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HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT


The following is an actual question given on a University of *Washington *chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :


Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.


This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

I wonder how a 1,200 slot lotto can be a grand solution to over 20million unemployed Nigerians (Graduates, non-graduates, etc)?

@frisahost:
I need a software that I can use to do it myself. Not someone that will do one for me. I also do not need a complicated proceedure, just something like the Coffeecup software here http://www.coffeecup.com/form-builder/

Anyone with access to a copy of coffeecup form builder? I need it urgently (not the trial version please). Thanks.
http://www.coffeecup.com/form-builder/

Anyone with access to a copy of coffeecup form builder? I need it urgently (not the trial version please). Thanks.
http://www.coffeecup.com/form-builder/

@Beaf and co:
I thought PDP were alleging that Boko Haram was the child of CPC, specifically Buhari!!!

^^^
I thought PDP were alleging that Boko Haram was the child of CPC, specifically Buhari!!!

@Francis:
Clap for yourself. For exacting such energy to give us "reasons" why he should remain asleep. You guys keep lowering the bar of success to the pits.

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Have you ever heard of "President sending a bill to the House" and "Reaching out to them to ensure that his proposals become law"?

For you its justified when the president is a do nothing, wait for legislature to lead - Francis even a parliamentary system cannot get that ugly.

obowunmi:
You think ?

Let's wait and see sha.

And see how FG will blow up those funds? Or how millions of Nigerians will complete for 1,200 slots?
Can you also assure us that Ministers, Governors, Senators, Presidency, Chairmen, Party officials, etc - will not have candidates they are positioning for some of the slots?

Small time now they will ask the shortlisted candidates to buy scratch cards, to check it online

[quote author=Francis-1 link=topic=807758.msg9602678#msg9602678 date=1321890510]So it is Mr President-I- had- no-shoes who is now to blame for the indigene/settler problem that has been with Nigeria since before independence? Na waoh!!![/quote]So Mr Francis, what has the President done about it? Since the solution is long overdue. What has he done (or is) about it that should exonerate him?

PeeDaVinci:
pple need to go back and read buhari/bakare manifesto on this.

Thank you my brother. It was part of his primary agenda, but we have the "I had no shoes". I really think things like this need to be clearly stated out in our constitution.

joomlaman:
Sure, their are tones of such application out there!

etplacido:
it is easy, you just download it and then set up

So any name or link. Cheers!

GEJ: I know those that bomb Abuja. I also know that are sponsoring Boko Haram. I swear.
NIGERIANS: Tell us.

GEJ: Hmmm, Emmmm, Ummmm. They are now collecting Fuel subsidy from my pocket.
NIGERIAN: Tell nowwww!

GEJ: Hmmm, Emmmm, Ummmmmmmmmmm

The rubber stamp in power want us to solve Almajiri, boko, poor infrastructure, security and other problems the way we delivered him from Madam's kitchen where he was fully utilized.

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He should look in the mirror and see the guy pulling him down. Even his supporters are looking for the smallest reason to sing his praise - non. Only to keep embarrassing them the more.

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Another fake promises.

Is she not the one that has been penned down for Dr. award?
Money Speaks

obowunmi:
YouWin Nigeria is a business plan competition for Nigerian youths and I'm wondering if its real because they keep postponing the deadline,

Does anyone know about this competition ? Does the postponement date mean that no one is applying ? Will they steal people's idea and run ? Thoughts pls,

Those two questions in bold are very true.

YouWin = Is a scam, lotto, betting, gambling, lottery, stealing biz ideas, millions completing for 1200 slots.

Soon they announce winners loaded with front-men and other aided benefactors.

Once again TheyWin - WeLoose.

Does that mean that Al-Mustapha can go home like that - since there is no complainant?

Does that mean that Al-Mustapha can go home like that - since there is no complainant?

Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (GCFR)
http://buhari4change.com/

Post links to Nigerian political websites. Be it for candidates, parties, groups, etc - Past or Present.

Great write-up. A missed opportunity it was. Am sure many now regret. But my advise to them is to face front and enjoy the useless fresh air. Its too early to start complaining.

PDP 101:
Ignore a court order, complete the task and argue the clarifications later.

PDP 102:
If you must steal, take huge tons of fortunes that people will be so overwhelmed that they will not know if to laugh or cry. BTW, try not to get caught.

President Goodluck demonstrating how Nigerians should behave outside.

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Jonathan should forget the marshal artists for Asia - Or have he invited them already?

Another

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[size=14pt]Here comes the Winnerrrr![/size]

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The politicians of today have learn the best ways to fight the youth movement.

My Top 7 Steps How Nigerian Politicians Counter Youths.
1. Bribe their leader to dilute the message.
2. Empower the ambitious weaklings to create an opposing leadership.
3. If it gets here, just throw money at the crowd - they will sing your praise on their way home.
4. Organize youths from your ethnic group to oppose the movement.
5. If its from other religion, they just organize theirs against it.
6. Use brute force against i,t if still lingering.
7. If non worked, then they will hijack the message - you may even swear they initiated it.

This will work 98% of the time. Remember I left out "Empty Big Promises", this does not work again - throwing out N200 recharge cards to everyone that came, may even get a better result than "Promises".

@All: Enjoy some relieve

Boko Haram: We advice Nigerians and the general public not to come to "TK Market" this Saturday. We will be registering our grievances with the Federal Government in a new style - we should not be blamed if anything happens to you. Please stay away.

FG: For where! We encourage every Nigerian who want to go to "TK Market" this Saturday to go about their normal business. Nothing will happen. We are ahead of the situation. No problem at all.

What will you do?

What will you do?

Boko Haram: We advice Nigerians and the general public not to come to "TK Market" this Saturday. We will be registering our grievances with the Federal Government in a new style - we should not be blamed if anything happens to you. Please stay away.

FG: For where! We encourage every Nigerian who want to go to "TK Market" this Saturday to go about their normal business. Nothing will happen. We are ahead of the situation. No problem at all.

What will you do?