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berem: hehehehe! CHIEJINE i was expecting your comment and you didn't fail to disappoint. Carry go!

I've even edited the post to add more jara.

You sabi say I no dey ever fall hand

The shameless idiiot governor is proud he hasn't paid health workers for 10 MONTHS! TEN phucking months!

Yet, he has enough money to host his 5-day birthday jamboree in the state with public funds. This same man has enough money to build Bongo Square, Heroes Square, Freedom Square, Commissioners' Quarters and Centenary Tower - Useless things that will NOT impact the indigenes economically or socially.
When he's done building his Freedom Square, na who go dey there? Starving emaciated Imo indigenes? Kidnappers?

This criminal tried to dismantle the Local Government structure regardless of the fact that he had NO powers over it.

This man tried to legalize his corrupt "4th tier government" which would give more powers to godless traditional rulers and their thugs.

This man went about selling off the Imo Transport Company to his his criminal front, the "Roche Group".

This man sold Imo's Ada Palm Pantation to himself.

This man sold the state's water supply company to numerous criminal companies which he holds stakes in.

This man wrecked the state's SUBEB because the structure made it impossible for him to wield supreme power over.

This man, in his ill-thought "Free Education for UNIVERSITIES" scam, slashed the money meant to cater to the IMSU Teaching Hospital, and used the proceeds to fund his populist "Free Education" fraud. Talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul.

He said he was going to build over 300 schools in the separate wards? Oga, we dey wait oh, 2 years have passed and all we can see is that ONE Township School which you're using to hoodwink people.

Okorocha is a properly polished conman!

There was this Nigerian movie I saw earlier in 1998 called "Anointed", starring Kanayo O Kanayo, Eucharia Anunobi and Peter Bunor Jnr.

I remember Chinedu Ikedieze (Aki) had a minor role in that film as the evil Eucharia Anunobi's son.

Eucharia had intended to poison her twin step-daughters, but after they prayed over the meal, the whole jazz rushed to Chinedu's food like say na Bluetooth transfer
Being the hungry jack he was, he jumped on his food without praying over it, and died instantly with rice and stew in his mouth

About 14 hours where I live.

And na for midnight dem dey bring am o! When dem sabi say I don crash finish. And then dem dey collect am by 6:00am when I don wake up, come bring am by 10:00am when dem sabi say I don dey for work... Only to come collect am by 5:00pm when dem sabi say I don dey come back, and then come bring am by 10:30pm when I don crash

On a brighter side, though...

https://naijagal.com/wp-content/uploads/SeunOsewa.jpg

Looking sharp

ItsModella: this picture na die and the dude that said he looks like smeagol, why evils na?

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Oga Seun, why your hand resemble Hellboy own naa?

Don't ban me please!!!

oluwadare26: Where are the Mods? The richest yoruba man in the world is doing his birthday today... No Front Page 4 him?

Is that Yoruba man as enticing as the lovely cleavage on this page? Of course not. Blame the mods

What a crucial and hugely important story which rightfully deserves a place in the Politics Section.

Actually, the right title for this thread is "How To Be A Mugu".

Whoever penned this is a complete dumbass who should get a day job for real.
"If she slaps you hard, you deserve it"? Really? Is that how much of a mugu you are to your so-called girlfriend?

Any girl who slaps me will not only lose her entire front teeth, but will be left hospitalized with a fractured rib. That's why it's called equality.

I guess making a girl pay for half on a dinner is also a cime. Because even though we're supposed to be "equal", it doesn't apply on this case because it doesn't take two to tango anymore, and she's doing me a favour by dating me?

Omo OP, na so your low self-esteem reach?

Equally, anyone who agrees with the OP is a total dunce. No exceptions.

Cheers.

All these are official buildings to be used by governement bodies.
Justice building, court complex, etc.

How exactly will they uplift the economy of the state?

How many markets has he built or rehabilitated?

How many schools has he developed or renovated?

I can't see a single hospital in that picture collection except the Diagnostic Centre which wasn't built by you, boss.

I can't see any public water supply facilities in here, boss.

I can't see any waste management facilities in here, boss.

All these things that really affect people on a mass scale, they're nowhere to be seen here, boss.

Are your conference halls going to be occupied by robots, boss?

FlirtyKaren: These are recent, super cute pictures of Daniel and his son with Doris Simeon shopping in sears - https://www.nairaland.com/1273581/pictures-stella-damasuss-new-man#15473898

You're one of the reasons the Frontpage is crap these days.
I'm guessing you also want this unimportant picture to make frontpage, right?

I think this thread deserves a place on the frontpage, cuz not just is it 3 years old, things are really starting to fall in place.
Wunmi's tweet, the speculations, backstabbing her friend by wedding her husband... Hmmm....

Did Stella Damasus Cheat On Her Second Husband Emeka Nzeribe?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you.... The REAL-LIFE Johnny Bravo!!!

https://www.flixya.com/files-photo/s/a/n/sandie1217-2436081.jpg

Choi! Somewhere in Osun, Mama Kemilola is missing her TURA.

Sorry, I don't see anything "honest" about the pictures in this thread, cuz not only did the OP post a picture of Mushin Lagos calling it "Imo" (you can check one of Lyricist's quotes), the bulk of these pictures were taken way before 2003, and have been fixed.

It's not difficult to see the OP's childish motives behind this thread; cuz knowing what region she comes from, it's not quite a surprise. It's engraved in their DNA afterall.

Here's Alyricist Laura's quote:
https://www.nairaland.com/1272973/dirtiness-nigeria/1#15466542

1. What’s your Nigerian name? -- Igbo name is Chiejine; middle name is Preston. As for surname, I can't fully disclose that here.

2. Were you Born in Nigeria? -- Yes, Benin City, yo!

3. Favourite Nigerian movie? -- Nightmare. It's a 1997 movie starring Pete Edochie, Sandra Achums, Charles Okafor and many others. It centres around Sandra Achums' character's past about a baby she dumped in a garbage pile, who was eventually raised to nursery level by Pete Edochie and enrolled in the same nursery class Sandra Achums handled. A really good film with a lot of twists, some sadness, some mystery and lots of paranormal ish.

4. Favourite Nigerian song? (sing it & not add background music. LOL) --

"All those nights in the dark
baby not anymore
baby open the door
only you I adore
girl I want you to know
that I love you so
will never let you go
I'm appealing to you, you, you, you
you, you and meeee".
-- Paul Play IK Dairo - Forever.

5. Favourite Nigerian food? -- Ofe egusi biko.

6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ? -- I'm currently in Nigeria. I was born and raised here. Can't recount.

7. What tribe are you? -- Igbo and Ishan.

8. Say something in your tribal language? -- Ibi dara gi n'afo asaa.

9. What do you like most about Nigeria? -- The freedom to be a fucktarrd and not get arrested for it.

10. What do you hate most about Nigeria? -- The likelihood of encountering fucktards who ultimately won't get arrested for it.

11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames? -- Evil Brain. I was actually shocked to see there was a Nairalander with that name.

12. What makes you different from other Nigerians? -- Muh Dik - Don't mind me. I just don't know how to answer this one.

13. Do you speak your language? -- Obviously

14. Do you speak pidgin English? -- Obviously

15. What around your house represents your culture? -- Muh Dik. Whoops! There I go again. I don't know how to answer this question... But I'll say it's probably my father's Ogbueke staff (viper killer), which I smuggled out of the family house to my own personal house when he wasn't looking

16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture? -- Some dumbass knee-grow in Georgia asked me if we actually raced monkeys as passtime in Africa. And of course, not forgetting my favorite of all... "Is Nigeria in Soweto?"

Afam4eva:
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One of the earliest Igbo movies. I think that's where Stella Damasus launched her acting career.
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Stella Damasus was in Rattle Snake?

Na she be Adaugo?

Of course it is very clear the GEJ Team is winning hard now.

And to think they're doing it even with the absence of their "highest goal scorer" Beaf is a sure commendable feat.

asha 80: 'uba is not coming into governance to make money'...nope he is coming into governance to use anambra funds to settle his 42bn debt to access bank and coscharis.

Hmmm... This has got me thinking!

Biko, any moderator using a computer? Please, properly format Berem's post to desktop-friendly alignment make we begin.

We tore Okorocha's black asss this morning, so I think it's only fair we also tear Peter Obi's gayy asss this evening.

The girl definitely couldn't escape the power of Musiwa's satellite

THERE IS NO RUNNING FROM THE SATELLITE!

berem: CHIEJINE,could you please stick to the topic and leave Rochas alone? this thread is not about him. I will not derail further.

I will never leave you and your governor alone until he has agreed to come out and confess

berem: why i go vex? na teeth full your mouth na im make you dey talk anyhow. This is a public forum where you are free to express yourself.

So, in otherwords, had this been in the real world, your governor would have sent his thugs as well as his Chief Comedian of the State to brutalize me, shebi!

Ohanaze, unu ahukwala eeeee!!!

Rochas Okorocha really is a thug oooo!

berem: STFU! you should be bothered about your incompetent governor who has done little or nothing for his state. mtscheeew!

You dey vex?

I'm gonna continue giving you the RAW TRUTH until you repent!!!

Naani Eziokwu ka'm n'ekwu.

Oh, and let's also not forget that I USED to support Okorocha. You can check my history as well as the thread I opened when the Township School was still being rebuilt, so I certainly don't have an agenda.

When I see something wrong, I SAY IT! No sentiments, no affiliations!

Nonsense and ingredients.

berem: If you were in his shoes, wouldn't you do the same? Before you hit your sledge hammar on him, you condemn other government officials who have being going abroad for medical trip.stop being a hypocrite! keep hating while Rochas puts smile on the faces of ndi Imo.

Nne, for the sake of honesty on Nairaland, I would really like you to tell me how many governors I have blindly praised here.

Is it Fashola the noisemaking turncoat who makes a living from licking his master's sweaty black asss?
Is it Aregbesola the empty rascal who is busy claiming federal power projects as his own?
Is it the effeminate Peter Obi who looks for tribal sentiments when taken to the cleaners on a blog by a 3-foot aboki?
Or is it my bastaard governor Uduaghan who uses 7 billion naira to pick stones in an airport?

Tell me, exactly WHO have I praised blindly? Why are you shying away from the obvious truth that your governor is a petty criminal masquerading himself as a populist with cheap theatrics that portray an archaic communist mindset?

Hell, is my governor in Delta state not a criminal too? You see, the difference is, I'm not lying to myself.

Your governor was so dumb to dissolve the local government (which was NEVER under his control) and you see nothing wrong in this.

Your governor was shameless enough to pay kids N100 a month to attend school like almajiris and you see nothing wrong in this.

Your governor had a scratch on his mango head and quickly flew himself to LONDON and you see nothing wrong in this.

Anyway, free me abeg. I'm not caught in the delusion that he's a messiah, cuz I don't pass the renovations of the government house and commissioners' quarters as "Putting a smile on the faces of Ndi Imo".

Your governor is a crook. Deal with it.
Cuz I've learned to deal with mine.

[quote author=Mr. Globe]mama iyabo, I have other things doing. Am not paid to post on NL. You accuse GEJ of suppressing the opposition but you forget the clown governor rochas you support for joining Amala PArty Congress (APC) who by the way is performing so well in IMO that he has to fly out of IMO to London to fix a minor head scar also sacked his deputy illegally. Who's now more Democratic between GEJ and your rochas the clown?[/quote]I swear, I almost died of laughter reading this!!!

No be lie at all. De guy had to fly out to fix his big coconut head in London, and afterwards traveled to Israel to "rescue" some Jews

Meanwhile, the IMSU teaching hospital Achike Udenwa built is more than ready to cater to whatever health needs of the people at the moment.

That man is a big criminal through and through.
Small time, you go see am carrying a small 2 year old boy like say na achievement. Who no sabi carry small pikin? Even Ikedi Ohakim sabi carry small pikin. Even kidnappers sef sabi carry small pikin; so no be a sign of humility in any way.

That man is a phony and a calculative crook.

He should really clap for himself.
No shame whatsoever, that a governor who had promised to transform the state's health sector to the pride of the nation is busy globe-trotting from country to country just to scan his big coconut head after a minor accident which could have easily been taken care of at IMSUTH in Orlu.

Day by day, this man shows himself up as the big phony he truly is.

"Imo Rescue Mission" my black asss. Maybe he's going to Israel to rescue the Jews.

Criminal.

CFCfan: The Mods have removed the topic from the frontpage

They're in their rooms now, crying.
I really wouldn't blame them

solomon111: We were the better team.
Anyway,such is life.
The true test of an African champion will be at the world cup.
*moroccan girls are kinda hot*

I disagree.

We had the better PLAYERS, but not the better team... Atleast not yet.

If we're all to be honest with ourselves, the Eaglets started getting pretty selfish during the knockout games - their match with Tunisia was clear evidence.


Everybody wanted to shine; everybody wanted to look cool; everybody wanted to impress that English Premier League Club scout secretly lurking in the audience.

Even that move from Nwakali was an attempt at being badass which eventually didn't turn out as he had hoped.

But all the same, we should understand - These guys are still very young. As the years pass, so shall their team spirit and maturity increase.
There's a lot of potential here. The force is strong with them.