and Hell are homonyms.
Dumb dude can't think because he's dazed. I knocked him out.

No matter how hard you practise, you can never be me --This perfect!║
Yarnin' junky jargons, ur so ill-iterate║

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=835753.msg9900326#msg9900326 date=1325767608]na subsidy cause am now, you sef no say I no dey take money [/quote]I know. . . Even if I don't.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=830759.msg9900303#msg9900303 date=1325767293]^ehen you see yourself? you sef dey among the 44 million , e be like say na you be the 44th million person [/quote]Aha! Then you'd be right in front of me, the 43,999,999th person. I see you girl.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=835484.msg9899889#msg9899889 date=1325763360]hmm then be careful they have marked your number, whenever MTN does something nice for their customers they have a way of getting their money back afterwards [/quote]Those network are like the devil, he gives you a cutlass, he takes your leg.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=830759.msg9899874#msg9899874 date=1325763232]ta sharrap who tell you why MTN dey cheat you if you sabi read? [/quote]Em. . . Uh. . . I don't really know.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=835753.msg9899849#msg9899849 date=1325762997]come on sharrap so you dey find free winch browsing abi? Well I can tell you but due to the removal of subsidy I have to charge you for my services Anyways I take #40,000 only, na because of say na you oh, i just dey give cheap price [/quote]Business woman!