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haykay2005:
Can someone put me tru on how to clean the car headlight with toothpaste? I watched the video on YouTube and the result is wonderful. Now, Have used like four toothpaste(Pepsodent, close up, olive and maxam) but no positive result yet. Please, what brand of toothpaste can do the magic in Nigeria. And if you have another home made trick, please share with the house. Thank you

use a blue or green gel toothpaste. Apply with chamois leather or abrasive paper. Leave it on for an hour or so. Wash off with water till squeaky. Dry off. Now apply turtle wax or any other quality wax. Leave for an hour or so. Wipe off with water. Dry off. Voila! Thank me later.

Siena:
[color=Blue]Dustbin lid.[/color]

sacarstically epic

3rd avenue ,festac town undisputed champion. Festac grammar school 1989 undisputed champion. You just have to master scoring from impossible angles. And always come with your trusted buttons. Ooooh! Those days ...............bless you op

Get a vw LT 28 or 35 . Far more reasonable

#teammannytranny for life! friends and colleagues think I'm so yesterday .thanks Sienna for proving them wrong. So showing this beautiful write up to them.

Saw it on my way to ladipo dis morning.it ran over some peeps selling wares by the road side.couldnt wait to see the gore. Don't have a stomach for it.lastma men took control of the situation

He probably told her he was ending the marriage;then she lost it!

Different cars. Observe the plates .what is the op trying to do?

Denn:
Project phase 2.

The project was slowed down a bit due to some exigencies. Now it has been revived.

I was not happy with the overall body work done on the vehicle by the panel beater so i decided to first ensure the body was repaired optimally before proceeding.

It was evident that the previous paint jobs have been hurried applications of large amounts of potty and cheap paint. I decided to first remove them all.

A new panel beater was sourced who had a grinder plus plenty of time.

Work started this morning.

bro I'm so inspired. I need to get a project going soon. Maybe I should have go at my 22 year old Honda Accord cc7 F2057 engine (bullet)manual no air-condition. Bad windshield, tokunboh tires,some bad wirings (had to return to default myself). Water is getting thru the sun roof. Limp sunroof cover, no mudguards or something like that. Bad shocks. Noisy driver side shaft. Bad headlights(always facing up), etc
Car handles incredibly well. (thanks Gazzuzz, very much) I call her "A*ss Handler",because she's hardly lost a race to cars her category. Always handing dem dere asses.wicked tin
So now I'm gonna restore her lost glory and beauty. Very soon. WATCH OUT!!!

Siena:
[color=Blue]Nostalgia City.

I lived in Benin City for over 13 years. The good old days of Tuke Tuke, Datsun 120Y, and of course the venerable Volkswagen Beetle.[/color]

the 120y was my mums first ride. White colored and a fantastic interior smell that brings back memories. The last time I was in one was in abeokuta .the nostalgia consumed me. She bought it at sunny motors at ebutte metta

Nice ride. Can we see the engine pics pls. Serious buyer

Jazaka Allah Khayrun. Just Updated Myself. Proud Muslim. Happy Muslim

This was once a rich man's sitting room. Notice the dial phone and other antiques

Overspeeding, headlong collision. RIP to the deceased.

Gazzuzz, I'm bringing in the corolla tomorrow morning.have you gotten the cost for the parts discussed. Can't get thru to you on phone. The accord will 'escort ' it.l. Pls call.thanks

Your use of smileys and quick responses shows you're a veteran and not a newbie. You don't even know how to be an impostor

Hermaphrodite

maleGirl:
lol y such question?


[size=15]IamMaleGirl[/size]

i guess you're the banned gurl. She likes giving questions for questions.

maleGirl:
Hi peeps,am a newbie on this forum,I got interested in this site through a friend of mine(girl). She's told me a lot abt this forum,"your guys" "nice chats" and others. Sad enough,she's on BAN,this is the exact thing that trips abt this site "BAN"

I hereby welcome myself


#IamMaleGirl

do you smoke weed?

Ops state of mind

Glad It did.Just waiting for Mods to deem it fit for front page
CC Royalroy

GAZZUZZ:
I wonder if Eherbal is married


Nice thread add source.

heres your sauce sir Gazzuz. BTW boss, I need you to check my jalopy for me needs ur attention .

Mods, front page pls.lets spread the fun. Thanks

Would like a rejoinder on men though

Subject: The Wife



About Wife

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~ByTommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer..ing!
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is beacause they don't have a Wife"
~by Brandon Breezy

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