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holyboii:
Am really looking forward to npowerng next year. Will there be another batch next year and when?? I need a job

This post is for people like you. Use "I am", or "I'm"; writing or saying "am" is irritating and unintelligible.

jamesibor:
Dude, me and u no be mate. As I type, I'm in London where I came in to tidy up some business agreements on distribution of certain pharmaceutical products having flown in 2 days ago from China on yet another business trip. Haters gonna die.

Quintessential chest-beating.

My problem is this; if I blow whistle regarding 10,000 bottles of fake codeine, would I get 5% of the fake codeine?

Groom looks like an abusive Edo cultist with the ultimate aim of making it to Spain via the Libya route.
Bride looks like someone NAPTIP should keep a eye on, because of a proclivity for the Italian greener pasture.

Crap. Any good driver will maneuver that obstacle. It's just about the way you tilt the vehicle. The average pothole on Nigerian roads is ghastlier than this bump (the type Elenu Lasisi referred to when he said "you'll enter pothole, shit will catch your passengers".

Later they'll tell us that the South and East are dens of perversion and sin, and that the North is holy.

Abdulazeez007:
This is why I like Islam, had it been their religion gave them the opportunity to marry more than one, and the wife uderstands. There won't be need for this post.

You don't have sense. So why are your Alhaji's and governors still raping underaged girls, and children?

Who else called the number on the poster to try their luck?

bola565:
[b][/b]A mad man at Nsukka Psychiatric hospital climbed a tree and spent half of the day on that tree. All of a sudden, he let go of the branch he was holding and fell straight to the ground with full force.

One of the Doctors rushed to the scene and asked him, ''Emeka what's the matter with u?"

The mad man gladly replied...

"I DON RIPE"

This is excruciatingly boring.

Pastor Sam Adeyemi; humility personified. A very good man, Pastor and mentor.

I hope he's sent to the streets to fight armed robbers, control traffic and ask for car particulars.

Political olosho, that's what this Mbaka boy is.

This woman dey jam jam people upandan, she no go learn how to stay quiet!

Big boys btw!

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imhotep:
rubbish people

Quite apparently, you understood nothing from the post. Your IQ is the negative.

The girl is ugly. He children will be ugly.

Two observations:
1. He has a flat head
2. OP, I don't understand why you described it as "compound". From the pictures, it's clear you live in a yard

As a Christian, I'm not offended by the Hijab at all. Au contraire, I find it extremely fashionable. I really do not understand what the fuss is regarding the Hijab.

This is a stupid list! Where is Nnamdi Kanu??

Your wedding holds at Okija.
Your bride's lips looks like she just sucked blood.
And you want us to come?

We're still waiting for your "robust reply", oga...

In what capacity, please? What's a hair dresser and makeup artist doing inspecting oil facilities?

The first sentence of this post describes this Libya-returnee-looking cretin as a "Nigerian big boy".
The OP, and all readers of this post (excluding my humble self) are all incredibly mad.

This guy wey dey lie anyhow. LOL. Nobody buy am any iPhone!

Stay off the cocaine trade. Mba!
Stay off occultic ritualism. Mba!
Umuchineke, why!

Na wa o. Even Daddy Freeze is more relevant than the IPOB Messiah..

ds

Dirty...

My fellow beggers include, but are not limited to the following:
1. Bill Gates
2. Aliko Dangote
3. Every single Arab billionaire (very funny that Adeboye spends his holidays at Dubai hotels)
4. Mark Zuckerberg
etc.

Joephat:


I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals..

What, the the oval earth, does this have to do with the topic?