₦airaland Forum

I have seen and heard of a lot of weird, strange, funny, absurd, insane animal behaviour but never two of the same sex mating naturally.

I wonder why it is we humans that would choose to break a sane and perfect order. I am so bleeping nauseated at the sight of these two. Ew!

I really think it is impossible to have a dozen of big bum persons as friends. I mean, most of them take pride in their bums and there is usually this ego conflict - hypothetically speaking.

So what do we call a group of well proportioned behinds?

Baba, 800k for ordinary IG account. You think all the clothes she flaunts are hers? She is more like a model whose monthly stipend is probably around that figure.

You go die there, unless you are willing to expose more secret chats, especially with big gods. That's if this is true.

Just reveal more conversations between Bobrisky and Nina. It wouldn't to hard to believe if it's true considering the fact that both females especially the uglier one have a poor command of the English Language.

Their errors would give it away, especially the ugly one - it's too unique , so it can't be faked.

Every thing with a massive backside trends.

"Oh, wow. Aren't those a lovely, well-arranged, packaged behinds. I don't think any of them would leave the wedding single".

Sadly, many still defend Dasuki even after he and his cronies diverted funds that should have been used to procure weapons.

And thanks to the rot in the military system, whatever meagre sum that trickles dowm eventually gets stolen by corrupt officials.

As for the Buhari administration, they have spent three years and they are also culpable. Let's see what they'd do with the $1billion, if they are granted.

Finally, you just made Danny Young trend even further.

The world is so messed up. The other day I watched her interview and the interviewer's questions were mostly about her waist - like how stupid is that even to her. No questions about her acting career, just waist waist waist.

In the next few years, her breast would have completely fallen, her body would have really lost shape and that would be the end of her since that is all she has to offer.

But sadly, another idiot would spring up and take her place.

That's how an overzealous religious friend of mine said that she wouldn't allow people call her son Davido if his name is David.

Aunty Tonto, there's nothing wrong with a child calling an older male uncle or aunty, it's just that you grew up and realised its real definition and all of a sudden you feel all too knowledgeable and exposed to let your child commit something so erroneous (in your mind).

In our quest for civilization and adopting of foreign culture we are slowly eroding little (probably unspoken) values of our own, like the "Community raising a child". In such instance everyone is like family and because of such bonds you cannot go to your neighbour's house and call his mother "Ma"; it would seem disrespectful.

Well, I am sure you also called Churchill's mother "Mother-in-law" and not mom, since you want to be so formal. Which explains a lot, really.

For me, it is just your ego talking because I think koreans refer to "Uncles" (older males) as Oppa. Language is so flexible and as long as the other person gets the message I really don't think there is a need for changing.

Anyway, your child , your business.

Yeah. We got the joke.

Eriksen is one of the most underrated players in the world; he is another Luka Modric still playing for Spurs.

But honestly, Sarri would choose Kane ahead of him seeing as he has an utterly useless no.9 upfront.

If you live or have family members that live in Lagos please always put them or yourself in prayers because there is a lower chance of survival in Lagos compared to other states thanks to this and many other kinds of things.

BrownChima212:
Over 100 soldiers actually died. They only misrepresented the story with alien images oga.

Look how quick you are to jump in their defence, but when it is the APC you all will come for them with every sort of slander and insults you can think of.

I do not disagree that some pictures are just used as illustrations of the situation(s) but you all forgot that theory when Festus Keyamo used a picture to simply illustrate how trees grew on our train tracks a while back.

Anyway, let the best propagandist win.

The craze for light skin is increasing rapidly. I know persons who frown at having dark skinned children; I have even heard women condemning other people's dark skinned children.
Society is getting messed up by the day. It takes great will sometimes to survive this nonsense we are in.

Forget the hateful comments you'd probably get here.

A big congrats.

BIGTinfotech:
Atiku could have honoured. At least we know he'll honour the detae come January.

Which one is "could have"? He should show up; let him prove to us he actually can; as for Buhari's, well...

You guys expect Buhari to show up for a debate, really?

This is what 15-16year old low IQ'd, low self esteemed teenagers ask on Facebook to seek public validation.
It just goes to show level of intelligence of this "vixen" and how she really needs a resetting slap.

Besides, I don't think she is all what the blogger says she is.

I am really restraining myself from calling her dumb. Toyin Lawani or whatever unrepentantly called her dumb amongst other things and she is still friends or an employee to her.

I guess Toyin picked her for that reason .

But even at that, thanks to our heavily flawed society people like Dencia, Blac Chyna are relevant.

Op, your grammar is as poor as Rochas' state of health.

The bodyguard on the right looks like an old version of Tekno.

Even Osibanjo knows it's a blatant waste of time for the APC in Enugu.

What a way to break the heart of a fan. LOL. The exclamation point even made it worse.

As for the fan, she might already have a bf and lots of guys crushing on her, so my advice is for her to move on and stop fantasizing on actors who are only romantic and sweet in movies.

This is probably another Collins-Nina-Miracle situation where she'd probably dump her bf for a famous, good-looking or richer dude. It's just sad how you can't trust the female folk these days.

It is what is usually expected: another waste of time and resources on futile efforts that would at best end in series of court cases. Nothing would change, really.

writefreely:
Idiot you had the opportunity to lead a revolution but you chickened out

You are a failed leader also in your own capacity.

Some Nigerians are all talk no action

Abeg abeg, what have you done to lead any form of revolution yourself asides social media talk?

It's easy to say he "chickened out" when you sit in the comfort of your home using your phone and nobody knows you.

It is ironic how GEJ gets cheered for refusing to challenge the outcome of the election citing his want for peace and no shedding of innocent blood but when Tuface was threatened by the DSS and co and warned that whatever happens in the protest would be on his head you all insult him.

Tsk!

Your grouse should be with Wale Turner instead -- he wrote the song for Tiwa; she even acknowledged it on IG.

Besides, I really don't think Tiwa has the time to listen to your music.

It still baffles me how a state like Imo produces people like Rochas as leaders, really.

Same way Magu heavily campaigns for Buhari. LOL. They are supposed to hide their support but they are not even the least bit discreet.

99% of appointees are loyal but when you are head of sensitive and independent bodies you should be less open about it.

OGUTAN:
So so much resemblance

You are just one pathetic and toxic person seeking likes, maybe.

There's no visible resemblance at all. So edit the nonsense you posted else I'd be forced to believe you and the monkey share an IQ semblance.

Nice response to a stupid troll like peacemaker who was trying to ridicule Mr Jollof like he won't do the likewise or even more if he had the chance.

friendlyadvice:
ask your father

Your comment belies your moniker. Friendly advice indeed.

Cup 2.

The tea goes down the pipe towards five but since it is blocked the tea keeps rising and it pours into the pipe that leads to six but six is blocked too so it fills and moves up to pipe three but that is blocked so it moves over pipe three, and into the opening over pipe three then the water slides down the top of three into cup two.

thesicilian:
Don't come and be crying here by the time Nigeria takes your husband away from you

Desmond Elliot is also into politics and his wife has yet to complain. This is an HOR seat not an executive position. If I were from his constituency, I already know where my vote is going to.