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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cote D' Ivoire (4-5): AFCON U-17 Final *Full Time* CIV Win By PKs by Ejine(m): 8:36pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
Ah well... Nigeria qualified for the World Cup is what really matters at this point for us, I guess. I hope this tournament and the experience it has brought would help our players become even better in the years to come. I've got a lot of faith in this team, and I can't wait to see them as new additions to our Super Eagles. Great game, guys. You had a lot of fire, but I guess this year wasn't yours. All the same, I hope it helps us grow into better players for the coming global tournament Naija For Lyf. I pledge to be on point till I die. So help me God. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Amalgamation Expires In 2014 by Ejine(m): 6:05pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
IGBO-SON: More like the second "cummiing". |
Romance / Re: I Caught My Father In Bed With My Wife!!! by Ejine(m): 5:24pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
My people talk say e no matter the tall tree wey a pikin go climb; e no go fit see wetin im elder dey see while standing. Well, in your case... E no matter the Viagra and Citalis wey you go drink; you no go fit bring your wife to oorgassm de way your papa dey do am while 'standing'. So if I'm to advise you, I think you should stand close to your popsie as he's nyashing your wife, grab a pen and paper and take notes as he ravages her. If possible, also have a handkerchief handy with you, to wipe your popsie's sweaty face while he's smashing. When he's done, thank him for a job well done. Daddy's only teaching his son how it's done. |
Celebrities / Re: Fire On The Mountain! Ini Edo's Marriage In Trouble by Ejine(m): 3:32pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
I love chin-chin and mineral. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Caught Red Handed By His Wife (picture) by Ejine(m): 3:26pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
Na this kind tiddays any man would be proud to bury his face in. |
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Caught Red Handed By His Wife (picture) by Ejine(m): 2:03pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
Biko, who is that madman editing and deleting posts? |
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Caught Red Handed By His Wife (picture) by Ejine(m): 12:31pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
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Politics / Re: AmericanTop 10 Most Expensive Military Planes (pictures) by Ejine(m): 11:54am On Apr 27, 2013 |
The B-2 costs more than Jigawa's entire GDP |
Politics / Re: AmericanTop 10 Most Expensive Military Planes (pictures) by Ejine(m): 11:51am On Apr 27, 2013 |
Tolexander: Don't worry, we go buy the 1st and 2nd plane in 20years time as tokunbo! Actually, we go buy the plane's TYRES as tokunbo in 20 years. |
Politics / Re: Irony Of Northern Nigeria by Ejine(m): 10:04am On Apr 27, 2013 |
The problem of the North comes from its totalitarian leadership structure whereby all things are concentrated at the head and the head alone. This style of leadership can also be seen in non-Northerners who grew up in the North. Case in point is Rochas Okorocha who now sees himself as a god. He earlier dissolved the offices of the Local Government Chairmen (regardless of the phucking fact he didn't have such powers, and that the local government is not an appendage of the state government), only to install puppets he called 'transitional chairmen' whom he wanted to answer and report to him and only him. The northern style of leadership is a horrible plague. |
Politics / Re: Education In Nigeria – The Northern (dis)advantage by Ejine(m): 9:56am On Apr 27, 2013 |
What a refreshing read. I absolutely enjoyed it. |
Politics / Re: Shameful Look Of Street In Over Hyped Lagos State by Ejine(m): 10:53pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
xtianh: And what if I am or I am not? Easy. I just wanted to be sure, cuz I used to visit my friends and some girls I was 'runzing' at the time in 2008. I remember Amaefula. He's one of my distant relatives. I hear say the guy show una pepper. Anyway, I just say make I hail small. Cheers. |
Literature / Re: Soyinka Wins Anisfield-Wolf Lifetime Achievement Award by Ejine(m): 7:21pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
The mods just essentially told CyberG to shut the phuck up |
Politics / Re: Shameful Look Of Street In Over Hyped Lagos State by Ejine(m): 5:28pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Xtianh! I know you! You studied at IMSU, right? Mech Eng. Light-skin about 5'6" Hazel eyes? I remember youuuuu! Class of '12. Hmmm... |
Celebrities / Re: Wunmi Obe Reacts To Stella Damasus's New Marriage by Ejine(m): 5:15pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
WAM?: You go tire today! You're gonna learn a dirty lesson that 90 percent of the posters actually don't use their heads when posting! |
Celebrities / Re: Wunmi Obe Reacts To Stella Damasus's New Marriage by Ejine(m): 5:08pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Afam4eva: Uhmm... Afam nwanne, soffri make you no talk one wey you no sabi oh. We don't know what went on in their marriage, so it's not in our place to say things we're not sure of. Afterall, with the way Kate Henshaw was blasting Nigerian men and praising her white husband, one woulda thought they had the best marriage... Only for them to divorce the following year. So, at the end of the day, we know next to fuckall about these celebrities. Don't be a "White Knight" and vouch for pesin wey you no sabi oh! 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Wunmi Obe Reacts To Stella Damasus's New Marriage by Ejine(m): 5:02pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
tourgist: Vindicated for Uhmm... Didn't Jaiye die in a plane crash? |
Celebrities / Re: Wunmi Obe Reacts To Stella Damasus's New Marriage by Ejine(m): 4:59pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
yuzedo: So make she no marry again?! Did she buy her "deal-doe" and "vibrate-or" to keep her company till she turns grey?! After Wunmi don marry that her You posters saying "did she expect Stella to mourn forever" are forgetting one thing: STELLA DID MOVE ON with Emeka Nzeribe, remember? She married him in 2009 and they divorced in 2010. So maybe her tweet wasn't about the fact that Stella got married per se, but her lack of dignity by taking another woman's husband. Maybe her point simply is that Stella has got morality issues. Abi una no fit reason again ni? 7 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Wunmi Obe Reacts To Stella Damasus's New Marriage by Ejine(m): 4:55pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Lilimax: I would only take an arrow of God for Stella to remain single for life. |
Health / Re: Top Ten Facts About Diabetes by Ejine(m): 2:32pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl: Did the black ring appear on your neck? |
Health / Re: Top Ten Facts About Diabetes by Ejine(m): 2:31pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
The diabetes in Houston, Texas is mind-shattering too. You need to visit that place sha. @OP - Thanks for the lovely info. |
Literature / Re: Soyinka Wins Anisfield-Wolf Lifetime Achievement Award by Ejine(m): 2:28pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
yuzedo: Ohhhhh. my grate uncle have worn anoda aword!! am so happy to God who make me. I will selibret it in my mansion in BANANA ISLAND. YOu are all inviteddd. my adress is no.1 Jnr. Chief Yuzedo Sweetus Oyoyo Close, Off Mike Adenuga Street, Off Aliko Dangote Road, Banana Island, Ikoyi. come one come all. Allaham dulilah. tenks and God blessss. Jesus is LOrdddddd Me thinks you need to enroll in Abakaliki Grammar School, Ebonyi. 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Girl With Waist-long Hair (Pictures) by Ejine(m): 11:10am On Apr 26, 2013 |
And what exactly are we supposed to do with this? |
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Smash Kidnap Syndicate And Arrest 6 by Ejine(m): 10:51am On Apr 26, 2013 |
As I just see de name of the kidnappers, na im I just begin dey laugh alone for office. People around don dey see me as mad man |
Romance / Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Ejine(m): 8:21am On Apr 26, 2013 |
kekakuz: Bros... Say you neva fit attract decent, hardworking girl wey go love her boyfriend for how he makes her feel and sees no need to leech on him for material things, is no reason you should try to shade women who possess these features as well as the men who are dating/married-to them. Cuz going by this list, na im be say I don enter eternal damnation be dis oh |
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Think This Guy Is Cute? by Ejine(m): 9:05pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
O boy, see as igbo don burn your lips. |
Culture / Re: Why Cant Nigerian Beaches Be Like This? Like Caribbean Beaches by Ejine(m): 8:55pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
Afam4eva: The problem with Nigerian beaches arte with the people and not beach itself. It's also in Nigeria that people wear wedding gowns and baggy jeans to a beach. No bikini, no nothing. You want the women to show their nasty, shapeless, patchy, bleached assses? Biko, it's a good thing they're wearing those shorts. If possible sef, make dem wear military fatigue so as to spare us the horror show. How many times you don see Omotola or Rita Dominic or any Nollywood actress in full bikini? Mbanu. When they wear their bikinis, dem dey normally tie wrapper for the waist area so you no go see their inner thighs because na dat part of their body wey de bleaching cream no reach. If they should come out stark nakeed for you, you fit think say na black boxers dem wear, because their thigh areas black as hell, since dem dey normally forget to rub the TURA for dat part. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Assembly Approves $500 Million Loan Five Days After Akpabio’s Demand by Ejine(m): 6:45pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
Royalty1: Borrowing to pay a Debt Sell slaves to generate revenue |
Politics / Re: Respect Press Freedom: U.S. To FG by Ejine(m): 12:21pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
Imanuelle: Mr consular general, please also tell seun we don't want 'bleep' and 'poo',...... even 'unmentionables' and 'naughty woman' Not forgetting 'molestation', 'core', 'attention', 'LadyOfPleasure', 'bottom', 'droppings' and my favorite of all... 'ManLover' 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Nairalander Poses With Tuface And Ifeanyi Udeze by Ejine(m): 11:49am On Apr 25, 2013 |
O boy, just begin dey jog oh. Before it gets too late. I'm sure you know what I mean 2 Likes |
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