₦airaland Forum

---

Are you trying to say majority of 'em are .......


The TOPIC is an insult to 'em.

It's a good thing.

Right now you're in a plane (safe place) and you're complaining that you can't fall from the plane, are you okay?

Guy, stay still in your plane because parachutes ain't available these days.

---

Prolly the size of your intelligence.

emmarocks:
I asked a female friend of mine and it took her almost 10min to think of one answer... How come !!!

---

Just 10 mins for her to give an answer and you're complaining?

Wait till you see the one that will make an attemp after a decade.

Some won't be able to answer this question but believe me you might benefit massively from them. There are beautiful souls out there.

Anarchy01:
woman rapper

---

No longer a rapper, now a singer.

---

Post your age too for effective and efficient response.

---

Send me her number lemme talk to her on your behalf.

---

No wonder nicca is so addicted to OPIUM.

And I quote:
'The major difference between the human vagina and the poppy is that the latter's seeds taste great on a bagel.'

Smug4real:
Okay
This month was supposed to be my third month, but with uncle coro causing havoc right now I don't know whether it would be extended. Time shall tell; i would definitely find out whether I should take it or decline.

All the best baba.

Smug4real:
I know I shouldn't be asking this since its a deviation from the topic but you just said something that pricked my curiosity.
Do 'one man firms' pay well? I'm on 3 months probation for a general contractor as a project supervisor and I've been wondering whether it's worth it, since I turned down a regular job in plastics recycling. We are yet to negotiate terms.

Some do, some don't.

Some boyfriends are benevolent/generous, others ain't.

Who started this?

ednut1:
Clipper is 5k. But you are saying she sent 150k.are we kids here

Lol.... That ain't literal man.

Na fatality be that, Nairalanders dey give brutality upfront.

dawnomike:
Nigerians can frustrate your online presence

Are they this generous?

doctore212:
One Olosho for my street charged me 1500 naira for short time but when she heard that that day was my birthday she now collected 500 naira.

I was very happy

kizwid:
Op e no go better for you with your lie lie....
lol
Op e no go better for you with your lie lie....
lol

Lol. It's okay to doubt what we have never come across/experience. I understand gee.

Easy baba.

You have a choice.

AstroG:
The only good thing Nigerian girl can surprise u with is their Pvssy

Your Birthday Gift> Pvssy
Your Graduation Gift> Pvssy
Your thanksgiving gift> Pvssy


And others


Bunch of Stark Demented contagious,good for nothing fools with high illiteracy and low IQ

ZINIBANKS:
Op maybe she gave you dat money to open a barber shop clipper of 4K

Lol.

ZINIBANKS:
Is like you like food and na dat garnish plate of rice go kill you

Easy man.

iyke926:
Dude, I hope you ain't doing sugar mummy. If you ain't, you must be a lucky mou'fvcker. I personally don't expect much when dating a lady.

Haba no sugar mummy oooo, I didn't go for these girls because of their bar oooo.

proclinician:
Haaaaaa guyyy the number 2 are you surreeeee oboyeeee. Wetinnnnn. My only surprise is when i was in school so i was teaching this girl my neighbor maths and it got late in the night i wanted to sleep. I told her i will be leaving early next morning and would love to eat rice but the closest restaurant wont open. Next morning she brought a well garnished plate of rice for me.

Seriously serious. Still trying to figure out how she got my account details.

Lol at the bolded. She tried for you.

iyke926:
Some sensible ones offer their pussy.

Guys, don't expect anything much when you dating a Nigerian girl.

There are exceptions bro. Seriously I think I've been lucky my whole life to date some beautiful souls; I have benefited in ways I have never imagined.

An ex got a Federal Government job for my cousin through her dad.

Another helped my friend set up a organization within a week which he used to win a contract.

I have been gifted good phone and laptop as birthday gifts on different occasions.

Got admissions (for 3 persons) through a girlfriend.

I can go on and on.

Never settle for less.

1. Dated this girl for like 6 months, dropped her without reason. After 5 years we cross paths again and started afresh. Never knew babe was a virgin all this while (she's well exposed); Tested and Trusted. That girl holds a special place in my heart.

2. Was on video call with gf I've been dating for 3 months now, she saw my beards and was like 'ha! baby this beards is too much' I jokingly replied 'barbers no open'. She transferred a hundred and fifty thousand naira to me to go get a clipper or go to a salon. Was damn flabbergasted.

---

I know say the dark past wey OP dey yan na all about the wo/man's true mileage; and you know whose mileage is at the disadvantage right?

The only solution to avoid such dark past or doubts na to buy brand new car with 0 mileage.

Even the bride dey vex for you.
Thread closed.

Insignificant epistle. You role played a ra.pe scene with your girlfriend and boom! 90% of ra.pe cases are false?

Role play ooooooooo, with your girlfriend oooo.


Plan with a certified thug to go ra.pe your girlfriend lets see how much struggle she'll put in.

Be careful..

Koginaija:
Yes it ruins lives,homes,destinies and marriages.are you a masturbator? Want to be free from masturbation? Is it possible? I've got good news for you YES,it is possible to be free from masturbation.[/b]this freedom is not by your works or physical effort.it is by the divine cleansing in the atoning blood of the lamb. [b]all you need to do is to accept christ into your life,confess your sins and let him cleanse you from all your sins.you will not only have power over masturbation but over every sin.

---

Are you reperring to masturbation or cheating? Seems conpusing walahi.

---

No worry, Zee World and Telenansense fans go cum give you spices for drama.

What have our African researchers discovered?

Oh! We are still waiting as usual.

The heart of most black wo/men (especially Nigerians) is forking stonecold and wicked, can you imagine such nonsense?

Those of you in developed countries better stay put there because your chances of survival there is way higher than here.

Forget about the high rate of spread there, na wickedness go finish us here, no be the virus.

Yimu!