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This has become a norm to most ladies responding to 'so what do you do question?'

It goes like 'I am a student and I do side hustle or I am a hair stylist/tailor and I do side hustle.

A lady will hardly give you that reply when you guys are having a face to face discourse; this response usually arise from social media chats.

What does side hustle mean?

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OP why are you downloading the app?
No come open thread about having STIs symptoms oooo.

But wait! I need this app too o, need to check whether Omoye don join.

Greenkira:

nothing you won't see in this country
An app has bee n launched called olosho
Its on play store now

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What's with all this forking reviews?


Eye-Neck is a JOKE!




Forking CornTree.

successful35:
Na lumen Christy international high school i go for Uromi, Edo State. It's a boarding school. I also graduated from Uniben. Abeg avoid Edo people, be it Benin or Esan. They are the definition of ungratefulness.

abercrombie:
So what's the essence you have Google on your phone

Read nicca.

I thought it's another marriage scam.

Stephenmoka4:
Virgins are somewhat cool too but, don't sweat it. I don't boast about it myself and if a girl lie to you and told you that she had been using toys but, had already dispose it, won't you believe that too.

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Of course you'll believe her, prolly coz you're another toy who will be disposed at the appropriate time.

excessmon:
Your write up said 2018,
Pls check for the updated one.... the information might have changed
Lazy blogger

Serious laziness sef, just to change 18 to 20 na work.

Renforce:
Warri

Any agent in Abj?

chatinent:
How old is your stupidity?

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Prolly, a decade.

The nicca have 10 years experience in stool-pit-duty.

Renforce:
About time


With just 76k You could own our 384wh lithium-ion solar generator that could power your TV, laptop, Dc fan and 4 lighting points for up to 10 hours daily

Location?

Research on transport fare in this 21st Century?

Well, I hope it's reliable.

The lady after reading OP's topic. She be like 'I still have that elastic firm Arsenal'.

Are you in Abj?

It ain't the music Mazi, it's the insufficient usage of the tightening cream.

You know is wrong? And you still went ahead?

Are you sure you ain't in China?

Cure will surely come, but things are getting outta hand.

Why is that girls/ladies hate talking about sex or any sexual stuffs but when it comes to f*cking they are pro.

Action speaks louder than oral words.

I have notice this alot even here on nairaland, ladies shy away from real sexual talks like they hate it. Create a real sexual topic here now and you will that only guys are commenting. The girls will just be pretending.

So you want them to chase away their prospective beta buckz husband right? Use your head.

My ex for example,she hates anything porn, or sex talk whenever we are alone or in group of people she don't want anything that relates sex to be discussed but na she f*ck pass. If this girl f*ck u. You will buy her anything.

Same as number 2. Can I have her number for validation of the last statement?

23 - 21

I see nothing wrong with the age difference, you guys are at your peak of exploitation so use it wisely.

Just fork, sexercise and refork with the lad. I am of the opinion that guys try their best to satisfy ladies older than them.

So sharpen your puna.ni sister and enjoy that irrigated sugarcane.

Blu03:
set a trap for her.

Which type trap? I used magic gum, it failed me.

Help!

This is the 5th time this is happening to me.

I just don't know why! Anytime I try building a relationship, one girl will just come and carry my cement and bricks.

Advice please. Matured minds only.

If you must, use condom - Tu baba

Infinix, the best phone - Davido

No kissing o - Kizz Daniel

Be kind - Rude boy

Smokers are liable to die young - Naira Marley

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It ain't sex.




It's Sexercise!

OP's mood when creating thread.

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Broke beta bucks.

I agree with Oshiomole 99%. How can the ref award a penalty kick for a goal kick that was clearly ruled offside?

The way the whistle sounded, shows that the whistle itself was against injustice. But why would the whistle allow the sound in the first place?

The mouth was reluctant to blow the whistle but the heart wasn't. I pity the mind that influence the medulla oblongata to this end.

Why would Ronaldo score against Diri with Messi's assist?

These CornTree don tyre horse eye swell.

DAVE5:
More like sacrifice and the person about to be killed alongside the sacrifice

jagorinho:
your bae na oracle?

Lol... Girls love unique stuff you know. Besides, she is a goddess.

BadRadio:
The government are a confused set of excited homosapiens.

They government ain't what you stated. I think to an extent they did their best by distributing the condoms.

Just take a at look the topics created on NL and other social media platforms from last weekend to date and see how Nigerian youths portrayed Valentine's day.

The government can not ban the lazy youths from being promiscuous; hence, the distribution of condoms to help reduce the spread of STIs/STDs among themselves.

So, I think the government do care in this aspect.

Look at this maga, who should be your val here?

You no dey see girls for your area wey you go approach?

Gee64:
Yes, in contemporary times, St. Valentine's Day Celebration is all about celebrating love for the woman!
True to the creation story in the Bible, after the creation of man, it was discovered that the existence of man had to be complemented with the creation of love for affection which can only be perfected through the existence of the woman. God therefore, made the woman from the man's loins. The loins being the most intricate human part that eventually gives credence love via its desire for sexual expression. So the completion of manhood is his effectual relationship with the woman.

St. Valentine's Day portends the expression and appreciation of God's love for man hence God's desire for man to express his appreciation for the woman He specially crafted out of the loins of man for the continuous existence of man. And man's love for the woman is specially energised via the responsiveness of the loins to the physical display of love by both sexes.

BE MY VAL TODAY AND BE BLESSED!