mikuz:

^Roflmao!!
Serious?
Your flows are biscuit??

Yeah! seriously, yes they are. Fibreactive, a name of a biscuit which coincedentally I was munching when I was writing those lines. I kind of interswitched them in my flow. On a more serious note, try FibreActive. Its damn delicious! mmhmm. . !

I spit sharp flow man, enough to slit ya capillaries making you BLEED like its MISCARRIAGE║
My flows are BISCUIT that's why i come out FIBRE-ACTIVE ║
Your flows are as WEAK as a DYING PATIENT man ya begin is making me sleep man,  . . . wake me up when ya flow end║
Like i dropped a piece of stone into ABYSS you'll KEEP FALLING for the flows i bring ║
Am like the 9th ALPHABET cos am so I(high) when it comes to dropping lines║
Damn those dogs who claim to 'spit' raw, when me on stage i force them niggas to swallow 'spit' ║
Am the oracle in here while you just a mere cowrie║
Its DJ5Naira, that's if you don't know ║

adebayo201:

i wan vomit!

Pregnant? Multiple worm syndrome?

Mobinga:





bleep Outta Here

. . .like the word Outta Here is a b.itch, i'll bleep her without condom : )

Have got no yellow skin and so are my punches it make them niggas yell-O║
I'll bring you more CLOSER to ya graves than MAGNET to NAILS║
Even without arm i'll beat you to diss║
When i spin my rap cut, it divide earth in 2's║
My punches comes out 9ice and original no photocopy it'll dazes you ya'll be seeing 2FACE║
Will be so on top of you ya be feeling the feet(defeat) on ya head║
No rhyme to waste cus my line SHAKE all emcees like its COLD makin 'em ladies SCREAM like they seen a GHOST║
My bars are so tight they BURST ya brain like SOAP BUBBLES║
My prescense alone send all puppies back to their pen . . . cos am the hero in here y'all are just zero║
See them lil MAGGOT wanna run this game, look you AIN'T GOT LEGS fellaz║
Am so high i intoxicate all niggas like they are drinking my flows. . . ║
. . . iBring war to all niggas leaving them DEAD like STEVE JOBS║
Like DICE am ROLLING OUT║

you need to start rapping with TWO STONES 'cos i tell you, your rap ain't got the SPARK | your lines my error your corrections my mistakes | . . .aha!

Me and ma niggas form the DREAM TEAM don't try to look at us if not you'll be SEEING THINGS║
I got both legs on M and G like am on top of MyGame even if you make your hip hop yo be kissing feets║
For those that own tha block like a TAI-CHI master i BREAK all blocks ║ Am the beast man all dem beetles and wanna bees just remember that║
I ain't the best . . . man am da bride in diss y'all is the bestman║
Like you already know my flow TIGHTER than a HUNGRY BOA║
I got more STICKY lines than a B'ITCH precipitate║
Am rap METHUSALAH am so OLD at this(diss) yet my lines comes out FRESH like NEW RAIN║
I drop SIMPLE flows EVERYDAY like i ALWAYS do they are so ULTRA they cancel out all REGULAR║
Just so you know i got the LINES plenty like yo granpa WRINKLES║ Chasing me on disstrack is like chasing cheetahs you won't catch any║
I'm da main man dude while y'all foetus ║

Am HOT like HELLfire║
If you've got mind ENTER THE PLACE like 2FACE║

Nigeria players can swallow up giant Guinea fowls down their tiny throat but to win against them now is more than a problem : (

Before i'll answer the question, there something I want to find out. Lets assume you're on MTN supersaver, you make your first call and you were charged 58kpersec and your next minutes reduced afterwards. What happens when you drop that call. Do the 58kpersec tariff reset itself again when another call is made to another MTN number or will the 58kpersec tariff be the only 1st minute call for that day?! Like the way Talk-on did? Or will it be otherwise?

. . .to to to to to, oooh, why am I stammering again now.

Life is not just good, its beautiful.

Sceptre!? What on devil name is that?

Dr.Gbenga.:

NAIJA RESULT @51
SUBJECT               GRADE
POVERTY                        A1
CORRUPTION                   A1
ELECTION RIGGING           A1
KIDNAPPING                    A1
BAD LEADERS                  A1
BOMBING                        B2
CHILD LABOR                   B2
CHILD TRAFFICKING          B2
ILLITERACY                     B3
PIPELINE VANDALIZATION  B3

Who marked this papers!? , and which school!

Just so you know. The people's republic of china are as well sharing the same date with us. So all them Chinese as well as we Nigerians pals I say out loud once again, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!

Opinion my foot.

Self talk.

I dedicate today to all bachelors and spinsters because its their day. Happy Independence Day!!! : )

Yo! Yo! Yo! DJ5Naira aka EfeEkarume. . .
We so IN the HOUSE like BABIES under RESTRICTIONS║
Like my MOUTH in your BRAIN i'll FEEL(fill) ya MIND , with flows║ When am in the ring niggas punch-lines but I punchMIC(mike) no tyson║
I cause darkness like PHCN i took their SHINE OUT even their bitches give me ALANTA(her lantern). . .ain't dancing with the devil║
I turn all niggas into B.I.T.C-H ASTRONAUTS cos i make them SEE STARS(sisters) with my punches║ Am the SPRING in every summer like i put on a WET BOOT i never run DRY║
Look am the battle itself you just OLD RUSTY like ANCIENT BARTOOL(battle)║
I'll make you SMALLER than an ATOM that you can't even see yourself║
Like ALBERT am so FAT in diss don't come in to my lane cos i'll make you RUN-A-WAY║
I'll place you in the MIDDLE of MYTeETH like the letter e . . . fling you away like TOOTHPICK║
Imma CHEW YOU up like am chewing PRONOUNS║
I take charge of 'em animals like am STANDING on a PITBULL am so ON THA DOGS║
When me behind the MIC people call me EfeEkarumeMIC like am behind the mic , lol║
Am like maggi STAR kept on top of the SUN, . . . can't TOUCH ME |
You might NOT be hearing me out LOUD cos this is just MY WHISPERS║
Like a banker, am SIGNING OUT ║

Love is a word. Marriage is not a word, its a sentence as in LIFE SENTENCE! No woman wants to be in jail at young age, that's why they wait till they have reach 3score of the year before heading to jail or even dying before they reach the counter.

You mean the NASAmoon(satellite) is falling to earth? Hurray! No more darkness in Nigeria again.

1% hygienic.

My woman must be more sensitive than a clit.

Did it happened in broad daylight or in broad nightlight?

If I pay, people will think am g.a.y. So I won't. Alternatively, its a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blackberry fever! The new AIDS of this modern era. I just hope scientists would find a cure for this one.

Building a relationSHIP is really hardwork. Happy sailing for those in that SHIP, just beware of multiple icebergs so you don't hit them.

M M M:

Annita19

am alittle bit confused here

can u come 2 my house and explian very well 4 me

. . .only a few can roger what you just wrote, thank God am part of that few.

me am rap KING like SOLOMON | like a thousand Y am Y's(wise) | don't battle me cos imma make you NON-EXISTENT like SODOM |

i got more SMOOTH flows than my IRONED SHIRT | you so dumb, no wonder your flow's MUTE like it got NO SOUND | go rap in the sun cos when you're on stage your flows ain't got delight(the light) |

Siena:

Saying "I do", doesn't mean we lose our rational sense of reasoning,

WORD!

Osama10:

Oh lord.

My God : )

kayalla:

R231, may u live old and toothless so smile while u still have the teeth.

Happy Birthday

ibibalaw:

happy buf day. i love your hermonized images

Cuddlemii:

Happy Birthday. Happy Birth. Happy day. As in Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday etc, Happy Birthday or, Happy, Birthday, You are happy because of? Birthday, thats it. Happy Birthday Bye.

Late birthday entries. LoL!