₦airaland Forum

olaheavy: When Nigeria eventually breaks up, I wish the cowardly and parasitic Igbos (whose olojurangandan warlord fled to Ivory Coast to "search for peace" would just leave Lagos and Ibadan and the rest of Yoruba cities and towns. God knows we're so fucking tired of them! Seriously, I have a question, though: given the landlocked nature of the East, how would the yinminrin Igbos and other Eastern kobokobos survive when the Yorubaland's iron gates were slammed shut in their chimpanzee faces? Or would they all jump into the Bight of Biafra and swim to Gabon? The Igbos are doomed already inasmuch as they continue biting the finger that feeds them - we Yoruba are their benefactors, but their vagabonds take turns to cast aspersions on us. May they all perish in their perilous journey across the BoB. Useless idiots!

Ha! Your number of posts show only one. You think we're stupid enough to fall for your retaaarded antics, Alj Harem?

This is clearly another fake ID hurriedly put together by the leprous Northern bastarrrd Alj Harem, to forment Igbo-Yoruba (Southern) conflict just to divert attention, especially now that Southerners are speaking with one voice and exposing the smelly, filthy, rotten assses of the Northern pigs.

Don't take this FAKE ID seriously
He's definitely NOT Yoruba, but a Northern SWINE!

What a jobless desperado.

Whaaaaaat!? NECO!!!? Of all things to fail. . . N.E.C.O!!!
Wetin dem go now come do for WAEC, which is undoubtedly tougher!?

Wait, Tinubu is 60 years old!!!?
My head is spinning and spinning faaaaast!!!!

This guy isn't only good at forging his university certificates, apparently.

Abagworo: Which ever way we put it, Tinubu is probably the most successful politician in Nigeria today. Infact, he is the only regional leader we have today in Nigeria. He is a re-incarnation of Awolowo. The Igbos are yet to have a Zik and the North are yet to have a Balewa. I will say congrats to Asiwaju and wish a Zik+Ojukwu is born in Rochas.

Nnamdi Azikiwe was neither a tribal leader nor a premier, so your analogy appears rather ignorant, no offense.

To be even more frank, majority of your posts do.

Beaf: In saner climes, Tinubu would be in prison.

Yes. . . As well as 97 percent of PDP sha

state could expect to make N5 billion every month from federal allocations and at best N2 billion as Internally Generated Revenue

Oya, where is that Ekt Bear who posted that clownish, fake, bogus Google Docs sheet about states and their internally generated revenue, putting Ogun State at 30-something billion a year?

Shame, shame, shame. Some people are ready to lie and present bogus shiiit just to prove a non-existent point. Very sad. . . But also, very laughable.

I still can't understand the logic behind this thread, I'm sorry.

Isn't Port Harcourt International Airport half dead?

Beaf: Swimming for recreation is not the same as for sports. Nigeria should be hauling medals with the natural abilities in the area, but there is nothing to harness it.

True, true.
But the part that frightens me is how much they're going to quote for this. Chi mo!

The money Anambra generates internally is over 15 times the amount generated by Enugu (the "civil service dominated" state) - yet. . .

This man honestly has no excuse. None whatsoever.

Didn't I say it before? Death of real estate.
Kano is finished.

I think Kano is officially dead.

Economically, socially, everything.

No manufacturing companies would want to set base there.

No real-estate developers would want to invest there.

No money from tourism.

No money from the service sector (since the illiteracy is so devastating you can hardly find skilled medical doctors or engineers in the North.

No nothing. Kano is dead.

I have long maintained it that SaharaReporters has zero credibility.

But what I find funny is that the same people dissing it now, would've been jumping up and down and insulting anyone who dared call it false, if it was an incriminating story about the Jonathan administration.

Hypocrites.

Heyyy, I noticed our signatures are back again! Nice.

Now, e remain our location and number of posts.
Or are they still only gonna be revealed when we place our cursors over the user?

I mean, these are people whose very decisions squarely lie in the hands of a repulsive, horribly misshapen, kleptomaniac overlord in Bourdillion. Talk about hypocrisy!

By the way, what many have chosen to overlook, is the fact that the ACN's structure is the classic example of an Oligarchy.

PDP Convention, Mockery Of Democracy – ACN

ACN "Progressivism," insult to our intelligence.

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]^^^Methinks Chino just wants to meet up to get his hands round Ejines neck and throttle him . I could be wrong though.

You all should put a lid on this thread as it's ran its course.[/quote] LMAOOO! I know. Because he started something he couldn't finish, got slaughtered and tongue-tied on the internet, he's begging for a meet-up.

But even in the real-world, he'd still get thrashed by the time me and my goons are done with him

Alright, I'm off this thread for real this time.

It's really ran its course.

Anyway, I'm off now, as this is now starting to look like a guy who just wants to be friends; and it wouldn't be fair slagging him off anymore, as it would make me look heartless and cruel.

But as a parting shot - Chino, if you're looking to get a job in my firm, just be sure to visit the Maitama amusement park, as that's my favorite hangout spot.

Be sure to dress in all-black when coming.

I'll see if I can get you a spot in the laundry section, aiight?

Bye bye now. See you in the amusement park.

I dey laff oooh! See me see "by force friendship" oooh! LWKMD! Looks like I have a Stan now. Ekt-Bear, abi how you see am?
Make we carry on, cuz now I'm beginning to really enjoy this

chino11: ^
LMAO.
Advanced and married people like use NL for fun making and intelligence gathering. If you are 25 that means you should exercise some courtesy for a senior colleague no matter what.

Sorry boss, but advanced and seasoned professionals like me do not use NairaLand for internet gathering.
The site I visit to for serious business and intelligent interaction is http://www.Skyscrapercity.com. Full stop.

Skyscrapercity is a foreign website where I meet international as well as Nigerian architects like myself, who are in for serious business and expert intelligence. It's in that site I even met the NairaLand members, GARR3TH and paddy_lo for the very FIRST time, even before I discovered they were on NairaLand, too.

NairaLand, in all it's glory, is a haven for miserable bitter bigots like yourself, who just take pride in senseless chest-beating and childish ethnic diiick contests like "how many dualized roads does your dirty Yoruba state have?" and all the rest of that craaap. How shameful! And na dis leper dey hustle make me and am meet for Abuja? Say wetin happen?

From all indication we are of two classes of people, you are still an under aged guarded child, an upcoming/would be architect, probably just left school (may or may not served yet) or doing your IT. While I'm a father, a resident valuer (Min. of works/housing) and a successful practicing estate surveyor/valuer. Either way we can be of use to each other.
That means I could still employ you to do your IT in my firm, since you are wasting away time in Maraba Abuja all in the name of being in FCT. Sincerely speaking I have two architects and an estate surveyor in my firm and I usually join them once I close from work around 5pm. They are always busy, because I usually pull out jobs from my ministry in form of consultancy.

You get ahead of yourself too quickly, and that's why you make so many goofs, showing you off to be nothing more than an over-age man-child with severe comprehension difficulties.
But to blow off your pathetic assumptions as I usually do - I graduated waay back and did my NYSC at age 21. Just because you had so many carry-overs in your courses to the point you ended up graduating from the University with a walking stick, does not mean every other person was cursed with your dilemma.

So, your whole empty talk about IT and all that craap, only just exposes you as a bumbling doofus and nothing more

Right after my NYSC in Calabar, I was quickly called up to the architectural firm I work in today, and it was from there I've risen through the ranks and still going up. So, when you come here to talk about your deserted firm of just 3 starving omata boys, I laugh so hard.

And ummm. . . Didn't I already make it clear I'm not interested in your life stories? eLLe-Oh-eLLe!!!

Wait, why you come edit your previous post naa? Are you ashamed of the less that average nonsense you typed? Don't worry, I'm going to make a meal out of this new one you've got down here, cuz I'm enjoying this view of your stupidity

Hmmmmm. Am sure you are over 30 and not married yet? You may as well stay in Abuja and continue to while away your time @ Maraba. From the way and manner you respond and present your full page essay shows more of a vacuum. You need jobs even as an architect you claim to be to keep away from NL at least for hours during the day just like me.

I'm really sorry to disappoint you, but you're not on my league. And I wonder why you're so bothered about the ease of my replies. But just to educate you on it, I'll oblige you this one:

You see, the nature of my job implores that I'm connected 24/7, either by my laptop, my blackberry or my iPhone. It enables me to receive files and documents sent to me by my colleagues outside the country, in the twinkle of an eye. They can finish their ArchiCAD simulations or PDF documents, and quickly send it to me via the internet.
Even the majority of my calls are internet calls via Skype video chats, as the bulk of people I work with aren't even within the shores of the country. And this explains why I can access NairaLand quicker than you ever can - I am 24-hour connected to the net, boy, and I don't need a cybercafe to come spill my thoughts like you do.

Even as I tear you to pieces right here on NL, I'm actually in the Silverbird Galleria with my friends, catching the new flick, "21 Jump Street" in the cinema, while still giving you the beating of a lifetime with my Blackberry . You see, I can blast you from anywhere I like with so much ease, while still going about my daily activities; so your ineffective talk about me "staying in Nairaland all day" only goes to further underscore your ignorance, I'm very sorry to break it to you.

You need people whether from NL or whatever, this is a bitter pill you gat to take. When I said you are good at what you do, you don't know what was on my mind? I think you should first find out exactly what is it that do best instead of field of architecture.

Sorry bros, but like I already said, I'm not looking for new friends.
And if I were looking for new friends, it wouldn't be on the internet, in a site like NairaLand.
And even it were to be on the internet, it sure wouldn't be with an overgrown drone who shamelessly uses dozens of worthless IDs to showcase his stupidiity and bigotry. Thanks for the offer, though

Am a happily married man of 30, with my lovely wife and a son, am never bored. Its people like you that are still dating girls even at the age 30s are the real bored people and needs help.

Unfortunately, you've misfired again, as I'm not even up to 26, even though my polished written and spoken English make me sound 30-45 (Yeah, all my friends as well as our CEO tell me that daiiiily! )
And even my current wife-to-be, na my clean, polished sweggz I carry net am hahhahahaha!

So I'll take your retaardedd statement as an unintended compliment .

Furthermore, trust me, by the time I even hit 25, I definitely won't be on NairaLand anymore, comparing notes with a shameless overgrown 30-year-old man with multiple IDs

Yes, you are right about the internet life, because each and every one of us may not be living this internet life out there. You need to be engaged in jobs to lessen the amount of energy you pull into NL.

I've exhausted this tired and ineffective jab already. Read my above posts regarding my internet access and unlimited mobility

I have been busy since morning attending to issues that are churning out millions, while you are doing otherwise. You may not know me but by the time we meet you will understand that the chino you know is somebody you just have to know for good. Our meeting should be an eye opener to some issues. I can tell you that architects hardly feed in this harsh and competitive market as Abuja, more especially free-lancing you are into.
I know a quite of number of architectural firms in Abuja, so where do you belong? I have worked with Knight Frank in the PH regional office before I took up a job in Awka and subsequent opening of my firm.
Which gate??

Like I already said, boy, I'm not looking for new friends; and I'm not interested in divulging that information to you, as I'm not interested in your life, so please spare me the details.

Once again . . . I'll pass

chino11: Hmmmmm. If you refuse to meet with me, I will track you down by all means necessary wherever you are. Architects, Estate Surveyors and co are like one small family, you cannot run forever.
Wait till I get into Abuja tomorrow morning.

Whatever. Just hope you don't start stalking me and my firm members, or I'll report you to our gatemen.

Bye bye

I was readin a thread this morning 'Hausa,Yoruba clash in Lagos over murdered youth ,hausa go on rampage' and I can't
help but weep for the comments on that thread,how yoruba and Igbo are at each other throats while the culprit, the hausa continues to kill,maim and destroy these idiotic people

LMAO! Lateef, did you have to be so ferocious? LOOOOL!

This thread still no wan die?
SMH.

Na waa oh. A whole Oba. What is this world turning into?

Baiting 101

This is hilarious!

chino11: Honestly there is no harm meant. As a valuer and he is an 'architect' I so much believe that our meeting will be of so much good than bad. It may eventually mark a new begining for two strange people coming from NL.

I can no longer continue in his childish pool of ill atitude, because I already have a wife and a son which is the main reason I cannot descend that low. Latest am in Abuja (10.30 a.m) tomorrow, I'am earnestly keen on meeting ejine one on one for good reasons.

I will suggest neutral ground, the two hotels we are using for the conference is Transcorp and Nicon Luxury for(Friday-Sat session). Ejine if you are online, thursday Transcorp and then friday/sat Nicon, choose any of those locations and time. It will be my pleasure to meet you, because you are definitely good at what you do going by what I have seen here so far.

That's no surprise to me, because most insecure myopic characters like yours -- when a mirror is held up to them -- are known to backtrack and backpedal by bringing things totally unrelated to the issue, as a way of finally backing down from a confrontation they lost even before it began.

Chino, my dear, if you hadn't spent the last two years of your life on Nairaland, spewing baseless vitriol about "Enugu prostiitutes", "Imo prostiitutes", "Asaba prostiitutes", "Aba-Ngwa prostiitutes" and "Yoruba prostiitutes" like a deserted hobo without a playmate, then maybe I would've taken your self-remorseful bellows a little seriously.

But since you are well known as an overgrown irresponsible self-fellating drone completely deficient in basically all areas of intellect and common sense, I will funnel your laughably childish attempt at fence-mending down the sewer where it truly belongs.

In all, the only person I truly feel sorry for, though, is your so-called son. Cuz, boy oh boy, if only he knew what his irresponsible dad was up to in the internet, and exactly how ignorant and alone this father of his truly was? He'd curse the very day he was sired, with fire and might.

Oh, and as for your gayy proposal for a hook-up, meet-up, chat-up or whatever it is? Sorry to break your heart, but I'll pass.
I don't do internet meet-ups, as I don't take the internet seriously, let alone Nairaland.

Virtual reality to me, is just an alternate pseudo-life, which is not to be mixed with the real one. Even my character on the internet is completely different from the real-life one, and I absolutely love it that way.

SO, sorry bro. . . But I'm not looking for new friends

Onlytruth: You still did not answer my question about WHY you want this thread to continue in the line you are taking it. For example, you cannot wake up one day, kill a few people of different tribes, shout that you are Igbo, and then expect the rest of us to keep quiet and take it. When the reaction comes, it would affect the rest of us. Your actions impact the rest of us, so it is a mistake to think that it is your sole prerogative. Do you understand me now? lol

I understand you now. lol

I would have preferred that you are not Igbo so that we will take your comments as those of Yoruba or aboki or whatever we call non-Igbos whose stock in trade is to cause us harm both off and online. We are all free spirited folks, but we are also RESPONSIBLE and reflective. To do otherwise is nothing less than irreponsibility.

This is a free forum and you are free to say whatever you want, BUT be ready to be addressed as a non-Igbo going forward because we have every right to defend our integrity as Ndigbo -BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY.

I won't warn you again.

OOOOOOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO! Intawwwnet "Ndi-Ichie" are threatening that they will remove me from "Ndi Comittee" and forcefully change my name from "Chiejine" to "Aliyu" if I don't get me acts togevah!


I wail, I wail
What ever will I do?

Please guys, you kent do this to meeeeeee! You know that if you change my name to Aliyu, I will turn INSTA-BLACK, and begin to squat when urinating

Please, don't do this to me. Pleeeeeeeeeease?

I promise I'll be a good boy this time! Give meeeee another chance

chino11: Who is the coward here?

I will like us to meet one on one, is that a problem? Hope that will finally help us to nail this matters arising once and for once. I can't wait to meet you in Abuja.

Deal??

Biko, nwokem, shut it already and address the points I marshaled out instead of trying to deviate from the subject like a worthless coward.

Your posts are getting fewer, and fewer, and fewer, and fewer
Clearly, you've now ran out of insults. Shame.

And I thought you said you were off to bed? Or are the disses making you sleepless that you can't help running back here in an attempt to stitch your ruptured ego?

Pathetic, just like I'd always known.

Oh, just noticed that, as the coward you are, you've gone back to edit your last post, now adding this:

Obviously you are a boy boy still being fed by guidance or public charge, if not you won't have all the time to becoming an essayist overnite on NL. Its a pity though, I like making case with like minds who has something doing and not some folks with jobless beggarly profession who can spend the whole day calculatiing how to reply on NL instead calculating how a project ca give or her. In a nutshell you don't a anything doing for a living. Use that you crappy laptop for something else maybe do 419 just so that you can at least feed. Am out, goodnite boy

Ewuoooooo! You don run!?

I thought you were going to make me cry real hard today by dissing Delta, but unfortunately, you didn't have the balls to bring it, you worthless loser

All you've done on this thread is just spit mere idiiotic fantasies that are severely lacking in logic or fact for that matter. Was that how your paymasters educated you?
And of course you only make cases with like-minded vulcanizers such as yourself, which only explains why you're so uncouth, ignorant and stupiid.

You have no shame that you keep coming here singing about "UN Masterplan" when there is NOTHING of the sort happening there (even though the plan has been designed for a pretty long while now).

You come in here with your eczema-riddled face and oily teeth to spew lies and baseless hate speech to Diaspora Anambrans and non-Anambrans respectively, not knowing your asss would get owned one day.

By the way, my promise still stands: I'll be visiting your backward village to offer them some clothes and bar soap wey dem go carry wash and cover bodi.
I promise I'll get you that toy radio like I said.

Yeah. . . I'm generous like that

chino11: ofcos it will be your play ground when you are effectively unemployed.

No, sorry that's you, the asss-licking sycophant
Me I dey work and play at the same time, cuz it keeps me focused and sane.

Nature abhors vacuum, so what you are doing now with your time is not out place because you are jobless as I said earlier.

Am meeting you in Abuja on Thursday, are we game? Stop deceiving yourself in Maraba Abuja and face reality for once.

I expect your reply concerning our meeting, I will suggest we meet in a neutral ground in case you are scared, preferably Transcorp venue of the conference.

Abegi, like I already said, your unsubstantiated utterances have completely failed, because:

1. You're not impressing anybody, and
2. You comments do not even the least offend me, since they're all false. You'd even have better chances by calling me an "Yoruba" - but since that is also not true, I'll only laugh it up and take you to the cleaners like I always do.


By the way, is it just me or are you now running out of insults? Cuz I noticed your replies are now fewer?
What about the MercenaryX lie, you no dey tell them again?
What about the FUTO lies? You no dey tell them again?

E nwude gi ebea, i jere gaa ebea; E nwude gi ebea, i koro gawa ebeozo.

You have no shame at all. Nothing to even diss me with anymore, cuz you've exhausted your last trick

So, biko, if you say you've got balls, I'm waiting for your reply to the points I've raised in my last posts.

Coward