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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 3:16pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
HOOK that i'd be dabbin' . . . Created to capture all new FISH in town║ Dischargin' more Hotlines than a Call Center . . . Meen, this lad is d'ope!║ This Backstreet Boy be Drowning their lacrimal glands with pepper-grilled bars like its a tear-gas║ In this zone, i'm the god of all gods, more or less . . . Uranus║ Even without wings, my crews are still fly. . . we just past Venus!!║ My girl . . . A wonder woman! My flow . . . So Super . . . man!! I'd be doing JUSTICE in this LEAGUE║ Nobody is perfect, but when it comes to droppin' it realest, I am Nobody!║ Weed Verses . . . you'll surely get High readin' it║ NetCee with a BSC . . . I'm so Naeto . . . see?║ My baddest lines . . . set out to cancel all bestest║ I gat the Stuff of heroes, coons just Inhale║ Its DJ5Naira, that's if you don't know║ Bleep JimmyJatt and his JUMP-OFF, i do real HIP-HOP!!║ Coons got dysentry, lil wonder they spit canals║ |
Phones / Re: What Is The Matter With Glo (globacom) Network? by EfeEkarume(m): 11:23am On Dec 13, 2011 |
Gboliwe:Mine still isn't, . . .em wait if I may ask, . . .what series of glo are you on? A 0805, A 0807, A 0705 or A 0815! |
Phones / Re: Glo Infinito Special (2k/sec Glo-glo Call) Service Gone?! by EfeEkarume(m): 6:26pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
aieromon:Thanks for the ad. I'll stop acting like a Doctor and be Patient instead ; ) |
Phones / Re: Glo Infinito Special (2k/sec Glo-glo Call) Service Gone?! by EfeEkarume(m): 9:09am On Dec 12, 2011 |
aieromon:, but mine is not. What's your advice? |
Phones / Glo Infinito Special (2k/sec Glo-glo Call) Service Gone?! by EfeEkarume(m): 6:34am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Of recent, I tried calling my special someone via glo infinito special and to my amazement, all my credit zapped away at one go, , maybe its because of the latest Glo fluctuating network? Or are they upgrading? , or just maybe the Glo Infinito Special is gone!!! |
Phones / Re: What Is The Matter With Glo (globacom) Network? by EfeEkarume(m): 5:25am On Dec 12, 2011 |
wesley80: aieromon:Lucky SIMS : ) |
Phones / Re: What Is The Matter With Glo (globacom) Network? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:12pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
tunnex190:A very keen observation. That's right. I just hope they don't scrap it off the way MTN took their Magic Number away. aieromon:Your SIM must be a lucky one then. |
Phones / Re: New MTN Tariff Plans: F&F Xpanded, Funlink Reloaded, & Super Saver by EfeEkarume(m): 3:35pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
pmartineze:I doubt if MTN will read this. |
Religion / Re: How Do We Know That Jesus Is The Son Of God? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:00am On Dec 04, 2011 |
Enigma:Quantitative reasoning at its height. Damn! Well verbally written. |
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by EfeEkarume(m): 9:41am On Dec 04, 2011 |
Windec-DJ Cabo Snoop. I'm lying oh. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 8:12pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
In this House, I place all Contest-Ants On Eviction║ Cos i'm the BigBrother in here, and i'v gathered Rights to send all coons to the Left║ My rap is your new Love, . . .you'll Fall for it║ I'd be Cronaldo in this Pitch, , even when i'm wit ya b'itch, Im All-Round(H)er║ So for all those sparrin' swordfight, it'll be better for y'all to sheathe ya swords, if not i'd be leavin' you Absolute when I spray bullets║ Radiant Lines that this dude be sizzin' got Starlight . . . it'll outshine all Flo(w)-re-Scent║ Ya rap, so off-PEAK, . . .ITS not IN YOU again!║ I'm a Seasonal Vet when it comes to Spewin' while yo Rap a Day!║ On this ring, . . .i'd be fast-forwardin' Heavy punches on these lightweight Niggas. . .leavin' faces SWOLLEN like PARTY BALLOONS║ Vultures arrive as soon as I leave scene, 'cos I turn Niggas to Carcass with Knuckle hits!║ Adamantium chords. . . More reason I push Metal bars║ Coons with V'agina lips, . . .i'll always Prick them like Lilly Wood║ As a matter of fact, this sage i'd be droppin' ain't for ya age. . .Grow Up a Little║ To this extent, the only PRO-noun that can Flow on the Go has to be another ME!!!║ I do HipHop doesn't mean you bring up a Pop Quiz, . . .'Cos I W(rap) TIGHT like ANACONDA, . . .To squeeze leavin' Coons with no Question to ask!║ Hot Bars made to set coons ablaze . . . I'd be Igniting more Flames on this floor than a Rocket Launch, . . .To Roast feets║ So fresh, So FLY . . . I ain't got time to RUN city║ I'm the MATHSET in here, y'all RULER║ Empty hens, . . . don't Fool(full) ya selves in this place, 'cos this Wolfbane is hungry║ I'm way overhead in this game, . . .Jingles that Santacoons be autographin' doesn't Ring a Bell!║ Can't make a duo, no matter whether we're Siamese Breeds║ In a Falsetto pitch, I soar like the Eagles to steep-top, other Nigga got Sore Throat║ With ya Jersey on and Boot laced, you can't FIREBALL!║ I had ran this game Barefooted even before rap started, Coons are just tracing FOOTPRINTS!║ |
Religion / Re: How Do We Know That Jesus Is The Son Of God? by EfeEkarume(m): 7:26am On Dec 03, 2011 |
Click this link http://ehow.com/how-do-we-know-that-Jesus-is-the-son-of-God.html and you'll know how. Don't trust me. |
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by EfeEkarume(m): 5:51am On Dec 02, 2011 |
No one!!! |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Goes Blind? No! by EfeEkarume(m): 5:25am On Dec 02, 2011 |
Mercy Johnson, Bartimeus, Ray Charles, Love, Stevie Wonder all share a lot in common. They are all blind!!! |
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by EfeEkarume(m): 5:42pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
Someone just inbox'ed me the MTN airtime I requested for earlier on. . . .As I was yarning before, alternatively, . . .guys, look at your clothes! Any faeces stains? If no, good for you, but if yes, then i'm afraid your girlfriend is 'shiting' on you : ) |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 6:12am On Nov 29, 2011 |
A newbie might find it difficult to locate that thread. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 10:56am On Nov 28, 2011 |
Gratis chalk talk connects amidst daydream, . . .This Conk be boundless║ Dart at any chance, bullets that niggas be firing. . . So they Miss me║ Oldskool niggas be Spittin' more fake headlines than PM News!║ But this dude, spinnin' sharp cuts like Kung Lao . . . leavin' coons with more SCRATCH than LICE ON A HEAD║ Im Ray Charles to all ya bulls'hit║ I Pound sterling bars. . .See i've got standard!║ Ruler of the pack. . . B'itches still call me Goodluck . . .Even without hat║ Shoot Sahara up in the sky . . . i'll still leave you High and Dry║ In this Game, i'll make you Suffer like Job and Kratos║ Lines niggas be sketchin' . . . So boring . . .its like Watching grass grow!║ Their clique's got a BB Bold, yet y'all still rap shy║ |
Politics / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On Removal Of Farida Waziri by EfeEkarume(m): 3:04pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
. . .and there appeared on them cloven tongues of fire resting on their head, . . .and Patrick started speaking in a known tongue : ) |
Romance / Re: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:41am On Nov 26, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:Nobody said it, only you just did. talina:I'd bet on that too. |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EfeEkarume(m): 11:08am On Nov 22, 2011 |
This dude CHANGES b'itch like an automobile GEARBOX | Super rap sound. . . That's why my flow . . . AUTO | |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 6:40am On Nov 22, 2011 |
Still upfront in this track . . . sending niggas in train to their graves again║ Youngsters puttin' up a show tryin' to gain circus fame║ I place niggas who'd be diss stressin'. . . over the edge with my OPEN verse . . . Cos i'm the ALPHA male!║ Tic tac toe skill . . . I X and Zero niggas on boards and those in the Game║ Like a Fire-Fighter, I got extinguish flows to quench all coons spittin' flame║ Smooth-sailing in deep waters, even without yatch║ Destined for Victory like The 300 on a march!║ Crush coons with bare hands . . . Sugar ants! . . .Smashin' faces with hits to dent dentitions║ So Tall in this game, the reason my Level in here has gone Far 'iN' height(Fahrenheit)║ Girls cherish what I do, . . .real pureness . . .keep bringin' natural phenomena . . .that's why they study║ Gained perfection, . . .defeatin' coons flawlessly and faultlessly in this kombat║ Mergin' Love and Brutalities . . . Damn, this is fatal!║ Padlocked puzzle. . . so Unfathomable for brains to unlock. . . Dudes ain't got right combinations║ 'Cos I spawn archaics in profused manner║ Everytime I go under the hood, ladies melt their wax all over my face║ Its so good, goddamn, im so Hood . . . B'itches leave their strings Below Waist!║ Jittery phonies had better withdraw 'cos I leave coons with multiple goose bumps║ Who says he's the best man? . . . Is just recitin' a fairy poem║ Entwined via various contest, . . . Dexterous with good hands in this 'Laboratory'║ No Need for Speed anger . . . It won't Drive you anywhere dude║ Abandon niggas at the corners, when I punch 'em from the center║ Continous hits at yo ill-structured face till am bestowed with a laurel║ |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 1:04pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
Period I resist cross-swords║ En route on timbers, real woods pingin' wit Ipod║ Sway from fixed point . . .complete circumference with bey blades║ With ink, gather guts to wrestle swordmen without aid║ Except now that this lad's under LESS PRESSURE like a RETIREE║ Even capture and control at the moment, . . . niggas that be yappin' puppy║ Time and again, with the gift of the gab, I jab 'em wit punned punches from Mars║ DJ5Naira, STEEL as COIN . . . fallin' niggas with unending bricks of bars║ Like a vet, we leave 'em niggas in the doghouse║ Worded with weaponry skills, real niggas don't oust out║ This dude gat a large leg in this game like Christopher Moore║ He's steppin' aHEAD. . . haters, place yo face on floors!║ 'Em niggas throw Daffy lines like a Drake, . . . I frost their sea!║ Leaving them . . .Hiphop dead! Like Nas & Preaze║ |
Romance / Re: Caught Cheating A Day To Marriage Proposal by EfeEkarume(m): 5:26am On Nov 17, 2011 |
Now playing >> 4years - Styl + |
Romance / Re: More Complaints About Nigerian Women Than Men by EfeEkarume(m): 7:27pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Women are created to please the eyes and trouble the mind, the reason why we'll always, always and always complain. |
Romance / Re: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by EfeEkarume(m): 6:54pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:They look like but they are not! |
TV/Movies / Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by EfeEkarume(m): 6:40pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
baby-boy:Then the outside looks like a helicopter documentary video that will be far different from the scene. Hollywood kò! HollyPako ni! |
Romance / Re: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by EfeEkarume(m): 6:28pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:No and No respectively. |
Romance / Re: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by EfeEkarume(m): 2:02pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:" And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: . . . " - Gen 1:26 |
Celebrities / Re: I Was Set Up - Baba Suwe by EfeEkarume(m): 1:36pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Baba Suwe was set up like an experiment. core13:Obama is a Yoruba actor in the movie industry : ) |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 11:21am On Nov 16, 2011 |
I got overwhelming personality║ Don't care a hoot what niggas been layin' . . . Contro-VERS(E)y║ To this degree, listen to the word of the SAGE and make chooses!║ Inertia state. . .Yo hits . . . feather-light, it got no Power To Move . . .Me║ Droppin' hits at K rate . . . it'll leave yo Punch-drunk, . . .Niggas starts FALLIN' like DOMINOES║ Regular tide . . . the reason i pour sk-ILL-ed flows║ I make dogs sleep forever. . . Those Witness on a Watchtower . . .won't find yo Awake║ JT . . .you'd be so DEAD and long GONE!║ Lines i Throw Out are Grenade!║ Lethal bars that this Rascal dude be bringin' turn all key niggas Flat(t)║ I strike on point . . . Zeus mode . . . Raining thunderous hits to murder all Hercules!║ Nigga, yo rhyme . . . Non-rhythmical . . . You just unleashed ya daftness on-line!║ Yo line collections . . . So Off The Wall║ See, this Luis is crude! I rough handle balls . . . Suarez║ I'm the Toyman . . . The villain of this story . . . I play word here in this Smallville║ Rising high . . . Am rocket-powered, firing air-to-land missile at dawgs crawlin' on surface ground║ Flow so hot, I caught cold in Hades!║ Its a usual thing you b'itches see . . .Ashhhh!║ To such an extent, with your MYSTIC gene, yo can't still SHAPE-SHIFT, . .the reason yo not IN FORM . . .AMEOBA║ |
Romance / Re: Why Are Women So Emotional? by EfeEkarume(m): 4:47pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
Women are air motional because majority of them are light witches, They fly most times at night! |
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