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flokii:Hmmmm |
EMEKUSBOY9:Ok |
flokii:U don't know how much I love her. |
I proposed love to my bestie who is in a serious relationship and she said she is sorry, she cannot return the love So I asked if I should forget about ever dating her And she said "no one knows tomorrow" Does this reply mean if I push and push I might get her? |
My friends wife's mouth odour is too serious. I actually don't know how to even help them. Real stench. Please what should I do |
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this married woman friend of mine has been acting awkward she doesn't pick my call when her hubby is around she is fond of sending me her pictures randomly even when i have not requested is she having affair on her mind? she is a colleague at work so how do i handle this? |
femmoy:Thanks |
She also sent me this Men and sex!!.. Women find it hard to understand wassup with men and sex ... They want to help you,they want sex. They say they love you,they want sex.. You mistakenly sleep over,they want sex.. They want to borrow you money.. They want sex. They want to give you a job.. They want sex.. They want to pass you .. They want sex... First of all. You need to understand the system of men.. They didn't ask for this...they didn't create themselves.. Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an Erection??.. A mother fucking boner!!... Did they bargain for it??.. No !!.. Do you know that the penis has a mind of his own?.. You can be reading your bible and your penis will stand.. A man can be sleeping,once you start rubbing the penis,it stands even when the man is asleep!!. Have you asked yourself why men are never on any periods?,cramps or bad moods.. That's how God created them A man is naturally always ready for sex!!....Rub a man on his head,he already thinks you want sex,wink at him,he's already seeing you naked.. . wave at a man walking with his wife,he will lose focus .. Its not by in Jesus name or holyGhost fire!!.. That's why churches don't allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front because they will confuse pastor!!... Its not by anointing or Sheri ma ma ma ooo. They didn't manufacture the high libido by themselves... we are all created in God's image... The only man that over came sex according to the good books was jesus Christ himself and Joseph,Joseph own is that he didn't just run away,he fled!!!.. Him for stay na . ,Jesus was very careful not to include a woman in his disciple train .. So many great men have fallen because of sex.. Do you think they wanted to??... Soldiers in front of war still develop urge for sex!!.. To show you how bad it is...so many soldiers were killed during biafran war because a woman lured them Inside bush .. David in the bible sent a woman's husband to the war front for him to die so he can have sex with the wife.. do i need to tell you about Samson,?. Solomon and other bible characters.. It can only take the grace of God,and some level of maturity to curtail this... To curtail oo .. The way their body react to this is not the same our body react to it... How many great women have you heard messed up because of dick??... None or even few !!.. So next time a man 'misbehaves' because of sex, don't see it as he's a beast or an animal. they are just responding to nature.... Don't be like "i have lost the respect i have for you" "i thought you are responsible" "so this is what you wanted"... Yen Yen Yen ... Easy baby even that your father, a 17 year old girl can make him lose focus and collect the money meant for your school fees .. I pray you read this post with realistic understanding .. |
Biglittlelois:.. Please what makes u conclude she is ? |
MissRaine69:Alright |
anthonyuncle:OK thanks |
MissRaine69:Maybe you must read the op again |
I know for sure that she is married with kids and I don't intend dating someone wife |
She is an old school mate, married now Recently she started liking my pictures and professed that I am handsome. I wanted to test her to see if she is one of the many oloshos so told her I would want to 'yansh' her, but she said no way, she can never do that, God forbid and so on that I was even embarrassed. But constantly she keeps chatting me and wanting to know more about Me. She loves to video call me a lot. Last her status read ' I am not afraid to fall in love but afraid I might fall in love with the wrong person'.Last night she sent me an audio but I was not quick to download until she deleted it. She loads her pictures a lot of late. Sometimes she calls me on video whilst she is lying in bed . she sounds very Christian though. Could this woman be interested in me ? How do I handle this? Serious replies only |
Oya do quick oo Pick your Vaseline quick Yeah yeah yeah do quick Chop clean mouth quick �
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Jcole1985:Meaning? |
Stature is nothing. Look at Akin and Pawpaw |
1. She doesn't call for about a whole week 2. She doesn't pick your call and doesn't call back 3. She doest text you back 4. When she texts back its just one line But at some other times she does all these things she doesn't do Does that mean she does or doesn't love you? |
kajoula:Hmmmm |
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Women having extra marital affairs is as old as Adam. But the phenomenon has skyrocketed over the years especially recently. The Internet is flooded with daily news of wives cheating. What do you think accounts for this trend? The women are mostly invited on this thread. |
I have heard people advising womanizers to repent else one day vajayjay will bite them My curiosity is, vajayjay get teeth? If so, what kind? Canines, incisors, molars or premolars? Please educated an innocent wiseman Thank you. |
So what if you die and there is God, what will you do? Even your car, you have ensured You don't wanna ensure your life? OK oooo |
Newboss:May u be forgiven |
I have just realised how stoopid I have been All women feel the same in bed I have vowed to stick to my wife Fellow husbands, kindly join me walk this path this year My wife, if you are reading this, I am sincerely sorry Yes, I have cheated in the past But I won't do it again no more It is not worth it I was such a fooool |
Anytime my girlfriend slaps me i erect. Is it normal ? |
from a married woman? why? why not? |
Every woman I have proposed love to says one thing "stop the jokes " MMeanwhile I am serious Please how do I end this catastrophe |
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