owobokiri:

The man is a scam artist! An illusionist who has managed to con millions to become a billioniare before our very eyes. Make una dey there dey look agbada and designer suits while he laughs to the banks with his custom made wife. TV miracles my fat black nyansh! If religion is the opium of the masses, how do we define the pastors? crack dealers? But the man of gawd sabi fry him hair sha.

" Judge not, that ye be not judged " - Mat 7:1

Our present generations are going hypercrazy with this anointing stuff. Imagine a brethen who falls under anointing in a particular church a particular sunday the first week still goes for deliverance the next week and still fall under the anointing the following sunday and he keeps falling and falling and falling every sunday till the whole year runs out. Approximately he falls 52times a year!!! I would prefer to fall in love once than to fall under the anointing a thousand times.

DO_WHILE*:

Chairman, your school nameless? Mscewwww

Superman, no it's not nameless.

naijalodge:

silly SCHOOL,IN face the worst i have ever seen,everything about these useless school is STRESS STREES and STRESS,ha!!,tis school should have remain a Polytechnic.MMTWEEE!!

That's why there is a S in every DELSU - Delta Stress University!

okundia ernest:

Guys pls help me out. Hav been trying to check it with my phone, having logged in, i checked the top of the page. And i saw, applicant, miscellaneous, E-library, log out. I tryed double click, tripple on applicant, each time i do so, it always take me back to the application page, that is where i have my passport and every other personal information like, my course, department and all that and i never saw any result, Pls i need an urgent reply, this is very paramount to me.

Thanks in anticipation, and may GOD help us all.nt reply, this is very paramount to me.

Thanks in anticipation, and may GOD help us all.

Let me see, , try using your boltbrowser or maybe a BB if a friend has one. Head to the café for quicker response.

My school.

Why are Africans religious??! See C.R.K question.

HappierBirthnights to the following celebrants: terry (24), nary (33), stella (51), lorddayee (27), winnet (38), Candace (27), charels (28), Sam100 (37), beejay (31), Bukie, oreofe (28), temidee (29), foxydee (25), olasunkan (26), Ida (31), rinwa (5), unit (31), Bennyslove (30), winkie (32), ekwy (31), bruce (30), tee-tayo (28), e-ben (31), rigidabbey (29), luchiez, usmanisaac (20), mamman joe (27), jgold01 (26), mohdhadi (31) , lordss (90), Kakome (22), cassidynca (36), ndbest (36), jozangs (37), El (30), raekhs (24), felix. Wishing you all longer life and super prosperity. Today is your birthday oh, smile now when you've got teeths.

The result have seen so far are quite terrible, imagine someone having a hattrick(3) in a UTME!!! Some scored a day as in Jack Bauer . . .as in (24). Someone else scored a dozen(12), How weird! My friends friends scored a score (20). Only a few I knew had '2days' --(48).

. . .like a new tv series, its out! Grab your results fast!!!

What are you going to say about those with more than 3 wives. Somebody get me my digital calculator.

Anything free be it recharge card, free browsing, free money, and so on.

Share? Tootbrush? Spouse? Of course yes, that's only if my spouse toothbrush is in .jpg format. I will share the photos on facebook, myspace, twitter with her!

Pronounce mine too as quick as you can -- Iced Ink !

. . . . .like SMS(short message service) they send all CPB(checkpoint bribe) to their DPO's(divisional police officer's).

sleakid:

him murder (mother) too hot. She burn sun (born son), Sleakid is down 4 what'eva

Assh! Mo'gbono feli feli feli.

EfeEkarume is to invasion as amblors is to superstar.

amblors:

talk your own first.

. . .Your own first . . . I have talk it. But seriously, I think Psquare has the most hit song.

When God doesn't answer your prayers, build up your faith, He will.

Which of the album has the most hit songs, Psquare's invasion or Whizkid's superstar?

To get my p.enis wet all the time.

stolen stone:

this mtn-opera marriage no funny at all o, I no mind file divorce papers oh! I no trust mtn at all, these guys go make opera begin dey chop credit like mad, Na their way be that!

No way man, that can't happen.

The coach and staffs of Kano Pillars were busy celebrating 5minutes into their game when their own team hasn't even scored yet. Even some of the players were suprised. They were rejoicing with Manchester United.

ABC's of hat tricks for Rooney!
A.rsenal = 3
B.olton = 3
C.helsea = , just 1.

Dclique:

I was amazed when i saw an MTN logo while my opera was loading

The logo itself was so amazing. Just keep your eyes peeled because GLO, AIRTEL, and ETISALAT might follow suit. You never can tell.

MTN and Opera Sign Partnership
Oslo, Norway — August 15, 2011
The appetite for digital content is
unstoppable, and with this comes the
soaring demand for faster Internet
connectivity.
As more mobile users connect to the
Internet, many for the first time on
their mobile handsets, the thirst for
faster downloads is becoming more
acute.
To meet this challenge and provide
the best internet experience available,
MTN will soon offer a fuller and faster
mobile Web experience to its 150
million mobile subscribers across
Africa and the Middle East.
MTN has signed a global agreement
with Norway’s Opera Software to
boost mobile Internet services across
the two regions by offering a special
co-branded version of Opera Mini, the
world’s most popular mobile Web
browser.
The collaboration with Opera
Software will provide MTN subscribers
with a more affordable, user-friendly
and faster mobile Web experience. By
using Opera Mini people get the most
out of the web, plus get one-click
access to MTN content portals via
their Opera Mini startpage.
Opera Mini is a clever tool. It shrinks
down websites and web data by up to
90 percent before delivering them to
the phone – for faster and lower-cost
page loading for users, and increased
network capacity for operators.
The introduction of customised
versions of Opera Mini strengthens
MTN’s small-screen strategy to take
customers’ mobile Web experience to
the next level.
“By offering faster access to websites
and easy entry to MTN portals, MTN
subscribers can reach the content
they want, with less frustration and
less expense. With just one click,
customers have music, news, games,
and information on MTN products and
services at their fingertips,” says
Christian de Faria, MTN Group’s Chief
Commercial Officer.
De Faria says MTN wants to offer its
subscribers innovative mobile Internet
services that have a positive impact
on information, sharing and
communication in their everyday lives.
“We are eager to bring the best Web
experience to Africa and the Middle
East, and working with MTN Group’s
network enables us to achieve that.
We have seen incredible uptake of
Opera Mini in that geography so far,
and we look forward to building on
that success with one of the region’s
leading mobile communications
providers,” says Lars Boilesen, CEO of
Opera Software.
Under the agreement, MTN will
centrally launch a tailor-made version
of Opera Mini to each of its 21
markets, with localised links and
content.
Opera Mini has more than 115 million
monthly users around the world, and
is available on over 3000 different
phone models including basic feature
phones.
About the MTN Group
Launched in 1994, the MTN Group is a
multinational telecommunications
group, operating in 21 countries in
Africa, Asia and the Middle East. The
MTN Group is listed on the JSE
Securities Exchange in South Africa
under the share code: “MTN.” As of
30 April 2011, MTN recorded 149
million subscribers and subsequently
passed 150 million subscribers across
its operations in Afghanistan, Benin,
Botswana, Cameroon, Cote d’Ivoire,
Cyprus, Ghana, Guinea Bissau, Guinea
Republic, Iran, Liberia, Nigeria,
Republic of Congo (Congo Brazzaville),
Rwanda, South Africa, Sudan,
Swaziland, Syria, Uganda, Yemen and
Zambia. Visit us at www.mtn.com and
www.mtnfootball.com. For more
information, please contact: Xolisa
Vapi on +27 83 200 4363 or vapi_
xo@mtn.co.za vapi_xo[at]mtn.co.za.http://www.opera.com/press/releases/2011/08/15/o
the phone – for faster and lower-cost
page loading for users, and increased
network capacity for operators.
The introduction of customised
versions of Opera Mini strengthens
MTN’s small-screen strategy to take
customers’ mobile Web experience to
the next level.
“By offering faster access to websites
and easy entry to MTN portals, MTN
subscribers can reach the content
they want, with less frustration and
less expense. With just one click,
customers have music, news, games,
and information on MTN products and
services at their fingertips,” says
Christian de Faria, MTN Group’s Chief
Commercial Officer.
De Faria says MTN wants to offer its
subscribers innovative mobile Internet
services that have a positive impact
on information, sharing and
communication in their everyday lives.
“We are eager to bring the best Web
experience to Africa and the Middle
East, and working with MTN Group’s
network enables us to achieve that.
We have seen incredible uptake of
Opera Mini in that geography so far,
and we look forward to building on
that success with one of the region’s
leading mobile communications
providers,” says Lars Boilesen, CEO of
Opera Software.
Under the agreement, MTN will
centrally launch a tailor-made version
of Opera Mini to each of its 21
markets, with localised links and
content.
Opera Mini has more than 115 million
monthly users around the world, and
is available on over 3000 different
phone models including basic feature
phones.
About the MTN Group
Launched in 1994, the MTN Group is a
multinational telecommunications
group, operating in 21 countries in
Africa, Asia and the Middle East. The
MTN Group is listed on the JSE
Securities Exchange in South Africa
under the share code: “MTN.” As of
30 April 2011, MTN recorded 149
million subscribers and subsequently
passed 150 million subscribers across
its operations in Afghanistan, Benin,
Botswana, Cameroon, Cote d’Ivoire,
Cyprus, Ghana, Guinea Bissau, Guinea
Republic, Iran, Liberia, Nigeria,
Republic of Congo (Congo Brazzaville),
Rwanda, South Africa, Sudan,
Swaziland, Syria, Uganda, Yemen and
Zambia. Visit us at www.mtn.com and
www.mtnfootball.com. For more
information, please contact: Xolisa
Vapi on +27 83 200 4363 or vapi_
xo@mtn.co.za vapi_xo[at]mtn.co.za.http://www.opera.com/press/releases/2011/08/15/

mayor M:

seriously u'll how come nairaland does'nt have an active battle competition we need to organise one

Yeah right dude. Where the organisers at? Drop your organizers and show face.

like i JUMPED OUT from a jet, am so FLY | fakers say they are good at diss, listen am so gooder(GULDER) like BEER | wanna have a beef with me? gather more flesh cos you're way too BONY like BONGA FISH |

mayor M:

nairaland really needs a battle competition let's organise one

I hope the moderator is reading this.

like a fan.

dabrake:

d commentator is a MAN.U fan. Cuz barça has denied dem d trophy 2ice(includin in united's soil).

Don't blame him jare, too much excitement makes one mix words sometimes.

like an EMINEM with STRONG LEGS | AM NOT AFRAID to take a STAND cos am BOLD | ain't screaming BB! | am rap's DAVID you GOLIATH | like the new CLARK KENT imma send you back to your SMALLVILLE | call me your hero | i got fat account dude infact its even SHAPELESS like AMOEBA |