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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 7:16am On Sep 15, 2011
sleakid:

Efe i see yhu boss
i see U like my ALPHABET : )
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 7:13am On Sep 15, 2011
I silence all real G's like lasaGna, get a BIRO plus PAPER and COPY THAT║
My flows got you NODDIN' like AGAMA║
You're so ILL you got CANCER+MALARIA║
If this was a rap course, you'll have so much F's with E's(ease)║
Like a BACHELOR's FRIDGE your flow is EMPTY║
Like JESUS don't TEMPT ME cos my flows got more HEAVY bars than METAL a dose of it is enough to KILL . . . SO LETHAL║
My flow's so hot YOU CAN'T TOUCH diss(THIS) like nail i'll HAMMER you call me a bad MC║
Am so into THE GAME i've got all his ALBUM COLLECTIONS║
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 6:30pm On Sep 14, 2011
Eiregirl:

No, I won't be opening a thread on the issue, I was just wondering if he could do it or not for his babe! undecided
Don't stress, pending was only. . . Oops! I mean pendo was only pressing your buttons.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 6:13pm On Sep 14, 2011
lefulefu:

Imagine the horrible smell that will come out from the pant worn by a nigerian girl.It would be worse than the smell of rotten eggs grin grin.I still remember that movie Domittila pt 2 were Charles Okafor was busy having a fling with his step dauther's friend in his office and almost got caught by his wife.He hid the babe's pant that he pulled frm her when he was doing her and put it in his trouser pocket and when his wife left he used the pant to wipe his face thinking the pant was his hanky and immediatley the smell frm the pant passed his nose the bobo almost fainted grin grin grin grin grin.I really laugh hard wen i watch dat scene grin grin grin grin
Hey, you've got long memory. So you still remember that sin (scene). Oh I see.
Ileke-IdI:

[size=28pt]WASH PADS?

A boy made this thread, right?[/size]


Yah! A fine boy with no pimple made it. So?
HISchild:

avoid it entirely, truly,

"Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband." -1 Corinthians 7:1-2


Perfect verse for this topic! Read if you've got eyes.












Cipriani:

  What's unfortunate there?


Don't mind her jaré. She herself is not even sure if she knows it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (2 - 2) On September 13th 2011 by EfeEkarume(m): 4:45pm On Sep 14, 2011
. . . and it was even in Nou camp.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EfeEkarume(m): 4:18am On Sep 14, 2011
**clears throat** ERM ERM(M M), you were more FOOLISH than the RICH MAN in the bible, the saddest part is you still are | Zap BOKO HARAM you have ME to deal with | cos imma BLOW you UP | call it your UPPERCUT | . . . that's if you dare me again
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EfeEkarume(m): 4:09am On Sep 14, 2011
JamesDoe:

EfeEkarume, EfeEkarume, eEe, Efe coma ruined, Little Efe's stalking the page cuz he has no friends.

Little Efe playing with his "flow", he's come out cuz he's been pawned. Efe, go home before you get molested!
Nice poem : )
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 4:05am On Sep 14, 2011
MsDarkSkin:

Huh?  grin


lol seriously. not everyone have access to washing machines much less SEEN them. There are places in the world where ppl ACTUALLY use their legs for transportation  tongue and hands to wash all sorts of grime.  grin
As long as that grime is not pad. . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 3:47am On Sep 14, 2011
Claim you are overseer of rap ministry yet you're as BLIND as BAT no wonder you can't see my name ║
Like an EDITED KJV, the lord is my shepherd i shall not want , YOU║
Am always one step ahead while you're so BEHIND ME like SATAN║ You got more REVERSE flow than MJ's MOONWALK║
Meaning you have BACKSLIDE in rap like you were TACKLED from BEHIND║
I SEIZE your flow like am your PREFECT ║
Oh i see he says he's a MOANstar (monstar) no wonder your diss only makes bitches HMM more║
You don't belong here lad , spartacus is waiting for you, go start actin' cos diss is not your game║
Don't come close cos i am HOTTER than SQUADRON║
I got more flow SPEED than the new 4G║
Like a rap ACHMED, I'LL KILL YOU in DISS║
You keep watchin' as i DISS-PLAY(display) my AFRICAN MAGIC. . . NO DSTV║
If you've got SKIN, . . . FEEL THE BRIGHTER LIFE cos am STAR, while you are just a clone ║
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EfeEkarume(m): 9:13pm On Sep 13, 2011
look at johnbull want to battle with me | see i got more BEEF than a BIG BULL | i bring diss to you in your dream | call me a daredevil | my diss is gonna cos you more NIGHTMARE than HORROR movie | so you better WAKE UP! dude |
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 7:36pm On Sep 13, 2011
pendo89:

How dd you guess that right? genious.








I checked the calendars.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 5:38pm On Sep 13, 2011
pendo89:


This kind of ignorance is a crime in this day.

Come and arrest me now.
Cipriani:




shocked shocked shocked shocked That will be nice but post a pic of the tampon you just used recently together with a video showing how you used it. BTW, it's TAMPON and not tampoon. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Am so sorry she might not be able to do that. She hasn't started seeing her periods yet : )
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 5:27pm On Sep 13, 2011
rokiatu:

Is the girl so sick that she can't wash her own undies? That is just plain laziness not romantic at all. YES I SAID SO!

And @poster, next time, search before you open threads. This stooooopid topic has been done time upon time again.
Laziness!? Well its your own opinion sha. Supposing it was a very very serious illness that placed her on a sick bed for close to three weeks. Won't you wash it for her or will it still be ''laziness'' on her part? Haba!
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I doubt if there will ever be a next time.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 4:33pm On Sep 13, 2011
it is well:

I doubt if I know the meaning of PAD anymore.
P.lain A.dult D.iapers. That's what I think it means.
iyatrustee:

i- pad wink wink wink
padlock.
pendo89:

grin grin same here.Thanks to Efe

Efe: Modern women no longer use pads. They use tampons. Now for christs sake tampons/diapers and pads are not supposed to be recycled. Do you recycle tissue? if u do then you are free.
I have a feeling am talking to a teenager but I don't mind.
Have a pad stress free day.

I have this feeling you've not reached puberty yet. Its just a feeling sha.
pendo89:

Sanitary Pad>>an absorbent pad worn externally by women during menstruation to absorb the menstrual flow

Panties>>Short underpants for women or children.



Are there people who wash the above cz am becoming convinced now? angry

This ought to be discussed in parliament if it happens.
I thought I told you not to post this. You are very stubborn oh, for that you need flogging. Oya stretch out your hands fast.
Education / Any Material On This My Project Topic? by EfeEkarume(m): 3:33pm On Sep 13, 2011
Goodday nairalanders, I was presented by my project supervisor my project topic which was titled DETERMINATION OF TEMPERATURE DISTRIBUTION AROUND UMUTU GAS STATION. So far, I and 3 of my project friends has travelled long before to take the measurement I mean the temperature of the gas flaring from a particular point to another which we measured using a digital thermometer and which we submitted the reading to him (project supervisor) but to be frank, I don't really know how to go about this project. I don't even know where to start from. I tried googling it and to my suprise I haven't found any concrete result , still searching though. Why I brought this complaint here is that I believe at least a person might have actually done this before or maybe have an idea about it. So I ask again, if you have any website or link or article you can post please do. I will greatly greatly greatly appreciate. THANKS!ven know where to start from. I tried googling it and to my suprise I haven't found any concrete result , still searching though. Why I brought this complaint here is that I believe at least a person might have actually done this before or maybe have an idea about it. So I ask again, if you have any website or link or article you can post please do. I will greatly greatly greatly appreciate. THANKS!
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 1:38pm On Sep 13, 2011
Tosinville:

OP, hope you've open up own sanitary padz dry-cleaning shop in your area, aight?
Haven't opened yet. Waiting for a command.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EfeEkarume(m): 1:09pm On Sep 13, 2011
MM, you've got a weak head no wonder your flow has weak end | am gonna keep KNOCKin' your DOOR(dull) head like am wicked |
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 9:18am On Sep 13, 2011
Tosinville:

All your facebook friends knows you well that you wash sanitary pad? chai holy bangladesh!!
You're not serious at all. LooL! You sure know what am talking about.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 9:14am On Sep 13, 2011
pendo89:

^^ lets leave that aside cz it doesn't add meaning to life.

The bolded is what am having issues with. Efe are u talking pads or pants?
Now u make me expose stuff but I will do so for your sake. I know there are special pants women wear during their periods but they hold the 'pad'.The pants are not 'pads'

Husband washing wife's pants if shes unwell is ok as u say. But you dont wash 'pads' unless they are the clothes type am talking about. Are we on the same page. Can I post a pic of a pad here?
Can you wash a baby's used diaper and reuse?
Am talking pants . . .special pants included. No don't bother posting have seen one before. That won't be cool for the baby at least for hygiene purposes.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 8:52am On Sep 13, 2011
Ranoscky:




@OP, I really like the way you responded to those insultin you. It shows how matured you are. Welldone!
My responses are always a 100% no offense. Even all my facebook friends no me sooo well and they love me for it.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 8:34am On Sep 13, 2011
MsDarkSkin:

@poster,
what's wrong with that? grin grin

we wash your skid mark drawers all the time! some women in third world countries have the
unfortunate task of doing this by. . .hand! grin tongue


BARE HAND?!!! **passes out**
pendo89:




. . .and stop wasting money on internet opening such a thread.

I don't waste money on the internet like you do all the time, I browse free all the time. No thanks to MTN. I can always help you with the free tweak if you're by anyway interested.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 8:16am On Sep 13, 2011
Goldieluks:




Keep washing pads duh! You can even drink the water in the process,since you love it DISGUSTING!
Before I drink the water, lets look at this critically now. There's NOTHING wrong for a husband to wash his WIFE's sanitary pants that is and that is if she's sick and I mean very SICK . . .the same applies to the wife too. But there's everything WRONG for a guy, a GUY to wash his girlfriend panties . . . what happened to the dry cleaners. . . .the same applies to the girl too.
PS : The comments above are my opinions oh which am entitled to, before some rainmakers start raining down insugars on me. **sipping water**
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 7:37am On Sep 13, 2011
sexkillz:

Yeah Right! And you were obviously born a fool! And should have been baptized "Hopeless fool"! that way, i could have understood you way better!
That's what you think and not what I think oh. . . .and for the records, I was born wise. Roger that!
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 12:01am On Sep 13, 2011
Cipriani:

I do the cleaning in a bush near my house, serious undercover ise.  grin grin grin grin grin
UnderCOVER as in inside a big open pot left in the middle of a bush right? Hmm!
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 11:48pm On Sep 12, 2011
Going through this thread, seriously no guy has actually said a straight YES! as I thought they would. Oops, I just said it.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 11:42pm On Sep 12, 2011
claremont:

^^
I like the perfect and respectable answer you gave to that vile and abusive human being. We need to have more guys like yourself in this forum who do NOT reply insults with insults, people who go from thread to thread insulting the mothers/fathers of others are no different from animals IMO. They lack basic norms of courtesy and etiquette, replying them in the same way makes you no different from them. IMO, just ignore them, or reply politely just the way you have been doing. Good luck!

You mean if what I just wrote was actually a facebook status you would have liked it. Oh, am blushing. Goodluck to you too bo plus Jonathan plus everything in between.
Cipriani:


shocked shocked shocked shocked   I have been cleaning the pads myself. Maybe I will get the address of your dry-cleaners. I hope they don't charge much. It saves me money cleaning it myself grin grin grin grin grin grin
Holy sh-it! Cleaning it all by yourself? Meeeen, thank God nobody noticed it if not you would have been caught ''red-handed''. LoL!
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 11:34pm On Sep 12, 2011
sexkillz:

Really this is an unacceptable insult! Even unborn babies know that pads are disposable! This is just a lame and st[b]u[/b]pid attempt at being hilarious! But the only thing you have succeeded so far in doing is showcasing your hard earned ignorance to the world! You are so pathetically moronic! I wont be surprised if you open another thread and ask girls if they can wash condoms in the name of love, cos i know that's the next thing your pitiably lopsided toxocariasis infected discombobulated brain would minister to you to post! What a waste of space! Go get a brain transplant! It's obvious the one sitting on your head is expiated! You are a quantum disgrace to menfolk! Exotic Idi[b]o[/b]tic F[b]O[/b]OL!  undecided
Unborn babies?. . .knows that pad are disposable? Na wa oh. Who gave them the brains to know. You sef ehn. Infact the person who baptized you with sexkillz didn't try at all. It should have been MI (Mr Insult) ---AFRICAN INSULTER NUMBER ZERO.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 11:05pm On Sep 12, 2011
sexkillz:

I weep for your Mother! . . . . Really! undecided
Don't cry for me . . . sexkillz, someone else has.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:53pm On Sep 12, 2011
r231:

me too grin grin

poster wash TAMPAX in his town cheesy
I live in the city and not TOWN.
xxcarolxx:

Your Brain is so fried you are posting rubbish,
I won't say its RAW-bish per say, I might just say lets call it a FRY-ish afterall you just said and I triple quote ''', Your Brain is so fried, '''
WebSurfer:

Rubbishhh
I love cooked-ish and not raw-ish like you said. Am not an aninal I mean animal.
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:38pm On Sep 12, 2011
Goldieluks:

Wash pads?
Y'all guys need a brain wash instead. Creeps!
YES! Don't you think you need a mouthwash because your comments s_i_ks (feel in the missing consonants. That's your verbal reasoning assignment) THANKS!
xxcarolxx:

You seriously need to give up smoking weed,
What is weed, ? What concerns weed and pad here, or are you I!
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:29pm On Sep 12, 2011
pendo89:

Are u guys serious? Aren't pads disposable like diapers.
Good lord do I even have to say that? or what pad are we talking about here?
you know what? am out. keep washing and hanging 'pads'
We are more serious than a newscaster. You don't have to say ''that'' you can say ''what'' . We are not talking about PS3 pads here oh. WHAT?
Mrs, Chima:

Gendo, why are you taking these nuts serious?
Look at these walnut calling us nuts. Keep calling I won't answer **tongue**
sexkillz:

Poster's are getting dumb and dumber by the minute! Rubbishy Rubbishness! angry
Sexkillz, you're right oh! Some poster can be so crazy, imagine someone asking , WHAT IS THE ORIGIN OF LIFE? Is this a biology class? Ehn?
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:21pm On Sep 12, 2011
Cipriani:

Yekpaaa!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

@Efe, I can wash her pants and that is why we have mortar and pestle in the house. But for pads, i can't wash them, I can only hang them to dry tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Me will wear NEPA gloves plus boxing gloves before washing, while for the pad, I will pass it to the laundry cleaners to help me out.

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