₦airaland Forum

sleakid:
lol ''they''? Yhu gat pbeef with 24hours? Man put it behind like ya past,

. . . ill question dude. Ill!! : )

mikuz:
Im so illy, I got Malaria plus HIV, . . Feel me?║

why not, I feel you jor!


Ya spar are below par, so Bizzare like Bazaar in Water!!!║
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This your whole verse na comedy relief i swear!!
Laugh wan tear my belle !!
Basket mouth dey learn!

Don't Crack Ya ribs, I'm not Agwu the Julius Genius : ) I don't have bar for X-ray treatment.

You can't wear coat, . . . Cuz you ain't Suit able |
I Don't give a Bleep like a Retired P'rom queen |

sleakid:
mehn efe dis s-h-i-t is sick,

So Sick, they Admit it.

bolame:
what does username matter n if you really want to change it why dont you sign up with the new username dj5naira

Perfect question! Thanks for the advice anyway.

I dominate playmate in this estate, . . what they pollinate║
Exceed limit in minute the moment I ignite start . . These coons knows it!║
I got Weaponry rolled up in my sleeves at arms length down to my Ars(e)-a'nal . . . yours ain't even up to one-tenth!║
I'm Left up Front, he's just Right Back behind, watchin' as I strike these runts║
Been ordered to educate these ill-literate that think they worth a higher rate║
I dis(s)-figure heads, . . . Those that prove strong head, I decapitate!║
Like Lucifer, Im The Light. . Bearer, you 2 join heads nearer, . . . but can't still outshine right║
Im the legendary most famous,. . . Fire that this dude be spittin' can't flame us, . . . They be Misfiring cuz they can't aim us!!║
Just for the record, I rhyme tight, . . .So even if you overwrite overnight, you won't re-ignite delight (The Light) that I Light!║
. . . sip Sprite, yet you can't meet up with this Triple Jam I Slam!!║
Ya lines are rhyme deficient, they lack efficient, . . . Not sufficient enough . .  They sour like Myrrh(mere) Incense║
Ya spar are below par, so Bizzare like Bazaar in Water!!!║
Guys, you can't Exchange word with this Superstar, head to Trade by Barter║
Cuz im dj5naira, the little lad with the most syllable principles, capable of typical deliverables, . . . Sending war criminal to the Clinicals║
Ya 9japals knows you're full of s'hit, so shut your trap 'N' let the a'nus talk and rap ya crap!║
This i'mbecile lack Intellectual. . . Lil wonder your flow, .  So ineffectual!║
Im so illy, I got Malaria plus HIV, . . Feel me?║
I cast out Blast like Rogue of the XMen, . . . Asked Out wives like role of Comedian║
So mind yourself, cuz this lyrics that I grind is unrefined,. . . designed to suit Mankind, . . leavin' blind dogs behind!║
I burst Bazooka to X headfirst,. . . stab the rest, so they die next!║
All the girls Worship me like Nigerian Idol, they turn suicidal when I don't be their bridal║
Season in Season out, I combat even The Immortals. . .  so they fear, see I don't Leap Year!║
I spin pun on web to stun don, pass rag to coon to weep on, . . Play word and still Win against odd. . .║
. . . Swallowed wheat in bulk. . . This dude is wheaty (witty),. . .Ya hook are ugly, plus ya crew but mine Pretty!!║
These vets knows what I bring . . . Rap music that sick, . . . like Bayern in Munich!║
Your pen is stiff, cuz bullet your gunin' are shallow but brief, aint shootin' stars . . . Stagnant . . You rap in piece . . . Fragment║
So hot, I set fire to burn rain, . . . ║
. . . I'll wire you here I swear, retire you then, you tire!║
Im about to end ya game, and fade ya fame . . .  We not the same, so when next you spittin' lame,  know that I still re-main!║
All these Pros are Sick like they contact Flu, they gat a Pro-Cold!║
So stop defending self and get a hold║   
F'uckin' p'ussies with pole cuz The C'astrate ain't gat Balls!!║
It will be foolish to bring it small, cuz I install fear in heart to befall all║
Cuz This horseman, . . . Lash Whippin' ca(r)ts like Slaves . . . ║
. . .You had beta behave, because we aren't sparin even the Brave, plus those that hid in cave, . .escaped death by close-shave║
Lappin' 3 Crown no wonder youre feelin' King. . See in this ring, the lyrical punches I bring, fling niggas to wing, cos I bee-sting coons upswing,. . .  thats d real thing!║
Stringin' short shot at us, they can't stand tall lest you fall!║
Watch how this vet burn down ferns, upturn wrong turn, . . .Then push these Real heads to a point of no return!║
So act accordingly, cuz I don't pardon mercifully, I spring my anger across all varsity!║
Its high time yo stop ya rhyme, , they slime like burnt lime, like I swinged my Rolex in Bin, its a Waste of Time!!║
Ya science lack the 6th sense║
So no matter the Peter you've become, you'll still Crouch at this Hotspar!!║
Go far up north star you won't still grab bar!!!║

I Step on heads here, i'm playin' this game Above Ground . . . I don't Run Things! |
I put niggas to sleep, cos I Launch Fire lines to Rock(v)et |

Koikoi:
How do I migrate to glo infinito pls?

star one zero zero star nine star one ash.

When MTN says. . . Everywhere you go!
etisalat says. . . Everywhere you go? Now you are talking!!
glo says. . . We rule your world everywhere you go even as you are talking!!!

Like rappin without Rolex on Wrist, I got No Time for this(diss) |
You rap with Anaesthetics, . . . Cos I ain't Feeling this |

To these Old Pros that reside in ignorance . ., let me put y'all in the know. . .║
. . . This dude here sittin' in higher place. . with Ill bliss . . to put all Saul in Trance . . with blazin' verse║
I'm the Clergyman, . . .more like the ArchBishop, so for all those Penin . . . they're Bestman, . . . Save Ink!║
I'm da Don, the reason I drop Key lines over this landscape . . Pushin' these Gorillaz back to cage, . . . It Feels Good Inc!║
Coons lifting Shoulder Up had better Back Down,  . . . 'cos I humble. .  Kings in this Royal rumble║
Im the Voice Of Africa. . . Others are mouth-stutterin'║
To these Real Heads, listen, . . . Im the Whole Body, im what you're missing!!║
In this zone, im paying them off . . .Golden Penny . . .See, we move in group. .Super Pack . . Disassemblin' niggas singlehandedly with bare hands║
I fracture Rib cage, and seize Head, . . . im defeatin' them bit by bits║
They don't know what my next move is, . . .cos . . .Am unpredictable, I outrun MCees║
I'm bolted deep rooted like the No 1 in the arena, . . . Cursed to lead . . . close to forever!║
In this Dynasty, you better obey, . . .If not, we'll drag y'all along surface thorns . . . to die nasty in ya era. .║
. . .Peel ya Skin alive so you don't Feel me again!║
Commitedly, I drop them verses consistently . . . I don't sweat blood, yet still hit Jackpot . . . No pain, No gain║
I ball on point with elegance . . . Scorin' sheet brilliantly . . . I Wole like Soyinka!║ 
Girls come in Bundle, always Happy wanna Fun with me, but im Smart, I Link myself with the Y'ello ones║
Mo Gbono féli féli . . . There's none Hotter!║
Think ya line is Cooler? Of course, while im the Coldroom║
Im your worst enemy. . . Venom! Cobwebs youre sparrin' can't entangle me,. . . Spiderman,  . . .i'll make you reach your Doom!║
Im everfaithful to this game, I belong to the Winners Chapel║
You're been Sunk in this, . . . Like Anchor driven inside Well!!║
Fine, I may not be ya agemate, but i've grown up in Height║
Im the Torch bearer, that's why I keep bringin' the light (delight)!║

Goodday Mr Oluwaseun Orewa, I want to use this opportunity to first of all say a very big thank you for what you've done for Nigerians living here and abroad. With this site, one can know what's going on all over the world, as large as it seem to be. I'm very grateful Mr Seun. Welldone. I wish to request for a favour from you, --- MyUsername --- I would want to change it, I've not asked for anything too much, I took a cue from my online friend who told me to just lay it down as a request to you, that you're always willing to help. My present Username is EfeEkarume, I would want it changed to dj5naira. Thanks for everything Seun. God bless you and your family!!!

Emeka 7.:
I didn't get d txt frm MTN yellow Friday yesterday or hav they stopped it?

Not really, maybe they went on strike, like the protesters who marched in millions to OccupyNigeria.

Seun, I want to change my username from EfeEkarume to dj5naira. I'll be grateful if my heart wish come to pass.

Mr Seun, I want my username changed from EfeEkarume to dj5naira ASAP. Thanks!

You so Blanket, you wrapper (Wrap her) |
Lyrical hits I blast, . . .Colourful, . . leaves niggas with Black Eye like Mascara |

Emeka 7.:
I think fun-link is best because it is fun-link subscribers dat enjoy Yellow Friday bonanza.

. . . others are just better.

sleakid:
still give respect to my niqqazzzz, Efekarume, yo loyd kamsi. Felt ya ish

Felt yours too.

In this bout, landin' knuckle bash to Knockout tout |
These dog been living in igloo, can't drop it like its hot |

Yeah, no one will catch your attention, cos ya b'itch is troll |
I spit blazing RED-HOT like COAL, split niggas in group apart to hurt |

You rap like you got a n'ipple in mouth, Bleep outta here mothersucker |
I seal lip, and lock station so niggas don't flow |

Clinch this breath taking yarn . . . hinted at the alerts and those alive, . . . concubines and wild whores║
Stoppin' at museum, . . . unsheathin' swords, . . . dusted, left buried in hard rock║
I'm neither speakin' greek nor penin' T(r)oy Story, . . without Ink maybe,. . . rewrite history║
Moving in a Billion Troops . . . To OccupyNigeria!!║
Filling every Capital, . . . rebrandin' criminal hiding as cabals║
People who brought up heaven down with their sweet mouth, now we facing hell . . . expectin' us to seal lip║
The whirlwind has blown . . . The goat has been pushed to the wall . . . to a Point of no return . . .║
. . .now we changin' direction, on a Mission, . . .  to reveal arse║
We ain't followin' Protocol, . . . But doing the Impossible, 4 us all║
Arinzes seating in high position, we'll poke at their Big Eyes║
Cannibals and their rotten act, we'll embalm decay, and dead flies║
Things ought not to be expensive . . . Cos Jesus paid the price║
Apathy is the name of their game now. . . NLC, lets keep it goin' till Thunder Strike!║
The mystery of this country is made manifest║
God on our side, we'll survive, Bleep Dame, who'll rather kill herself than commit suicide, . . . Erasing mistakes, to correct blunders║
Hearts can't be broken again, its stone now, . . . Desiring change, that change is now!║
They couldn't do it, but Yes We Can║
A life where Nation won't train for war, . . . Lions and goat will live as one. . . ║
We aren't Generous Warriors, we would Fight and Not Give Up!║
. . . Life with Heavy Clouds, where peace will Rain║
A light awaits us at the end of the tunnel. . . I'd hope though its not that of an Oncoming Train!║

Can't Run in this game, cos he's Fatique, . . . no wonder he's droppin' antique |
See, i'll fling you into The Arctic with my side kick |

This Slessor slay(slea) kid with no slay sword |
With ya Cerebro on, you can't a Find a better Mary that kill mcees bringin' twin lines |

mikuz:
Hehe Jackpot; I see you Efe!!

Ok lets go . . .

Lalaboiy . . Knows this/ voters gave me this trophy/ cos in this axis . . Im well known by all and sundry/
So call me . . the championship . . like the English 2nd tier football league!/

Amblors . . Im so sorry/ . . . but you lost your crew/ you paid 'em to rob for you . . Until ma price made them give up on you/
Cos I stash cash like ATMs . . And make voters withdraw from you!!/

OMG . . They JOBbed you like it was they profession/ even ya chick did same . . but she told me not to mention/
What I write Inspire(d) [b]M[/b]en . . like the mod of Auto section!/

I kept brandishing money . . Now my hommies . . are on a real champaigne popping/
You are so broke . . Ya friends found you wanting/ you couldnt throw papers to save ya head . . How come you gave ya comrades nothing/Thats rather daunting/
But as Petr . . my 'cheque' pay pals . . (paypals) like the online money company!/

Ask Ogaga . . I leave these girls impressed . . with the bars I render/ ma cash keep bulging once I step on the arena/
Even United's strikers couldnt ball enough . . to sur-pass ma cheddar (Macheda)!/

Tosin its so clear . . Ya fans won me this bout/ so i advice you shut ya b!tçhy mouth/
Cos i wrote my posts in 'fowl' language . . to make ya voters 'chicken' out!/

Infact . .my victory almost broke yo home/ ya wife couldnt quit the disturb on phone/ until I came over . . and slid her some chromosones/
So keep-with-the flow . . or ya views will face resistance . . like volts of ohms!/

Tosin see . . I and victory stick together . . like pages on Encomium/ cos when I mount on the podium/ I never fail to thril the auditorium/
No other can cook better rhymes . . You bet they dont know all their onions!/

Like words from Sanusi . . on fuel subsidy/ Jackpot claimed my triumph was so convincing/
Best believe . . The poll was no offshore drilling/
So Mukina equally can attest . . that Mikuz did not rig it!/

Im old in this block . . Im no New Kid/ my speeches . . make you to-wish-on (tuition) like Babcock school fees/
Even little Efe knows . . I script more 'puns' than adult movies!!/


Tosin I go give you red eye o!!

Eh? I don't know about that.

I choose Funlink also because of its free midnight SMSes.

So Special in this zone, you run yo own game. . . with Wheelchair (Wilshere), no wonder you can't STEP UP like TRANSFORMER |

Cross mate our RNA's still, . . . It won't fit in you cos you're no match |

Ya flow . . . Trash, fastforward this ish and end your game before I lash |
You're layin' up block like Tetris, . . . I dismantle to the core . . . Lego Bricks |

I STRIKE down niggas stone-cold like NLC . . . am more or less The Executioner |
I'm comin' out top in this game cos i'm ExtraProlific |

All ur 2liner blah are balderdash |
I'll stand on your tongue so you taste the feet (defeat) |

Punchlines this dude be unleashin' . . . so LIGHT like BULB |
You're every cow anus, . . . droppin' heavy s'hit, it sounds . . . Dung!! |