₦airaland Forum

I hope the number of years they are married will be as much as the number of rolls the gown covers.

If you get any of these responses, it confirms your friendzoneology.

Op, pls have your body temperature checked at the closest GTBank to you.

Op, check this your post, if true, I need a sworn affidavit that this car goes for this price and a video of you driving the car.

Whats new here? This same festival takes place in my villa every year right here in Nigeria. You think its everything google knows? Its not made public so not to attract attention and pictures and videos are not allowed.

morbid: Who was the FTC guy? Heeeyyyyyyyy!!! It's Oga Seun. Buht wait OOoº°˚ ˚°ºoo ,he didn't celebrate it? Nawa OOoº°˚ ˚°ºoo .

Lmao. Pls, help him celebrate it.

lalasticlala: how can I discuss with u? phone?

I cant drop any contact here, there is someone stalking me now and I dont trust some nairalanders. If no way round it, give me thursday and friday to sort my email.

Why does this thread look familiar? Anyway, be conscious of lacasera and poo.

lalasticlala: hi ego, is ur email working?

I forgot the password, so I cant log in, saw yr pm.

2 nurses and 4 women=how many women in the picture?

Adonbilivit.

He doesnt live in naija.

lalasticlala: Come 1st October 2014, Nigeria will celebrate another Independence.

Before Nigeria became an independent state in 1960, some colonial governors ruled us. They were called Governors, but later they changed it to Governor-General.

I was able to get the pics of few of them.

Meanwhile, below was the colonial flag used by the colonial governors in Nigeria.


***Flag of the Governor-General of Nigeria

Lala, please when are you going to start this blog I have being begging you to start eh? See all your topics on fp running into how many pages. I take God beg you, I even ready to contribute financially, start something then copy and paste here and include the link. No let me do prayer and fasting for your head ohh.

Op, are you a student, teacher or civil servant?

Number one is really hard sometimes especially when you are trying your hardest not to compare with other kids. That I hate you part, just makes me think of my dad. Say that and see if you will survive that day.

Fp in view if you post everything here.

See sweet story, if any there was a video, this made me miss african magic.

After gushing at celebrity pix, at least now i can ogle at mine.

No ads for how long? Havent being to my fb page for like three yrs so I dont see myself having an ello account, nl and google does it just fine for me. Thanks anyway.

Mark----this isnt what I ordered.
Oprah-----this is my stop.
Bill--------where is my Vogue?

That awkward moment when you open this thread and find nothing relevant.

What happened to your other moniker? Next time you experience this, just ask to go home to recuperate for two weeks. Hopefully, your job MIGHT just still be waiting for you.

Suicide is an option.

diegs: . She was said to be attending winners because according to her she waited for 5years to have a child and she said it was because she was attending winners and shiloh

Back to square one. So sorry for the lost of the baby and a marriage that would otherwise have been fruitful and happy.

Tecno4life opening thread to promote innjoo, guy whatz up with the name naw?

adexsimply: Seventhed

eighthed. Adonbilivit.

God help us all.

Family section- male vs female.
Politics section- pdp vs apc; yoruba vs igbo.
Education section- universities vs polytechnics.
When will our lives change?

Nairaland and arguments. @topic, my dad is a polygamous family man and when my sis was about to get married(the first wedding in our home), he called all the girls into his room and told us that he would not give any of us out in marriage if the man was not ready to do the traditional and white wedding/registry. He told us that if he had a little restrain, he wouldnt have had as many wives as he does now and he wasnt ready for any of his daughters to pass through polygamy. I guess he was just trying to protect us from being victims of his own mistakes in his own little way.

Yemisi63: Loooooooooool. Guys, you all need to read this post http://naijasinglegirl.net/president-gej-needs-to-ban-instagram-in-place-of-pomo/ and thank me later

Thank you. I love the way she speaks the truth in sarcasm.

isacolukay: So why the stress on Opposition party states?



Oh God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob who spared our lives to witness this day, help us influence the minds of these Mods so that my dream of FTC on a FP topic can come true!!!


*modified*
I can't believe we made it!
Let me start my vote of thanx by thanking the Alpha and Omega, the one who was, who is and who is to come for giving me the initiative to comment on this thread. And for making this happen on a Monday morning, it is a sign of good things to come.

I would also thank Sincere9gerian for his wisdom in creating d thread (tho I know say him get plenty FP threads sha, maybe with time, he'll give me the code to opening one). I appreciate Godsmercy1 for bringing my attention to this (Good news will not be far from you in Jesus' name).

Lastly, I thank y'all for making out time to read this. Una time go come too o! Amen.
But on a sad note, my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Who cares? At least I'm FTC on FP!!!

Congratulations my brother, may you always be ftc all the days of your life, amen. But you never reach to marry? Anyway, way God bring you a partner that would give you joy always. By the way, where is the ftc on fp party taking place?