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honeric01: Fortune now works with DHL?

The man's gotta eat, you know.

Sad...

Saying that he's probably done all he could possibly do at this point, Twitter user Aaron Gartner confirmed Tuesday that after posting 10,000 tweets and accumulating just 15 followers, the 26-year-old is pretty much ready to pack it in and discontinue his account.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DxJoARZHHc

Omo, dat physique rugged no be small!

No homo.

Game recognizes game.

Jarus, shebi na you be the one wey wear blue jersey wey pass you?

Ummm... why you resemble pesin wey never chop for 5 months?

Finland: Fakes news. Stella is married to one igbo guy. can't remember the name for now.

Emeka Nzeribe? People wey don divorce since 2010.

The marriage lasted a year

Fail.

There was another story about a black female guard who had sexx with a white supremacist KKK prisoner.

The guy ended up exposing her, and she lost her job.

Things are happening in AmeriKKKa.

Damn!!!

Now, that's what we call a LANDLORD!!!

BAWSE!!!

Oga Cold, na microscope we go carry view dis kind pic?

And if I'm correct, this speaker is from the political utopia known as APC, yes?

I really wonder what upright human being would willingly consult a magazine to tell him what a beautiful woman is, or what type of woman he should consider "beautiful".

I truly wonder what reality People Magazine foolishly dwells in where it feels it can tell us who "the most beautiful woman in the world" is, or who "the sexiest man alive" is.

You'd have to thank the European propaganda and its skewed definition of "beauty" where it feels a heavily-freckled, bone-faced, flat-assed stick figure is what the world should slurp up as a "damsel".

No thanks. But such crap is not my cup of tea.

LOL Zuby! I take that back. Nigeria won afterall 4-2

so fire away!

Nigeria in the finals!

Ghanaians are tearing their pants.

Some of our players just dey hog ball. Dem no wan pass. Which kind selfish play be dat?

On April 8th, the US Navy stationed in San Diego, Southern California, posted a new YouTube video of the new ship-mounted laser weapon.
According to them, this new addition would make it easier for their ships to effectively take out planes, fighter jets, missiles, drones and small ships without the use of bullets:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmoldX1wKYQ

Thanks Ogugua

Biko, also help me put this Bance-like Nairalander for frontpage. This na de same person wey dey diss Trae-Z for im looks. Everybody deserve im turn.

Picture of Grace Jones-like Nairalander Airforce1 Eating Rice

Bros, you resemble one of those sacrifical idols wey dem dey see for native doctor shrine.
Are you related to Bance?

[quote author=trae_z]yeah, did small time with MTN indirectly.[/quote]No wonder! Because those ears of yours dey good enough to receive 3G and radio signals!



Abeg, no mind me biko. You be fine boy.

Bros, better chill make dem play match before writing these letters.

They come off as too arrogant and might just bite us real hard in the asss should we crash out.

O boy, na who get those scary toes?

OMG! @OP:

You look familiar
I think I've seen you somewhere at MTN... Can't remember.

Honeric, Semid...

Abeg, make una help me unpack am. Na phone I dey use at the moment.

He's born of a German mother and a Nigerian father. And if things keep going the way they are right now, he might be sporting our green-white-green jersey at the Confederations Cup in June.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22264337?ocid=socialflow_twitter_africa

Dangote is from Nnewi.

I know this because I looked at the Satellite pictures.

Bikonu, which kind useless country dem born me into?

Where nothing can be done without having backward-minded illiterates reading tribal nonsense into it.

You fire pesin, dem go call am "calculated tribal marginalization".

You appoint pesin, dem go call am "tribal supremacist agenda".

You promote a General, dem go call am "tribal military dominance conspiracy".

You get shortlisted for Miss Nigeria Beauty Show, dem go call am "tribal beauty propaganda"

You write memoir sef, dem go call am "tribalistic selective revisionist antagonism".

Okay... Issorait.

sheyie2007: its not for people living in orlu like you

Orlu is actually witnessing serious development. I've been there.

"Food and Drinks, Plus Miracles".

Damn! This dude is hustling even on his wedding day!

Anyway... As for me, nothing in this world would make me settle for sloppy seconds.

I guess some guys just naturally have low standards. I won't judge though.

Hey, why isn't this on the frontpage yet?

Americans React To D'Banj's "Scapegoat" Remix

Omo mehn, those alligators resemble suffer-head. Cramped up in that tiny pond.

If dem wan build pond, why not properly make effort?
What's worth doing is worth doing well.

This is what a real zoo pond looks like, from all the zoos I've been visiting.

https://www.itravelstix.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Tiergarten-Schonbrunn-zoo.jpg

E no dey hard to propely do, abeg.

I think D'Banj should just abandon the music thing and just stick to the number 1 reason Kanye West took him to America in the first place - To wash Kim Kardashian's panties.

Mah boi D'Banj said he wanted to build the bridge from Africa to America, but e be like say im cement don finish.

Batam: This place is very close to my office o e yah. From my observation this lady is not the real owner of the land because there is another compound beside hers that has a lot of local food vendors,artisans and black marketers plying their trade, in fact inside Balarabe Musa crescent there are attachees. The local government used to deceiving by collecting dues from them and giving them courage nothing de happen.

As in, there is TOTAL corruption in every part of the country! This cancer has eaten through every fibre!!! From the federal, to the state, to the local government, to the community council, to the neighborhood chairman, even down to the guy wey dey sell you pirated CDs just across the street!