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Politics / Re: Darius Ishaku: Buhari-Led Government Has Failed Nigerians On Security by egopersonified(f): 7:59pm On Feb 01, 2021
Is it only security? Since I was born, I have never seen a January where products are more expensive than the previous December.
Sports / Re: Ten Crazy Purchases Messi Could Make With His Barcelona Wages by egopersonified(f): 7:36pm On Feb 01, 2021
He should buy Bermuda triangle and explore it for us. The mystery behind it is too much, we need answers.
Celebrities / Re: Camera In Ayepe, Ogun Hotel: Femi Branch Calls On Police To Arrest Owner/Manager by egopersonified(f): 7:33pm On Feb 01, 2021
MrDam:
Egg is now 100 naira
hope it has two yokes
Politics / Re: Isaac Fayose Sows N500k Seed At COZA Church, Shares Receipt by egopersonified(f): 7:31pm On Feb 01, 2021
people dey single-handedly build N12m to N100m church auditorium for winners since last month, we never see their receipt. Abeg carry your change go front make I see road.
Family / Re: Please, What Do You Call Omugwo In English Language? by egopersonified(f): 7:50pm On Jan 31, 2021
Post natal home care
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Offers N1m To A Fan Who Tattooed His Image On Her Back by egopersonified(f): 7:16am On Jan 29, 2021
mayklef:
i was about to type "vanity" but when i checked my account balance....omooo Baba God abeg pick my kal

Sorry
Politics / Re: Igboho: NBC Warns TV, Radio Stations On Reporting Herdsmen Quit Notice by egopersonified(f): 7:11am On Jan 29, 2021
Come and tell social media that one.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Her Ex That I'm Ugly by egopersonified(f): 7:07am On Jan 29, 2021
lefulefu:
ur case just reminded of a girl who mocked her own boyfriend at the barbing saloon i went for a hair cut some few yrs back grin
she came to charge her phone
was telling the guy cutting my hair how her boyfriend is so caring and he"s the one paying her school fees plus sending her rent money but that the guy is too ugly for her liking and as soon as she finishes from school she would do away with him grin
from what i see in cases like this most times the ladies are never attracted to the guys and the guys use money and material things to keep the girls in the relationship
i am very sure dats how ur own case is cheesy
just dump the girl and try to improve ur appearance
no man is ugly cheesy

The barber surely knows the guy, hope he told him. This is the type that will marry a fine guy tomorrow and any small challenge, she will start looking outside. They are as unstable as water. Even if they marry a Mr. Nigeria and Dangote combined, they will still look for one excuse or the other.
Romance / Re: The Deeper Life Lady I Want To Marry Doesn't Want To Know My Place by egopersonified(f): 4:25pm On Jan 28, 2021
Dapcity007:


A feminist that doesn't value the welfare of her family but will rather put career ahead of her household all in the name of she wants to be equal to a man
Smhhhh
I laugh for some mordern women
Many will be frustrated, miserable and childless all for the sake of pursuing career at the expense of true happiness you can get from having a family

Bro, your thoughts are so way off what I am thinking. I didn't have career in mind when I wrote that. How many divorces have you heard about a woman not having time for her family because of her career? The only ones I have heard of are woman becoming rude, pompous and arrogant to their husbands because they have money. Which boils down to, DO YOU KNOW WHOM YOU ARE MARRYING? Can you live with their short comings? Are you compatible in and out of the other room? Is your partner your friend and companion? Thoughts along these lines. If you love your home, you will learn to cook and do chores, those are secondary issues.
Romance / Re: The Deeper Life Lady I Want To Marry Doesn't Want To Know My Place by egopersonified(f): 3:52pm On Jan 28, 2021
HenryThegreat1:
But some churches rules about dating and courtship shall.
What of if the lady in question does not know how to cook or do other important house chores.

I am surprised at this comment in this 21st century.

cooking and chores should be the last thing on your mind when getting married. How many divorces have you read about in igando customary court threads that are as a result of chores? Life has gotten more complicated than our grandparents' standard.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Officers Are Seen As The Best In The World - IGP Adamu by egopersonified(f): 8:14pm On Jan 26, 2021
what series had earth 1 and earth 2 again?
Family / Re: Bricklayer Wife Organizes A Birthday Party For Her Husband In Appreciation by egopersonified(f): 5:24pm On Jan 25, 2021
0taPiaPia:


Hahahaha. I don die . Why Una dey like this . How did you even process this thought. grin

It's all these 'think outside the box' mantra. I am even tired of myself.

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Family / Re: Bricklayer Wife Organizes A Birthday Party For Her Husband In Appreciation by egopersonified(f): 5:49pm On Jan 24, 2021
So the guy see water take mix cement but e no see water take baff before e comot for site. Be like you want make them postpone this birthday

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Properties / Re: Can I Build This Type Of House In Three Months? by egopersonified(f): 7:27pm On Jan 20, 2021
Goalnaldo, I take God beg you, no put that white burglary proof for front
Family / Re: My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse. by egopersonified(f): 6:30pm On Jan 20, 2021
My boys 13,11 and 8 wash my car every evening for a year now. But I prefer evenings because I leave home at any time in the morning and like your in law, I want us to enjoy our sleep since no school to rush to. Tell your brother to ask them to wash the car every evening once he arrives home, instead of morning.

Hope you realize that this issue is not about car washing, but about total disrespect for him, the car issue is just one avenue to display such disrespect. As a parent, your children should respect you whether youa provide or not. There are 10 years old boys out there who earn their living and love and respect their parents. Make your brother change am for the wife, maybe he has being too soft and felt intimidated by the wife because he is not providing like before.

cc omojesu202

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For January 19 2021 In Nigeria by egopersonified(f): 7:39am On Jan 20, 2021
samwillyco1:
These people want another nation wide lock down, for them to cash out more; is well

They don't want another protest, lockdown = protest in Nigeria. Just watch, Lagos cannot try that total lockdown shit again.
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For January 19 2021 In Nigeria by egopersonified(f): 7:35am On Jan 20, 2021
When will kogi top the chart with their nonchalant approach.
Properties / Re: Panic As Lagos Landlords Put Houses For Sale Over Red Rail Demolition by egopersonified(f): 7:30am On Jan 20, 2021
Everything, will will will. Is there no has has has in your dictionary?
Politics / Re: Sadiya Farouq: FG To Pay 24 Million Poor Nigerians N5,000 Each by egopersonified(f): 7:23am On Jan 20, 2021
SpecialAdviser:
FG is damn stupid.

Honestly I don't like to swear but surely it shall never be well for m.o.rons who have been defending this useless administration.

Who taught Buhari that the best way to lead the people is by giving out government money? Peanuts for that matter. What shall it profit a man to collect N5000 and spend it within one day with the level of inflation in the market?

You destroy your economy and dash out 5k, who u help? How many lives changed with the useless trader money? At the end of the day you are just creating avenue for looting.

Can't this man come up with a constructive economic policy? So that people can fish well rather than receiving fish. Will 5k take Nigerians out of poverty?

Truly we need a business minded genus to run this country. Buhari is a mistake generations will live to regret. Tueee

I feel the pain in your words. Imagine getting 5k each rather than 12.5 billion to the economy. Problem is, the people don't trust the government, we all believe the money will be embezzled, so no one kicks against it. I am really surprised Southerners are taking this shit from the government. Seems they have infiltrated our brains with their almajiri mentality.

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Education / Re: Reps Oppose School Resumption, Propose Three-Month Postponement by egopersonified(f): 4:30pm On Jan 17, 2021
Franking:
Private school teachers are in for another rough and tough time. Imagine what they pass through without salary.


This is the time to take initiative. Let them start home lessons. This should favour them more. If they can get students around their area, they can go for house lessons. If they space out the days and time, one teacher can teacher 8am to 12noon and 2pm to 5pm and teach up to four families. Remember our standard is 3 or 4 kids per family, if he gets four families with 3 kids each at 3k to 5k per child, he will make more money doing lessons than teaching in school. Some teachers charge more than these amount I stated. Always look for a legal loophole to exploit and money must show. I Know a guy that resigned from the school he teaches and does just private lessons for the same students.

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Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe-Damijo Celebrates 2 Million Instagram Followers In Style (Pix) by egopersonified(f): 7:15pm On Jan 13, 2021
fourboys:
make I save this ur clothes first show my telo... i go comment leta

Hope you look that material well. That ripples wey you dey see so na material do am oo, no be tailor. Before you go con open thread now dey do what I asked vs what o got.
Business / Re: My Brother's Salesgirl Is Stealing from Him, Should I Tell Him? by egopersonified(f): 5:57pm On Jan 12, 2021
manoftheyear, please forget that warning her to make her stop. A thief will always be a thief, there are people surviving on half her salary. The issue here is to employ someone else, train the person for a week, teach them how to enter everything sold and spent in the sales book, your brother should calculate and Mark where he collects money from her and always give her back a specific amount of change, like 5k Everytime he collects money, so if she sold 20k,she will have 25k because she would add it to the change with her. If there is any excess, which will occur out of human error and not stealing, it should be noted down.

But the most important aspect in a one man business is not writing down sales but how do you detective shortage in stock. Ask your brother to open a ledger book where everything in the store will be counted and the quantities entered, then she should minus the total of each days sales from the total and add any item brought into the shop. If your brother can't do this, he can employ a supervisor or manager solely to post. If he says he can't pay another person, let him know he is already paying three people as a result of stealing.

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Education / Re: What A Student Wrote In His Exam Sheet. by egopersonified(f): 7:25am On Jan 10, 2021
Did something similar in my junior waec Yoruba exam. I wrote only, ejo ma/sir, mo kin se omo Yoruba, for the theory section and did guess work for objectives. I got a C in that exam.

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Politics / Re: There's No Difference Between Oshiomhole And Donald Trump – Idahosa by egopersonified(f): 7:17am On Jan 10, 2021
Op you are right, but oshiomole is the best governor Edo state has produced

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Romance / Re: My Fiance Said This About DNA, For 3 Days I Have Not Sleep by egopersonified(f): 8:18pm On Jan 06, 2021
Meaning she will only cheat with your male family members that look like you. Don't worry, even if they are not your children, they will be your nephew, niece, cousin or siblings, so there will be no need to disown them, after all they are still your blood.

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike: 'Visit Your Wife’s Office, See If Your Kids Resemble Any Co-Worker' by egopersonified(f): 7:21pm On Jan 06, 2021
Blackdisciple:
Women are more scared of DNA test more than covid19....


If you don't cheat you don't have to be afraid of the DNA test.

why Una dey fear, no body don't answer me oo

My brother even me that married as a secondary virgin tongue anytime I hear these stories, I try to remember if I really stayed clear of other men. Talk more of those that dated others. Some women might not even know who the father is. Women are probably taking their kids for dna tests too. So they can be sure, in case Oga finds out. They can start planning their escape route.

And I am surprised people are saying if the child looks like you, no issue. What if she cheated with your brother, uncle, cousin or father?
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike: 'Visit Your Wife’s Office, See If Your Kids Resemble Any Co-Worker' by egopersonified(f): 7:14pm On Jan 06, 2021
Someone once showed me a married woman that runs a provision shop, that her son looks exactly like her neighbor who owns a dry cleaning shop. When the comments were getting too much, she stopped bringing the baby to her shop.

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Family / Re: Read Full Gist: Touching Story Of Tunde Thomas And Fcmb Md, Adam Nuru, Has Broke by egopersonified(f): 10:44am On Jan 02, 2021
But the son looks like the MD ooo. Which kin wahala be this? My bro, rest on.
Religion / Re: 2021 Prophecy: Osinbajo Will Become Nigerian President – Ghanian Prophet Reveals by egopersonified(f): 10:38am On Jan 02, 2021
Anyone thinking osinbanjo govt will be different from buhari govt does not know Nigeria. Yes, it's good to hope and have faith but come things can't change.
Crime / Re: #dna Scandal: Man Dies After Wife Confesses Their Children Belonged To Fcmb Bos by egopersonified(f): 10:27am On Jan 02, 2021
DoubleEngine007:
That is why I advise people to run DNA test for a child,even before they r discharged from the hospital immediately after child birth. Trust Nobody

yes, dna tests for both parents, to also check switched babies
Crime / Re: Mechanic, 3 Others Killed In Fresh Edo Cult War by egopersonified(f): 10:21am On Jan 02, 2021
Wednesday was not funny Sha. People kept saying it was armed robbers not knowing it was cultists. Police even join dey chase them. The whole oliha market,siloko road,ehaipen, erhunwense, oguola, tv road,etc turn to war zone. Imagine, carpenter and mechanic cultists.

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