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RomanceBeautiful Poem On The Other Room by efonat(op): 7:00am On Dec 03, 2017
THE OTHER ROOM...

The other room
Where a woman pretends
To be weak
So that a man
Can believe he is strong
Where a woman pretends
To be foolish
So that a man
Can say he is wise
Where a woman stoops
So that a man can conquer.

The other room
Where gods of men
Become worshipers of women
Where leaders of thought
Become minions
Of the bleeders blood
Where wielders of power
Succumb to power.

The other room
Where the brashness of testosterone
Yields to the bra straps of estrogen
Where the bravado of masculinity
Is tamed by the wiles of femininity
Where the turgid
Becomes the flaccid

Three rooms
In a house
One in which a man
Believes he is king
Two in which
He realizes
A woman is god!
Hmmmmmm!

********

*The Other Room*

In the other room
Hardened men become beggars
The queen becomes the king too
The king, just a beggarly page

In the other room
We cry for joy
Beg to be injured
For there, we enjoy pain

In the other room
We beg to suck milkless breasts
Accept every proposal
And promise any thing

In the other room
Fate of nations are decided
Destinies of men are fixed
Death warrants are signed

The other room
What a room...� �
BusinessRe: In What Business Can I Invest #1,000,000 And Get A Profit Of #4,000 Daily? by efonat(m): 11:46pm On Nov 28, 2017
4k daily is too small for that kind of money. I invest 100k and I get 12k daily.
FamilyRe: 17-Year-Old Boy Buys A Car For His Mother In Lagos. See Reactions (Photo, Video) by efonat(m): 9:45pm On Nov 26, 2017
His whistle blowing paid off
FashionRe: The Contestants Of Miss Ife World Pageant (Photos) by efonat(m): 9:44pm On Nov 23, 2017
Na beauty with brains dey win am o.
MzLaurel:
Nice one. Though I stand a chance of winning if I go for the contest.
Miss Benin nur try at all. Make she nur go fall our hands.
RomanceRe: 18-year-old Model Sells Virginity For $3m To Abu Dhabi Businessman (photos) by efonat(m): 5:35am On Nov 17, 2017
No advertise too much before politician use u do money/power rituals.
Mairi:
my own dey here dey waste
BusinessRe: Top 10 Things Nigerians Spend Their Money On by efonat(m): 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2017
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike And His Team Arrive New York City In Style Ahead Of Award. Photos by efonat(m): 8:43pm On Oct 31, 2017
We need to talk on something
Factfinder1:
Just like dat??
CrimeRe: The Married Woman Who Died With Her Lover In A Car During Sex In Lagos Pictured by efonat(m): 1:46pm On Oct 31, 2017
They must have died of food poison or something related.
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike And His Team Arrive New York City In Style Ahead Of Award. Photos by efonat(m): 4:52am On Oct 31, 2017
Whats up? Call me dear, 07031640807
Factfinder1:
Watch how they will obey and follow every protocol...but as soon as they arrive Lagos airport they will bridge all security protocols and cut corners....I witnessed such in Lagos in 2014 same Nigerian big men that were on que with us in hitro acting nice and following procedures became beast as soon as they arrived Lagos airport.... The bad habit is in us as a people and we are celebrated here for it but can't try such outside Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike And His Team Arrive New York City In Style Ahead Of Award. Photos by efonat(m): 4:50am On Oct 31, 2017
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RomanceRe: My Wife's Cousin Has Visited & She's Luring Me With Her Thighs-kenyan Man (pics by efonat(m): 4:43am On Oct 31, 2017
Oga click on the link after the first photo o[i][/i]
LemonBoy1:
I thought the cousin was wearing bikini or some skiny bum shot oh....

Some men are not smiling...were are the thighs sef? He should better be careful oh, before another case of "girl murders rapist uncle happens again"... Luring you ko, boring you ni
RomanceRe: My Wife's Cousin Has Visited & She's Luring Me With Her Thighs-kenyan Man (pics by efonat(m): 4:41am On Oct 31, 2017
Did u click on the link above for more photos?
9jvirgin:
All I can see is a Grandmother-like woman seated. How old is his wife? This guy is a sick individual, he needs help ASAP.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Chilling In His Hood In Ojuelegba Surulere Pic + Video by efonat(m): 9:29pm On Oct 30, 2017
He wan take selfie with wizzy.
bercarray:
what could that guy in blue be doing on his phone that made him concentrate on it like or e dey play game ni for the first 3 pics na im phone im dey look.
CelebritiesRe: E-money Shows Off Bedtime Routine In New Photos by efonat(m): 3:29pm On Oct 27, 2017
Is he a bachelor? I tot he is married!
TV/MoviesRe: Startimes Shades Tstv On Twitter (photos) by efonat(m): 9:43am On Oct 19, 2017
This is what startimes get wen they employ someone with no work experience. Who know how she got there. I doubt if its on merit.
CallMeDrino:
Startimes Decoder Twitter handler might just have triggered the anger of Nigerians, after she gave some unprofessional savage responses to customer’s questions on Social media.

It all started when the account announced that their handler, Oluwaseun will be taking in questions:
“I am Oluwaseun (StarTimes Social Media Handler), feel free to ask me anything today. #STopenDay”

A twitter user identified as Isaacogieva decided to ask why the management decided to remove a station from airing:


http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/startimes-shades-tstv-on-twitter-photos.html
EducationRe: Student Acknowledged His Sweetheart In His Seminar & His Professor Lecturer Did by efonat(m): 8:42pm On Oct 16, 2017
If it's private, he shouldn't have made it public. Private issues should be kept private.
ceeceeuwa:
Who made him the judge over his private life?
EducationRe: Student Acknowledged His Sweetheart In His Seminar & His Professor Lecturer Did by efonat(m): 8:45am On Oct 16, 2017
The problem is not the sweeheart he mentioned but the miss. That means hes not married to her yet.
Enskynelson:
Prof is of the view that the guy has questionable character by acknowledging a lady who he called sweetheart in his project and feels the guy is not worthy in character!
CelebritiesRe: Cute Photos Of Desmond Elliot At Plenary Meeting In Lagos [PICS] by efonat(m): 4:09pm On Oct 12, 2017
.......and at ur dp, see ur cartoon character with ur hubby. Is his beards not bushy?
IamHopeful:
What's cute about this picture huh. He would have looked cuter without his bushy beards. I just don't like beards, especially bushy ones.


#TeamNoBushyBeards# grin grin grin
SportsRe: Ecstatic Egyptian Disabled Fan Goes Wild As They Qualify For World Cup (Photo) by efonat(m): 2:22pm On Oct 11, 2017
They've been discualified.
free2ryhme:
Teams are qualifying

Ghana where at though
RomanceRe: South African Lady Calls Out Guy Who Scammed Her In Guise Of Dating Her by efonat(m): 8:25pm On Oct 04, 2017
But she was enjoying the treat all along. It's 50-50
akinade28:
Fellow ladies, let's be careful of wolves in the sheep clothing not all DAT glitters is gold
Car TalkRe: Another Nigerian Man Takes A Nap With His Car In The Middle Of Highway by efonat(m): 5:56pm On Sep 26, 2017
This one na street na. Who dey call am highway.
CelebritiesRe: "I'm Getting Chubby" - Davido As He Shares New Photo Of Him Smoking by efonat(m): 5:27pm On Sep 24, 2017
Dem tell u say na only smoke dey cause cancer?
OrestesDante:
grin

He kuku has the money to treat cancer.
CrimeRe: Naval Officer Infects His Wife With HIV, Charges Her To Court In Ogun (Photos) by efonat(m): 5:57pm On Sep 20, 2017
Money[sup][/sup]
GloriaNinja:
undecided WHAT DID THE WOMAN SEE IN THAT KWASHIOKOR INFECTED LOOKING MAN IN THE FIRST PLACE THOUGH.
HealthRe: Any Lady I Have Sex With Gets Pimples On Her Face: What Could Be Wrong With Me? by efonat(m): 10:05pm On Sep 18, 2017
Hope is not some new virus you re introducing o!!
EducationRe: Tell Us The Name Of Your Headmaster And Principal If You Can Remember by efonat(m): 7:00am On Aug 02, 2017
Wilson college kaduna, principal Mr Adesina
CelebritiesRe: I Go Dye Reacts To Fg's Plan To Stop Production Of Movies And Music Video Abroad by efonat(m): 3:50pm On Jul 18, 2017
Na I go die write this article or na him PA? Just saying. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Reacts To Foreign Video Ban By FG, Blasts Lai Mohammed by efonat(m): 2:46pm On Jul 18, 2017
The younger generation should take the mantle of leadership and fix this country. We have slept enough. No youth should vote any aspirant older than 40 yrs come next election, irrespective of the party. Pass it on.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Released From Prison After 81 Days by efonat(m): 7:06pm On Jun 05, 2017
Jesus was abused, stoned accused but He never arrested anybody. Re u bringing souls to the kingdom or u re keeping them away? Just imagine how she's gonna see christianity after this experience. I pray for some pastors.
Car TalkRe: HAHAHA And LOL Number Plates: Nigerian Cars Laughing At Poverty by efonat(m): 12:58pm On Jun 04, 2017
All these cars re used as police patrol in some countries.
oluwatoba400:
Nigerian cars laugh at poverty...lol

One reads 'Hahaha', the Porsche reads 'Lol'. The owners of the cars must be related...lol.

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/06/04/photos-checkout-nigerian-cars-laughing-at-poverty/
CelebritiesRe: Uriel Oputa Begs Anthony Joshua To Propose To Her (Video) by efonat(m): 8:41pm On May 29, 2017
Unfortunatly u dont have any pics on your profile to inspect our future wife if it befits our leader.
technicallyrich:
The same way I a yoruba girl is dying badly for nnamdi kanu.
Nnamdi kanu is a wickard man is he not seein my message or are people not telling him that a girl is going mad for him in social media.just because I am from ibadan he does not want to marry me.is it fair
Please anybody with his house address let me go to abia and kneel down for my king,a brave man and a hero.
I am a clean yoruba girl I am not dirty.
I am ready to denounce my tribe.
I am not treacherous like other of my people.
I am hard working.
Please consider me kanu.

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