₦airaland Forum

fergie001:
Bearings & Distances, Circle Geometry; these are always tough ones.

Chai.....take heart.

Once maths reach trigonometry,my power dey fail me.othee aspects easy.buh u see dat trigonometry?I dey fail myself in advance

macho44:
My experience isn't palatable at all, truly truly, "HUNGER" Bad .
So, in my case, it happened years back, I was in primary 1, and I had a baby brother who was barely 2 years old. I returned home from school on that fateful day, the sun was burning hot and I was super hungry, because my classmates for school then(Kalac Nursery & Primary School, Olodi -Apapa) Sabi beg.
Normal before we reach house food don suppose ready, but on that fateful day Dem Neva even start to cook, na so I enter my mama room go check if I fit see something chop. While ransacking her cabinet, my roaming eyes caught something that looked like beans on the floor, based on say na Beans we chop that morning go school I reason say e fit be part of the beans wey fall off from person plate, na so I rush pick am put for mouth begin chop.
Brethren!!! Lo & Behold, it wasn't beans, na SHIT as in feaces way my baby bro pass out from his Kaka, he folo eat the beans and e come out for his shit.
That incident has remained evergreen, i no forget am.

guy,abeg I dey office,no make Dem think say I dey craze with laughter

HealthWealthy:
He might not be treating her well because he sees her as someone he just sleeps with and give her money. She might actually like me for real, I'm yet to be fully interested in her though.

guy u get mind ooo.girl when u know who dey nack am.no b once,no b twice,u still dey consider her.u wan chop am clean mouth abi u wan serious with her?

Elock1:

Honestly I respect people that follow this show.

I know it's a form of entertainment but I just can't imagine myself sitting down to watch this show, I can't just flow.

Wetin do football or atleast zee world for the ladies.

Another rubbish show I know is keeping up with the Kardashians.
Keeping up with them as what?

as per say we no get work do nah.whats so important about those Kardashians sef dat I will want to keep up with Dem for?ders nothing to learn,nothing to imbibe,just arrant nonsense about some shitting ND pissing human like me.

Remag666:
Which jungle? What If bandits kidnap them

God,u just gave me a rude awakening to d reality of Nigeria today.the last time we saw dis show,dere was no fear of the jungle fah.no bandits,kidnappers etc.Kai,good old days

Abdul05:
Nigerian passport is useless , very useful.


Ibos messed up this country big-time

Dem wan come bailout say Dem dey go biafra.na lie,we gather dey here.

lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCNIsvYk68Y

Army Green Helicopter Dropped Bandits Who Killed Ten In Katsina Community — Residents

so where was army mentioned in the video?

ebukajay184:
https://www.facebook.com/660673490805047/posts/1948149572057426/?app=fbl

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

are dey standing on the same floor?abi d man is on an elevated ground?am wearing my glasses so I can't see very well.

Emergingnation:
This is an act of war, a matter of survival.

Igbos are fully prepare for any eventuality.

And we'll never condone the kind of treatment melted to shia leader El-zakzaky during his stays in detention....

which igbos are u talking about,d ones in Abuja dat go home with heaps of onions,beans,maize,yam etc only once in a year?or d ones that have found home in the north coz dere is no where to survive in the east?or the ones that have built dere lives outside ur five aside football field in Lagos,Abuja,Kano,Kaduna and other places?mark my word,if d movements we see during Christmas and new year is anything to go by,den dere are more igbos willing to stay back in d north and south west Dan will b willing to go back.if dere is anyone going back,it's simply means dey haven't succeeded outside and so have nothing to lose.

Vickyvice:
if they lock down for a week, that will be the end of ipob, cos there will be serious outrage by the people, even security force will not contain the bloody onslaught against ipob by the easteern masses. It will just end up as win win for fed government. Freedom of movement, conscience, and association e.t.c are fundamental human rights in civilian government, so a fellow civilian has no right to trample on the rights of a civilian. Kanu isn't dead or killed by govt, haba sef.

see,I just pray d fg takes up d challenge and refuse to show up in court with nk.d idiots will den know dat a time comes when people fear death no more and dey will really find out dat dey are in d minority even in d east

BeeBeeOoh:



He's clapping as if he understood what is being discussed there.

Just ask him one question now and he'll start chewing ogbono

U Wey understand even wetin Dem no discuss dey nairaland dey comment.na life b dat

AntiBMC:
Hmm. Hope this is not a ploy to enable terr0rists massacre the villagers that killed 13 bandits yesterday.

I don't see how shutting down telecomm networks will help anything, especially since the soldiers do not even have satellite phones or any means of communicating with each other...and the bandits do.

try dey reason before u talk.i Kno say no b everybody get sense,but at times just keep quiet when u no get anything reasonable to talk

viyon02:
But you can't see results if we don't stop celebrating mediocrity, Ghana has professor as president, Benin republic has graduate as president, south Africa president is a graduate, Putin of Russia study law, Angela markel of Germany has master in physics, macron of France is a graduate and the list continue. We are in twenty first century For God sake still parading questionable waec president, we can't move an inch.

everybody u mentioned have their field,Buhari was a soldier.

Slizzords:
So you have up to 1800 naira in this country. You even get rice for house ��. Which work you dey do?! Are you into banditry, kidnapping or skull mining?! Please answer us

haba nah,e never bad reach like dat nah

adenigga:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/Silence-of-South-East-South-South-governors-over-Kanus-fate-suspicious-IPOB

thesame south east and south south that kanu wanted to turn to another sambisa?una no serious.after threatening d lives of the leaders,u now want dem to speak in your favour?u must b high on pop corn.

Fahdiga:
We knew this would be the outcome even before they formed the useless kangaroo panel. The super thief cannot be extradited to the US but the terrorist Fulani led federal government can commit an extra ordinary rendition of NK whose only offence is exposing the evils of this regime and their co conspirators.

he committed a crime on Nigerian soil

Judolisco:
Ask for their account transfer d money...

If Dem ask for d account na u go first shout "audio transfer".allow Dem do d video transfer

Mcpe:
What’s the point?

to motivate dem.are u happy now?bad belle

Mandyjosh:
In the entertainment and movies industries,the word producer is a common palace and to add to it is another word called executive producer,pls i would like my fellow nairalanders shed more light on these two seperate but commonly uswd words for us.,especially those who have indepth knowledge about art n music.thanks a millions

op it's parlance not palace.b guided.

airminem:
Something tells me these particular men killed are innocent.

The SOUTH will be 'short of men' when APC will leave power by year 2061

They are always innocent nah.dats no news.dere is no ESN,every one killed or captured till date have all been innocent.

lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DRpG31MeE8



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1279476

suppose this happened in Nigeria,u wud have heard how Buhari is a failure yen yen yen.now every one is acting as if it's normal.it happens.

orjisblog:
"Few months after our wedding and honeymoon on this same road, Ohi - Orogwe road in Owerri, west LGA of Imo state.

My wife @owerri_chi and I @orjisblog decided to go fishing, guess what? We caught lots and lots of fishes on the road. We also caught a star fish there too. We are so excited."

U see d problem with Nigerian home movies.shows how shallow u will b if u are ever asked to script a movie.such fish cannot b caught in a muddy environment.any fish therefrom cannot b dat clean as I have dem.if u want to tell us d road is bad,dere are other ways of doing so.this is not funny.

Edibles20:
Lol. I was dead broke.
I remember waking up deep in the night to eat leftover foods from my hostel mates. Anything I see on their plates, I’ll just pack it and eat. Sometimes, will open the pots and pick the ones left by the side of the pots.
My roommates and I were not close. They were levels ahead of me. Different departments. Some were squatters. Most were Muslim. It was a northern federal university.

I could survive on 2,000 for the entire month. There was this burger sold in front on the hostel ar night. It was basically bread and stuffed with veggies. I’d gather all my strength and wait till night. I’ll buy one for like 80 then get water. Most times I went hungry. This was 2005. Suleiman Hostel, room A3 35.

I am really thankful for life. Life has been really fair to me since I got out of school. I have no single complaints

wow,u went through all these?almost got emotional on this.i don't know how guys like u do it,but thumbs up to u.me I go don die.small hunger like dis,my temperature go rise,my body go dey shake,fever go start,I go dey sweat.funny enough,once I chop,I go balance.i hate myself for dat.i no fit withstand hunger shi shi

onthehill:
“Physics na your mate?,” UNN student asks, after his lecturer got stuck while solving a question

A video shared online captured the moment a lecturer got stuck while solving a physics question, IgbereTV reports.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CT4fyi6gBrd/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXO2wEFjIU0

three days ago,my friend at work had to ask me how to spell "answer".not dat he didn't know,it just happen at times.no biggie

ChiefSosa:
CAN should not only suspend him; they should also slap his nonsense face. Make dem pin d reverend to one corner for the church, make dem come rush am with better decking. Instead of feeding him with the word of God, let them feed him with slaps, kicks and punches.
Just a caretaker chairman and he's already acting like he's the voice of the whole Christian Association of Nigeria. There's a difference between him congratulating pantami on his own, than making it look like the whole CAN congratulated him.

haba,wetin happen like this?na thief him thief?

Machinegun91:
You can never see this government parading Fulani herdsmen the way they used to parade other people.

I don't know when security agents doing their work became government parading people.what wud u have Dem do?let Dem go coz u have not seen Dem parade Fulani?

egoldman:
Now all the corruption cases against him will be forgiven he is now accent can you imagine that this is Nigeria as of today.

was he corrupt before?I thought he was being wicthunted because Buhari doesn't like him an he has been attacking him

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-femi-fani-kayode-defects-to-apc/

Shey na to pity wailers now or to laugh Dem?

Gospelpreacher1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5HBpw9Oxg0

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9995371/US-President-Joe-Biden-appears-forget-Scott-Morrisons-nuclear-submarines-announcement.html

Suppose this was Buhari,some ppl wud have screamed to d high heavens to end d world

Beebah2000:
Hmm, okay........
So, what do you want us to do now?
The Future is DNA Test??

He said d boy is a replica of his late father,whats d DNA for?am sure his father died before d boy was conceived.it shud b a sign of the wife's fidelity

MansoryMX:
Why not Northern Kaduna that is populated by Muslims and terrorist sympathies, why Southern Kaduna? A Christian dominated region in Kaduna state. Finally Hell Rufai has instructed his people to go and finish the people of southern kaduna! This country is finished.

u think u have made sense now?

HowManGoDo:
Former PDP spokesperson, Chief Olisa Metuh, has on Saturday put smile on the faces of Kuje prison inmates.

Chief Olisah Metuh, via his foundation, Legend Golden Care Foundation, which he chairs, has before now been doing charity works such as orphan aid, scholarship to indigent students, among many other acts of philantropy.

However, his prison experience birthed an initiative of the Foundation which is primarily focused on helping indigent inmates with the provision of probono legal services, rehabilitation and reintegration into the society as well as giving aids to the families of those in prisons.

Moreso, as part of its activities to put smiles and elate the spirit of the inmates beyond the walls of the prison, Legend Golden Care Foundation Foundation has fully taken over the sponsorship and organisation of a football league in Kuje prison.

According to Metuh, the Kuje prison football competition courtesy of his Foundation's initiative, Beyond The Walls Initiative, shall henceforth be an annual event, with the maiden edition which held on Saturday, September 11, 2021.

On Seeing Olisa Metuh, the inmates were excited and full of life. The prison yard erupted like a mini-festival, as he received reverberating welcome from them. "Akajugo Nnewi" rented the air in the prison environ as the inmates chanted Olisa Metuh's traditional title (Akajugo Nnewi).

The sight and the reaction by the prison inmates showed that Metuh has been able to, before now, touch their lives in very special ways and they have become fond of him in the proces. His kind gestures have become a source of hope for them.

The moral from the visit, is that it is good to be good and it is good to do good in all places anyone finds himself or herself.

Metuh declared that the Beyond The Walls Initiative competition as sponsored by his Foundation, Legend Golden Care Foundation, will henceforth be hel dacross all the correctional facilities in the FCT as an annual event. According to Metuh, the initiative will cover both the male and female inmates.

"The essence is to give the inmates an avenue to exercise their bodies. It also is to give the inmates hope that they can become better persons in the society", Metuh said.

Via the initiative, Metuh will also be giving the highest rate of probono services ever heard of in Abuja and in Nigeria. The idea is to give inmates who cannot afford legal representation, free legal representation. This way, he will be able to help the wrongly jailed inmates, get justice.

The teams that emerged first, second and third in the football tournament were all given prizes. In addition, the first three highest goalscorers were given prizes. Prizes were also given to the best three players in the tournament.

Chief Metuh commended the Federal Government for coming up with enabling environment at correctional centres, such that can help sharpen the minds of the prison inmates, as well as boosting their individual wellbeing.

He further noted that the activities help in training the minds of the prison inmates, such that they are imbued with what it takes to be better persons in the society at the end of their time in prison.

Chief Metuh used the opportunity to encourage public spirited Nigerians to show more concern and empathy to those in prison as there are many who are unjustly incarcerated.

Indeed, Chief Metuh made the day of the Kuje prison inmates and they are indeed full of thanks, appreciation and hope.

So him don well now?