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Nairaland / General / Re: Do Wild Animals Exist In Nigeria: Not Zoos O! by EfeEkarume(m): 11:20am On Nov 02, 2011
190_@:

please where can i see bush fowl meat to buy
Head to the bush.
Nairaland / General / Re: Do Wild Animals Exist In Nigeria: Not Zoos O! by EfeEkarume(m): 11:00am On Nov 02, 2011
Natasha,,:

^Derenle is now with channel O cheesy
Who replaced him on soundcity? His cousin?
TV/Movies / Re: What is Your Favorite Epic Fantasy Movie Of All Time by EfeEkarume(m): 8:01pm On Nov 01, 2011
Action film: The movie.
Health / Re: HIV/AIDS Vs Cancer by EfeEkarume(m): 7:42pm On Nov 01, 2011
eghost247:

i believe every disease should be publicized and people should be informed about everything that can damage their health
Even cold!
Phones / Re: Difference Between GPRS And EDGE by EfeEkarume(m): 3:25pm On Nov 01, 2011
The difference is in its spelling : )
Religion / Re: Are Men Of God Good Role Models? by EfeEkarume(m): 3:22pm On Nov 01, 2011
Ah! No oh! Men of God are not good role model at all at all. They are the best!!!
Romance / Re: Best Way To Handle Trust Issues In A Relationship: by EfeEkarume(m): 2:59pm On Nov 01, 2011
My FacebookStatus few months ago . . .'' Men should learn to trust their woman and not always thrust them. ''
Culture / Re: Can You Name 5 Of The "other" Languages In Nigeria? by EfeEkarume(m): 2:10pm On Nov 01, 2011
C++ Basic Pascal Pidgin and em, Q Basic!
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by EfeEkarume(m): 12:17pm On Nov 01, 2011
190_@:

[size=18pt]falls from TREE [/size]
What were you doing on the tree you monkey!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 10:19am On Nov 01, 2011
DJ5Naira is here, y'all kobo . . . i bring real wisdom to all rap olòdò║
Zap udeme, i represent greatness, check out my rhyme  . . . so latest║
Dem lil mouse acting lion king, . . .  i LAY 'em DOWN like RAT TRAP on ground║
Lines like FROZEN SYRUP . . . so HARD to SWALLOW . . .a single drop║
For y'all to be the best, you gotta beat the best . . . and that's ME! The first!║
I PLAYWORD like SCRABBLE║
Lines so supernatural . . . you just neutral ║
I STRIKE niggas dead with bars like GUITAR STRINGS║
My flows cause more SPARK than TWO STONES║
Im S.I.C.K man, yeah am S(till).I(n).C(harge).K? that's why i drop ill(EEL) lines . . . so ELECTRIC ║
Bars . . . so HOT and SPICY . . . call it BAR-BECUE║
I bring lil twist in this game, like oliver, niggas ask for more║
Well fortified with strong liver . . .unleashin' tremor on those weakheads who spit gutter ║
I stand on no piano, but am always on key . . . spining fake heads with sweet hits from the street║
You're my enemy but yo gurl sent me a friend request║
Listen up fake wrappers, imma get a scissors . . . so i cut yo crap║
Gbraaaa!
Nairaland / General / Re: Do Wild Animals Exist In Nigeria: Not Zoos O! by EfeEkarume(m): 9:46am On Nov 01, 2011
olawalebab:

Who tell you say Derenle is still in soundcity?
The same person who told me Terry G is still in the music industry.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 12:45am On Oct 29, 2011
>>>>>>>>>>>PHASE 1<<<<<<<<<<<<<
This is no skit , am killing The Beat , no FM, you be feeling the Rhythm cos am so Cool within║
Flows heavenly . . . they'll rapture your spirit for real║
I pardon ya mind , like am far too kind║
I PACKAGE all bad a.s.s like ZIP FILES, this is true talk and no lies ║
I got them off their seats , like its hot ║
I am serious , like 2lovers in cot ║
Im the bestest, bleep nikki ║
I RUN this city my feets BLEED and i flow with milk and honey , so sweet ║
Like bin laden , am deadly. . . my punches are TIGHT like BOXER'S FIST , for you to come out at me you have to be rap fit if not we make you feast ║
Im so damn HOT like i got GIN in genes║
I POSSESS your battle field like BARCELONA team║
I correct ya mistakes , no TiPeX║
Im BANGING b.itche.s like am CLOSING DOORS║
Like BB without RIM , nobody wants to PING ║
>>>>>>>>>>>PHASE 2<<<<<<<<<<<<< 
Im the picture in ya dreams, you'll get SHOT like i held a CAMERA║
Im a big lad, anywhere i am, ladies call me Mr Biggs in my area ║
. . .and when they step on my toes, i BREAK their legs like its GLASS║
I play diss game on all wings like Giggs║
Im no b.i.t.ch, but i change ya weather like STORM║
I drop pin-point lines . . . they'll prick ya till you groan║
I drop more BULL S-HI.T than a BULL A.N.US║
Im READY 2 GO like STYLPLUS║
Ya flow can never be this MINTY even if you lick LEMON PLUS║
Like walking with a SNAIL, you GO-SLOW . . . NO TRAFFIC ║
Bit.ches love me cos i gat the magic stick ║
Groundnut chaffs . . . see am blowing hot punches in ya face making them SWELL like BALLOONS║
Im no JESUS, but ma flows WAKE THE DEAD up ║
Nairaland / General / Re: Do Wild Animals Exist In Nigeria: Not Zoos O! by EfeEkarume(m): 12:20am On Oct 29, 2011
Yes Oh! One exists in soundcity---Denrele! The other exists in the music industry; shangalo master. Who else? Mr Terry G!!!
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Tatoo's Her Whole Back [picture} ! by EfeEkarume(m): 12:14pm On Oct 28, 2011
The so-called tattoo didn't cover her whole back like they said, it was just an arc.  On a second thought, is that really a tattoo?! I really doubt; who knows, maybe she bought a chewing gum, opened it and used the temporary tattoo sticker wrapped around the gum to plaster on her back just to create hype which she perfectly did successfully. Am pretty sure, a couple of bath scrubs and everything will wear out like fake gold.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 12:00pm On Oct 28, 2011
mikuz:

How's tonight freestyle gonna be like?
Cos im dropping some bars.
The same thing you do everynight mickey, trying to take over rap world : )
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by EfeEkarume(m): 11:18pm On Oct 27, 2011
Send me MTN airtime worth about a thousand five hundred, and i'll explain exquisitely and descriptively how to know if she's cheating.
Family / Re: I Am Very Unhappy In My Marriage by EfeEkarume(m): 6:13pm On Oct 27, 2011
Make yourself happy, buy BasketMouth Uncensored DVD plate and laugh your unhappiness away.
Literature / Re: The Book That Profoundly Imparted Your Life? by EfeEkarume(m): 4:37pm On Oct 27, 2011
FaceBOOK. It has made me know what's on people's mind without me asking them.
Literature / Re: Would You Buy A Book Written In Pidgin English? by EfeEkarume(m): 12:52pm On Oct 27, 2011
Imagine the Holy bible written in pidgin : ) As for your question bò, I will buy it if I have money.
Forum Games / Re: Words Ending With '-ism' by EfeEkarume(m): 12:19pm On Oct 27, 2011
ism.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 8:36pm On Oct 25, 2011
basseyotu:

I CRACK even d ILLEST OF THEM
You just cracked my ribs! Now am laughing : )
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 12:53am On Oct 25, 2011
mikuz:

. . Now you gat a home theatre of (ya) dreams!!/
See! beefing me aint Suit-able for ya skin . . Even if ya tongue is Sugar-Coat-ed!/

And get thumbs up . . When i beat you hands down!/
iSee iLike iTrip iLove iLoL.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 12:38am On Oct 25, 2011
: ) Without wings, this garçon is still sky-fly . . . i exhale tension and when i flow , they're fearing║
Lil dude is nosediving straight down ya block  . . . crash landing║
I'll WARRI(worry) you like DELTA, i ain't in no hurry║
Niggas know me well cos i live them wit a story to tell║
You are a cursed pregnant b1tch, you can't deliver ║
I won't be needing red paint, i'll always be reddy(ready) for you ║
Im way past your PRIME . . . You're so DIM ║
You rap loose , i'll take you to Egypt so you learn from the mummies ║
Im like IROKO . . . so OUT STANDING . . . y'all sitting down like you're on a long thing║
My punches knock the skeletons out of ya body, leaving you boneless in a body║
iFlow make ladies like you lol, its like its got many HUMOURS(humus) like manure ║
My lines dazes y'all, turning all heads UPSIDE DOWN like BAT║
Behind scenes  . . . i defeat all enemies by any means even if y'all feminines║
I lay low on no pillow after i commit crhyme(crime) see rhymes║
Yo b1tch knows i PULL all dogs DOWN like my FLUSH HANDLE║
Like a bird humming i tweet her (TWITTER) when i on bed wit her i make yo LADY  go GAGA as i POKE-HER-FACE and slam her without rubber║
I punch your face around, burst ya eyeball till you dull you won't even see me cos yo be wearing iPAD(eye pad) i bring DARKNESS to ya front like GUINESS║
You can't outclass my shine cos i flow with delight(the light) leavin y'all alone in the dark ,║
J.S PARK outta here dude. . . ya lines are way too blurred, oh am beginning to get bored║
Don't feel you run this game solo, i'll overpower you like we are billion clones oh no║
You're so rewind,  . . .even if you stay in LAG-os you still LAG behind  ║
Think you've got class whereas am schooling versities║
Real nigga call me . . . florida(flow rider) . . . i screw drive all nutty(naughty) nigga back to their woods║
Yayy, . . . you're too meek no wonder ya lines soft like icecream║
My bars are alien . . . you find them in milky way  . . .way way beyond your reach║
. . . and if you're asked to spot the meanest zone in battle rap, . . .tell them out loud . . . Its on nairaland nigga!║
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 6) On 23rd October 2011 by EfeEkarume(m): 9:34am On Oct 24, 2011
Manchester city turned their theatre of dreams into realities. Sir Ferguson is seeing things now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 6) On 23rd October 2011 by EfeEkarume(m): 9:31am On Oct 24, 2011
Holyguy22:

If this can help,
1. Tottenham Hotspurs 4-1
Manchester United 1995/96 (we
won the league)
2. Southampton 6-3 Manchester
United 1996/97 (we won the league)
3. Newcastle United 5-0 Manchester
United 1996/97 (we won the league)
4. Chelsea 5-0 Manchester United
1999/00 (we won the league)
5. Manchester United 1-4 Liverpool
2008/09 ( we won the league)
from https://www.facebook.com/
Glory.Glory.Man.United.Best/
posts/278253385542400

>>>FACT!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 5:40am On Oct 24, 2011
Im so mutherfuckin' high, I see heaven's gate ║
Lil niggas think they've gone far in the game, look am more CLOSER to you than your SINGLET║
Like a real mod, i promise you . . . no òjòrò even if niggas passes ogògòro at me . . .lol║
Like a RETIRED PR.OS.TITUTE, I DON'T GIVE A Zap! how am hated here . . . call it rate if you wanna║
Its ONLY ME in here, stepping on fake heads with no fear NO 2FACE║
Rate me bottom for all i care i'll ever remain ON TOP of you like your B.I.TCH RIBBON║
This is not a rap y'all, just saying a piece(peace) of my mind, . . . and i'll still speak war . . . if need be║
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 5:00am On Oct 24, 2011
mikuz:

Up ya game or quit ! No pun intended. Hommie!
I hear you mickey mouse, ooks, sorry . . . mikuz.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 11:04pm On Oct 23, 2011
mikuz:

^ Crap!
Are you trying to say you C-rap!(see rap!) or did you just . . . : )
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 4:25pm On Oct 23, 2011
This is ma sunday tonic for all dehydrated niggas, sip diss if you got lips. . .
Saw IV . . . oh yes there'll be blood . . .stains on the stage║
Even those that come to ya funeral, i'll show them . . .no love . . . Eminem Lilwayne║
Bars are treasure . . . so hard to find, even if you're at the bottom of sea║
Lyrical lines rated T.G (tò good) | my flows . . . e.r-otic fantasy . . . you don't wanna wake up║
Package all emcees IN-BOX like MESSAGES║
Like PONCHÈ . . . my punches make you see TRIPLE in 3's║
The lines I drop are not 'cursed' that's why I 'deliver' them smooth without 'labour' . . . read 'genesis' and you won't still roger║
Don't think my lines, it'll leave ya brain more DISORGANISED than the LETTERS on ya computer KEYBOARD║
Listen dog, don't raise your lil vocal CHORD at me cos i'll always come at you in FULL SWING like JANGOLOVER║
I ain't into JIGSAW puzzle but the lines i spit got you THINKING║
Come along with ya Winning 11, you'll still LOSE like SUPER EAGLES║
Imma ban you from diss game, no appeal║
I drop solid bars on you like manna from heaven, they'll force your head to sink inside neck║
You niggas will always COME BACK to my line like A REWIND MOVIE║
BEATING me only makes you a DRUMMER LAD . . . keep your sticks dude and save it for church day║
You dogs bark in tongues . . . stop preaching and start leaving║
I'm shawn WRIGHT(right) philip at diss, all negroes . . . TO THE LEFT like BEYONCE║
There's only one boy in the world who can write like diss(this) --- EfeEkarume!║
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 5:26am On Oct 22, 2011
This is my weekend recipe, so lock all taps bring ya buckets let me refill 'em wit flows║
I pity void niggas who come out here and drop count-er-feit lines cuz it'll be better you gather b1tches leg and count-her-feet║
Am the mordsith in here, i BRING all dead flows BACK TO LIFE like EVANESCENCE║
Game over dog, you kip losing even if you cheat all through║
I got big legs that's why my shoes, you can't fit in║
I don't want to dethrone you with ya head attached to the crown i don't want to live you headless║
I don't want to RIP you apart like my CD PLATE i don't want to create a hole inside your belly ║
Stare at the cloud a lil bit what do you see, my name written in the stars║
B1tches got me IN their HEAD like their FACEBOOK PASSWORD║
Am the doctor while y'all patient so i inject reality into all fake a.s.s(fakers)║
Look, this is the koko, i see you all cos am above you, hide your ugly heads cos i'll kip pressing U down like LETTERS on a KEYBOARD║

Even if you press-up you can't be this rap fit ║
What a man can do, you b1tches can't do better ║
Am a PRO here but if you chose to attach VERB no problem║
I flow with sound lines FASTER than TIMAYA'S INSTRUMENTAL║
I TAKE CHARGE of your WORLD like i spin EARTH with my index FINGER ║
Wanna come at me? close your eyes cos i poke niggas blind with my lines ║
You're a madman no wonder you live in the street ║
There's no point dissing me, its like bringing your bare fist to a knife fight, ahh, not right║
Emcees, go get a life and stop living mine . . . even if my life is for rent i won't sell . . . ain't singing DIDO║
Am not like you senseless chickens, empty hen (MTN) i GLO with the 'wind' even 'AIR'-TEL (air tell)║
I obey the title of this thread that's why i flow for rank! ║
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 8:08pm On Oct 21, 2011
Clone niggas back off cos the vengeance i bring, so strong will pull your back off║
My flows got claws(CLAUS) like SANTA it OPEN all niggas up like CHRISTMAS GIFTS║
You niggas claim to be 'in the game' that's why i CONTROL y'all like i held my SEGA PAD║
You so TOILET so i'ma kip kip S-HITing(cheating) on you in dissland(this land) ║
I got more STEADY flows than ALTERNATING CURRENT ain't teaching physics in here║
I drop SPARKLING bars like a MILLION DIAMONDS enough to blind your cat . . . more reason you'll keep watching me glitter even if am no gold ║
You're too small for me that's the reason you'll always stay ON my HAND like a BLACKBERRY ║
I tell them nigga who wanna 'beef' me to 'roll' up, cuz you'll never bring a perfect diss even if you practice║
I rap without ma P-E.N.I.S on my HEAD, that's y i don't F.U-C.K UP║ 
So don't bother throwing a beef at me, i just eat it║
Fresh flows tight flows that's what i bring, weak lines wack lines, that's all i see║
Like you is the b!tch i (teach her) ║
Am so hot i held the sun with my barehand and its like am holding icecube║
My lines set you up on fire leaving you to BURN like PLASTICS in the STREET║
After God you have Me to fear so don't even go there if not my wrath is what you'll see . . .that's if you have eyes║
If you gat phone credit, call me . . . DJ5Naira ║
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by EfeEkarume(m): 6:02pm On Oct 21, 2011
phraze:

EFE is the best here TREAT him, all of you WITH some RESECT/, EFE call that number you seeing incase i need tips from you, you could send just a tex, i need you on my phone list.

Yeah man, am ill of insult : ) I need the doctors in here to treat me with respect : ) But your signature says ''ladies call, '' , and am a male.

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