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This post won't get much traffic, because the boy is neither Igbo nor Yoruba.

And these are the people a poster opened a thread about, asking if they could ever advance.

The Legendary Musiwa kills every single nominee on that list. . . But then again, that's something we already know.

And why was there no primary election round anyway? Weird.

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Onlytruth: I am even beginning to think that it is not oil, after all Cross river is not an oil producing state. So, it has to be something else. Well, whatever it is will not survive without Igbo support.

But Delta North IS Igbo!
Why do you mainlanders ALWAYS overlook us GODDAMNIT!!!

Chidichris (1025), could you just do yourself a favor and lay off the marijuana for once in your life?
Is that too much to ask?

[quote author=Mr. Globe]LoL.... I swear, I love when pdp is an opposing party. They create more entertainment than any other opposing party. Even though we can agree the PDP is a curse but then I think TinubuCN should learn the act of opposition from them.
*Going back to laughing*[/quote]TELL me about it!

In all, the part I found the most interesting about this outburst, is this:

Tonto Dike: First of all, it is nobody’s business where my fiance is from. That out of the way, yes Benin men are great and very understanding. They are not sitting and judging you unlike an Igbo man that will want to be poke-nosing in everything you do. You make your money and the Edo man is not interested in your personal affairs. If I keep waiting for an Igbo man I will just end up eternally single.

I'm glad she knows; because a notorious, bleaching, chain-smoking 'general market' isn't exactly my idea of a wife material.

Ol' boy eeee! I've been laughing my black arse off since morning, after coming across these YouTube trailers for some Ghanaian flicks!!
Mehn, I'll just post 'em here:

This one's called The Godfather 1&2
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GRi9qHi1VIs[/flash]

This one's called The Terminator (And yes, it even features Spider-Man doing some karate moves!)
[flash]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I&feature=player_detailpage[/flash]

Now, this one is called 12:00 LMFAOOO!!!!
[flash]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWaN8b-FwDI&feature=player_detailpage[/flash]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is 2016
[flash]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ&feature=player_detailpage[/flash]

And this, my friends, is a Ghanaian masterpiece, called. . . wait for it. . . Devil May Cry
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uZo59DeZY9g[/flash]

*bows to Ghollywood*

tl;dr

Sycophants around the globe are known to shower their masters with heavenly compliments just for the sake of a cut from whatever misadventure he chooses to dabble in. It's nothing new.

Sam Egwu was asked to run for the presidency in 2007
Achike Udenwa even wanted to run for presidency in 2007
Peter Odili was angling for presidency in 2007
Donald Duke was angling for presidency in 2007
Bafarawa wanted to try his hand in Aso Rock affairs in 2007 (as well as 2011)
My wealthy godfather (I'm Catholic), at a point in time, was having his ego massaged by sycophants and fake friends, who were only looking to make a killing from his campaign spending if he ran for Delta governorship in 2003
Ahamba also had sycophants sucking up to him in 2003, asking him to run for governorship in Imo.

And all these people have one thing in common: Deceitful Sycophants

So, this one's nothing new here. Dem just wan chop Tinubu money small

Is this Seun's own version of April Fool?

Nwokem Seun, why not hand your site to REAL ARTISTS who understand colors and how to bring the best out of them, instead of having to subject your site to your extremely poor design tastes and skills? I mean, no offense, but you're SUPPOSED to have realized your shortcomings by now and hired REAL PROFESSIONAL artists to hold it down in the areas you're EVIDENTLY deficient in.

Or you think Mark Zuckerberg just sat down and painted Facebook from head to toe? People are hired to do this, for crying out loud.

So, just like your ongoing JAMB coding contest, don't you think you should also hold another for designers who would come up with the best workable artistic theme for Nairaland?

Time to outsource this once and for all, bro. Think about it

WTF?

Dede1: Yet the demented punk would want to decide the limits of Igbo land. If Yoruba own 80% of Bight of Benin, what is left for Itsekiri and Ijo? Could someone tell this loudmouthed punk to stop reading ethnic maps of Nigeria seen through Google?

Dede, you accidentally clicked to reply Beaf instead of Shymmex.

The fact that IMSU, a state school (which, being a state school, naturally has fewer spaces than the average federal school) has been so overstretched to the point of appearing above the likes of federal schools like UI in terms of demand? I think that state needs more universities, honestly.

It's also worthy of note that it's the only state school mentioned in those highlights.

There's Jessica Simpson on that list, guys!

But to be honest, Nanos, I think you guys should try toning it down on the excessive tribal howls, et al.
Just a lil' bit

PS: This is coming from an Igbo

[quote author=ekt_bear]Well you cannot blame anyone for taking anything bashr8 says/posts with a grain of salt, since he is already known to be shamelessly dishonest[/quote]Then, what that person should do is first confirm, instead of just jumping in and spewing tribal garbage, without sparing a thought on how stupiid he'd look in the end. It reeks of mental laziness, in my view.

[quote author=Capt.Barbosa]This is one of what the thieving OP once posted. He went to the extent of shamelessly editing article to make up for their egocentric nature.

Only a fool would swallow the OP's post hook, line and sinker![/quote]I don't wallow in the past, my dear, so I could give two shiits about the OP's history, past posts and the rest. What I address are issues, and not personalities.
But then you, being the really jobless person you are, carried your tribal stupidiity over here, mouthing off in your infantile bellows without even first confirming if the story is fake or not.

. . . Can't you see the joke is on you?

[quote author=Capt.Barbosa]Read between lines . . .was I doubting the figures or the OP? The OP is fraud and thats it.

Is it not natural to see those that have been selling spare parts are now trying to go to school and hence rushing up to apply for jamb? Fool[/quote]First and foremost, you clearly called it "fake news", did you not?
Your arse got served, so please shut up and take it like a man instead of worsening your case with your unrivaled idiocy

[quote author=Capt.Barbosa]^
So, Unilag still have the highest number of applicants? No wonder the fool edited that part out to suit his fraudulent nature. Nonsense![/quote]Even if it was edited out, it still doesn't help your empty case. He clearly noted UniZik had the second highest figure, which isn't a lie.

You need to fetch yourself a job so you don't spend all day clutching at straws like the idle soul you are.

[quote author=Capt.Barbosa]Where is the refrence to this story? I don't believe this story due to the fraudulent nature of the OP. Thesame lying dolt that went to the extaent of editing article to suit his greedy self.

Another "SE and SS contributing 91% of economy"?. Ibos can go to any length to satisfy their greediness.

BRING ON your sources! Fake news![/quote]Here it is, knucklehead. Fresh from the channels website:

[url]channelstv.com/home/2012/03/30/jamb-releases-2012-utme-results-3-score-above-300/[/url]

I hope with this, you can now repackage all that juvenile crap you just spewed up here, and shove them right back up your gaping arse.

Beaf: It might be even worse next year. Something drastic needs to be done about the core-North and education.

Can you imagine this?

That's a path they chose for themselves.
Abegiii. Na we born dem? We go force-feed dem book? Na dem open mouth tok say dem no want again. So make we leave dem to their fate.

Have you seen that infamous satellite shot of Korea? The one that showed South Korea glowing with lights and neon effects, while North Korea was in pitch darkness? That's what Nigeria will end up looking like in the days to come. And I'm sure you already know who our North Koreans are gonna be in this case.

Xenophobia comes with its cross, so they're just gonna have to carry it. They made that decision, afterall.

And could anyone be kind enough to explain why the so-called "Fountain of Knowledge" didn't make the cut? No offense.

Whoa!!! Over 123,000 from Imo alone!
If for one thing, it signifies an extremely high demand for tertiary education and formal accomplishment in Imo. And for a tribally monolithic state of its nature (ie 100 percent Igbo), I find this even more interesting.

I think more universities, polytechnics, colleges of education and artisan academies should be situated in these three states.

What's also surprising is the fact that Nigeria's most populous states, Lagos and Kano, are nowhere to be found in the top three.
And that Imo leads not just in percentage but numbers, is also amazing considering the fact that, when listing Nigeria's top 10 most populous states, Imo is nowhere to be found!

Cooool.

afam4eva: If Ngozi eventually gets it, she won't be the first non-american to run the world bank. James Wolfenson, the former world bank president is from Australia.

No, I don't think that was the article's point.
If she wins, it would make her the first World Bank President voted against America's wish.

More power to your elbow, Gov. Aregbesola, and God bless us all

This cake isn't complete without a sculpture of a large, sprawling cocaine-manufacturing plant in the middle, with another miniature sculpture of the University of Toronto by the side IMHO.