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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ejine(m): 3:37pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
Romance / Re: How Do You Decribe This!! by Ejine(m): 8:59am On Apr 22, 2013 |
"oI" That's how I would describe it. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: London Hospital Gives Rochas A Clean Bill Of Health by Ejine(m): 8:25am On Apr 22, 2013 |
Beautiful. So, na for London hospital im go? Not enough faith in your state's healthcare, ey? The same healthcare you had vowed to transform to the pride of the nation during your campaign? 2 years have passed oh. We dey watch you. Criminal. 9 Likes |
Religion / Re: Jesus Was A Gay! Kemi Omololu-olunloyo by Ejine(m): 7:57am On Apr 22, 2013 |
touch4mony: u don't go to church I guess,how man souls have u won for Christ.sorry I 4got ur a pegan Oh yea, I'm a pagan. Now what? Or you think I'd be stupiid enough to base my beliefs on your white Jesus? Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not as stupiid. Open your head to the reality of the real world, that not everyone wants to be a part of your fairytale passed to you by your colonial slavemasters who came to Africa with a bible on the left hand and a rifle on the right. The same Christian founders of yours who went to America as pilgrims, only to commit genocide on the original natives in an attempt to steal their land. The same Christian founders of yours who also went to Australia and slaughtered all the aboriginals there in order to steal their land. Need I also remind you that there are 1.3 billion practising Buddhists in Asia? Are they also going to burn in hell because they don't believe in your white savior Jesus? Abeg, kindly keep your mental enslavement to yourself. There's a bigger world out there. "Oh, I forgot you are a pagan". I guess I'm supposed to be upset? Mscheeeeewwww. 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Girl Molested & Buried Alive By Gang! by Ejine(m): 7:47am On Apr 22, 2013 |
Les: I didn't watch d video well 4 some reasons and I might not watch it again so wetin hapen, how did they knw she waas thereh, the guys bringin her out, na them bury her? Watch the video and you'll find out 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Jesus Was A Gay! Kemi Omololu-olunloyo by Ejine(m): 6:29am On Apr 22, 2013 |
Well... He did promise to make Simon Peter a "fisher of men" I kid, I kid |
Politics / Re: 185 Killed As Boko-Haram Fights With JTF by Ejine(m): 6:22am On Apr 22, 2013 |
alnaijiri: Make no mistake, the BH fighters are misguided and are committing unIslamic atrocities. But EVERY Nigerian Muslim, from Lagos to Katsina, must feel stirred to the soul by the violence that strikes our land. What was it to provoke Muslim youths to such barbarism. Was it a primal cry to defend Islam and our noble way of life passed on to us by our fathers but now under threat from the unspeakable filth of Nigerian (South-dominated) mainstream culture, a culture of wanton greed, of corruption, of adultery, of inhumanity, and above all of delusions. How exactly are you 'defending' your land by trying to invade other people's land in a bid to force your barbaric religion on them? "Islamizing the entire Nigeria"? What phucking bullshiit are you talking about, you evolution-neglected caveman? Seondly, if you feel your way of life is being invaded by the South-dominated mainstream culture, why not do the country a phucking favor, secede today, proudly embrace your polio, Lassa fever, cholera, VVF and NOMA (flesh eating bacteria), and leave us the hell alone? 30 Likes |
Politics / Re: 185 Killed As Boko-Haram Fights With JTF by Ejine(m): 6:16am On Apr 22, 2013 |
They remind me of the Hamas terrorists in the Gaza strip who hide in neighborhoods to fire their missiles at Israel, only for them to cry out when the Iron Dome returns the favor by smoking out that neighborhood in a couple of minutes. If you really believe within yourself that your cause is not a stupiid one, then I see no reason why you should foolishly hide under innocent people to commit your atrocities instead of facing your enemy head-on. And some shameless politicians still have the nerve to tell us Boko Haram is similar to MEND. Similar in what sense? By fighting to protect your land from the injustice and inhumane exploitation it's gone through as opposed to trying to ISLAMIZE the entire country for no apparent reason? Bastaards. 24 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luis Suarez Bites Branislav Ivanovich by Ejine(m): 5:57am On Apr 22, 2013 |
Fashion / Re: Need Help On Acne Treatment by Ejine(m): 11:34pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
I really think water is an under-appreciated part of our lives. @OP - Wash your face regularly using SebaMed. It costs just about 900 Nigerian Naira if I'm correct, and it's available in lots of stores around the country. It really sinks deeper to unclog the pores of the skin and give a refreshing feel. Afterwards, remember to moisturize your skin with Palmer's, Dove's or Jergens' Cocoa Butter. This should help your skin heal quickly and lead to the disappearance of the acne scars. Minimize your exposure to the sunlight, as it would only make your scars become more pronounced. Cut a tomato in half and rub it gently around your entire face every morning. Also, take lots and lots of water. The results would shock you in 3 months. I have no acne or acne scars cuz I never had them during puberty. I guess mine's genetic. But following these steps above would definitely help you regain your fresh skin and confidence. Cheers. |
Romance / Re: The One Experience U Would Gladly Relive Again... by Ejine(m): 5:52pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
It was the night before I left for the states for the first time. My eventual fiancee and I decided to 'consumate' our love. She pinned me to the bed, took off her G-striing, used it to tie one of my hands to the bedpost, and rode me like a wildcat until I passed out. She was virtually a possessed beast that night. My God! But the best part of it was the next morning, when I had already boarded the plane. I noticed something in my jacket pocket. And when I brought it out, I discovered it was the same flourescent pink panties she wore the night we had sexx!!! She had intentionally put it there as something to remember her by as I was in another country. I noticed it was warm too, and I'm not ashamed to say I lost control and took a deep sniff. Anyway, she really scattered my head, and we'll be making it official in a few months time so I can relive our wild, nasty, naughty moments for an eternity. 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies End Up Single For Life.. by Ejine(m): 5:09pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
190: Rooneyboy - I find #1,2 and most esp number 5 so so so true I had to recheck the name of the poster making this post to be sure if this really was 190. Oh my God... So you get sense reach like this! *faints and dies* |
Romance / Re: High Prices Men Pay For Sex With Prostitutes They Take Home by Ejine(m): 4:53pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
Charles Shaw: Lol Is your friend aware that Premature Ejaaculation is a curable disease? Just asking. 5 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: D'banj Ft Olamide, Durella & Kayswitch - Ibadi E (without Annoying Audio Tag) by Ejine(m): 4:13pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
ﺍﻷﻭﻝ!!! Hoping the moderators won't be able to figure out what I just wrote and end up banning me |
Romance / Re: High Prices Men Pay For Sex With Prostitutes They Take Home by Ejine(m): 3:53pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
I see picking a proostiitute (or paying for sex) as a sign of a very low self-esteem and lack of confidence in one's desirability. All my life, I never had a reason to pick one. Never needed one anyway. Something just tells me they smell pretty bad. But hey, that's just me. 32 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Unbelievable Tonto Dike Bed-wet....view Pictures Inside by Ejine(m): 3:49pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
oyb: was she bed wetting or squirting Oya, turn off that poorn immediately. |
TV/Movies / Re: AMAA 2013 Full List Of Winners by Ejine(m): 3:47pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
speedyboi: E be like say dem point gun for your head tell you say you must comment, shebi? |
TV/Movies / Re: AMAA 2013 Full List Of Winners by Ejine(m): 3:44pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl: It's still a decent start. You have to start from somewhere. The Academy Award movie of the year 2005, "Departed", was a rip-off of the Japanese movie "Infernal Affairs". Nothing wrong with imitating a concept as long as you don't end up pooping all over the original film with mediocrity. LOL. I've lost count how many "Romeo and Juliet" movies Nollywood has churned out, not forgetting many poorly-titled movies like "Sharon Stone", "Blackberry Babes", "Bold 5 Babes" and "Fazebook Babes", so originality is not exactly on our side either. The thing about animation (whether claymation, 2D-animated or 3D CGI) is that it REALLY requires talent and visual skill to bring your thoughts and inaminate objects to life. Our live-action movies do not. I'm tired of watching Tonto Dikeh's bleaching face, or Ini Edo's hairy chest, abeg. I'm an architect myself, but pulling artists who think like me would have to involve me relocating to Lagos and taking a serious gamble. One of these days though, I might just assemble a team. Watch out. Oh... By the way... I think it looks more like a rip-off of Rio |
Celebrities / Re: Unbelievable Tonto Dike Bed-wet....view Pictures Inside by Ejine(m): 2:21pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
I guess she's got her head under the covers to hide her shame. |
TV/Movies / Re: AMAA 2013 Full List Of Winners by Ejine(m): 11:46am On Apr 21, 2013 |
TV/Movies / Re: AMAA 2013 Full List Of Winners by Ejine(m): 11:40am On Apr 21, 2013 |
Screenshot from the South African animated movie, Adventures In Zambezia: I wonder when us Nigerians would be doing Animations? Or are we going to be eternally stuck in these cheap, substandard Tonto and Ini Edo movies? When are we truly going to embrace the beautiful art that is animation? Or is it just out of reach for our creative intelligence? Way back in 2003, I watched another beautiful traditionally animated African-themed movie called "Kirikou", and absolutely loved it. Fast-forward to 2013, and not a single international-standard animated film has been made in Nigeria. We dey too busy dey talk about how "big" Nollywood is, when this size is only accounted by the quantity of watery waste we shoot out, not necessarily the quality. How many special-effects houses do we have yet? After all these years? Or are we going to have to re-invent the wheel? 7 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Congo (7 - 0): U-17 AFCON On Saturday 20 April 2013 by Ejine(m): 6:18pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
Our noisemaking little brothers (Ghana) really got served today. Crashing out! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAAH!!! I've got two browser tabs open right now, and they contain Ghanaweb forum and Ghanasoccernet. The place is as quiet as a cemetery at the moment. They still can't believe it! In one of their local TV stations, they predicted Congo would beat Nigeria - Never mind that they also predicted Ghana would beat Nigeria a week ago. They are still having difficulties waking up to the cold reality that Ghana's football team has totally lost relevance. They're still in denial. You better clean up your current FA, cuz those guys at the top have long run out of ideas. 11 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Congo (7 - 0): U-17 AFCON On Saturday 20 April 2013 by Ejine(m): 6:01pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
1st goal was for C 2nd goal was for O 3rd goal was for N 4th goal was for G 5th goal was for O 6th goal was for EXCLAMATION MARK and the 7th goal na to UNDERLINE the "CONGO!" wey we write 14 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Congo (7 - 0): U-17 AFCON On Saturday 20 April 2013 by Ejine(m): 5:33pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
Omo, should Ghana lose their match against Ivory Coast, I go laugh tire |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Congo (7 - 0): U-17 AFCON On Saturday 20 April 2013 by Ejine(m): 5:27pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
Chinekemeeeeeee!!! |
Politics / Re: Pix Of Gej's House @ His Hometown Otuoke by Ejine(m): 10:37am On Apr 20, 2013 |
SlyIg: Is this house for his drivers or security guards? That's not part of the house. The wires are on another compound. You no see am? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Mod Is The Bigger Bigot: Afam Or Ikenna by Ejine(m): 10:34am On Apr 20, 2013 |
Ile-Ife: Loser |
Fashion / Re: Miss University Africa Contestants(pics) by Ejine(m): 7:28am On Apr 20, 2013 |
The Nigerian contestant is an Eastern belle 3 Likes |
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