Mr, Cork:

Mr Cork <<<<<<<drives 2008 Range Rover

2008? Meen, that's old skool!

2buff:

Hey guys welcome to NL. I see u missed your orientation class.
No matter, here are a couple guidelines from the rule-book you would do well to remember.

(Section 4, item 19): Never, EVER, assume Mr.Cork is a serious human being.
(Section 41, item 9): Never give intelligent rebuttals to MrCork's mis-yahnings as they will swiftly be ignored and further mis-yahnnings will most certainly occur.

Ehn ehn, anyways thanks for laying down the rules. I will start adhering to it ASAP.

Mr, Cork:

I don’t mean to be rude but I bet homebased Nigerians cannot relate to Michael Jackson unless he had Tribal Marks. Can you imagine MJ with Tribal marks?

Let's don't talk ill about the dead. That ain't fair.

Mr, Cork:

According to BBC reports, 99.8% of homebased Nigerians have tribal marks. So Why should anyone invest in the country?

To make profit of course.

Its already stated how I come at those dogs that be spittin' ill-fated║
Flows makin' niggas go Green with envy . . . So Incredible how my Hulk bars formin' wave. . .even yo b'itch Marvel║
I'd be killin' you on purpose, this ain't Comic║
Let me put you in the know, I drop flows like an Optician . . . Onto nigga spittin' hot . . .red-eyed║
So GENEROUS, i GIVE niggas black-eye║
I'm droppin' bars that be firm . . . Stamford, y'all Bridge under construction║
Niggas be sketchin' long thing , i treat it like its brief case║
Yo chumps think yo can battle me, look . . .your too easy to beat . . . Push Over║
I'm the rap chronicle. . . you're just a voice recording║
Ima hustle hard I got Testimony. . . Hey, its about time let's . . .Taste Money!║
The prose you'd be droppin' are prune, . . .sounds that nigga's been stressin' are ruin║
I silence all Gees permanently . . .'cos am so good at (H)it  . . .man!║
I'm droppin hard ish in here. . .not too easy to flush║
The leader of the pack . . . Call me earth-god!║
Words . . . SHARP like RAZOR! Leavin' you with more CUT than a TAILOR║
Yo clique ATOM-SIZED . . .they're way too small. . .single click,  . . .and y'all minimized║
The lines i Plot, . . . so Off The Chart║
Keep bringin' LovePeddler (war) like a P'IMP on this dogs . . . Call me a Warlord . . . showing no Mercy in this field cos am ballin' niggas than Lionel║

Today's date reminds me of a PlayStation CD plate in those days, , Winning Eleven!

I do this big i got . . .Myspace . . . so little yo live in Mice Space║
I stay AFLOAT like SPACESHIP, . . . yo just sediments. . .Titanic║
Niggas droppin' Fool - Ish . . . Soul Plane mode. . . Sit down, Relax and Enjoy dissflight║
RKelly, Ali, Jagz . . . knows am the greatest, the reason they sing it║
Earth vibrating bars . . . it'll move you FORTH and BACK like kiddies SWING║
Like the General, i command all Roman Numerals . . .the reason I flow for Rank!║
Its still yo lad DJ5Naira making more SPINS in here than KABAL║
Coming out SOLID like REAL BULLET, . . .ladies trip at my arrival║
Let Mic be my Joystick, . . . i control all those in THE GAME!║
Niggas that be spittin' doom . . . Lyrical sniper . . . I wipe them all out║
Am so on TOP in this . . . ManCity, flows so unique. . . 11/11/11║
PULLIN' niggas DOWN like my DOOR HANDLE, . . . am droppin' series of hit . . .they Knock Out like Banger║
Jack Bauer style. . . i run this game . . . 24/7, . . .aim so high, i see heaven║
So good to this extent. . . am a VIP, . . . So nigga stop pressin' and RIP║
In this battlefield, i POSSESS your space like SPAIN . . . i make yo feel PAIN like LABOUR . . . shorten your smile, make you see no humour║
Yo are no MATCH for me. . . Cos i keep it going for more than 90Minutes║
I got streetskillz, . . . Nigga don't wanna fight . . . DissKombat is not for the mortals . . . 'cos they'll receive more POUNDIN' than YAM in MORTAR║
I break the rules in here . . . I hit below the belt, . . .Call that Unfair║
Flows . . . So natural like AloeVera║
Rap Perfect, like God's SON . . .so like Yakubu. . . i'll never miss║

I can forgive and accept a cheating partner, but I can't forget. >>Guys should learn to trust their ladies and not always thrust them<<

armadeo:

time to separate the wheat from the chaff

This is the kind of work you should have been doing instead of wasting your time insulting me.

Im a BOUT . . .so save yo struggle, i come out VICTORIOUS at all times in this battle║
This TRING TRING i bring is extreme . . .  nigga, hope that rings a BELL║
This dude has been the best in here, while y'all next BEST. . .Soda Soap║
He's says he's INTELLIGENT in this game, he KNOWS nothing!║
Parachute on spine . . . Niggas, i got enough BACK UP║
Hurlin' balls of bars at yo Chest Man . . . even if you PACK UP like TITUS . . . i'll still win against this United║
He got Flu, . . .no wonder 'his Cater-pillar lines║
So Slippery in this ground . . .no one can Hold Me Down║
I have my FOOT STAMPED on this field more than a thousand SOLDIER║
Still, ya Checkmate need Crosschecking! 'cos on this pitch, your a lay man in this game║
So yo can never be on my level . . . Im above Cloud Horizon, i Oversee║
i spit wit Rage that be violent, yo dogs hate to see this . . . 'cos they  know the outcome. . .Haemorrhage║
Punches like Joe Frazier's Hit. . .niggas get the Thrilla in Manilla!║
Medal of honour. . . shining like the sun . . . enough to blind yo niggas, leavin y'all Out-Of-Sight║
Niggas stopped frontin' ever since . . .  Tshang Tshung mode . . . All Souls Já when they see me║
So like am from the hood, you don't wanna mess wit me║
Chick love me 'cos i EAT b'itch p'ussies UP like . . . MEAT PIE. . . 22/7║
Moving with a lot of swag,. . .Im so full of it, . . . Kept some in bag║
So like Relaxer. . . i flow with no tension . . . intention. . . to make y'all stand to attention║
Spinnin' ya b'itch p'ussies . . . i CONT-ROL . . .these strongheads, heavy bars i drop, enough to crack Earth!║
My lyrics are my Weapon-X, even yo bi'tch knows i got arsenal║
Lines made to HYPNOTIZE minds, like JAZZ║

chrisj2000:


For those who still dream of heaven you will be disappointed when you die. Tell me how that liar Jesus who didn't keep his bogus promises of "ask and you shall receive" can keep promise of heaven.

" The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is long-suffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. " - 2 Pet 3:9

mykali:


@efe, your lines will be easier to read if arranged like the others are doing it. its not that difficult naa

My RapDaddy, thanks for the advice! I'll start arranging it ASAP!

Yo outline are dud dude║
Don't bring this for a fight, cos am crude . . . lines like this are meant to be drawn on sand║
I come out wit G-force, . . .rocket line . . . Im skying high . . .can't stroke me║
DOT like a decimal, . . . Im leaving a MARK in this sport║
. . . influential in this game, Nigga i got the power║
I bring action like a movie,  . . .cause more reaction than Chemistry, . . . Rap Freeman . . . Am Off the chain!║
Niggas know the outcome, the reason they always back off, i make them reach their dead end from start║
My p'enis never on top of roof that's why i don't Bleep UP, . . .straight down yo mum p'ussy . . . Call me a motherf'ucker║
I drop Mountain . . .High (H)ill flow, . . .you'll fall from it║
Its DJ5Naira, like you already know║
Golden light. . . bringing bright dis(s)play . . . to Spark yo life up║
Among ya drunken flow, gallop a carton of GULDER, and yo can't be me 'The Ultimate'║

I house bars plenty . . . i got BAR RACKS║
Grand Turissmo. . . im about to give ya girl . . .the DRIVE of her life . . . no SCREW║
Lil skit i drop. . . make dem hommies raise hands above heads║
The only legal rapper with lethal flows . . . So i standout║
Luikang mode . . .firing hot Fireballs from every dimension . . .3D║
Omò fineboy, am making more HEAD LINES than your SPORTIN' WAVES!║
Addictive lines. . .cocaine . .designed to make niggas fly-high . . though you remain on one spot║
Ladies aren't leftout, i struck their G--SPOT║
I got EARTH-CRUST flow. . . i GO HARD at yo niggas║
Like SCORPION in this Kombat, i make flows COME-OVER-HERE . .plus ya girl too║
INDEFINITE flow . . .like Lor Sue WATER FALLS║
Analogy to this extent, . . .Impressive, it'll MOVE you like SUPERSTORY║
Greatest netcee on nairaland history, the reason i flow SUBLIME║
am no ELF buh i make PRO poo deuce║
Flow in the AIR like tear-GAS, aim to make nigga squint eyes║
Created to seize flow . . . im your Flow-Stopper║
He could be DJINEE . . . but you ain't OVERKILLING it║
He gat a ROCK P.ENIS but he still can't COME out STRONG║
I spit LIFE in this thread like a MORDSITH║
My POWERFIST gat enormous ENERGY, . . you don't wanna come close║
Moving at full steam SPEED . . . am QUICK like SILVER . . .y'all snails║
You can never be this REAL even if you have a son . . . SOCIE-DAD!║

I GOVERN this universe . . . the reason am the GOD of Verses║
Rainin' FIRE on those netcees spittin' across SEA's║
I see realheads . . . am ABOVE y'all, . . .  scared of height, the reason you remain rooted on GROUND║
Ain't gat the ONION to challenge me, so Peel outta here dude║
Theokoles . . . i gat big foot in this arena, am no greek but am forcin' niggas back to their creeks║
Win against all cos i illustrate DJKhaled Winning 11 team!║
Pity for ya ladies who be TRIPPIN' for me . . . SAFE JOURNEY girls║
Resign from this game, . . .ya lines SHAKY . . . its OLD skool║
Your SIMILES are not givin' me S_MILES, . . .i always AMUSE bitche-s like BASKETMOUTH'S JOKE║
Av gat more points in this game than CHICAGO RED BULLS, . . .to this extent, rate me large║
Look there's NO POINT dissing me, . . . i'll get ya RHYTHM UNPLUGGED certainly║
I spit MORE FIRE than the whole of MFM, hot lines to BURN you up . . . USHER style║
Shooting for the stars . . No Big Guns║
Am not a soldier, but my flow's rated 5-star, . . .like a leader of a country, i CAPTAIN AMERICA!║
My name. . .on each lips, heard across cities in every street║
. . . hailing me as i hailstones down at y'all║

Wear handgloves cos, am dropping it like its hot. . .
I MASTER mind niggas flow . . . i gat DEGREE ║
Raw TALENT . . . ALICIA . . . don't have the voice, but my bars. . . always on KEYS║
Flow more Poisonous than Caesium. . . like Andy Rooney . . you be gone in '60 minute'║
What yo spittin has BEEN-A-TUNE, . . . still worst at it, like BINATONE, am SIMPLY THE BEST . . . so good at it║
This WHIZKID be healthy a 100 % . . . droping ill flow so LITTLE like 50CENT║
Keepin tha game ROLLIN' like mother EARTH . . . flow CRYSTAL . . . so CLEAR, than my footprint on beach sand║
Subzero mode, . . . Ice flow at yo nigga . . . programmed to NUMB BARS! ║
MATRIX AGENT . . . am more than a single number . . . bringin' lines at yo in ROWS and COLUMNS║
I got SPECIAL ABILITIES than a MUTANT║
. . . you small orbs, better kip quiet . . . so i don't seal ya lips and MUTE ANTS . . . nigga i X-MEN  . . . y'all X-hibit║
I am in APEX zone, no climbing down  . . . y'all so below. . .TREE  ROOT║

Is this the python contest nairalanders were talking about that would win one a -N-100,000? If it is, Oya charly man, put the maggot down so I can lift mine too. I really need to win this money,

Home based Nigerians are ugly because Home based Nigerians are trolls.

The winners have all been adultnapped by boko-haramist, as soon as the cheque was passed out to them. Hell broke loose!

Yeah Yeah Yeah . . . like chrisbrown's track.

Actors and Actresses will soon start taking flight, this one that most of them are now dying by road.

I wonder why DBR and mykali are sharing the same thought that I created a multiple ID just to rank myself. Its completely absurd. Flip through the pages and you'll know that we're totally different, basseyotu runs his own game and so do I  **smh**
Still doubting? Here's a proof, i'll rate DBR MYKALI MIKUZ and IBIME.
For me, I like Mikuz because, he's very creative, nice construction of words . . He thinks! I rate him 9.0 out of 10.
As for the next one, Mykali my guy my guy, I like the way you smooth-rhyme, you very original! I'll rate you 8.9 out of 10.
DBR! DBR! . . . i'll rate you with IBIME at the same time since you guys are battling each other. DBR, your response to every Ibime's bars is mindblowing I must confess you are so real like rap itself. You is an allrounder!!! I rate you 9.5 out of 10 and finally IBIME. . . Did you study english? I love your rap jargon! Ya grammer sometimes hard for me to comprehend but its all good, you're good, i'll rate you 9.45 out of 10
Seriously, y'all deserves a 10 out of 10 but we're human, no one's perfect.
. . . when I grow up, I want to be like you guys : )

mikuz:

I rest my case!

http://2gomobile.tk/site_85.xhtml?&get-file=904&get-dir=1

Ibime had better not click the link above.

mykali:

^posting with multiple IDs to rank yerself now eehy? Now fuhck the hell outta here!!

Who that is? Who? Who? Who?

100% Negative!!! Maybe some, not all of them though!

basseyotu:

I see u, ibime,dj5naira,dbr,mikuz y'all making it tough on a wanna be judge. Aight. My ranking is without favouritisms. Ibime= 3.5/5 dj5naira=4.5/5 dbr=4.5 mikuz=3/5. The rest r not worth any rankings. Dnt feel bad, it only Means u should improve or jst prove me wrong! D fight for bragging rights is b/w efekarume aka dj5naira and dbr. Ibime sorry but its clear your lagging behind at d moment.

I see U too like am staring at the 21st alphabet : )

You emcees got M I memories . . . springin' out SHORT ideas║
For my manna of rap . . .professional. . . in this battle field . . .am the MARSHAL . . . the reason i PROFESS ya FATE like  SORCERER║
Y'all throw out extreme wack lines that are wafer-thin║
I drop tha DRIPpest of flows like its ILL║
My style . . . all bit-ches love. . . at the same time i DRIVE 'em crazy like we in BUGATTI║
Ya CHANGES produce no effect . . . 1NAIRA ║
I abandon niggas and their adopted flows. . . am a bastard ║
My time is now . . . better move along or you move on║
Im da rap chemist, y'all dopey's║
Run the CiTy for all i care, . . . i don't give a Jean Claude Van DAMNe! . . .cos earth live inside me║
I WRESTLE in this field . . . STEVE AUSTIN . . . dislocate your vocal cord . . . stop ya flow . . . livin' you STONE-COLD║
With no pain in heart . . . i say ADIEU to ya corpse║

190_@:


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God 4give me oooh

I don sin

I have forgiven you son . . .go and sin no more.

190_@:

Foool

" But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. " - Mat 5:22

Natasha,,:

are you asking me? Derenle resigned from sound city weeks back and now He has been chosen as the Nigerian representaive for channel O

Yes! I begin to wonder if the so-called guy who replaced him can actually live his wild legacy.

The decibels of these fart are really something else. Some; the sound of a starting generator, some; the sound of a closing ghana-must-go zip. Some sound are High-Tempo'ed like BlackEyedPeas Beats!

I won't tell.

Broad daylight Beefstyle . . .
See see see, you're a CHEF byte no wonder you kip STRIKIN' MATCHES in cameroun║
I place my indomie plate on ya cos you're INDOMIE-TABLE║
You so dumb, you make beat with ya foot on drums║
Look at this lil PIG wanna form don in rap politics, its all good afterall, its A DIRTY GAME║
Held an electric iron in hand forming IRON FIST , rubbish, iron my cloth jò║
You got FEATHER PUNCHES no wonder you blow SOFT║
Thiefing lines from BILLBOARD BANNER , after he says he's 2GOOD║
You're aren't man enough for me, b.i.t.ch! , so stop nagging and head back to kitchen║
You gat FLU nigga, and so are your verses . . . SO COLD ║
My punchlines got momentum dude movin' with precise precision unlike ya blows which are just mere mouth breeze║
I drop simple beef to cancel out all complexities, save ya grammer boy,  and give GOOGLE-A-BREAK please║
Originality plus realness is what i bring on ya screen, you can provide the answer if you wanna║
Like FACEBOOK, i always say WHAT'S ON MY MIND here , they all know║
Hey potter, wash ya clayed palm before coming to ring so you don't come in with STAINED PUNCHlines║