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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:16pm On Aug 05, 2018
kneo:
Nice one
you are welcome
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:57am On Aug 05, 2018
don't ever make the mistake of putting the wrong oil in you beautiful cars engine. check your oil and filter specs
that suits your car

https://mobiloil.com/en/product-selector
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:54am On Aug 04, 2018
Khaytunechi:
No offlines yet,, hoping to build more connects as the experience comes.. Thank you,, no,, not on rentals.. Thanks eherbal and Gentlelife50
you're welcome bro .best of luck. cool
Car Talk › Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by eherbal(m): 11:05am On Aug 04, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
phone is loaded, as Uncle is about to call dipo, dipo calls back, and apologises for the network inconsistencies, he is not done talking when Uncle fires back! Oga the light is on o! I did not even leave lekki when it came on, what do we do?

Dipo pauses for a minute, then explains to Uncle that he will have to re-scan vehicle to understand what triggered the malfunction lamp. Dipo asks Uncle to please come back for a re-scan.

traffic changed from mild to total stand still at the tail end of 3rd mainland, and Uncle is hungry, nephew is hungry too, they signal evilspirit to bring gala and eherbal to bring malt.

As Uncle was washing down the Gala with the Malt, Readone35L summoned courage to explain to Uncle about a cars electronics, he explained the role of the engine computer and sensors, and said it might be something minor. Uncle just nods his head in agreement and says, "I hope your friend did not put fake parts"
lol. grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:00am On Aug 04, 2018
Khaytunechi:
First day on Uber. Day five on Taxify. So far, so good??

Tgiirl ,, Dovehorizon and the Gazzuzz
Weldon bro . the path will soon be paved.keep going at it.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:14pm On Aug 02, 2018
Dovehorizon:
You are welcome Bruv.
Lol, as I type this, we are together and she is in the kitchen...
cooking up some soul food,I guess cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m):
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m):
Dovehorizon:
You are welcome Bruv.

Lol, as I type this, we are together and she is in the kitchen...
cooking up some soul food,I guess cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m):
Lordcrixus:
Ofcourse I can’t rule that out, because I was surprised also when the seller (based abroad) told me the odometer reading. The 74,000km is circa 46,500 miles and for a 2007 car is quite unbelievable. And also the car came with my Matrix 2003 with 260,000 km. He promised to send the VIN today and I will modify the advert as soon as I get it.
the VIN number is usual by the door side. black plated, rectangular in shape.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 7:58pm On Aug 01, 2018
kneo:
Wow and wow.
I am so grateful.
I have sent a pm thru your mail
surely after hardship comes ease, surely after hardship comes ease.it shall be easy with you.congrarulations kneo cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:38am On Aug 01, 2018
TheCar:
I love to engage in intelligent conversation. I like people share ideas without hidden intentions. I like people who have facts, figures and market realities not some assumptions derived from Business Plan.

If you can't read as a business person, I wonder the kind of business you do. You're a business person and you're not detail-oriented.

Like you said, Ayam a poor mind but poor mind like us are busy sharing money making ideas without hidding any details but Rich mind like you can't even tell us how to start a bakery business. What we need to start, when we can get raw material, the target market, cost involved in setting up a bakery etc. Yet you're busy hyping yourself.

Boss, be humble. Give details not mere say. We don't need hype man here, we need men of value. People who can add value. grin
you forgot to add 'cheers'. abi you dey vex ni? grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:03pm On Jul 31, 2018
slamstanlee:
i will just derail dis thread with spiritual talk... just pick up some books on mystics and read
don't let's go there bro.ive read about the mystics.believe me ,it wasn't funny.i was young and very stupid. even had an out of body experience. Thank God I've passed that phase of my life. those things work and are real. till this day, I still see jinns in a fraction of milli seconds occasionally. cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:36pm On Jul 31, 2018
slamstanlee:
the spiritual controls the physical. I got home and told my neighbor. And ask her how its possible. She said her mum experience that once too, and she told me things that got me trembled
pls do share thanks
slamstanlee:
the spiritual controls the physical. I got home and told my neighbor. And ask her how its possible. She said her mum experience that once too, and she told me things that got me trembled
pls do share thanks grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:47pm On Jul 30, 2018
[quote author=harlee post=69837960][/quote]he meant ice coldundecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:57pm On Jul 30, 2018
crossfire47:
Thanks a lot bro. I didn't even reason things this way in the first place. She called to negotiate a trip worth minimum of 5k yesterday (I was driving home then), agreed on fare, later she demanded I called her when I got home n was settled (this was like 11.50pm) got home n called back as agreed, that was when her intentions were made known. Babe Is a sex starved nympho n a 3some'ist, but as she cant afford a 3some, a one on one would fulfill her fantasies. One of my rules of thumb is to thoroughly scrutinize things that presents itself easily. Proverbs 7 6-27 reminded me of d consequences.,May God help us all.
a lesson to be learned. cool



Proverbs 7:6-27 King James Version (KJV)
For at the window of my house I looked through my casement,
And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding,
Passing through the street near her corner; and he went the way to her house,
In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark night:
And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.
(She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house:
Now is she without, now in the streets, and lieth in wait at every corner.)
So she caught him, and kissed him, and with an impudent face said unto him,
I have peace offerings with me; this day have I payed my vows.
Therefore came I forth to meet thee, diligently to seek thy face, and I have found thee.
I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with carved works, with fine linen of Egypt.
I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon.
Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
For the goodman is not at home, he is gone a long journey:
He hath taken a bag of money with him, and will come home at the day appointed.
With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him.
He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks;
Till a dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the snare, and knoweth not that it is for his life.
Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye children, and attend to the words of my mouth.
Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths.
For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her.
Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.
cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 7:09am On Jul 30, 2018
slamstanlee:
admiralty dat drivers will jam-packed like sardines.... when next u are on phase 1 at morning and evening drive to prime water view estates, it off freedom way... nice parking space and cool breeze to chill. That spot is a hotzone as request can com from ikate too.
do you know why you'll never lack requests ? it's because you're an unselfish and sharing person.you give out vital information willingly without any inhibitions,thereby putting food on your fellow drivers table. that,my friend,has earned you my respect.like thecar and some other resourceful folks on this thread,I'll be looking forward to meeting you.
as for those of you hoarding information,and discouraging peeps from coming aboard, remember,If the sky is big enough for birds to fly without getting in each other's way, I believe this business should be able to accommodate everyone interested in it.away with the negative energy and mischief.better days are up ahead.we shall all succeed.amen .cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m):
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:40am On Jul 30, 2018
TheCar:
Are you now in Toyota Club?
I still dey reason the matter .Honda Civic make sense self.i wonder if anyone dey drive am for hia
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:29am On Jul 30, 2018
TheCar:
grin grin grin grin
Ayam blushing.
grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 1:22pm On Jul 29, 2018
TheCar:
You're right.

But I don't think any car owner with his functional and right senses correctly working would tell driver to handle some expenses for his/her car on a weekly rental.

I handle my repairs and at times try to subsidize any payment including car wash (sometimes) my partner incur except for petrol expenses.

I wouldn't take anything less than 35k weekly but wouldn't discouraged anyone collecting below 35k. Different people different stroke. Final decision belongs to the Car Owner not advisers. grin

Kn.eo is on 30k weekly driving a 2010 Toyota Corolla 1.8 Ltr engine whereas some drivers are on 35-37k driving a 2.3L engine 2004/2005 car. Some would say it's Luck, some would say it's favour and some would say it's negotiation skills.

That's why it's essential for new and upcoming drivers to take time first to LEARN from experience drivers before they EARN the badge. Experience drivers should also stop discouraging New and Upcoming drivers.

New and Upcoming drivers aren't threat to you. They wouldn't snatched your partner, new car owners are coming on board so new drivers need to come on board.

We encourage new car owners to come on board so why are people discouraging new drivers from coming on board.

Teach them, grow them, groom them. Chillex.8 is trying his bit although we fight him or diss him on some matters but he never stop grooming new drivers coming on board. He wouldn't support a defaulting driver and wouldn't stop abusing car owners with dead cars.

New drivers should asked questions and you experienced drivers should be kind enough to encourage, support or guide them.

Cheers
surgically deciphered and explained. I'll like to meet you one of these days. that chillex8 part tho.i believe he's just being an advocate for his voiceless colleagues.controversial fellow cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:30am On Jul 29, 2018
slamstanlee:
last week....
picked up a lady at isaac john...destination agungi area.... then she begged me not to do like the driver that brought her to mainland. Cos she isn't vast with roads on mainland ,and had drop her car. Said d driver was driving round long route and fare at the end was 6500. Estimated fare was btwn 3400 and 4200 Wtf! I asked her to do a fare review and her balance would be added to her next ride. Said she didn't know how to....
While driving, i instructed her on what to click and read d options to me...till d end. Instantly dey refunded 1900....she was so glad. I told her thats the way to go, Uber got u covered.

*the driver would be pained when he sees a drastic reduction..... nonsense and ingredient grin
nice one bro.nice one.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:26am On Jul 29, 2018
SmartToyota:
Illuminate the city with no triangles
Light logos available
morning sir.i just want to know if your parts come with warranty,since it's briscoe. for the sake of all Toyota's owner here , kindly enlighten us on how to differentiate between the original and fake parts.thanks in anticipation.
Autos › Re: Very clean 2010 Honda City for 750k by eherbal(m): 9:47am On Jul 29, 2018
damilola38:
Available
if the engine im looking at has just been replaced,then it's a good deal.happy sales bruh. cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:12pm On Jul 27, 2018
Gentlelife50:
Me sef don dey do am. For this small chop era I can't be taking nonsense too.
you have joined bad gang grin
Autos › Re: ................. by eherbal(m): 9:02am On Jul 26, 2018
Cosplay
Gazzuzz
Diportivo
Thecar
Carshopper
Iyaegin
Dovehorizon
Brogxy
Taxiappguy
Bigkendo
Gentlelife
Eyinne
Blackfm
chucsmoore
chillex8
Jayoh
Nitigriti
Dru23
Autos › Re: ................. by eherbal(m): 8:55am On Jul 26, 2018
Nice one computerglobal. Keep the transperancy flag flying cool
Autos › Re: Fresh Toks 2003 Toyota Matrix Just Landed... (2.150M crispy Clean) by eherbal(m): 2:14pm On Jul 21, 2018
chccho:
Cosplay the so desperate,self ordained class captain, what happened to the rest of the VIN report ? U forgot to post those too?

Or u were dissapointed it wasnt as bad as u wished it was?

It will interest u to know that even after all your tireless and bitter criticisms on my Ads, i have still sold those same vehicles effortlessly even with all your bad belle posts .. so who is making a big fool here? cos its definitely not me. Like i have said earler your so called campaign would have made sense but u the campaigner and your cohorts are far from wisdom hence your campaign is a failure.

If i were in your shoes i will spend all this negative energy into creating my own car blog/site, so i can state the rules and dictate to users what and what not to advertise.

As far as Nairaland and seun are concerned u are just like those loser tenants that cant pay house rent but rather wish their landlords dead so they can either acquire the whole buildings or leave in their shitholes and throw tantrums...

Why should i even bother about posting VIN when i have u my houseboy to do it grin grin
you're a liar and a death merchant. self justification of your dubious sales to innocent and ignorant buyers will certainly be your undoing. youre gleefully headed to a point of no return . it's Already too late for you anyways. keep up with the lies and guile.build it up to a momentum,and watch good ol KARMA do the rest.
CAVEAT EMPTOR on your sales cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:40pm On Jul 20, 2018
Gentlelife50:
Abi ooo, maybe he didn't really need the bonus.
Even it's three that's remaining for the weekend e must come oooo. If you no know you know truly. grin
una Neve close ni?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:47pm On Jul 20, 2018
Gentlelife50:
Do I complain? I use a forbidden phone sha? grin
bought from the evil forest abi? grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:44pm On Jul 20, 2018
this is a very important notice for every driver on the platform.pls ,for the sake of your continued source of sustenance, drive smart and wisely.dont be swayed by the surge and money.many cars are under water as I speak. pls don't be greedy and stupid. what you don't make today,will be made tomorrow. Happy Hussle cool
Travel › Re: It’s Not Our Responsibility,brt Staff React To The Dirtiness Of Their Bus(photo) by eherbal(m): 5:46pm On Jul 20, 2018
of course I it's not their responsibility.leave dirty for lawmagrin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:22pm On Jul 20, 2018
Gentlelife50:
Chaii, we are going to soak, immerse and baptize them in their blood today. grin
you no complain now o. which phone are you using? grin

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