₦airaland Forum

NgeneUkwenu:
We are already on the first lap of electioneering process, the opposition or Obasanjo's 3rd force are yet to name a candidate that can defeat an incumbent President...

Is 2019 going to be a Landslide for the APC and President Mohammadu Buhari?

Please no insult, if you have a candidate that can defeat Buhari, please can we hear from you here...

PEOPLE BETTER THAN BUHARI
1. Yul Edochie
2. Peter Ayodele Fayose
3. Tunde Bakare
4. Chris Okotie
5. Atiku Abubakar
6. Aremu Gbolahan (my security guard)

Jakumo:
Chai ! You sabi accuse o. Na so you accuse another man today. Haba ! Abi you don promote yaself to Senior Magistrate of Nairaland ?

Oya, make you kukuma pass ya sentence put for my head, make ya Godo-Godo dem carry me gbudu-gbudu, throway, gbiiii, for German cell.

Like play na him wata fiti go begin dey pass garri, so, I don already phone my lawyer say make dem ready for any yanga when you fit try here.

TF does this mean?

apache4:
Buhari Must Die This Year !!!

Your dad, mom and entire family shall be killed in a ghastly accident this month.

In the first image, he seems to be pretending to know how to use a computer or any modern gadget.

This man can't even use a abacus.

Jakumo:
Firing a 7.62x39mm rifle round in that flimsy looking DIY pistol will place the shooter at great danger, because of the wrist-breaking recoil that will occur when that massive rifle projectile is touched off inside such a flimsy and lightweight pistol, along with the the very high probability that the barrel of the gun could be blown to bits when the trigger is pulled.

You're either a professional assassin or a robber.

Denn:
Having the ability to fire an Ak47 round does not mean it would have the same power as an ak47.

It is a pistol with a very short barrel. Not rifled and definitely not as accurate as an ak47...by the way, the ak47 is not accurate when compared to other rifles

Poor journalism and effect of half baked knowledge

You must be a armed robbery kingpin.

You threaten that my life will be ruined if I don't give "first fruit"?

Oh Lord, please make my life be ruined like Dangote's; ruin my life, Oh Father, like Zuckerberg's; let my life be as ruined as all the Arab billionaires who will not give a "first fruit" today. Thank you, Lord Jesus, for answering my prayer. Amen.

OP, you are an absolute idi.ot.

merahki:
Try all you can, there is only one @yuzedo
Crazy, funny, witty, e-attractive, super-intelligent and deep...most of all, filled with empathy...he lit up Nairaland with his posts
True Story

There is something disturbing about your trolling.
You are too eager, you are everywhere (highly unattractive,this), cruel and decidedly more "unfunny" than funny

This is the first (I hope) and last time I will respond to your inanity
I can only wonder at the sadness/negativity in you that makes you this way
(Shudders)

Then I ask, "who on earth are the thirty-something people that liked your post!? ...
(Shudders again)

On a second thought, I send love dust to you all...you need plenty of this, to clean your auras, jeez

Marry me, please.

A more apt title should be:
"I'm a disgrace" - Buhari.

This isn't a yahoo boy na. This na yahoo man.

F

Mumu wey expose him wife yansh

There's no such place as Ajah roundabout. There's no roundabout at Ajah

Still looks better than Oshiomole and Obasanjo.

Lol. This kind of job that'll ensure all your shoes have chopped soles and accumulated dust. Bank marketing jobs should only be wished on your enemies. It's the literal "brown collar" job, cos all your collar go dirty after you don waka well for Lagos sun.

That's cos we have NO rappers.

Abia - Murder of innocent citizens and kidnap of Nnamdi Kanu
Adamawa - Victimization of Atiku.
Anambra - Victimization of the 5%, using armed forces.
Akwa Ibom - HIV increase.
Bauchi - NOTHING.
Bayelsa - Marginalization.
Benue - Murder of peaceful citizens
Borno - Continued support for Boko Haram. Recently freed terrorists for "good behavior"
Cross River - NOTHING
Delta - Increase in Illiteracy.
Ebonyi - NOTHING
Enugu - Victimization of the 5%, using armed forces.
Edo - Incredibly corrupt Adams Oshiomole is best friends with Buhari. Will never be investigated.
Ekiti - Sent his terrorist herdsmen to wreck havoc. Failed in flying colors. S/O to Fayose.
Gombe - NOTHING
Imo - LMFAO! Rochas the statue-building monkey.
Jigawa - NOTHING
Kaduna - a dwarf governor
Kano - increased pedophilia, especially in the palaces.
Katsina - NOTHING
Kebbi - NOTHING
Kogi - installation of the world's most useless governor
Kwara - Increase in Illiteracy.
Lagos - NOTHING. Self-made state. S/O to Ambode.
Nasarawa - Increase in Illiteracy.
Niger - NOTHING
Ogun - Fake rice pyramids by useless APC.
Ondo - Increase in Illiteracy.
Osun - Economy so useless, salaries remain unpaid
Oyo - NOTHING.
Plateau - Killing of Christians.
Rivers - Insecurity, cultism, killings. Thanks to Amaechi.
Sokoto - Increase in Illiteracy.
Taraba - NOTHING
Yobe - NOTHING
Zamfara - Increase in Almajiri population.

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phemybof:
wrong.!!!

Aregbesola of osun nkor

That one wey get kwashiokor

Lol. The entire Ijaw population worldwide isn't up to 3 million. Itsekiri people aren't up to 2 million. I wonder where each of them plan to get 5 million men each for their march. Jokers.

Two million cows. Lmao. That's greater than the entire Bayelsa state population.

Go home and rest? Very funny. Baba, jail awaits you.

Land of the Rising Rods.
Even the governor of Imo is rumoured to be g.ay.

mzHANA:
Have never seen her pictures before but I listen to her songs, she's so inspiring.

Lovely pics

Black and beauty

HBD to u sweetie

This is the first time you're seeing TO Bello? Please relocate from that Jigawa state.

laudate:
Abeg, stop it! Why are you referring to the interior parts of Lekki Phase 1 like this? At least, Omorinre Johnson and other parts of that area have tarred roads, don't they?

You call Omorinre Johnson and Durosimmi Etti "interior parts" of Lekki? Mister man, building making shift plank bridges over wide gutters is usual practice.

exlinkleads:
really? That cool..


I think Buhari featured in "Text by moonlight"

Am not sure but you should check it out


..lol

It's actually "Tales by Moonlight". Quite clearly, your black and white TV wasn't clear enough.

ebujany:
I wonder how this military guys think....why show him alive at first only to kill him later extra judiciary?

No be only judiciary, na executive.

[quote author=StrawberryGloss post=64148482][/quote]Dear, Rachel Damilola Musowo.
Lesson: Never,ever share your account number on a platform where you intend to be remain anonymous. Also, it opens you to fraud.

This is just a makeshift pako over a gutter, and not a bridge. Even by my house on Johnson Omorinre, Lekki there are two of these kind of "bridges" that cross over the huge gutter at Durosimmi Etti.

I didn't bother reading the post, but I agree to it. Anybody is better than Buhari. Yul Edochie would win Buhari at any given time!

LOL. Stop showing off cheap things!

See as that bros on brown shirt hold him Guinness stout tight.

Who is Asiyami?