Wow, I saw this man last Saturday and someone said look at how agile an 80 years old man is. He looked familiar, I just looked away. I no no say na king stand before me.

If only a rumour can be circulated around south that the north is poisoning food like during the killer beans era, even if you bring a basket of tomatoes for N100, no body will buy.

In Nigerian news; The journey to Mars took N800trillion.

Our achievements are measured in currencies not what they actually achieve.

Soon a basket of tomatoes will be N100 in niger republic. please help us flood their markets because that region really needs the food more than the south. By the time your food stuff is rotting and smelling in the north, na una go dey smuggle the food come south.

Abeg make UK deal with their issue, we still dey try settle Psquare own, una dey take una own disturb us. Na my Prince William head be this? Nature is no respecter of man.

Tell your wife to ghost ALL her family members for 2 years, both the good and bad. And only start talking to the good after the two years. If the father likes, let him curse from now till he dies, those curses no dey work.

I don't know why we Africans are so consumed with this giving and helping issue. Even the Bible says don't cast your pearls among swines, meaning don't make sacrifices for people that don't deserve it. These same people you are wasting your resources on will still be the ones to laugh at you that you have being abroad for 30 years and have not accomplished anything.

ikechukwu21:


Someone said this same thing you're advising now but they said it won't be possible to get connected to another line because of the outstanding bill. This was how previous tenants paid lots of money for bills, wire purchase and constant reconnection. I think they tried same thing but it didn't work out. I'll plead with my co-tenenats for us to try one more time.

So sorry for the stress. Please just start saving money for another rent, so you can leave before a year. Don't see it as a loss.

Brace up my people, Hitler did worse but where is he today. Good will always triumph evil. Every evil plan will back fire. The same way they were seeing dead bodies on the streets due to covid, same way they are seeing starvation for South Nigeria. But be of good cheer, we go surprise them.

Cadamlk:
So taking them to neighbouring countries can fetch them more money and they were busy taking them to the south. There is no better word for dumbness.

Just smile and wave gentlemen ,smile and wave .

skipper. I miss penguins of Madagascar on Nickelodeon. I used to have a crush on that character.

BTw, we will still go and import them. Let them open border fully, let's see who will suffer. I just found out today that most of the cows they kill here are imported, because the cfa and naira exchange is high, they have resorted to buying cows in Nigeria. but Nigerian cows can't meet the demand, making it expensive.

Can you guys buy wire and ask to be connected to a different line and your landlord on another line? Don't wait for 'nepa' to come to the house, go to their office and discuss a way out with them. If you all are buying fuel, the logical thing will be to pay N500 each every month to off set the previous bill, but with this your landlord, I don't know how that will pan out. Did he inherit the house? Because if he built it, this is a very stupid behavior for someone who laboured to accomplish something and watches his tenants pack out every year.

E no get better manager, marketer and hype man. As no best writing author but best selling author, same way no best singing musician but best selling musician. Eg. frog voice

I don't know if it's only me, but I keep starring at pictures of these actresses but I am never able to recognize them. Is it the makeup or what?

Make I go Twitter. This type of drama is the only reason I registered there.

Whoever said, bloggers will not make heaven, got it through divine revelation.

MejiLoyon:
If you didn't bring your dad to Twitter will they bully him?
Days ago I created a thread because I was in a bit of dilemma. The responses I had caught me off guard. But then again it made me laugh and it confirmed my suspicions. That majority of people online are fools. Don't bring you family or personal issues to them. They probably have it worse and wants you to be like them.
Nairaland is at least faceless to an extent. Twitter Instagram or Facebook is a no-no. My Facebook account has the same picture since 2007. On WhatsApp nothing. Make una wise up. See as them drag the poor man. And I'm sure na the man hustle make am dark like that. Na the same hustle make the boy fresh.
Make una receive sense

They are actually not fools. I feel people do it for comic relief or transferred aggression. Most important thing is not to take the insults to heart.

Na so, Nigerian girls are very useless. It is this same useless girls you will still end up marrying that will give you everlasting headache. They will keep running after your money because they don't see anything else in you of value. Same way you think you are smart and changing them like tissue, the same way they will keep giving you the uselessness in them. When you people will not have standard and look for girls who have same principles as you, you will keep meeting the useless ones. Then at your middle age, you will admire your friend who opened his eyes and mind to select a good wife and ask yourself where you went wrong.

Seun cannot sack lala, he will resign and move to bigger things. No dey take negative energy dey disturb nairaland star boy, I take God beg you.

Musa when said that such actions are very rare with people of his age who normally would want to keep legacy for their children to inherit, when they are no more, he said, “Yes but when they are not good you don’t keep anything for them, except if they are good and they listen to you. They are not good.



Wow, never thought of it this way. The Bible says a good man leaves an inheritance for his children. Didn't say if the children deserved the inheritance. If a good man leaves an inheritance for his children, a bad man will leave no inheritance. So by deductive reasoning, if a good child deserves an inheritance, a bad child doesn't deserve inheritance.

thebosstrevor1:
i like his honesty and courage, he is not a coward like that one that ran to london.

He is fighting against injustice.

An amnesty will be granted to him....may God bless him for reforming

What did you do with all the ransoms paid to secure the release of your abductees?

Daudawa: We must use the money we had to buy arms to protect our lives and continue fighting.

Benin republic should just merge and handover their economy to Lagos state, merging with Nigeria the country will be a disaster.

Anybody instigating and encouraging Boko Haram aka bandits aka killer herdsmen will all be killed by the same people they encourage. They are victimized and took up arms abi? Victimized by who? If students take up arms against lecturers, Yahoo boys against the police, etc, who will remain 8n the country?

Make una no vex, abeg I wan ask quesion. Are they gay? Na Valentine gift? Who hired screamers? Is male bestie equal to boyfriend?

LMS1:
Its Obvious Serena's Dream Has Always Been To Win.
She Never Hope For Failure In Her Career That's Why She Is Frustrated Now.
But Life Is Unpredictable,
Even Some Of Us Been Talk Say When We Grow We Go Buy Aeroplane Give Our Mummy.
But Today We Nor Even See Enough Data Watch Xvideo

Wow, one of my mentors told me her son told her she shouldn't worry, that he will buy her aeroplane, when her car broke down while taking her kids to primary school years back. He has graduated, is married and in the US. In December, he bought her 2018 sienna. That was when she told me the story. When I got home I sent her a text to congratulate her on her 'aeroplane'. It doesnt have to be an actual aeroplane, you can still get her what you can.

AlfaB:
If what he said is true, then I am very happy that Buhary cried. 2:35

Is this sarcasm or he actually cried

So I will use 40m to buy a car that bus drivers will still scratch in less than a month. Hope she has built a house for her parents like little Emmanuella before driving this car.

Today I prayed for some people. That was when I knew I had really forgiven them. Tears came to my eyes at the realisation that I had let it all go.

Thank you for this. Most teachers always teach the easy parts of the chapters in the textbook and set questions from there. I always tell my kids not to read their notebooks at home but read the topic in the textbook. They only read their notebooks before tests.

One day we would look back and remember these times with sadness at the atrocities society pushed people to. The future is us all.

This man being fine small na. Can't say same for oshobaba.

Headsmen will not see this one now

We hereby donate all Dangote trucks for one week to relocate every herdsman and his cows back to their state of origin. They mustn't trek back.

They shouldn't trek back ooo. They should hire trailers to take them back.