₦airaland Forum

bittyend: Bwahahaha!! Like I said earlier - the use of English and Ejine don't belong in the same cadre. Can't you clowns write simple and precise English - without mumbo jumbo thrash, which makes no darn sense to an intellectual. I can't do a back and forth thing with you - because you're not even on my level. You're so benefit me, in everything used to judge human developments, and achievements in life.. To get on my level, learn how write precise and direct English - and increase your depth of intelligence.

I've already warned you and your ibotic kins, that I'm not Shymmex - stop calling SHymmex, ibo monkey.

Dumb, dumb, and dumber. Look at the cowardly fleshbag deluding himself.
"Ibo monkey"? Is that it? Is that the best your knucklehead has got to offer?

I reiterate, that until you actually get to pull your head out of your gaping asss, and actually embrace the reality outside cyberspace, I will never take you seriously.
Because until then, you're nothing more than a loveless frustrated teenage boy with severe acne.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Here is the question again, are you Ibo or Ibo speaking? roll on!

Those dried-granular rolled maggots laced with camel's urine must be really phocking your single digit IQ. hybrid goat![/quote]Can't say I'm surprised, as I expected as much. For the common fact that you were still unable to comprehend my Delta North statement? You've just lent credence to my earlier statement on your bewildering illiteracy.
But from this post of yours, I can further deduce that you're not only an illiterate, but also a down's sydrome / cretinism hybrid creature, with an IQ in 4 decimal places.
Ultimately, I wouldn't put the blame on you. Heck no. Rather, I'll blame on your vulcanizer parents who never saw it fit to send you to school.

bittyend: Like Dede1, like Ejine - bunch of thesaurus ibotic cavemen.. You guys, and use of English shouldn't exist in the same sentence. Just read over the diatribe you posted - and tell me what you're trying to say in one sentence.. Ibo monkeys will NEVER evolve - we took you out of the forest, gave you guys clothes, and gave you a language - yet it's still the same monkey see, monkey do.. I'm tired of Ibos/ebos!!

Shymmex the knuckleheaded transvestite coward, up to his usual tired antics of switching IDs, talking to himself and generally being a buffoon, all to the amusement of us peeps in the interwebs.
Poor shame. . . In this guy's hollow mind, he really thinks he's convincing anyone.

Nwokem, please drag your dirty hairy asss back to your day job of hawking bananas and leave the internet to people whose IQ is atleast above room temperature. Cuz you, my friend, do not make the cut.
Next.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]How convenient for you fools to be claiming south south? Are you now ashame to accept your ancestors?

Let me make it very slowly to your mentally dwarfed self, are you Ibo or Ibo speaking? Accept you are Ibo and move on! Dingbat![/quote] Retarrdo!

Let me spell it slowly so your microscopic, snail-paced brain can understand: You know that lil' senatorial zone called the Delta North? That lil' zone comprising Ndokwa, Ukwuani, Asaba etc? Well, guess what indigenes make up the place? IGBO! Say it with me now. . . IGBO!

I'm not surprised you're too much of a depraved mooron to even know or grasp the common geographic features of the country you dwell in.
From your childish rancid tirades, it's easy to see you're nothing more than a bitter, miserable, disgruntled illiterate with stinkng pits, picked up and dusted from the revolting slums of Alimosho, to come serve as a houseboy in Port Harcourt, which explains why First Class hobos like you are so incredibly stupid to come on the internet and cry about WELL-TO-DO South South people holding their meetings in Lagos - a venue THEY paid for with their own money!
Tell me, are you not a loser? You spend the few pennies and chips you make from whoring your gayy asss (as a houseboy) on shouting on the internet like a deserted, eternally-scarred DUNCE with cretinism, and you expect us to take you seriously? Well, good one. Clap for yourself, FOOL!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Oh shut up foo.

As if you dullards don't think every Yoruba person is from the SW.[/quote]Oh, what do we have here? The Grade A retardo finally graced the place with her presence, to come defend her like-minded docile dullard friend.
If I hadn't known you for the inbred, mutated, mouth-breathing, bottom-feeding fool you are, I would've been very offended at your ignorance.
But then, since I've very much read your idiiotic postings on the very day your lard asss was exposed by Aletheia on the forum as nothing more than an irredeemable buffoon (on that HIV thread with Kobojunkie), I've come to either skip your posts or laugh at them totally.

For someone who claims to live in the US, but displays the shockingly crass ignorance you do on the forums, to the point you're so stupiid as to believe seeing Akwa Ibom people 'looking healthy' automatically translates to none of them having HIV? I've come to accept you as the living embodiment of the saying that "You can take the pig out of the bush, but you can never take the bush out of the pig".

By the way, answer my question, asswipe - when the phuck will you be vacating Port Harcourt?
You have the nerve to come on the internet spewing shiit, yet you're in this same South South, serving as a janitor.
You really have no shame.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Another south eastern fool is here! Are you from south south? Go get some money rituals or sales 'em rusty spare parts. Nkita ara![/quote]You continue to show me exactly how much of a tactless retarrded maniac you are.
Is Delta State part of the South East now? Or you think because I'm Igbo, that automatically means I'm from the South East?
I knew all along my initial inference on your ignorance was never wrong. How a dirty, filthy-ass gutter thug like you ever got to have contacts with a computer will forever be mystery.

Spineless illiterate.

Very shameful!

Those South-South "fools" as you call them, are not on your payroll, my dear, so you'd be doing yourself a favor by getting that nonsense chip off your shoulder.
The banquet hall they're using? They paid for it.
The cars that took them there? They paid for them.
Their places of residence? They own them.

So, you're not doing them a favor in any way when you see them in Lagos. You contribute absolutely nothing to their lives; you're nonentities to them.

By they way Rhino, I hear you work in Port Harcourt as a janitor. So, before you start insulting others for being in Lagos (a place a useless nonentity like you contributed no single penny to build), then maybe you should also first vacate to your village, and then just maybe, we might begin to take you a little more seriously.

Mods should move this crap thread to its rightful section.

Okay, this is getting ridiculous now.

ekwy nwa: @ Ejine that was not necessary

Okay, Okay, my bad. Ayam sorry

Nice!

Desola: I have to commend you on your efforts to ignore as clearly validated by your constant replies to my comments. You have done well indeed.

You my dear, should not be flattered at the attention I have shown in your post albeit addressed to a differetn poster. I probably thought it was necessary to reply to a fellow highly literate 'southerner' seeing as according to your deduction, I, being of the western Nigerian extract, is also classified a 'southerner' and part of that 90% literacy catchment. They do say birds of like feathers flock together, non? I felt it was in the spirit of this commonality that we share, that we discuss the sorry state of the northerners and our bad luck at been lumped in this country with such illiterates.

You talk about my ilk's "vainglorious immaturity"? Ejine, I really don't think its appropriate to address the whole southern Nigeria to which you belong in such manner. Have you forgotten that we have a literacy level of 90%?

Nah, like I implied - if it adds no value to my life, and doesn't affect me directly, I ignore it.
But if they're replies to me, especially when I didn't have to address this person for her to show interest, then heck, why shouldn't I milk it for all of its worth?
Especially when this person earlier on claimed to having not been aware of my existence until a few hours ago when she took it upon herself to strike up a conversation with me regarding a post that wasn't even addressed to her? Then I'mma gonna feed the troll to its own stupor, cuz that's how I roll, mate. Ask Chino

Oh, and another thing, when I say "your ilk", I'm referring to your other team-members in the Nairaland Tribal Chest-Beating Hall of Fame. But I can now understand why you're quick to generalize it and say Southern Nigeria --- You're a failed tribalist afterall. And just like everyone of those low-lives? Generalization is your forte.

NorthSharp: The worst part about the section in bold is that all these venomous ethnic insults against the Hausa-Fulanis by the poster you were replying (Ejiné) was in spite of the fact that the poster he was in turn responding to (Alj Harem) has stated in an ambiguous way that he is NOT a Hausa-Fulani, and in spite of the fact that I had specifically pointed this fact to him myself in a different thread long ago!

To be honest, what I find inexplicable in his (Ejiné's) constant ethnic insults against my people is that he almost always lashes at the Hausa-Fulani as a response to Alj Harem's posting, even though the later, as I have said, has come out openly to state his non-Hausa-Fulani ethnic background.

I am wondering how he (Ejiné) would feel if an ethnic bigot were to be heaping so much ethnic insults on his Igbo people as a response to postings from, say, Jason123, even after the latter has come out clearly to say that he is not Igbo.

NorthSharp, I've been in Nairaland for six good years now. Believe me when I say it, because I'm no newbie. This ID was created on Dec 2011, but trust me, the personality was not.

And I know you'll find it hard to believe, but Alj Harem IS from the North. And as much as this does not justify my venomous antics, I trust you of all people should understand something's gotta give.

This Alj Harem you talk about is a well known bigot with an extremely low self esteem. I've seen him claim Anambra, Delta Igbo (my clan), Igala, Kanuri, Egbira, Isale Eko, and the recent one, Awori. And if you doubt my words, I can pull out the threads on the toad's lying ways.
Infact, in one of the idiiot's failed tactics, he brought up fake IDs and tried to claim us Anioma people hated being referred to as Igbo.

I've seen his IDs, including step1, Alj Uche, Merengue, and the other thousands he had in 2009, so I know what I'm talking about.

I've known him for up to 3 years now, so just believe me when I tell you where he's from. It's a very, very, very, loooooong story.

Desola: i'm so chuffed that you actually noticed my posts. On the contrary, I never even knew you existed until I read your intellectual posts and fantastic efforts to point out the bigotry in others.

I am so glad you noticed my sarcasm also, but I must say that I didn't expect anything less from a highly literate individual from 'southern Nigeria' - it must have been a piece of cake.

I'm pretty flattered that even after 'not knowing I existed,' you felt it imperative to quote and start addressing my posts, even when they weren't directed at you, meant for you, or in need of your opinion/contribution. This, my dear, either signifies complete joblessness, or an innate interest in the poster (although I cringe at the thought of this).
Whichever you feel is a more appropriate explanation, is best left to you.

Oh, by the way, of course I did notice your posts in previous threads, as they all exhibit this characteristic vainglorious immaturity your ilk is known for.

. . . And just like I treat every other triffling meaningless element that adds no value to my life on cyberspace? I ignore 'em

Desola: Wow, what poise, what finessse you have showed in exhibiting that 90% literacy. Your post couldn't have expressed the knowledge abundantly available to your people as the most literate in Nigeria. Come on, with posts such as this, it's hard to see why some northerners chose to go the way of Islamic education. You my dear, have shown your pedigree and you are indeed the finest from whence it is you hail.

Interesting, i found though that you spoke of my stupidity when the last I checked, you re-itereated that there is a part of Nigeria tagged 'Southern Nigeria'. I have to admit that you, my friend, couldn't be any more knowledgeable.

Not a problem. I mean, coming from someone who spends 98 percent of her time on Nairaland shouting "Omo Ibo, Okoro, Igbo" and the rest of her unintelligent bellows, this pitiful attempt at sarcasm does fall terribly flat on its face. But don't sweat it, partner.
Just let us know when you're ready to join that Islamic Education gravy train, aiight?

Do have a nice day yourself.

AgentTunde: Hello, I am Agent Tunde, If you need a Gay Pertnar Or a Sugar Mummy , or a lesbian.... with a Sugar Daddy, who will make you happy, and who will take care of you .. give you all what you want .. Contact me on my mobbile number so i can link you with them :.. 07090898822

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Desola: So much for literacy and knowledge when you can summarily call northerners bombers and "ne'er-do-wells". That is the height of ignorance, if you ask me. Isnt it this same north that produced the likes of Sanusi Lamido but yet, they are all almajiris as you put them.

Isn't it funny and rather hypocritical of you to call Alh Harem out for his "divisive" antics when you have displayed nothing else but disdain for the Yorubas? Just as you claim to see these supposed antics, some of us see through you clearer than we would through a glass. You, my dear, are nothing but a bigot.

You speak of southern Nigeria and I ask you where exactly that is? The last i checked, there was the West, the East and the South-south so please, do point in the right path to find this very recent development of a Southern Nigerian nation.

Desola my humble dunce, that miserable self-agonizing epistle you just typed up there would only serve me better if I printed it out to use as toilet paper after visiting the loo, as it serves no other purpose.
But in case of next time, I would advise you to properly verify the person you're replying, so as not to mix up names. If your mustard-sized brain hadn't been so dehydrated, you wouldn't be asking a nonsensical question about Southern Nigeria. But just to put your foolishness to rest, the Southern Nigeria I was referring to simply meant South East, South West and South South (which I belong to, thank you very much), and not some retaarded misplaced brotherhood nonsense you obviously believe.

As for your "disdain against the Yoruba" comment? I won't even bother addressing that. It is perfect the way it is, as it speaks volumes about your stupidiity.
My dear, my profile is wide open. You can open it up and read every single post (since you're that jobless) I've made with it, just for you to truly realize how idiiotic and nonsensical that remark of yours is.

So, please, if you're going to post another empty sob story, no waste time oh, cuz I'm ready to hear it.

Agbaya.

alj harem: Fact. At least an Aljmajiri does not insult you in your land, neither does he claim to be more than you or better than you.

Please let them know the reality on ground so they stop deluding themselves.

Of course! Who needs verbal insults when the underfed rabid idiiot almajiri can just strap bombs to his dirty underwear and blow himself to pieces like his Northern brother Al-Mutallab tried to do?

Aboki, if you don't know it, you and your clan of useless ne'er-do-wells are doomed for life and soon to be crushed into total extinction. What with the terrorism, poverty and illiteracy that have come to stay?

And in case you're too much of a retaard to put two and two together, no country or tribe has ever recovered from terrorism. Not Iraq, not Afghanistan, not Somalia, not Sudan, and definitely not Mali.

Keep decieving yourself here playing tribal Bishop in Southern affairs, thinking you're scoring points or proving something to yourself.
Your idiiocy just reached its zenith when you said most Igbo people were ignorant. LoL! I guess it is this Igbo ignorance that has fetched Northern Nigeria the 85 percent illiteracy it currently has today, no?

You thought I'd be stupiid enough to start attacking Yoruba people, didn't you? But I can see beyond your desperate fake antics at division.

I can properly see you for the miserable, sad, frustrated maniac that you are, and that's all you'll ever be to me.

earthgreeners: Im a Yoruba,
I would actually prefer the almijiris who actually belongs to a class to the ignorant igbotic idiots causing confusion

Mr. Man, before you bring your futile, empty, tribalistic chest-beating idiiocy my way, be sure to first get these sorted out:

1. Get yourself some decent education to address the numerous pitiful gbagauns in this junk you just posted. It is that bad.

2. Try stepping out of your village for once in your life; so as to help put a little lid on your childish, chronic bigotry.

3. You should try reading my previous posts a bit. That way, you'd see how I handle glorified tribal spastic knuckleheads like yourself. Because, trust me, I don't need to reply your foolishness in kind in order to properly take you to the cleaners.

4. And another thing, those so-called Igbos you talk about in Lagos, are not under your care. You do not feed them, clothe them, shelter them or even employ them. These are self employed people who work for themselves and gain for themselves. So, if you're unable to get a decent job outside forging certificates at Oluwole, don't blame them; rather, blame it on your emptiness.

So, atleast the next time you come to the internet to spew your misguided half-assed tribal rage, be sure to back up your idiiocy with a little more tact, hence you come off looking like the frustrated inbred dunce that you are right now

@Shymmex

Even left to me, there'd be no such thing as "First Lady", as it does nothing besides signifying recklessness and institutionalized looting.
Hell, Nigeria is not a monarchy. When you elect a governor, it's him and his professional team you're electing, not his goddamned personal family.
Etc, etc, we get it.

But then, this is Nigeria and its corruption riddled constitution, so we gats to live with it until we get another one.

Fashola's point is well noted. But it's the fact that this is coming from him, I find laughable. That's all.

alj harem: Igbo yes because most are ignorant, South-south why ?

But are they as ignorant as your worthless fathers who have rightfully denied you lepers education and healthcare, thus relegating you all to the Almajiri class that you rightfully belong in?

I meant to say *security lackeys.
Arrgh. . . Bloody typos.

shymmex: What has that got to do with the thread? Was the woman invited in the first place? And why does she have to shut the whole place down? This has nothing to do with the political parties - just common sense.

Dude, that is not the point I'm trying to make. Granted, the shutting down of the road was made on the directives of the securoty lackeys and the rest of the criminals in Abuja. We've all been singing against this glorified Unitary mess called Nigeria. What I'm against here, is the ACN's deep urge to criticize everything, even when they themselves have been doing the exact, if not worse.
These where the same peeps who shut down all activities (including legislation) on the day Tinubu was celebrating his birthday. Tell me, ain't it funny?

They used violent thugs against peaceful Lagosian protesters at Lekky, only to start crying about soldiers deployed during the Occupy saga. Isn't that just ironic?

A couple of months ago, the state's accounts department (of all places) was set on fire, on mysterious reasons. And I'm sure you can already decode what possibly went down

I'm not trying to be judgemental here, but until these guys begin to actually avoid what they preach against, I can never get myself to take them seriously.

You shouldn't either.

I see ACN is no different from PDP in ethics or decorum.
The only distinguishing factor being that ACN is self-righteous and hypocritical to boot.

Both parties are shiiit-holes, in my honest opinion.

I wonder how Osun plans to secede without the appropriate satellite pictures to help them locate the Electricity Engineers in the Church of Canada.

Choi! Game over. The end.
So much for BRICS vote.
Well, you can't say Ngoo didn't give it a shot.

Ah well. . .
On to more important issues.

This is the original and genuine thread. Not the fake one set up by that poser

LOL! I see some real low-lives are in here with their fake IDs.
Sorry loser, but we the Igbo already have our duly elected Ezeigbo, and he's none other than ONLYTRUTH.

And come the time for the election, our duly ordained electoral commissioner POINTB will be the one to organize, not sore losers like you

LMFAO! This is amazing I'd like to see drawings on WillyWilly and MekusXXX though. Hahaaa!

So, while the Federal tier is going around executing projects that were supposed to be the responsibilities of those governors, NE/NW governors are busy blowing millions, marrying people off.

Nice one.

How much have they earmarked for fertilizer grants and job capital loans to their people, to ensure they become self-reliant citizens in the future tho'?