₦airaland Forum

raquel97:
Got drunk ( finished almost a bottle of undiluted Vodka) but trust me, I suffered it for weeks, my diet was just water rough throat and all.

4 shots of vodka and a good gentle rumping would have done magic.

Wanted to commit suicide so I bought:

Bullet

Roasted tilapia fish

Roasted chicken (I surrender)

Hollandia plain

2 buckets of KFC side chicks

Fried & jollof rice with salad

Maltina

Ice cream

Pizza

Cake

Nkwobi ½ plate


Ise'ewu full plate.

I ate and ate and ate, unfortunately my plan didn't work.

I'll try it again if Amaka disappoint me.

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Chai! See as dem waste hand mouth sanitizers.

datola:
There are lots of news on COVIC 19 from Isreal. They just developed a driving through testing kit that can test 3,000 people within 24 hours few days ago.

Those guys are forking innovative.

Thinking out loud.

Na like Chinedu giving chow to almajiri and Bello telling the almajiri not to collect/eat, instead make the almajiri go cook him food.
I wonder who go give almajiri cooking utensils and condiments. Even if almajiri get utensils and condiments, e get skills to cook?

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I will allow my girlfriend keep a squirting lez friend. At least TreeSum will be inevitable.

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Some homies will still find this SHE attractive.



One man meet, na another man junction.

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The Nigerian Railway Corporation (NRC) has announced the shut down of all passenger train services with effect from Monday.

Spokesman of the NRC, Mr. Yakub Mahmood, said the board and management of the corporation approved the shut down as a measure to prevent the spread of the novel coronavirus.



The statement attributed the shut down to the “already known COVID-19 outbreak.”

“Further information on passengers’ train services will be made available in due course to our esteemed passengers,” the statement said.

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Daily Trust learnt that the shut down affects all standard and narrow gauge train services on Abuja-Kaduna, Lagos-Ogun routes as well as the ongoing free trial run of the Lagos-Ibadan standard gauge.



A senior NRC official, who spoke with our correspondent, said: “This is response to the nationwide lockdown in response to COVID-19 outbreak. This is in order to safeguard the lives of the passengers and our staff.

“The shutdown affects all train services including your darling Abuja-Kaduna train and all narrow gauge services on Ido-Ijoko route until further notice.”

Visited their office in Maitama last week. It's mandatory to use sanitizer and your temperature must be checked at the security post before you proceed.

Why not womenopause?

We (Nigerians) are known for always hiding the truth.

No sauce?

How will you feel if I serve you white rice without sauce?

Your comedy should be in Comedy Section NOT Health Section.

blessingchinny:
I am a lady of 28. Pretty though, but the issue is that every guy I come across would always want to have sex with me. And once I say no, it is break up I have really gone through a lot to keep my self... I don't know if I should give up. Doesn't it mean that guys no longer appreciate virginity? Is it a crime to keep oneself till marriage. I am tired already, I am at the verge of given up. Please I need someone to talk yo me before I make a drastic decision. Am confused....

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If I really want you for marriage, I won't run away. I will be proud of you keeping your virginity to this age and will do everything possible to marry you i.e if we're compatible.

But if I just want to make a highway for other commuters, I will definitely leave you after several tries without luck.

akinjojo1234:
This is Roger Mayweather and not the known world champion Floyd Mayweather. He was Floyd's uncle

We need to learn how to properly report news


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDNFaOi0QLY

You know Nigerians and reckless reporting na.

ValCon888:
She's fùcking ugly.
If she was my girlfriend I'll abandon her too.

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If she was your girlfriend?

After making an ugly girl your girlfriend?

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Dickson. He's so good at bringing women together.

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It doesn't, but e beta make lady wey you married a VIRGIN give you headaches than the one wey don hit average MILEAGE.



No quotes pls, heat dey yonder.

amdman Honda Ridgeline please. Thanks.

AngryIgboMan:
a friend was advising me against buying a Samsung.

I ignored the very hopeless iddiot and bought my samsung A30.

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God! Did your friend forked/snatched your girlfriend or wife?

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And I wanted to open a thread on 'Why do Nigerian girlfriends call their guys a lot?'

Walahi the few girls wey I date/still dating too dey call abeg.

Prolly different strokes for different folks.

Nollywood Channel on NL.

kelophili23:
Pls no insult abeg, I'm married with a kid I dated my wife for some few years while still dating my wife I meet (Susan) not real name I told her I was not in any relationship but she later find out I was dating someone before I meet her I thought she will broke up with me but she said she wants to continue dating me, luckily for me later things were good for me that year I meet her then I told her I wanted to marry my girlfriend I was dating before I meet her, she said OK even after the marriage Susan said she still wants to be with me, my marriage is pushing 3 years and I have been dating Susan over 3yrs but I love my wife and kid so much that I can't even think of leaving them bcoz of Susan, some times I would find out that Susan is into other relationships I would be angry with her bcoz I'm a very jealous person but when I give it a thought that I'm already a married man I will forget it, the sex part of the relationship is mind blowing but that's not what is attracting me about her, now I'm confused bcoz even after marriage, Susan is still with me is not I as if I take care of all of her needs, she ask me to take care of her needs so that she will date me alone but I don't want to involve my self into that, now this is where I need advice why is Susan still around me even after I have gotten married and where is this leading to is she not thinking of getting married bcoz she is a very good looking girl

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I swear not all men are men, some men are confuse fishes.

If you can be this confuse about this glaring facts, then you need to be quarantine for 3 years cause foolery is contagious and yours may infect your children.

MZrapper:
I hope your stalking prowess would grant you the good life you desire.

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When does looking at one's profile on a public forum become stalking?

MZrapper:
Kristianity kee u dere.

Scammers.

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And you said Naija men are so rude? Be careful.

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Kuku say you be JESUS na!

MiamiePizza:
it should be 'Do not Loss this card'

OMG!

Trying to explain.......

rattlesnake:
meaning u are an olodo if u cant detect the error.

How is he an olodo?
Is it wrong spelling or wrong grammar?

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Seems to agree with you. This applies to the broke ladies too.

There's nothing good about being broke.