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Ah well... Nigeria qualified for the World Cup is what really matters at this point for us, I guess.

I hope this tournament and the experience it has brought would help our players become even better in the years to come.

I've got a lot of faith in this team, and I can't wait to see them as new additions to our Super Eagles.

Great game, guys.

You had a lot of fire, but I guess this year wasn't yours. All the same, I hope it helps us grow into better players for the coming global tournament

Naija For Lyf.

I pledge to be on point till I die. So help me God.

[quote author=IGBO-SON]^^^Sure you're not having an orgas/m and mistaking it for the second coming of Christ? [/quote]More like the second "cummiing".

My people talk say e no matter the tall tree wey a pikin go climb; e no go fit see wetin im elder dey see while standing.

Well, in your case... E no matter the Viagra and Citalis wey you go drink; you no go fit bring your wife to oorgassm de way your papa dey do am while 'standing'.

So if I'm to advise you, I think you should stand close to your popsie as he's nyashing your wife, grab a pen and paper and take notes as he ravages her. If possible, also have a handkerchief handy with you, to wipe your popsie's sweaty face while he's smashing.

When he's done, thank him for a job well done.

Daddy's only teaching his son how it's done.

I love chin-chin and mineral.

Na this kind tiddays any man would be proud to bury his face in.

Biko, who is that madman editing and deleting posts?

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The B-2 costs more than Jigawa's entire GDP

Tolexander: Don't worry, we go buy the 1st and 2nd plane in 20years time as tokunbo!

Actually, we go buy the plane's TYRES as tokunbo in 20 years.

The problem of the North comes from its totalitarian leadership structure whereby all things are concentrated at the head and the head alone.
This style of leadership can also be seen in non-Northerners who grew up in the North. Case in point is Rochas Okorocha who now sees himself as a god. He earlier dissolved the offices of the Local Government Chairmen (regardless of the phucking fact he didn't have such powers, and that the local government is not an appendage of the state government), only to install puppets he called 'transitional chairmen' whom he wanted to answer and report to him and only him.

The northern style of leadership is a horrible plague.

What a refreshing read. I absolutely enjoyed it.

xtianh: And what if I am or I am not?

Easy. I just wanted to be sure, cuz I used to visit my friends and some girls I was 'runzing' at the time in 2008. I remember Amaefula. He's one of my distant relatives. I hear say the guy show una pepper.

Anyway, I just say make I hail small.
Cheers.

Xtianh!
I know you!

You studied at IMSU, right?
Mech Eng.
Light-skin
about 5'6"
Hazel eyes?

I remember youuuuu!
Class of '12.

Hmmm...

[quote author=WAM?]All of these based on a tweet of how many words that one can draw out several assumptions from.

Or am I missing something- have you considered the possibility of the vindication being for Wummi herself ( maybe' she knew and was accused for something you and I didn't know that suddenly came out in the open )

And then you add to it enlightenment and timid. Come on now- enlightened to and timid about what exactly?

My point being-relax, don't be quick to draw out conclusions especially when the facts are not clearly stated.[/quote]You go tire today!

You're gonna learn a dirty lesson that 90 percent of the posters actually don't use their heads when posting!

Afam4eva: [size=14pt]Even if it's her 10th marriage, it's nobody's business. She was loyal while she was married to her brother, so what's the issue here?[/size]

Uhmm... Afam nwanne, soffri make you no talk one wey you no sabi oh.
We don't know what went on in their marriage, so it's not in our place to say things we're not sure of. Afterall, with the way Kate Henshaw was blasting Nigerian men and praising her white husband, one woulda thought they had the best marriage... Only for them to divorce the following year.
So, at the end of the day, we know next to fuckall about these celebrities.
Don't be a "White Knight" and vouch for pesin wey you no sabi oh!

tourgist: Vindicated for
1)Jaiye died of high blood pressure which his family believed was as a result of Stella's infidelity which they quarelled about severally.
2) Doris Simon and had issues coz her husband wasn't faithful and and she accused the husband of having affair with Stella which they both denied.

I will say she is Lucky to be married three times in a space of 10yrs when some people have not been able to hook one in 20yrs but i dont think anyone should envy her.

If you were in Wunmi's shoes you could do worst but i honestly think Aboderin Family should have forgotten all dat happened between Jaiye and Stella.

Uhmm... Didn't Jaiye die in a plane crash?

yuzedo: So make she no marry again?! Did she buy her "deal-doe" and "vibrate-or" to keep her company till she turns grey?! After Wunmi don marry that her equally-obese gold-digging husband, she no wan make person daughter find happiness again. HOW LONG DOES SHE EXPECT STELLA TO MOURN?!

Anyway, its all conjecture and inference. LOL! Wunmi didn't call nobody's name.. Lol! Besides, maybe the Aboderin family DID see something that we can't/didn't see when the cherubic-looking lass, Stella waltzed into their family home on the arms of their jazzed love-smitten brother, Jaiye..(God rest his soul).

Always two sides to every story... So people can either press for criminal charges with the law, or STFU!

You posters saying "did she expect Stella to mourn forever" are forgetting one thing:

STELLA DID MOVE ON with Emeka Nzeribe, remember? She married him in 2009 and they divorced in 2010.
So maybe her tweet wasn't about the fact that Stella got married per se, but her lack of dignity by taking another woman's husband.

Maybe her point simply is that Stella has got morality issues.

Abi una no fit reason again ni?

Lilimax: Stella cannot remain single for life.
The centre could no longer hold then things fell apart

I would only take an arrow of God for Stella to remain single for life.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]That's why I got my blood test done two days ago, as scared as hell when.....

No history of diabetes in my family, but it doesn't hurt to be too careful.[/quote]Did the black ring appear on your neck?

The diabetes in Houston, Texas is mind-shattering too. You need to visit that place sha.

@OP - Thanks for the lovely info.

And what exactly are we supposed to do with this?

As I just see de name of the kidnappers, na im I just begin dey laugh alone for office.
People around don dey see me as mad man

kekakuz: 10 Signs That You’re Sleeping
With A Mammy Water
This is for all the guys who pick up random
girls on the streets without knowing anything
about them. Here’s how to know if you are
sharing your bed with a mammy water:
1. You picked her up from the street or
some other random place. Maybe she
was even standing in front of an
uncompleted building
2. You don’t know her surname. She told
you her name is “ Just Julie”
3. She agreed to sleep with you on the very
first day, in fact she moved into your
house, no questions asked.
4. She never gets tired. She can pound yam,
fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and
still have s*x with you when she finishes.
5. She always looks perfect, even first thing
in the morning. No pimples, her make-up
looks permanent and everything is
always in the right place.
6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really
looks like her hair but maybe salons have
found a way to remove natural hair and
put it back later.
7. She never talks about her family and she
doesn’t have any friends. You only hear
her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at
night but you’re not bothered because
girls call themselves all sorts of things.
8. Ever since you started sleeping with her,
your life has turned upside down but of
course your stepmother in the village is
to blame.
9. She has stopped you from eating fish.
Ever since she came into your life, it’s
only chicken or meat, nothing that comes
from the sea.
10. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In fact,
she’s every Nigerian boyfriend’s dream.
You don’t pay for human hair or BIS and
she doesn’t even want Blackberry Z10.
She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day
and you don’t even know her birthday
sef. She never gets jealous or goes
through your phone and she couldn’t
care less about your Facebook password.
In fact she’s the best!
If the girl you’re with falls into all these
categories, you better wake up my guy, NA
FISH SHE BE!!

Bros... Say you neva fit attract decent, hardworking girl wey go love her boyfriend for how he makes her feel and sees no need to leech on him for material things, is no reason you should try to shade women who possess these features as well as the men who are dating/married-to them.

Cuz going by this list, na im be say I don enter eternal damnation be dis oh

O boy, see as igbo don burn your lips.

Afam4eva: The problem with Nigerian beaches arte with the people and not beach itself. It's also in Nigeria that people wear wedding gowns and baggy jeans to a beach. No bikini, no nothing.

You want the women to show their nasty, shapeless, patchy, bleached assses?

Biko, it's a good thing they're wearing those shorts. If possible sef, make dem wear military fatigue so as to spare us the horror show.

How many times you don see Omotola or Rita Dominic or any Nollywood actress in full bikini?

Mbanu. When they wear their bikinis, dem dey normally tie wrapper for the waist area so you no go see their inner thighs because na dat part of their body wey de bleaching cream no reach.

If they should come out stark nakeed for you, you fit think say na black boxers dem wear, because their thigh areas black as hell, since dem dey normally forget to rub the TURA for dat part.

Royalty1: Borrowing to pay a Debt

Robbery in broad daylight.

If Oil producing states are getting loans such as this, what should Kwara and Niger do o?

Sell slaves to generate revenue

Imanuelle: Mr consular general, please also tell seun we don't want 'bleep' and 'poo',...... even 'unmentionables' and 'naughty woman'

Not forgetting 'molestation', 'core', 'attention', 'LadyOfPleasure', 'bottom', 'droppings' and my favorite of all... 'ManLover'

O boy, just begin dey jog oh. Before it gets too late.

I'm sure you know what I mean