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teresafaith:
So he can't afford to send his wife abroad to give birth.

Na wa o

Yeah, just like dad still finds excruciatingly hard to afford his entire family half of a square meal.

Livefreeordieha:
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Abeg, who be dis fool?

generalbush:
hehehehe... a coward is one who leaves who is attacking him and calling someone who doesn't know about your existence. I won't call your parents .

I will only call them after rap...ing you to De@th. By sticking my dicck inside your tight ass!!

Hehe. Rapist fa.ggot, just like your late father.

Nothing cute about these photos. Just an Ado Ekiti based family with a knack for extremely fake shoes and clothes. God bless the family.

generalbush:
.. Pained as fvck!!

Sit on it buddy!

Can't sit on something that's already in your mom's assume, can I?

generalbush:
Yea, Middle Finger bro.

Sure. Middle Finger right your momma's ass, bro.

generalbush:
Wetin concern the guy?

Mtcheeww

What about the whites in Holland, America and all over the world!!!

He should shut the fvck up!!!

I like the way you defend your mom's job. Nice one, bro.

People who say or write "am" in the stead of "I'm" won't make heaven.

Extremely dirty geh. Looks like ringworm on her legs. Very sure her phockers must be those equally dirty, senior agberos.

Venerable612:
So a friend asked me yesterday- if females using jewellery, attachments and puts on trousers will go to hell and the lake of fire afterwards. I couldn’t provide a definite response. I know the bible encourages modesty, but there was no blanket prohibition of attachment and jewellery (I may be wrong)

I am aware the bible technically forbids trousers and Tattoos. So please pastors... bible scholars.. and whoever is knowledgeable in this matter: I feel as if there is no ignorance in heaven and there are certain things we need to be clear about before it’s too late.

Jesus, Moses, Abraham and men of old wore dresses; long flowing garbs; what essentially is traditional women clothing. Would these men go to hell?

Biafra!

afoltundeseun:
Hahahaahhahahahaha haha haha, Someone posted a joke in another thread but I'm not in good terms with the person so I came here to laugh.


#afoltundeseun

This "joke" is clichéd and older than time itself. Just shut up, cos we've all seen it before...

Joephat:
Good, RIP

Death is an inevitable trend, it doesn't matter when it will come to you but you just need to be prepared.



If anambra ppl did not boycott anambra election, I will denounce my igboship and I will never visit my village again till I die...

Mumu. You'll denounce your village, then move to where? Lagos? Abuja? Any other part of the zoo?

This is no act of kindness. This is disrespectful, condescending show-off. Why pose for a photograph like you're issuing a graduation certificate.

johnime:
I have been a bad ass chick , like a very bad girl. I have snatched people’s husbands and boyfriends.
Many times men leave their women in the alter because of me, sometimes I use jazz if the guy proves strong head or Stubborn.
I have been wild , the only thing I have not done is kill but I have really messed up.There was one time I asked a man to go beat up is pregnant wife because she confronted me to leave her man alone, and on the process of him beating her, she lost the baby .Nler I have been wicked.

I have broken so many home just for pleasure and now it’s my turn but I am scared as Bleep.
I am about to get married next month but I am scared of that thing they Called karma, I have heard so much about it and I know it might come visiting me so hard . Nlers I need help . I have gone to my Rev., to confess , I have built a motherless Baby home for the helpless, I have an NGO that helps women , I have helped people just to satisfy my conscience before I get married but still I am really scared .

Nlers help me . I have prayed to God but I don’t know if he has forgiving me .
Nlers what else can I do to liberate my self and conscience? I smell karma everywhere I go . I see her knocking on my door . Nlers help me I need advise , what can I do to wash away my past life?
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Apart from lying, what else do you do for a living?

I can see "Eti-Osa/Lekki Coastal Road" on this list. This is ridiculous, because this road doesn't exist; it's an abandoned, spooky stretch of Sahara-standard sand dunes - a road so bad that even humans can barely walk on it.

You sure say no she get those clothes?

she didn't break up with you because you were poor. She broke up with you because your English was poor.

sKeetz:
Where is the pic of the dićk that was being admired?!?

Op, stop playing with my curiousity!!!

F.aggot.

Enyioha 1 of Abakaliki!
IPOB, how far?

solablings:
What pained me the most was just that I lost all my savings.

God you see my hearts ooooo. I'm only trying to get something done on time.

You are now calling God's name. When you wanted to "bribe" your way through getting a job, you didn't know that bribery was sinful against God abi? Please, bear your loss and learn from your mistake.

Ridwan123:
We were fooled... lol

YOU were fooled.
I no follow.

CROWNWEALTH019:
Remember I entered bike from festac to siamese, I pleaded the blood of Jesus from festac to siamese

By "Siamese", did you really mean "CMS"?

Federal government vs. Federal government. Interesting.

CYRIACUS IZUEKWE, harbinger of bizarre tales; stories, mostly, from Ikotun Egbe, Ipaja, Ejigbo and the spookiest, befouled hinterlands of the Lagos mainland.

This is a rare photo of CYRIACUS IZUEKWE; and yes, he is the very embodiment of the spirit of his kind of news; a serial killer type of mien.

doctorkush:
spell ... Oya follow op go do correction

Spelled and spelt are both common forms of the past tense and the past participle of spell.
Even if you don't have a dictionary, Google is always within reach.

Why is good news so rare in Bayelsa?

You spelled study as "sturdy". Correct yourself before I respond.

Wasn't it just last week you reported how you caught a monitor lizard in your house?
Now you've caught another.

My brother, read between the lines. Your village people are after you.

Looks dirty...

Johntitus:
See the way they're clapping for him?... Nigerians!

Just shut up! Isn't the act worthy of appreciation?