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smile4kenn: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

I swear, this is the best post I've seen on Nairaland BY FAR

Bros, you for also thank Mama Ejiro wey sell you the akara and akamu wey you chop this morning. Because if not for the meal, you wouldn't have had the strength to beat everyone to the chase and make the first comment

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: Juliana needs to explain this Video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3cTCmW1Fes

Dayum!!! Ghanaian Gays running wild in that video!

chidextec: if this turns out to be true,it will be the biggest joke of the century..but i can not categorically say anything now cos i dont want to say something now and my oga at the top will say another.

Gosh bro! This meme is overused and kinda boring in a very annoying way now.

Una never tire for dis thing?

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]so since the incident what measures is in place for ihejirika to stop this mode of smuggle?

ihejirika must think he is talking to elementary school boys ......well, yes he was, he was addressing an igbo gathering, and not the governor and definitely not the ojora.

gasoline fumes is too volatile and unstable to accomodate a fusile material such as ied. ied contains high grade phosphorous materials. how the fvk you gonna ship that combustible combo and survive 10km of travel, much. more 1000kms?

who do you know that will carry a box of matches in an empty gasoline can and survive 10km of travel with it? an ied in a empty gasoline truck is 100 times more volatile and hazardous than the matches in a gas tank.

no wonder he has not wiped out boko, three years into a face off with them.....because he thinks narrowly of possibilities.

the signature is there for all to see.....SE/SS are facilitating terrorism in Yorubaland, simple!!![/quote]Your blind tribalism will lead you to your painful humiliating death if you don't cure yourself of your deep inferiority complex.

Blinchin Kareem.

CHESSBOARD: Pls Mr Nzeribe, If you dont like the story, pls write your own * Chinua Achebe*

Aaronrod: And name it what?

"There Was A Girlfriend".

"Lanre Nzeribe"?

Biko nu, which kind beans-and-plantain name be dat?

America has had their assses handed to them a fair number of times.

You can remember Fidel Castro and how he repeatedly pwned American CIA forces against him in many glorious victories... And ended up outliving 5 US Presidents.
Google "Bay of Pigs" for instance.

Yeah, I know some will retort with "US Marines and CIA are two different things", but actually, they hardly are.

I think the American strength is grossly overrated.

That's not to say they probably wouldn't decimate the entire malnourished Korean Army... I'm just saying the US is not entirely formiddable.

Why do black women really enjoy fixing the hair of other races of women on their heads?
Girl, we know what you're carrying on your head isn't yours, so who exactly are you fooling? I have no other name for this than self hate.

Sometimes I wonder what would be running through the mind of Aishwarya Rai when she sees black women paying through their noses to acquire Indian hair that naturally grows on her head. If you think she doesn't end up looking down on black women as lower creatures, then you're in denial.

What a shame. This is why I'll always love my beautiful mother and her dreadlocks, as well as my fiancee and her afro. Those are natural sistahs.

I'm sorry, since when did "Kamara" become a Nigerian name?

My people, take heart oh.
Some days are like that.

Omo dis interviewer rotten well well oh. He probably had an erecttion throughout the interview.

Isn't she biracial?

Looks like the oga has finally "Said another thing".

Buhari is so going to be thoroughly sodomiized and humiliated in the coming elections when it gets to the South, that's for sure.

The bulk of the ACN's share of the money was blown on pointless things like the air-conditioned bridge and the rest.

Ever wonder why these guys started shaking in their boots when the National Good Governance Tour was approaching their states (even when they had initially signed and agreed to it)? It's because their emptiness and incompetence would be blown open for the entire nation to see. Fashola would have rushed to show them the tap water he commissioned (the job of the Local Government) and im nyash for open properly.
Their propaganda would have come to its untimely end, and it is for this reason that they have shamelessly chosen to politicize everything under the goddamned sun.

Lagos today is drowning in the kind of debt that is unable to be justified by the mediocre work that is on ground. But you see shameless bottom-feeding idiiots who scour the boards to howl "Eko Oni Baje ooo" while he mortgages their future with his fiscal recklessness.

Dem don blow the SURE-P money, that's for "sure"

O boy eeeeeh, come see disaster ooo!

Dis guy carry Nike Air Jordan trainers wear on top native!!!

Calamity!

I no fit shout!

The views and opinions expressed by the original poster on these issues are relevant to my interests.

Before even opening, I already knew it was an April Fool's Day joke.

I'm just here to sayyy.... FIRST!

Phuck!

Why does Banky W look so emaciated in that picture

This song is actually an improvement over the useless junk like Oyato, Bachelor and Cashflow... But then again, that's to make you see how terrible the three aforementioned songs are, if a song like this can actually be considered an 'improvement' over them.

Hoping it can only get better from here.

ijaw citizen: @Ezaegu
You don't know me too well to think I'd be angry with the rubbish you're writing about my people. I think the right word for what I'm feeling is pity. Are you this pathetic?

Bros, when bested, just lay low, log out and view the thread as a "Guest".

ezeagu: No, the right word I was looking for was eclipses. I can move to Mars and find an aspect of Igbo presence/culture. That's why you're really angry.



You guys are suffering from millions of barrels worth of oil spillages, deal with that. The Nigerian state used you and dumped you, and yet again look at who you're angry at. The most comfortable/healthy/wealthy ethnic group in West Africa.



You should know the leader of Igbo-phone Opobo, ask him instead.



I can take a ride down to the very edge of the Atlantic Ocean and take a train all the way back to southern Benue and people will understand Igbo brilliantly, that's why you're really angry.

Haaa! Nice one!!!

Loose family values, high infidelity rate, high divorce rate.
That's right, my brothers. You know who.

IdeaIsNeed: Doesn't sound like an honourable man.....yes he is rich but multiple wives (and families?) no philanthropy, no humility, no patriotism ( no industry set up in Nigeria?)... Never liked the sound of him and now i am even more convinced

It also doesn't help matters that he's bosom buddies with the kleptocratic blood-thirsty dictator, Mobutu.

No offence meant, but I think our South-Western friends are really talented slappers.

Let's not forget Adedibu once delivered a devastating slap to the Oyo state deputy governor simply because he didn't greet him.

As well as Aregbesola the patron saint of thunderous slaps!

Now I fear for Boko Haram because Afenifere threatened to deal with them. Musa and Hassan better wear astronaut helmets when confronting Afenifere, else na SLAPS go send them to their early graves.

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: Bro, These Beings Called Nigerians are Very Scary

Dudu Color at Birth, Ghost Color Before they Reach The Earth

Please, Please, Please, No More Bleach...It's Very Scary

Dudu is The Greatest Tone, Knowledge is Key, Naijan Women Stop The Madness

You need to see Mercy Johnson now.

All bleached out and shiiit, like fried potatoes with inadequate oil.
Her beautiful dark skin is gone.

Now she looks like some yellow dogshiit.

Africa still reeks of self hate and inferiority complex, and this is most prevalent in her entertainment industry where every lady bleaches like there's no tomorrow.

You need to see the snapshot containing Kim Kardashian and the Nigerian musical artistes.

EVERY black woman there had Indian hair on her head.

What a shame.

I can see Mynd is stylishly using the thread to score some booty

Soyinka na fineboy...

But is it just me or does he look like one of those stereotypical womanizers in Nollywood films?