otooro:



congrats [s]_{but who cares}[/s] 

I don't know.

Hey nairalanders! I'm a bit confused about what Jesus christ said in this verses that I quoted
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" But to sit on my right hand and on my left hand is not mine to give; but it shall be given to them for whom it is prepared. " - Mark 10:40
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" Jesus answered him, “Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.” - Luke 23:43

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I don't know if He was contradicting himself because the first quote looked as if He didn't have the power to decide who goes up with him . . . maybe to heaven or paradise as He puts it!
The second quote is stating otherwise.

Its not bad if fashola buys an already used train from canada, but its bad if the Canadian writers make jest of the whole thing.

EUGENE4GOO:

I got a message from MTN 2day that I should register one special number to make call @ 2k/sec for 7 days. I tried and It works. To activate it, send the Mtn number u want to register to 567 e.g 08034954066 to 567. If you need help call at 08034874967

I sent a MTN number to the so-called code and this was the message they sent to me back and I double quote. . .
" Sorry, you are not eligible for this campaign. Watch out for other great offers from MTN "

otooro:



wen was the last tym u made the frontpage, if u ever did? 

April 3 2011 at precisely 4:39am, and it was with this topic www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-637678.0.html

dani1luv:



Where is the Joke??

Brilliant question.

Maybe you aren't worth a front page, you're worth something bigger, . . . Standing in FRONT of over millions and millions of people on a stage rendering your bone-cracking Jokes.
PS: Aim higher dude!!

None! I only recharge at night : )

Emeka 7.:

^Did dey block it, is dat not wat I'm using on My phone now?

Hope you aren't asking me that? How do I know? : )

Hell is not a burning place, its just an alphabet.

Pastors aren't that stingy, they'll soon start giving.

No, there's nothing wrong in cooking beings on christmas day, afterall we are human beans.

sniperwolf:

Funny! I cooked beans once with chicken and it was interesting

I read a novel about beans too and it was delicious.

Perfect disciplinary measure by Keshi! . . .as well as their ear holes, it should be permanently sealed too.

dasparrow:

Can't nairalanders just make a comment without sounding tribalistic or chauvinistic for a change? Since women (not even some) can never be satisfied, I assume your mother and grandmother are included in the "women" that you mentioned. Maybe you should tell them how you feel. Your mother will be so happy that she carried you for 9 months (for nothing) and raised a negative, female-bashing chuvinist son. Some Nigerians never seize to amaze me. I hope you marry a fellow male like you since you are obviously [b]in[/b]capable of satisfying your woman in bed.

Oops! All of these . . . for me?! I never knew my post was thought-provocative.

love_killz:

Mery mery xmas n hapy new year @ evry1 . . .may 2012 b a properous year . . .plz av fun moderately . . . .dnt drink n drive . . . .dnt drive n drink . . .
Peace b upon u all

Even if you must drink, get a driver.

Yes of course!

Celine dion's Think twice!

I've got sore throat, . . . can't shout out loud!

Emeka 7.:

Today's yellow Friday lets hope MTN gives free calls till 12midnight.

Emeka 7.:

Today's yellow Friday, lets hope MTN gives free calls till 12 midnight.

I don't think MTN are that generous.

talknafree:

Even if they have 100 pieces of it, it can never be enough.

Fact!!! Women can never be satisfied . . . even in bed.

A christmas tree!!!

I will go to school!
I'll be tackling chris maths on the 25th.
I won't cook, mum will cook.

sniperwolf:

Please, does anyone know how I can enjoy the 4 MB data given by MTN from 12:30am - 4:30am. I've tried to enjoy this twice but they charge me because there is no data and I always have a minimum balance of N100 in my phone as required

I think I know how, first migrate to Funlink.

Matthew 5:39: "But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also."

wesley80:

You've been told a number of times that infinito special still works, if you've got issues with yours why not try to sort it out instead of whining on every thread?

I believe in this saying that a problem shared is half-solved.

luluosas:

Yes, infinito special plan is no longer available for new subscription, with the introduction of this new G-BAM Hi5ive plan, but, you can continue to enjoy your 1 special registered number on infinito special at the rate of 2k/s. In my case, my five (5) registered special numbers still rock on infinito special. I will never make the mistake of changing it. So, if you have migrated out of infinito special plan, you will never be able to return to it again. Cheers.

Ooops!!! Now I know why mine isn't working anymore.

As an artiste wanna-be, check this lyric nothings I composed . . .

Since the very first time I saw you, lady I knew immediately that your  love will be all the thing i'd be needing in my entire life, nothing else║
That very moment you called my name, dragonflies and tsetse fly filled my tommy instantly as if I swallowed them, even butter . . . flew!║
Without you Inside my life like Neo in the Matrix, my life would be in complete like The Backstreet boys║
My heartbeat, I don't want you to be just there. I need you right here in my life. They say Nobody is Perfect, but your beauty is an exception║
I LOVE U! , might literally be seen as 2 letters in love with each other, but ours will be the stuff of heroes, . . . it will be a risk well taking║
I will never do what Peter did to Jesus, I will never deny that I really love U . . . Be it at gunpoint, I promise never to leave your side║
I'll be more closer to you than your shadow║
And the devil and his angels, . . . Knows how much I care about you, I can take Strokes of Kòbòkò for you║
Swap genes with Jean Grey of the X-Men, read my mind & you'll find out all i've been saying are true talk and no lies║
Your attitude alone drives me crazy . . .   I feel am inside a Ferrari║
Your smile heal the sick hearts║
Oh Arthur, let me be your Merlin and trust me, a 100% magical protection is what you'll get!  . . . Like Universal Soldiers║
Our friendship will not be a stuff of villains, but of LEGENDS║
I want to grow old with you girl║ 
I need you in my life, be a part of me, . . . Make me complete, and fill my missing rib║

lexander:

Whats wrong with glo free mb i loaded N1000 n i did not recieve any mb , normally u get 72.5mb for rechargin N1000 n 25.7mb if u recharge 500 naira, the more u load the more u get.pls nairalanders is yours working?. After recharging dail 124 then press 1 they would tell u your account balance then your data account then your sms acc then your mms acc then your promotional acc

I guess both FreeMB and Infinito shares similar things in common. They have both been stopped!

Hi5!!!? Hmmmmmm. . . so this is the reason they cancelled out Infinito Special.

Tick tock tick tock, . . . Its Time for RAP 001 . . . Cos
some dude been missin' class║
You'd be teaching school, while me a PRO . . . if you chose to add F, no qualms║
This Delta lad is big-hearted, . . . Free givin' chicken feed to this starvin' chipmunks, . . . To this extent, am fed up║
Like a NEW BORN, . . . you ain't SEEN nothing yet║
The only e-buddy i've got is my social app, . . . Bleep you and ya set!║
You'll keep falling for my Verse, Hook, Line and Sinker!║
He'd says he's Hot . . . Its like he gat fever!║
This dude here spit Volcanic, . . . So Fire Hose for all I care, you can't end me║
Mystic cant in abundance . . . Niggas can't count║
Coons are deadbeat, no matter the clang they mount║
With both hands cuffed, I need no Punches to Knock you Out!║
I might be g'ay, . . . but you . . . A Bag of it║
You that be descendin Bars vertically, . . . At last, you'll still remain behind it║
Without tranquilizers, i'll be putting these lame dogs to sleep with my sweet talk║
This Goro shows no Mortal, . . mercy in this Combat!║
I stole ya b'itch away, . . . and she didn't even yell, she says you can't Handle(he)r║
Your complete Version was cracked! Nothing original in it║
Ill(eel) lines, . . . Perfectly suited to electrify numb minds!║
My girl got lethal technique, who tries to lay her, . . . end up Under her rest║
Like Jet Li, . . . Am The One actor to murder all boss║ 
I'm the Beast, . . . the more reason I still X Men!║

Gboliwe:

0807

We are on the same series then.