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funlord:
Thank the lord and carry on!

Bless you sir. Have a nice weekend

teasel:
Op, just shut up and mind your business.
They'll dress however the hell they want to and there's abosolutely nothing you and other fish brains can do about it.

Your outburst has shown the kind of girl you are and the type of upbringing you received at home. I hope in your eventual lonely high, you won't be biting your fingers, regretting not adhering to the words of elders. At The end of The Day, it's you, your misery ,and a lice ridden cat ,that companions you. Because it's The way your type ends Up eventually. Pity.

funlord:


Op! It seems you are in love with "village _bitches or local content"? Please kindly dispense with this your flawed reasoning before you end up married to a creature like "patience jonathan"!

better a local content than One that will shorten your livespan .By the way bro, the wife is a civil engineer, and I promise you, she's the type mummy will approve without giving it a second tot. She's a rare find. Im Glad I found her.

waazmoney:
INTRODUCTION.

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Earlier last month, after series of thorough research for a better way to improve Our cab business here in Asaba, We finally decided to equip some of Our cabs with the Taxi Rooftop Led Display Advertising Screens. We started off with the project immediately and by the Grace of God, the project came out to be a success and was unveiled yesterday the 27th of June 2015. Below are some pictures, Please Kindly review and drop your opinion. Thanks

Congrats Bro. God Grace The Business. Amen. By The look Of Your Cars Body Paint, Just Hoping You Won't be Having Issues With FRSC, Cause Of Color Similarities. Don't Forget To Install Trackers On The Lot

mutter:
Men are to blame for that!
They are not trying to sell their samsung that is why the keep it covered.
When you want to sell something have to put it on show.
So that is what they are doing.
And I do not necessarily mean just prostitutes or women that sleep with men for money. The whole world is a market.
The same applies on the job market and in society.

Invitation to treat. So, Dear, What Do You Have For Sale?
His Royalty, Royalroy, Pls Do The Needful .Thanks

Tallesty1:
Trouble dey sleep.

It's Like The Plague Bro

Ladies of nowadays would never seize to amuse me.
They hold the most expensive phones and because
they know the worth of those phones, If you check
the phones, they are well covered with a phone-
cover. Check the screen, it's well guarded with a
screen guard. Some go around with Samsung galaxy
Tabs and iPads all well guarded and protected! Check
even the keys, they are well protected with a keypad
protector.
But ironically, these ladies walk all over the streets
with their bodies well exposed. WHY?... It's either
the phones are worth more than your bodies or you
are yet to recognize your worth as a woman... So I
wish to know; which one is more valuable, The
phones, ipads, tabs or your body?
Your naked body can only attract irresponsible guys
who will use your body to satisfy their sexual needs
(hit and run) But it will not attract a husband or real
man out there, Take it or leave it, that's the bitter
truth so re- evaluate and set your priority righ

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GAZZUZZ:
More than u currently earn!

If u don't have any positive thing to write, just pass

Epic!

I'm interested sir. only problem is that I only have a school leaving certificate,but my passion for cars should override that deficiency.
Added advantage is that you already know me. Do I get the job?

eherbal:
location pls. when can I come for inspection?the interior isn't clear enough

you didn't mention anything about it's working condition.

otedola1:
Available

location pls. when can I come for inspection?the interior isn't clear enough

chucky234:
Time and place?
Hmmm ok Sambisa forest will do

Nice.A gentleman's way of saying 'no'

GAZZUZZ:
Checked.

https://www.nairaland.com/1902812/toks-1996-1998-toyota-hiace

https://www.nairaland.com/2287738/clean-lagos-cleared-toks-1999


Nah another chuky234 de sell these cars? ELENUBI...........

Evil

GAZZUZZ:
Should I list the parts you have replaced and the monies you have spent?

The OP is a woman not a young man that can enter ladipo at will.

You still have not come over for the repair job


Smoked me down? I just let u feel good come and try it again

hehehehehehehehe!anytime bro. But after you fix the other problem ni o. Lol. Still dusted another ride recently. Think I've totaled the clutch .
Chucky234,shey you and Gazzuzz no be paddy again ni. Will like for you guys to bury the hatchet once and for all. A Drag Race should soothe the frayed nerves.Time and Place? Your call

My Honda Bullet Sold For 250k.Its The Same Ride I used In Smoking Down Gazzuzz Peugeot 406 or Is It 407 After He Put It In Shape For Me. You Could See The Pains In His Eyes He Had His Revenge Later Sha. .Go For The Bulldog Halla or Bullet Dear. Readily Available Parts,(pure water) Easy To Maintain,Good Perfomance.

Nehemiah 8 v4-6

4 And Ezra the scribe stood upon a pulpit of wood, which they had made for the purpose; and beside him stood Mattithiah, and Shema, and Anaiah, and Urijah, and Hilkiah, and Maaseiah, on his right hand; and on his left hand, Pedaiah, and Mishael, and Malchiah, and Hashum, and Hashbadana, Zechariah, and Meshullam.

5 And Ezra opened the book in the sight of all the people; (for he was above all the people and when he opened it, all the people stood up:

6 And Ezra blessed the Lord, the great God. And all the people answered, Amen, Amen, with lifting up their hands: and they bowed their heads, and worshipped the Lord with their faces to the ground.

Joshua 5 v15
The commander of the LORD's army replied, "Take off your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy." And Joshua did so.

Matthew 26:39

39 Going a little farther, he fell with his face to the ground and prayed, “My Father, if it is possible, may this cup be taken from me. Yet not as I will, but as you will.”

Numbers 20 v6
Moses and Aaron went from the assembly to the entrance to the tent of meeting and fell facedown, and the glory of the LORD appeared to them

Genesis 17 v 3
Abram fell facedown, and God said to him

Jeremiah 36 v 9
In the ninth month of the fifth year of Jehoiakim son of Josiah king of Judah, a time of fasting before the LORD was proclaimed for all the people in Jerusalem and those who had come from the towns of Judah.
Isaiah 2v 2
In the last days the mountain of the LORD's temple will be established as the highest of the mountains; it will be exalted above the hills, and all nations will stream to it.
Jazakhallaah Khair. May Allah Increase You In Knowledge and Wisdom

a Lil bit over 180kph .third mainland to oworonsoki. 2001toyota corona.

Love Birds Happy Sales Sir

i drive the lt 28 diesel. had the turbo removed .to maintain your turbo engine,let it idle for 1 min before switching off the engine. let it run for 3mins in the mornings before driving off.

Salaam Alaekum Waramatullah Wabaraka Tuh .
Allah is the Allah Of Possibilities and Impossibilities !He Alone Is Answerable For His Own Actions. A Mere Mortal Like you Would Not Comprehend. All your allegations or accusations are based on human understanding and calculations. How Will You Know When You've Been Deprived of Your Reasoning? Allah Mentioned The Ozone Layer, The Meeting Of The Two Waters,Neither Crossing To The Other side.The Core Of The Mountains, which He Used To Peg The Earth In Other To Stabilize It.And Many More. How Could Understand? You Won't And Never Will.
You're An Unbeliever, A Hypocrite. Nothing Any Believer Says Will Hold Water With You. Allah's Reasoning Supersedes Yours, a mere man. Still, You'll Never Decipher Knowledge Even If It's Handed To You.
Allah Described your Type As "Deaf, Dumb and Blind",The Worst State Of Human Achievement. You Will Know. There Were Some Before you, They'll be others when you're gone. But In The End you Will Know.



Ma Sallam


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does the Quran and sunnahever say or mention that mountains are inmoving or unshakable? Because I study geology and we know mountains move with the movement of tectonic plates but it is very small and unnoticed by humans. Also if Quran and sunnah never say this why do so many mufaseereen and scholars say this?

Praise be to Allah.

Firstly:

The Holy Qur’an speaks of the mountains and explains that Allah, may He be exalted, created them so as to make the earth stable and, so that it would not shake or move.

Allah, may He be exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning):

“And the earth We spread out, and placed therein firm mountains”

[al-Hijr 15:19]

“And We have placed on the earth firm mountains, lest it should shake with them”

[al-Anbiya’ 21:31]

“Have We not made the earth as a bed,

And the mountains as pegs?”

[an-Naba’ 78:6-7]

“And the mountains He has fixed firmly”

[an-Naazi‘aat 79:32].

The description of the mountains as “firm” and the statement that Allah, may He be exalted, “fixed them firmly” means that they are stable. This is reflected by the meaning of the root of these words in Arabic.

See: al-Qaamoos al- Muheet (p. 1662); Lisaan al-‘Arab (14/321)

This idea of the mountains being firmly fixed is not denied by geology. Geological research proves that the mountains are fixed firmly in the earth and that they stabilise the earth. The roots of the mountains beneath the surface of the earth are several times deeper than the height of that which appears above the surface.

Hence Allah, may He be exalted, stated that He made the mountains pegs, and the part of the peg that is driven into the ground is longer than the part that remains above it. That is what gives it greater strength so that it can hold firm the ropes of the tent.

With regard to what geology says about the mountains moving horizontally a few millimetres every year, and that they are moving vertically, increasing or decreasing in height by a few millimetres every year, these are theories that do not contradict the description of the mountains as being stable and fixed, because it is a very slight movement that cannot be noted except by means of very precise instruments, and the effects of that movement appears after millions of years.

That is what they say, and Allah knows best how true it is; there is no reference to that in the apparent meanings of the Qur’an.

Secondly:

One of the texts we will quote here is the verse in which Allah, may He be exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning):

“And you will see the mountains and think them solid, but they shall pass away as the passing away of the clouds. The Work of Allah, Who perfected all things, verily! He is Well-Acquainted with what you do”

[an-Naml 27:88].

Some contemporary scholars are of the view that what is referred to here is the spinning of the earth on its axis and that when the earth spins, the mountains spin with it.

But this view is not correct. Rather the correct view about the meaning of this verse is that it is speaking about the Day of Resurrection, when Allah will blast and scatter the mountains and move them from their places. This is indicated by the context of the verses, as this passage is speaking about the Day of Resurrection.

Moreover, the other verses that speak about the moving of the mountains all speak about the Day of Resurrection. Allah, may He be exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning):

“And (remember) the Day on which the Trumpet will be blown and all who are in the heavens and all who are on the earth, will be terrified except him whom Allah will (exempt). And all shall come to Him humbled.

And you will see the mountains and think them solid, but they shall pass away as the passing away of the clouds. The Work of Allah, Who perfected all things, verily! He is Well-Acquainted with what you do”

[an-Naml 27:87-88].

The commentator Shaykh Muhammad al-Ameen ash-Shinqeeti (may Allah have mercy on him) said: The words of Allah, may He be exalted, “And you will see the mountains” follow on from the words “And (remember) the Day on which the Trumpet will be blown and all who are in the heavens and all who are on the earth, will be terrified…” That is: (remember) the Day on which the Trumpet will be blown and all who are in the heavens will be terrified and you will see the mountains… The context clearly indicates that the passing away of the mountains that will be like the passing away of the clouds will occur on the Day on which the Trumpet will be blown; it is not happening now. End quote.

He also said:

All the verses which speak of the mountains moving refer to the Day of Resurrection, such as the verses in which Allah, may He be exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning):

“On the Day when the heaven will shake with a dreadful shaking,

And the mountains will move away with a (horrible) movement”

[at-Toor 52:9-10]

“And (remember) the Day We shall cause the mountains to pass away (like clouds of dust), and you will see the earth as a levelled plain”

[al-Kahf 18:47]

“And the mountains shall be moved away from their places and they will be as if they were a mirage”

[an-Naba’ 78:20]

“And when the mountains shall made to pass away”

[at-Takweer 81:3].

End quote from Adwa’ al-Bayaan (6/490)

Ibn Katheer (may Allah have mercy on him) said:

The words “And you will see the mountains and think them solid, but they shall pass away as the passing away of the clouds” [an-Naml 27: 88] mean: you see them as if they are fixed and will remain as they are, but they will pass away as the clouds pass away; that is, they will move from their places, as Allah, may He be exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning):

“On the Day when the heaven will shake with a dreadful shaking,

And the mountains will move away with a (horrible) movement”

[at-Toor 52:9-10]

“And they ask you concerning the mountains, say; ‘My Lord will blast them and scatter them as particles of dust.

‘Then He shall leave it as a level smooth plain.

‘You will see therein nothing crooked or curved’”

[Ta-Ha 20:105]

“And (remember) the Day We shall cause the mountains to pass away (like clouds of dust), and you will see the earth as a levelled plain”

[al-Kahf 18:47].

End quote from Tafseer Ibn Katheer (6/217)

Conclusion: there is nothing in the Qur’an that refers to the movement of the mountains during the life of this world.

For more information please see:

http://www.alukah.net/culture/63837/0

http://www.alukah.net/sharia/72873/0

And Allah knows best.

mod. pls take down this clown. thanks

GAZZUZZ:
Bring it in today at 5pm.

my man! quick to understanding. unfortunately I no dey around .during The Week nko?

Gazzuzz. Hmmmmm!No Be Sooooo.Just Like That Good Job By The Way. You've Done Well.

learner

can it be installed on a 1993 Honda bullet?

Bottom price pls. Interested

maclatunji:
Salam Alaykum everybody. Now, Nairaland gets new members everyday and a good percentage of these newbies are Muslims. We would like to know you if you are one. Kindly introduce yourself to your fellow Muslim brothers and sisters here.

Ma Salam

Recently Rediscovered My Faith .To Think This Is What Ive Been Postponing Most Of My Life. I'm A Descendant Of Three Imams and An Uncle Who's Also One. I've Decided To take A Bold Step To Perfect My Religion. May Allah SWA Guide Me To The Right Path.Amin

what Rolls Is This? Ghost Wetin?

MaziKachi:
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Very Discriminatory Vacancy! Imagine Questions Like; "if born again, give new date of birth,name of church, name of pastor, date of holygohst something". Etc etc. Shameful! And Christ Encompassed All. I Pray The Day Will Come When Tribe Or Religious Affinity Will Not Be A Criteria For Employment. Sadly, What They'll Have In Their Employ Are Pretenders, Pharasees and Saducees .

pearly1:
200k won't fly sir.its a four cylinder,2.0 turbo engine

happy sales bro. Very courteous and polite response so far, though some requests are annoying

haykay2005:
I tried it immediately sir. Still not working

then I suggest you change the whole set bro. That was the best formula yet

Nigga, so because I'm not Gazzuzz or lomomikeor Siena or ikenna , you decided to ignore my post. Did you even try it at all? Na so una go dey use aldomet for paracetamol cure