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sorry. . . i knocked on the wrong door.

If i were a man, i will marry 12 women

AJ, if i don't take kia i will die of laughter cus of you!

almondjoy:
Okay? You need to change your mattress. When I was in Nigeria this last time, I could not sleep either. The mattress was so hard, I thought I was on the concrete floor---My parents reassured me that it was an "orthopedic" mattress. It could be responsible.

LOLROTFLMSAO this post got me off my chair You mean to say that u urself did know it was a mattress? hia!! i can't stop laughing so hard

@Gamine. . . get a massage or milo/cocoa/bournvita. . igo betta!

I do.

Daddy i thank and bless Your name for the new day, my family, job, loved ones and friends. We bless You with everything that we have cus You gave! You loved us even when we were still living in sin. . . who can be compared unto Thee! I praise You with everything of mine. . . from the crown of my head to the toes of my feet, i praise Thee! Be with me, hide Thy word in my heart so i do not sin against Thee.

Osorosoro Nyame, aseda nka wo. . . ahene mu hene, ayeyie nyinaaaa ye wodia!

Still on?

offtopic: oziomatv. . . stop hiding from me o! u know i won. . . so report for my hse straight!

Dalby:
Whats up, missed you.
Its like you have gone underground for a while.
Hope work ain't too stressfull
You've been off yahoo msg.
Have a swell week ahead

Meanwhile tell am say I dey greet am o

awww missed u too! saw ya offlines. . . was damn busy! Yeah, i went undeground it's more fun down there
Stress?? hmm, don't go there o! This company is using me like a camel. . . i enjoy working thou, that makes me a complete woman. . the HIM understands . Buzz me when online.
Have a blessed week too.

@debson. . . good point u have there!

iykstein:
Well, the lazy man dey rely on wetin dey for bible/tradition dey take cover, hmmmmmmmmmm, e get as e be.

Nice one, make him rely on tradition. . . it will put food for his table!

Lolabbey:
efuah na hre u dey?

Yeap!! looking for me?

ehem! ehem. . . ^{this cough no go leave me alone? . . . just peeping}

@michelin. . . thx for listening to me darl

@amsky. . . if u say so

. . . i zon expire for hia!

amsky:
valentine is in the air o so let'sspread some lavvvvvvvv guys. Efuah where are kojo,kweku,kwame,mensah,akos,yaa etc.

am suspecting u o! how did u come by those names

madam TOH. . . pls u don put kerosene for fire o! I need someone to help me calm my baby sis (Michelin) do that for. . . whilst i breastfeed my baby . .  . will be back too see if fire die out!

This thread has given birth . . . a fight btn my lil sis n aloib . . . Mavis i go flog u oh!

michelin89:
I am not fighting. I am just telling my dear aloib something. As you can see we are good friends.

i ope so

Siena:
Amogo, as I said, I'm prepared. Believe me, you've blown it, and the fallout is NOT going to affect me in any way. No one threatens me without paying, and believe me, you're going to pay, and the penalties will be pretty stiff! One way or the other, if not you, then from someone else dear to you. That's a promise, I swear on my parent's graves, so just watch out.

I'll give you some advice - never threaten someone who has nothing to lose, especially if you have nothing to gain, and EVERYTHING to lose! I'm your nemesis, and you'll regret the day you chose to sign up to Nairaland, with the express purpose of upsetting myself, AND Babycool! It takes a lot to pi** me off, but you've done just that. I'm bloody livid, I don't care if Seun bans me, but believe me, you've had it!  

You're going to see the ugly side of me, and you'll regret ever being an amebo!      

As for Adax, keep rambling on. You're no threat to me at all, not remotely in my class! If I had a fish, it'd have more brains than you do.

So, crawl back under your mouldy rock, your boyfriend's waiting for you there, that way, you'll feel the rough end of a pineapple!  

did u just type that cus of some insignificant fellow ?? swearing on our parents' grave?? This Amoge has really done her worse! my BB hardly get angry. . . darling leave the mess where it belong pls! Call home now abeg. . . serious issues to be be discussed!

zheroes:
stop peeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!get involved

this is nt about me o! aisha den henchmark. . .abi na handbag . . . u see u causing trouble for me already

am off!!

almondjoy:
I think there is an infection going on. See Efuah? You and your DarlingDearest started this thing ooooooooooooooh!

thou shall not mention "cursed names" on holygrounds abeg. . .  let him rest in his stuffy grave. . heeeeeeee tee heeeee 

LMAO what a thread

I can't deny my husband sex, and he will never force me too. . . if am tired and he's still begging, behaves like he's crying. . . . what can i do? Lie there like motionless object n watch tv through like AJ said. . . afterwards, clean maself

Are you really serious?

Fat is not good my dear. . . take ur time, let it come naturally!

hmmmmmmmmm

Militia i dey ooooooooooooooooooooooooo I zon arrivo i told you to hit me on my YIM so we could talk, av been damn sick darl .

in fact i never knew this thread has turned into something else what the heck!!!!!!

where is my BB sef darling pls call home. . . we need to discuss something serious!

Now amogo. . . . wetin ur problem be? family secretary don arrive

Babycool, chill dear, av stamped on ya docs already

^{just peeping}

ehem! ehem! . . . . make i leave, i will come if am invited.

zignor . . . am good, but sad

Militia unseal ur mouth abeg . . . errr. . . pls hit me on my YIM whenever u're online!

Dalby

Never! and i pray nothing call for that in my life!

. . . not always for the poor, some rich folks do patronize cuz of perhaps the uniqueness!

Sorry hon, igo better. . . . don't lose hope!