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Romance / Re: Bride Leave Guests Speechless With Her Crazy Dance Moves; Video Goes Viral. by egopersonified(f): 9:47am On Jan 02, 2021
All those above, na new year be this, make una repent
Politics / Re: Francis Osagie Erhabor Resigns From Police Force Over Non-Promotion by egopersonified(f): 9:16am On Jan 02, 2021
Yuhtee:
It is true. I know this man and he serves in my State. All other policemen hate him. Bail is free in his station Itam Police station in Uyo. He is honest and truthful.

I hope he has better plans, like maybe starting a security outfit. Companies will definitely use him since he is known for his integrity. May he not end up poor and a mockery.

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Career / Re: My Experience After Working For About Five Years. by egopersonified(f): 8:46pm On Dec 28, 2020
I waited till my salary was 10% of my profits. Then resigned without telling any family or friend, so no one discourages me. If I had more competent staff, I should have five locations by now, but presently on the look out for the third location.

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Family / Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by egopersonified(f): 7:09am On Dec 25, 2020
What's the hype about killing chicken this period, I am female and I have being killing chicken since secondary school. Wetin dey there.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Don't Look Down On Any Job by egopersonified(f): 7:00am On Dec 25, 2020
It's not about the job but about yourself. There are still hawkers in that Oshodi struggling to make ends meet. Determination, innovation and consistency will take you far in anything you do in life.
Family / Re: My Sister Still Refused To Let Me Stay After Begging Her by egopersonified(f): 6:54am On Dec 25, 2020
So the only option you came up with is to stay with men you don't know. Of all the one million options, that is your first line of action. Whatever the story is, your sister is not wicked, you are the problem here.

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Celebrities / Re: Woman Suffering Tummy Pain Tried To Go To Toilet But Ends Up Giving Birth by egopersonified(f): 8:39pm On Dec 21, 2020
Same happened to me with my 1st. I thought I wanted to poo, they refused to allow me use the toilet. They brought a bed pan, only for them to see the baby's head.
Education / Re: Pictures Showing The Poor State Of UNN Hostel – Social Media User Reported by egopersonified(f): 8:30pm On Dec 21, 2020
You for add disturbing pictures na, you almost made me throw up
Education / Re: "Who We Sent Vs Who They Returned To Us"- Boy Loses Weight In School (Pix) by egopersonified(f): 7:18pm On Dec 21, 2020
Malawian:

Like I said on Twitter on this very story. Come to think of it, I don't remember any phat classmates back in school, but if you see one of the babes for our set now, only her laps fit accommodate my whole body. I am 6'4" FYI.

haha, what is her name, let me report you to her on Facebook. Some people's body can store fat, you might even be eating same food, but they will be fatter than you.
Education / Re: "Who We Sent Vs Who They Returned To Us"- Boy Loses Weight In School (Pix) by egopersonified(f): 8:23pm On Dec 20, 2020
He saw terrible things

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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Kirowa Miyetti Allah President Blames Herders For Worsening Insecurity by egopersonified(f): 8:08pm On Dec 16, 2020
Arrewa:
Yes...

Foreign herdsmen are not under the leadership of miyetti Allah...

Miyetti Allah only have the capacity to control Nigerian herders.

Foreign herdsmen operate under an African Empire.

The crisis in southern kaduna is between foreign bororo herdsmen and southern kaduna people.

When Elrufai said that he paid some foreign herdsmen to stop killings in south Kaduna...some bunch of brainless animals were busy abusing him.

Instead of to critically think and ask questions.

They claim that hundreds of their cows were killed on their way passing through Southern kaduna axis that the people must pay either with cash or their blood.


Elrufai had to negotiate with them and pay them for their cows to stop them from launching the offensive attack on Southern kaduna.

The foreign herdsmen have central leadership and are united all over Africa.


Miyetti Allah have no power over them... Miyetti Allah can only approach the central leadership.

Same foreign herdsmen are the ones killing in Benue and Plateau.

But I think they've been settled...

The Government paid for all their cows that were killed.

The problem is that when foreign herdsmen strike... The locals attack local herdsmen.

And when they attack local Herdsman another circle of attack continues.

Are you listening to yourself? So Canadians will cross the border to American soil and kill Americans in their own homes and the American government will pay Canadians off to stop the killings? Will you stop justifying terrorism ?

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Politics / Re: ‘No Tear Gas, No Helmet’ — Senior Police Officers Tell IGP How #EndSARS Went Out by egopersonified(f): 6:30pm On Dec 06, 2020
IG was shocked because he didn't realize he could buy tear gas cheaply from Benin instead of ordering them from Japan.
Politics / Re: Can You Vote Davido As A President by egopersonified(f): 6:21pm On Dec 06, 2020
Which kin rough play be this op?
Celebrities / Re: See Malivelihood's Wedding Cake That Took 4 Months And 12 Bakers To Make by egopersonified(f): 7:16am On Dec 06, 2020
At the end of the day, na still sugar cube sized cake Dem go still share give guests.

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Family / Re: Have Finally Decided To Move On After 15 Wasted Years by egopersonified(f): 7:54pm On Dec 04, 2020
Are these comments from nairalanders or I am seeing double

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Politics / Re: Buhari Directs Increase In N-Power, School Feeding Beneficiaries by egopersonified(f): 5:27pm On Dec 01, 2020
When all you know is how to throw money at a problem, then expect it to become a monster
Car Talk / Re: Failed Alternator by egopersonified(f): 6:47pm On Nov 29, 2020
Can you locate where you fixed the alternator three years ago? Why not repair the old alternator if it came with the car? It might be better than buying tokunbo. Whatever you do, don't sell the old one yet. Had this same alternator issue and I insisted I wanted a replacement instead of repairing it. The new one kept running my battery down, went to three different electricians and they all said the new alternator is charging well but at least once a week, my car will refuse to start after leaving the house . Once we fix a new battery, it starts easily. Till someone told me to go and fix the old alternator I kept at home and remove the new one. Before the whole issue was resolved. I have never being so frustrated in my life. Sometimes I leave my car parked and running because I was afraid it might not start.

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Crime / Re: Which Profession Has The Most Dishonest People? by egopersonified(f): 6:28pm On Nov 29, 2020
Number 4, mechanics

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Crime / Re: Zabarmari Massacre: Everything You Need To Know by egopersonified(f): 6:27pm On Nov 29, 2020
Please what is the motive behind CNN saying 110 dead? I don't get it.
Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by egopersonified(f): 5:14am On Nov 29, 2020
ThEGodFaThEr101:

Colleague or Friend?

A case of birds of a feather

Nothing wey person no go see for this Nigeria

Oh, Lord! Come to our rescue. Give us the wisdom and knowledge to discern Abanda's and their circles.

Amen.

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Celebrities / Re: “I No Fit Sleep Nor Eat” – Influencer Motara Regrets Mocking Child Beggar by egopersonified(f): 5:13am On Nov 29, 2020
I watched a mad man pick up one empty bottle of lacasera and drank the few drops left in it. My heart sank.

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Career / Re: Door Attendant At An Eatery Dances At Door While Doing His Job by egopersonified(f): 2:17am On Nov 26, 2020
Hope they have sacked him for gross incompetence so that social media can help him blow well.
Celebrities / Re: “let’s Do This Till We’re Old And Grey, Even In Heaven Too” – Banky W And Adesu, by egopersonified(f): 8:07pm On Nov 25, 2020
hope you guys remember banky was battling with cancer and she has gotten pregnant before?

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Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by egopersonified(f): 7:53pm On Nov 25, 2020
I don't know how to advice you. But watch your children, especially your daughter. These kind of people tend to groom their daughters to follow their foot steps. I have a colleague who is doing this now to her daughter. She has a very good business in a good location. The two shops on each side of her are making mad money but she is always complaining of no sales because her focus is on making money with her body and not making money from her business.

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Celebrities / Re: Blackface Accuses Burna Boy And Wizkid Of Stealing His Song by egopersonified(f): 7:36pm On Nov 23, 2020
can someone please start a GoFundMe for this guy so he can make his first billion and allow us rest? I don taya for so so complain.
Family / Re: I Find Violent And Authoritative Women Very Attractive. by egopersonified(f): 7:41am On Nov 22, 2020
tnerro1:
When she kills you and you are dead, don’t come here to complain oooo grin

Complain after death? Nairaland dey heaven/hell?
Family / Re: Most Of Us Who Don't Get Love From Childhood Becomes Miserable Adults by egopersonified(f): 7:33am On Nov 22, 2020
Do you realise you can be rich too and then chose what gives you happiness and stick with it? You see all those people you see walking with confidence? Most are just faking it, we all have insecurities. Brain wash yourself that you are the next best thing after sliced bread and the internet. Stop letting people determine how you feel. All these your threads about being intersex don plenty. Embrace yourself. Even Miss world has insecurities.

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Celebrities / Re: Blackface Blasts 2Face; Clashes With Sound Sultan Over Death Of 2Face's Driver by egopersonified(f): 6:20am On Nov 22, 2020
Hope this guy will not die from a heart attack because of tuface. It is this toxicity that tuface is avoiding that is why he didn't pick your calls. Always trying to paint tuface bad but everyone keeps seeing that you are the problem. Benny that you have not spoken to since the breakup, na him matter you carry for head so. If Benny is on tuface staff, then there are other staff that have being there since plantation Boyz, why don't you have any of them's contact? Goes to show that you were bitter they all work for tuface. Why should tuface announce to the world about benny8 death? Was Benny working for the world? Blackface I take God beg you, no dey disturb us with your bitterness. Haven't you still learnt that tuface is a blessed child and leave him alone and focus on yourself? Why this hatred? How will your life move forward when you keep seeing tuface as the stumbling block instead of looking at yourself? Please allow our national pride to mourn in peace and carry your bad Belle go sleep.

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Celebrities / Re: Blackface Blasts 2Face; Clashes With Sound Sultan Over Death Of 2Face's Driver by egopersonified(f): 6:11am On Nov 22, 2020
Hope this guy will not die from a heart attack because of tuface

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Family / Re: Why Did He Do This? I Need To Understand Why Some Act This Way. Is It Right? by egopersonified(f): 5:50pm On Nov 18, 2020
Decimus:


Correct guy. Now you have to appease the goddess, so she can at least pick pick your calls.
Send some money to her so she can 'pump' it into her business.

Open a BTC wallet for her too and send her abroad for Masters next year.
People don't value what they have until they lose it, please don't make her sad again.

A story went viral yesterday, about a Knight that trained a lady through Nursing school, they are happily married now, i can see same thing about to happen here.

Assuming devil dey employ, you would have made a 'good' evil agent.

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From The Uchemba’s Traditional Wedding Today At Alor, Anambra State by egopersonified(f): 7:25pm On Nov 15, 2020
Naija tailors dey try sha. Thinking of going completely on native attires and dump my jeans and gowns. If only naija go let me see road well.
Politics / Re: Dahiru Buba: People Now Mock Me For Trekking From Gombe To Abuja For Buhari by egopersonified(f): 4:14am On Nov 15, 2020
Doctors in the house, is the slippers responsible for this condition? Would he have avoided this if he had the proper foot wear?

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