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[size=30pt]see mine if I were to be a woman.[/size]

yusaze807:
She would have been a handsome man right... The OAP showed off what she would look like as a man.

Caption: If I were a boy....I'd still be kinda hot actually. Lol!! #SnapChat ToolzSnap #BeardGang

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEwVOyPE3W5/?taken-by=toolzo

[size=30pt]Is d car taking much fuel? Have to check the brain box cos that's what I trying to stop in my car now. Gud luck.[/size]

SuperSuave:
Good morning everyone. Permit me to just go straight to the point.

My brother got a second hand Toyota corolla 2003 model in December and it was working perfectly, about 2weeks ago he changed the engine oil(Total quartz 5000) and we started to notice some smoke from the exhaust pipe(a neighbour said he noticed the smoke before then) he thought it was the engine oil that caused the smoke so he called the former owner who told him he uses Forte oil for the car then.

We called a mechanic in the neighborhood who checked it and said it's not the oil, they regulated a lot of things ranging from the "eflometer"(not sure of the correct spelling) to buying new plugs, washing the nozzles and all but the smoke didn't stop.

What I noticed is that after doing the above things the smoke changed from black to white which I think is normal because the car doesn't smoke now unless you raise it to 5+ on the gauge or whatever but my brother is still not satisfied.

My question is: is it possible for a car not to smoke at all even raising it to 5+ on the gauge abi wet in dem dey call am?

A Nigerian girl has sent the internet buzzing with mixed reactions after saying that a man cannot call himself a boyfriend if he can't give his girl N50k to make hair monthly. http://www.247nigerianewsupdate.co/2016/04/nigerians-slam-abuja-girl-for-saying.html?m=1

[size=30pt]is it all about sex, that u girls make demands most times? Abeg change that mentality. So one cannot enjoy a healthy relationship with no benefits attached? [/size]

prettythicksme:
Ode nie if u cant call ur mother wen u need sex,den ur r a bastard

[size=30pt]Uyo is #160 it's annoying and d stations bring in fuel twice a week. To me that's not scarcity it's exploitation and it need to be checked. [/size]

Omooba77:
You mean Ikot Ekpene near Uyo ?

[size=30pt]even ur kids at a point u allow them make their own decisions[/size]

evegran:
You sound very pained.
Someone can assume one of em duped or dumped you.

Are you their dad? Or even remotely related to any of em?
It's their life, they can do whatever the Bleep they want with it.

Learn to allow people make their own decisions, especially when they're not your kids.

[size=30pt]Muna baby, we went to d same school in Benin BIU together with Uti Nwachukwu. She Read ISD. [/size]

[size=30pt]I phone battery is not detachable. That's y he didn't bother to check maybe[/size].

HungerBAD:
I don't believe this story.

Who buys stuff without checking it out?

[size=30pt]She looks like a guy in a wig. Just saying. [/size]

confamgist237:
The actress shared this no make up selfie, writing

''This is my real face o..Nomakeup''

Pretty woman!



https://www.instagram.com/p/BDQVY13BnDB/?hl=en

[size=30pt]what rubbish 're u talking about? Re u God that give riches? Did ur dad have a house or a car wen she married ur father? [/size]

Strahovski1:
I agree with everything up there.

Sad but true, most guys marry for sex. You see broke dudes looking to settle down. Settle down with what? That's why poverty rate is increasing. Why give birth when yo cannot even eat 3 times a day?

If only women will understand.

P.s are you an accountant? Love the thread

[size=30pt] the girl at the second right said she rather bee self mad. Noted[/size]

AlexReports:
With regards to her self rise to fame based on her consistent hardwork on social media, four undergraduates of Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka, Cliff Amaka, Cynthia Iremeka Patrick, Jenny Obicheta and Rose Domnic moved to commend her for her motivation and role model influence on them and thousands of youths.

The four female Fans of the popular blogg‎er Linda Ikeji took to the streets of the university to showcase placards with several motivational inscriptions like " You are stronger than you think, believe in yourself", "Accept the challenges so that you feel the exhilaration of victory" ,  " I would rather be self made" and " Motivating and empowering young women"

This action from the girls directed to the Lagos based blogger is unconnected to the her recent move to support young Ladies with 10million Naira fund and her self independent source of livelihood.

Speaking to a blogger ‎AlexReports, one of the ladies Amaka said this move it's not sponsored or to attract her attention but eulogise a young woman who rose to fame doing what she loves doing irrespective of her humble background. The blogger applauded Linda Ikeji and celebrated the girls' courage to pose and take the pictures at a black gate, dipicting Linda's controversial black gate before her recent acquisition of a Mansion at Banana Island. This goes a long to show that people somewhere far watch with curiosity what you do.

Linda Ikeji replied the girls when they tagged it on her Insta‎gram that they should meet...

Let's the story unfold, love your guts girls!
http://www.alexreports.info/2016/03/role-model-linda-ikeji-female-fans-take.html?m=0

[size=30pt]Olodo everywhere. Oga look at the map again. It's not extreme north it's at the centre where we have sane people not extremists. [/size]

MILFangela:
Yeye dey smell

Was Peter Obi not the Governor Of Anambra state when he ordered the Police to shoot some protesting members of Massob and throw their dead bodies into the Ezu River?


The truth of the matter is that none of your politicians are in support of your biafra ambition. They are all after their own personal aggrandisement. If Obi or Umeh wins the election, wouldnt they be going to Abuja? Is Abuja not in the North? Did Nnamdi Kanu not tell you ibos to leave the North?

[size=30pt]that's made in China suv not innoson[/size]

OgaJonah:
innoson RANGE ROVER......

[size=30pt] that depends on how it is said, then u will know the intention. [/size]

Adaure4ever:
Is that so? I doubt it. What abt pretence? Anyone can fake the "I Love You Too"

[size=30pt]u didn't spell it well[/size]

jchima14:
I just searched illuminati.com and there is no site like that

[size=30pt] It could be 999[/size]

[size=30pt]The judge is their fans[/size]

glaber:
All this our yeyebrities sef can be funny sometimes, who is now the judge that he is reporting to on twitter... Lol

[size=30pt]U see him face? [/size]

SillyeRabbit:
It is wrong to post his pictures online without his consent.

What is happening these days ?

[size=30pt] to me, it looks like she sat on a wet seat[/size]

[size=30pt] was it the smoke that made her slim? She is in gud shape. [/size]

cruzita:
see as that slim girl dey pour smoke I wonder how she go take fat.

[size=30pt] for masturbation purposes[/size]

Mariecakes:
but what do they need topless for

[size=30pt] is it in the constitution? He has not finish helping family na friend him go help. Does he look like who needs help? They re just catching up old times[/size]

Pidggin:
He needs to help his friends financially

[size=30pt] my mum is in her husband's house looking like she was married just yesterday not like some single mothers/ladies looking over used cos they re not settled. Always seen with different men that never stays. [/size]

doveda:
Knew what? Are you telling us that your mum is a fading beauty too?

[size=30pt]I was expecting a lot of ladies to attack this thread. So they knew? [/size]

[size=30pt]it's not money, he just got matured. That's all I see. [/size]

[size=30pt] his eyes in dat pics looks like a man stress out from sexual activities. I. E he just came not long ago before the pics was taken. [/size]

[size=30pt]Madam did he say the two eyes? Go back to his thread again. [/size]

ignis:
Your eyes was poked.
Which eyes are you now using to type this trash?

[size=30pt] I'm sure it's a girl's idea. Just saying. [/size]

[size=30pt]madam its not grass o!!!! Na green carpet rug[/size]

kihemeje96:
A car different from what we see everyday was pictured on the streets of Akure as it plated in carpet grass and has indeed left people with mixed reactions. Some consider it a creative work while some consider it disgusting. See more photos of the car below:

http://www.news-world-update.com/2016/01/see-car-in-akure-that-has-got-everyone.html

[size=30pt]With dat nose ring on her face, she looks like some beast of burden. [/size]

[size=30pt]Be careful for what u wish for!!! [/size]

musicwriter:
There was actually a documentary about that, I think on Discovery channel or National geographic. Rats were frozen for 7 days and later brought back to life upon thawing. It's just the same way sperms are frozen for years until being implanted into a woman's womb, when there's need to birth a child.

The idea is to get the science advanced such that humans can decide to die temporarily. When the science is fully developed, people can pay and go on a sort of "death holiday" for complete peace of mind. Depending on your requested service package you could decide to die for 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, and so on, as you wish.

It's certainly the kind of science I would like to volunteer for, if need be. I can't wait to die!