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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 3:16pm On Dec 13, 2011
HOOK that i'd be dabbin' . . . Created to capture all new FISH in town║
Dischargin' more Hotlines than a Call Center . . . Meen, this lad is d'ope!║
This Backstreet Boy be Drowning their lacrimal glands with pepper-grilled bars like its a tear-gas║
In this zone, i'm the god of all gods, more or less . . . Uranus║
Even without wings, my crews are still fly. . . we just past Venus!!║
My girl . . . A wonder woman! My flow . . . So Super . . . man!! I'd be doing JUSTICE in this LEAGUE║
Nobody is perfect, but when it comes to droppin' it realest, I am Nobody!║
Weed Verses . . . you'll surely get High readin' it║
NetCee with a BSC . . . I'm so Naeto . . . see?║
My baddest lines . . . set out to cancel all bestest║
I gat the Stuff of heroes, coons just Inhale║
Its DJ5Naira, that's if you don't know║
Bleep JimmyJatt and his JUMP-OFF, i do real HIP-HOP!!║
Coons got dysentry, lil wonder they spit canals║
Phones / Re: What Is The Matter With Glo (globacom) Network? by EfeEkarume(m): 11:23am On Dec 13, 2011
Gboliwe:

My own still works. I started crying when I read tunnytox' post but aeiromon's next post encouraged me to try the number. I just woke my mom up now and its working
Mine still isn't, . . .em wait if I may ask, . . .what series of glo are you on? A 0805, A 0807, A 0705 or A 0815!
Phones / Re: Glo Infinito Special (2k/sec Glo-glo Call) Service Gone?! by EfeEkarume(m): 6:26pm On Dec 12, 2011
aieromon:

It might be a network problem.Try and be patient while they look into it.
Thanks for the ad. I'll stop acting like a Doctor and be Patient instead ; )
Phones / Re: Glo Infinito Special (2k/sec Glo-glo Call) Service Gone?! by EfeEkarume(m): 9:09am On Dec 12, 2011
aieromon:

Mine is still working.
, but mine is not. What's your advice?
Phones / Glo Infinito Special (2k/sec Glo-glo Call) Service Gone?! by EfeEkarume(m): 6:34am On Dec 12, 2011
Of recent, I tried calling my special someone via glo infinito special and to my amazement, all my credit zapped away at one go, , maybe its because of the latest Glo fluctuating network? Or are they upgrading? , or just maybe the Glo Infinito Special is gone!!!
Phones / Re: What Is The Matter With Glo (globacom) Network? by EfeEkarume(m): 5:25am On Dec 12, 2011
wesley80:

My special number still works perfectly, they better not touch it cos that's the compensation i receive for all their network rubbish.
aieromon:

My special number still works fine.
Lucky SIMS : )
Phones / Re: What Is The Matter With Glo (globacom) Network? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:12pm On Dec 11, 2011
tunnex190:

I just noticed that glo infinito. Its been changed to infinito special. Nothing like 1.20k for 1 special number anylonger
A very keen observation. That's right. I just hope they don't scrap it off the way MTN took their Magic Number away.
aieromon:

My special number still works fine.
Your SIM must be a lucky one then.
Phones / Re: New MTN Tariff Plans: F&F Xpanded, Funlink Reloaded, & Super Saver by EfeEkarume(m): 3:35pm On Dec 07, 2011
pmartineze:

MTN, can u explain what u mean by 'the higher the call u make the cheaper' considering super saver.
I doubt if MTN will read this.
Religion / Re: How Do We Know That Jesus Is The Son Of God? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:00am On Dec 04, 2011
Enigma:



Now let's do a little exercise in logic and comprehension. Here:

Matthew 16:13-17


In summary this is what the blue words reveal Jesus as saying: . . . the Son of Man is . . . the Son of the Living God . . . revealed . . . by my Father in heaven.

cool



Quantitative reasoning at its height. Damn! Well verbally written.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by EfeEkarume(m): 9:41am On Dec 04, 2011
Windec-DJ Cabo Snoop. I'm lying oh.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 8:12pm On Dec 03, 2011
In this House, I place all Contest-Ants On Eviction║
Cos i'm the BigBrother in here, and i'v gathered Rights to send all coons to the Left║
My rap is your new Love, . . .you'll Fall for it║
I'd be Cronaldo in this Pitch, , even when i'm wit ya b'itch,  Im All-Round(H)er║
So for all those sparrin' swordfight, it'll be better for y'all to sheathe ya swords, if not i'd be leavin' you Absolute when I spray bullets║
Radiant Lines that this dude be sizzin' got Starlight . . . it'll outshine all Flo(w)-re-Scent║
Ya rap, so off-PEAK, . . .ITS not IN YOU again!║
I'm a Seasonal Vet when it comes to Spewin' while yo Rap a Day!║
On this ring, . . .i'd be fast-forwardin' Heavy punches on these lightweight Niggas. . .leavin' faces SWOLLEN like PARTY BALLOONS║
Vultures arrive as soon as I leave scene, 'cos I turn Niggas to Carcass with Knuckle hits!║
Adamantium chords. . . More reason I push Metal bars║
Coons with V'agina lips, . . .i'll always Prick them like Lilly Wood║
As a matter of fact, this sage i'd be droppin' ain't for ya age. . .Grow Up a Little║
To this extent, the only PRO-noun that can Flow on the Go has to be another ME!!!║
I do HipHop doesn't mean you bring up a Pop Quiz, . . .'Cos I W(rap) TIGHT like ANACONDA, . . .To squeeze leavin' Coons with no Question to ask!║
Hot Bars made to set coons ablaze . . . I'd be Igniting more Flames on this floor than a Rocket Launch, . . .To Roast feets║
So fresh, So FLY . . . I ain't got time to RUN city║
I'm the MATHSET in here, y'all RULER║
Empty hens, . . . don't Fool(full) ya selves in this place, 'cos this Wolfbane is hungry║
I'm way overhead in this game, . . .Jingles that Santacoons be autographin' doesn't Ring a Bell!║
Can't make a duo, no matter whether we're Siamese Breeds║
In a Falsetto pitch, I soar like the Eagles to steep-top, other Nigga got Sore Throat║
With ya Jersey on and Boot laced, you can't FIREBALL!║
I had ran this game Barefooted even before rap started,  Coons are just tracing FOOTPRINTS!║
Religion / Re: How Do We Know That Jesus Is The Son Of God? by EfeEkarume(m): 7:26am On Dec 03, 2011
Click this link http://ehow.com/how-do-we-know-that-Jesus-is-the-son-of-God.html and you'll know how. Don't trust me.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by EfeEkarume(m): 5:51am On Dec 02, 2011
No one!!!
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Goes Blind? No! by EfeEkarume(m): 5:25am On Dec 02, 2011
Mercy Johnson, Bartimeus, Ray Charles, Love, Stevie Wonder all share a lot in common. They are all blind!!!
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by EfeEkarume(m): 5:42pm On Dec 01, 2011
Someone just inbox'ed me the MTN airtime I requested for earlier on. . . .As I was yarning before, alternatively, . . .guys, look at your clothes! Any faeces stains? If no, good for you, but if yes, then i'm afraid your girlfriend is 'shiting' on you : )
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 6:12am On Nov 29, 2011
A newbie might find it difficult to locate that thread.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 10:56am On Nov 28, 2011
Gratis chalk talk connects amidst daydream, . . .This Conk be boundless║
Dart at any chance, bullets that niggas be firing. . . So they Miss me║
Oldskool niggas be Spittin' more fake headlines than PM News!║
But this dude, spinnin' sharp cuts like Kung Lao . . . leavin' coons with more SCRATCH than LICE ON A HEAD║
Im Ray Charles to all ya bulls'hit║
I Pound sterling bars. . .See i've got standard!║
Ruler of the pack. . . B'itches still call me Goodluck . . .Even without hat║
Shoot Sahara up in the sky . . . i'll still leave you High and Dry║
In this Game, i'll make you Suffer like Job and Kratos║
Lines niggas be sketchin' . . . So boring . . .its like Watching grass grow!║
Their clique's got a BB Bold, yet y'all still rap shy║
Politics / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On Removal Of Farida Waziri by EfeEkarume(m): 3:04pm On Nov 26, 2011
. . .and there appeared on them cloven tongues of fire resting on their head,  . . .and Patrick started speaking in a known tongue : )
Romance / Re: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:41am On Nov 26, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Nigerian is the Lion of Africa!! But why do people say this? undecided
Nobody said it, only you just did.
talina:

I havnt read any of this thread, but Ill bet these home based Nigerians arent ugly! grin
I'd bet on that too.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EfeEkarume(m): 11:08am On Nov 22, 2011
This dude CHANGES b'itch like an automobile GEARBOX |
Super rap sound. . . That's why my flow . . . AUTO |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 6:40am On Nov 22, 2011
Still upfront in this track . . . sending niggas in train to their graves again║
Youngsters puttin' up a show tryin' to gain circus fame║
I place niggas who'd be diss stressin'. . . over the edge with my OPEN verse . . . Cos i'm the ALPHA male!║
Tic tac toe skill . . . I X and Zero niggas on boards and those in the Game║
Like a Fire-Fighter, I got extinguish flows to quench all coons spittin' flame║
Smooth-sailing in deep waters, even without yatch║
Destined for Victory like The 300 on a march!║
Crush coons with bare hands . . . Sugar ants! . . .Smashin' faces with hits to dent dentitions║
So Tall in this game, the reason my Level in here has gone Far 'iN' height(Fahrenheit)║
Girls cherish what I do, . . .real pureness . . .keep bringin' natural phenomena . . .that's why they study║
Gained perfection, . . .defeatin' coons flawlessly and faultlessly in this kombat║
Mergin' Love and Brutalities . . . Damn, this is fatal!║
Padlocked puzzle. . . so Unfathomable for brains to unlock. . . Dudes ain't got right combinations║
'Cos I spawn archaics in profused manner║
Everytime I go under the hood, ladies melt their wax all over my face║
Its so good, goddamn, im so Hood . . . B'itches leave their strings Below Waist!║
Jittery phonies had better withdraw 'cos I leave coons with multiple goose bumps║
Who says he's the best man? . . . Is just recitin' a fairy poem║
Entwined via various contest, . . . Dexterous with good hands in this 'Laboratory'║
No Need for Speed anger . . . It won't Drive you anywhere dude║
Abandon niggas at the corners, when I punch 'em from the center║
Continous hits at yo ill-structured face till am bestowed with a laurel║
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 1:04pm On Nov 19, 2011
Period I resist cross-swords║
En route on timbers, real woods pingin' wit Ipod║
Sway from fixed point . . .complete circumference with bey blades║
With ink, gather guts to wrestle swordmen without aid║
Except now that this lad's under LESS PRESSURE like a RETIREE║
Even capture and control at the moment, . . . niggas that be yappin' puppy║
Time and again, with the gift of the gab, I jab 'em wit punned punches from Mars║
DJ5Naira, STEEL as COIN . . . fallin' niggas with unending bricks of bars║
Like a vet, we leave 'em niggas in the doghouse║
Worded with weaponry skills, real niggas don't oust out║
This dude gat a large leg in this game like Christopher Moore║
He's steppin' aHEAD. . . haters, place yo face on floors!║
'Em niggas throw Daffy lines like a Drake, . . . I frost their sea!║
Leaving them . . .Hiphop dead! Like Nas & Preaze║
Romance / Re: Caught Cheating A Day To Marriage Proposal by EfeEkarume(m): 5:26am On Nov 17, 2011
Now playing >> 4years - Styl +
Romance / Re: More Complaints About Nigerian Women Than Men by EfeEkarume(m): 7:27pm On Nov 16, 2011
Women are created to please the eyes and trouble the mind, the reason why we'll always, always and always complain.
Romance / Re: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by EfeEkarume(m): 6:54pm On Nov 16, 2011
Mr, Cork:

They look like village farmers & hunters (no oofeinse)  undecided
They look like but they are not!
TV/Movies / Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by EfeEkarume(m): 6:40pm On Nov 16, 2011
baby-boy:



The inside of an Helicopter looks like the inside of an SUV

Then the outside looks like a helicopter documentary video that will be far different from the scene. Hollywood kò! HollyPako ni!
Romance / Re: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by EfeEkarume(m): 6:28pm On Nov 16, 2011
Mr, Cork:

is that why God made homebased Nigerians guys so ugly.  Have you seen them? undecided
No and No respectively.
Romance / Re: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by EfeEkarume(m): 2:02pm On Nov 16, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Ok I take it back. Homebased Nigerians are not really the uglyest people in Africa. It takes a real man to accept the truth! angry
" And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: . . . " - Gen 1:26
Celebrities / Re: I Was Set Up - Baba Suwe by EfeEkarume(m): 1:36pm On Nov 16, 2011
Baba Suwe was set up like an experiment.
core13:

Baba Suwe is the president of USA grin
Obama is a Yoruba actor in the movie industry : )
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 11:21am On Nov 16, 2011
I got overwhelming personality║
Don't care a hoot what niggas been layin' . . . Contro-VERS(E)y║
To this degree, listen to the word of the SAGE and make chooses!║
Inertia state. . .Yo hits . . . feather-light, it got no Power To Move . . .Me║
Droppin' hits at K rate . . . it'll leave yo Punch-drunk, . . .Niggas starts FALLIN' like DOMINOES║
Regular tide . . . the reason i pour sk-ILL-ed flows║
I make dogs sleep forever. . . Those Witness on a Watchtower . . .won't find yo Awake║
JT . . .you'd be so DEAD and long GONE!║
Lines i Throw Out are Grenade!║
Lethal bars that this Rascal dude be bringin' turn all key niggas Flat(t)║
I strike on point . . . Zeus mode . . . Raining thunderous hits to murder all Hercules!║
Nigga, yo rhyme . . . Non-rhythmical . . . You just unleashed ya daftness on-line!║
Yo line collections . . . So Off The Wall║
See, this Luis is crude! I rough handle balls . . . Suarez║
I'm the Toyman . . . The villain of this story . . . I play word here in this Smallville║
Rising high . . . Am rocket-powered, firing air-to-land missile at dawgs crawlin' on surface ground║ 
Flow so hot, I caught cold in Hades!║
Its a usual thing you b'itches see . . .Ashhhh!║
To such an extent, with your MYSTIC gene, yo can't still SHAPE-SHIFT,  . .the reason yo not IN FORM . . .AMEOBA║
Romance / Re: Why Are Women So Emotional? by EfeEkarume(m): 4:47pm On Nov 15, 2011
Women are air motional because majority of them are light witches, They fly most times at night!

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